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Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:10:29 2009 No.2820569 [Reply] [Original]

Alright... What the fucking HELL is up with this loli?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:11:29 2009 No.2820575 >>2820569 Patch when?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:13:29 2009 No.2820580

She's Necronomicon, what else do you expect?

But then, the idea of humanoid grimoires makes me wonder how Lemegeton, the Celestial Handbook or Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica would look as little girls.

Or fuck that, I want the Bible as a loli grimoire. SMITE AND CLEAVE EVIL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:19:29 2009 No.2820600 patchmeifyoucan.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:20:29 2009 No.2820602 >>2820580 Would the bible loli be yandere or yangire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:24:29 2009 No.2820617 HCG set where.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:26:29 2009 No.2820620 >>2820580 Righteous moe~!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:27:29 2009 No.2820622 so is that slime thing a shoggoth, then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:28:29 2009 No.2820634 >>2820580 She would constantly be going on about how the end is near and we should prepare for the judgment day. Basically, one of those crazy sign-holding doomsayers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:30:29 2009 No.2820639 >>2820634 Only until she catches sight of a magician or his grimoire. Then she enters "HERETICS!" mode and it's time for Deus Machina Gabriel to fuck shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:33:29 2009 No.2820652 But there are tons of Bibles printed over the world, shouldn't it be more exotic to be a grimoire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:36:29 2009 No.2820659 >>2820652 There are also a lot of copies of the Necronomicon, but Al Azif is the original. Bible girl can be a copy enchanted by a member of the clergy to fight evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:38:29 2009 No.2820664 >There are also a lot of copies of the Necronomicon ITAI, DESHOU?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:42:29 2009 No.2820676 >>2820580 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch5n5hHniYo It would be cool to get an eroge like Warlock where you seek out human grimoires to bring all four together to summon Satan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:46:29 2009 No.2820688 >>2820580 1) The Bible looks nothing like a loli a) Think about pedo-priests b) Or Jack Chick c) Or fuck it, "Bueno" 2) He softened the fuck up in the NT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:47:29 2009 No.2820690 >>2820688 Anything can be turned into a loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:01:29 2009 No.2820725 >>2820676 And then it turns out that satan is a shy weak loli that was bullied by the rest of the angels into becoming the keeper of hell.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:07:29 2009 No.2820748

>>2820580
Given it some thought.
Celestial Handbook would be a homely, pleasant girl. Her "father" (Robert Burnham Jr.) died alone on the streets, so she doesn't want anyone else to share his fate and tries to help everyone. Deus Machina Fomalhaut (or Glyu-Uho if you'd like, but I disike the Mary Sues living there. ) drops a supermassive black hole as an ultimate attack.

Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica would be tsundere, but more on the "bitch" side than loving side. Inherits Newton's less than pleasant personality. Deus Machina Laplace's Demon, grants omniscience.

Lemegeton would be a deadpan loli who must do odd things like scribbling over herself with chalk to keep 72 demons living in her content. Bible of course would just go around turning people into sand, summoning locust swarms and turning water into blood for laughs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:10:45 2009 No.2820755 >>2820748 Don't forget turning staffs into snakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:12:29 2009 No.2820761 >>2820748 Don't forget turning staves into snakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:22:29 2009 No.2820794 File: 264 KB, 1024x768, Avenger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2820725 What? No. That's not right at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:23:29 2009 No.2820800 >>2820725 >And then it turns out that satan is a shy weak loli that was bullied by the rest of the angels into rebelling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:28:29 2009 No.2820812 File: 157 KB, 666x656, 1191029365382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2820800 I'm not weak!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:29:29 2009 No.2820815 Spoiler: she's not loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:00:29 2009 No.2820944 When is the patch ready? Even if it was "week at best" months are really on the worse side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:01:29 2009 No.2820948 >>2820815 Don't shatter my dreams!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:07:29 2009 No.2820959 >>2820580 What about a little jewish Koran girl?

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