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2816457 No.2816457 [Reply] [Original]

When will the government invest in loli assassins and big brothers to take care of them? I wish to be the CIA big brother with a loli tagging along carrying a P90 in a violin case...

>> No.2816469

Phantom proved that adults are superior than children.

>> No.2816465

youd never be the big brother because youd fail the cia pedo test

>> No.2816479

You mean the Italian government?

>> No.2816495

>>2816465
There's no test for it, you just need to be good with a gun.

>> No.2816496

>>2816457
Enjoy your dying/amnesiac loli.

>> No.2816501

Yea, that was Italy dude. That shit's too freaky for God-loving American Gov't bastards.

>> No.2816504

Hopefully we'll have loli assassins at the IRS...then I could be the fratello...

>> No.2816514

>>2816495
There is no test for it, you just need to be born a CIA-spec newtype.

>> No.2816516

>>2816504
Which part of the fratello did you want to be?

>> No.2816518

>>2816514
>newtype
Goddamn you Char, you always get the best Gundam girls.

>> No.2816552

>>2816496
Broken goods moe. I'll take a Claes model please.

>> No.2816553

>>2816516

Either is fine. Being the loli and taking care of the loli is good either way.

>> No.2816575

>>2816518
You have to have a strong enough spirit to not have your soul weighed down by the gravity of the earth.

If you can do that while still being born on earth, then your newtype abilitys are going to be incredibly high.

>> No.2816578

>>2816457
Go to the middle east or africa or something.

But ask yourself, where would you go if you had one? Not many people to kill in your room.

>> No.2816615

>>2816578

How about those that made fun of us in high school?

>> No.2816624

>>2816615
No one made fun of me in high school. I kept to myself and didn't have a weeaboo level to speak of.

>> No.2816932

>>2816457

You'd have thought that after series of government uses of these lolis, the mafia would've come up that the best way to kill these brats is to shoot in the head.

But noes, the bullets miraculously always hit every other part but the freaking head.

>> No.2816954

>>2816932
In the anime, they stick their arms in front of their heads so they won't get hit there.

>> No.2817009

>>2816954
Arms really don't have the density to stop bullets, especially frail little-girl arms....

I forget, did they have improved skeletal structure?... because that might do the job....

>> No.2817016

>>2817009
The one bitch can lift like 2 tons, they sure as hell have some things changed around in their bodies. ಠ_ಠ

>> No.2817020

>>2816624
>Made fun of
Did that really happen? When I was in high school, nobody knew about anime, so powerlevels were meaningless.

>> No.2817023

>>2817009
Yea they have improved skeletal, otherwise the guns would rip their arms out.

>> No.2817025

>>2817016
>2 tons
Wow, I don't remember that at all.... it's been awhile.
Still, at that point, you're using about 10 square inches of cover to protect about 25 square inches of face....
Probability is against these girls.

>> No.2817031

>>2817009
They were pretty fucking resistant to small-arms fire. Their only real weakness was their eyes, that's why they all freak out in that one episode because they think some organization is targeting the girls specifically with knowledge.

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2817041

You are now aware that Bioshock is Gunslinger Girl except in reverse.

>> No.2817044

>>2817041
Except it's nothing like Gunslinger Girl in reverse.

>> No.2817084 [DELETED] 

Gunslinger Girl eroge where.

>> No.2817087

Gunslinger Girl VN where.

>> No.2817105

This will never happen which is why we need a /jp/ mass suicide where our souls will travel to a fictional reality where this does happen.

I am one of the loli assassins.

>> No.2817116

Loli assassins are already used, mostly in third-world countries though, and they probably live even shorter lives than the Gunslinger Girls.

>> No.2817140

>>2817105
I'll be your fratello
>>2817087
Seconded.

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2817176

I would buy my loli little sorella steiff bears all the time.

>> No.2817187

Are you guys sure about that? You do know that Italians are fucking noisy, have bad driving habits and no sense about politics (why else would they elect Berlusconi over and over again). Italy is a nice place for a holiday, but working there...

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