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Seriously /jp/, who would you pork if given the chance with ONE of these three:

A) 24-year-old Playboy playmate
B) 18-year-old Miss Teen USA
C) 12-year-old Japanese schoolgirl

>> No.2776090

Do you really have to ask? C obviously.

>> No.2776092

Man, I'd probably end up taking the schoolgirl. I never thought playboy girls were attractive, and miss teen USA would probably be a huge bitch.

>> No.2776093

>>2776090

pedofag

>> No.2776097

None of the above.

>> No.2776099

C) 12-year-old Japanese schoolgirl

>> No.2776107

Depends on which one has the better personality.
So probably C

>> No.2776108

>>2776081

>pork

What?

>> No.2776109

A) Slut
B) Most likely retarded, most likely also slut. If not those two, then I'll go with this.
C) I don't find children sexually attractive.

>> No.2776111

Pretty much none of them.

>> No.2776112

C, what kind of question is this?

>> No.2776115

D) Deauxma

>> No.2776116

If I had to choose I guess I'd go with C, but 3D is pig disgusting.

>> No.2776117

>>2776108
Pork. It's meat from a pig!

>> No.2776119

None.
3D pigs.

>> No.2776120

"3D pigs"??? lol

Can a 2D bitch suck your cock?

I thought not.

>> No.2776122

D)Loyal gynoid

>> No.2776128

Pretty sad that most of /jp/ (and /a/) wouldn't fuck A or B even if they had the opportunity. Enjoy your virginity, guys.

>> No.2776132

>>2776120
HELL YEAH SHE CAN in your imagination!

>> No.2776133

True answer? 18 year old Miss Teen USA

>> No.2776135

C

>> No.2776140

I'd go with B if she isn't a huge fucking slutty bitch. And the chances are low.

>> No.2776156

>>2776128
I will.

>> No.2776159

>>2776156

>> No.2776164

C cause I ain't touching a pig disgusting amerikkan

>> No.2776169

C

although if given the chance i'd pick jenny mccarthy over the schoolgirl

>> No.2776180

With no van I'd go for answer C.

>> No.2776186

Lol seriously? When is the answer not "12-year old Japanese schoolgirl?" That's like asking "Would you like to eat this delicious cake or would you like to be forced into an internment camp?"

>> No.2776199

>>2776186

so, having to fuck miss usa or a playmate is like an internment camp? lolwut

>> No.2776203

B for anorsexia nervousa

>> No.2776215

>>2776199

I'd rather do forced labor than fuck A or B.

>> No.2776218

>>2776081
D) 34-year-old intellectual

>> No.2776219
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2776219

Where is the Hoshiguma Yuugi option?

>> No.2776222

I'd rather have sex with my wife than anything on that list.

>> No.2776226

I would stay loyal to my beautiful waifu.

>> No.2776228

>>2776222

is your wife a 400 pound furfag?

>> No.2776242

>>2776228
No, it's taco time, and while blood makes a nice lube I'd rather not have deal with pregnancy bitching and PMS shit at the same time.

>> No.2776251

>>2776199
STDs aren't fun bro.

>> No.2776253
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2776253

You pedofucks sicken me.

>> No.2776269

Can't I have a 20-year old Japanese woman as an option?

>> No.2776289

C

>> No.2776292

>>2776253
i know you! You always post that picture and use the word "pedofuck".

For some reason it makes me laugh so hard. Do it again!

>> No.2776297
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>> No.2776302

D) Onahole

>> No.2776308

If I had to choose, B. I would never sex a girl less than 18, and Playboy playmates are sluts.

>> No.2776314

C

>> No.2776315

D) 5 year old boy

>> No.2776329

C

>> No.2776330
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>>2776292

No.

>> No.2776333

Are we talking about the average schoolgirl, or something like Saaya Irie? If the schoolgirl is hot and developed early, C. If she's average and puberty is going slowly, B.

>> No.2776338

You don't even have to ask to know /jp/ will pick C. Faggots with choices of A or B are trolls.

Also, pic disgusting choices.

>> No.2776341

>>2776338
He might have gotten more variety if it wasn't a weekday.

>> No.2776346

>>2776338
/jp/ will choose D) none of the above as they think 3d is pig disgusting and would rather masturbate to 2d.

>> No.2776353

OP here. If you picked A or B, congratulations, you're normal.

If you picked C, burn in hell, kike jap faggots.

>> No.2776355

>>2776346
I interpreted it to mean you had to pick one of those three, and if you didn't pick, a random one would rape you.

>> No.2776358

C

Sure, I'd like a daughter.

>> No.2776360

>>2776353
But I'm not Jewish, Japanese, or homosexual.

>> No.2776361

>>2776355

I'd like to think, as weak as I am, I could manage to fend off a female model. So, my answer is none.

>> No.2776362

>>2776358
And you could feed her some delicious pork.

>> No.2776369

>>2776355
Are you telling me that there's a chance, even if it's slight, that I can get raped by a 12 year old Japanese schoolgirl from this? Holy fuck, I'm down.

>> No.2776370

>>2776355
Just because the option is not there, does not mean it doesn't exist. The first step to being told who you are and what you will be doing is to think that the choices offered are the only ones available.

>> No.2776371

>>2776355
But that does give you a 1/3 chance of the schoolgirl raping you, which solves the whole party van problem.

>> No.2776373

>>2776370
It was specified at the begin you had to pick ONE of the three. If there was another option it would be ONE of the four.

>> No.2776379

>>2776373
Except that is where you are wrong. You always have the option to tell them to fuck off.

Also, the way the question is worded picking anything other than A,B, or C would reduce your chances from 100% to do one to 0% to do any. Enjoy your loophole.

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>> No.2776390

>>2776381

good God, get that thing away from me

>> No.2776395
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2776395

advice dog has advice

>> No.2776397

>>2776395
That reminds me of some of the backwards African logic regarding AIDS.

>> No.2776398

None.
I'd rather have sex with the girl I love, assuming I'll ever find her.

>> No.2776399

>>2776361
It would be pretty hard to fend her off if she's well-armed. Even if you never leave your house, she'll probaby shoot a canister of knockout gas through your window while you're asleep, and then charge in firing tranquilizer darts.

>>2776369
If you want to get raped by C, just pick C and then resist once it starts. She'll be obligated to rape you.

>>2776370
>>2776379
But they won't listen. They'll use force. Even if you kill her, she'll return as a ghost to take you.

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>> No.2776403

>>2776399
You see, its shit like this is the reason I keep shackles and syringes full of paralyzing agents around.

>> No.2776406
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>> No.2776407

the answer is easy, C for success

>> No.2776420
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>> No.2776436

>>2776199
compared to a 12 year old schoolgirl, yes

>> No.2776440

b

>> No.2776449
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2776449

まいん支援ｗ

>> No.2776480
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2776480

If you'd rather have a 12-year-old slant eyed jap over this, your a fag. Period.

>> No.2776491

c.

no jews

>> No.2776503

>>2776480
You're gay if you want a girl?

>> No.2776506
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>> No.2776510

>>2776503

all japs are faggoty ass fags

so, yes

>> No.2776511

Sorry sir, I'll have to [x] Genuflect at this one.

>> No.2776516

>>2776480
I don't see how having good taste in girls makes me a fag.

>> No.2776517
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>> No.2776527
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2776527

fap to this


or die a faggot forever

>> No.2776529

>>2776517

even pedos think she's ugly

>> No.2776537
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>>2776529

>> No.2776552
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2776552

much better

>> No.2776560

>>2776527
>>2776552
fucking disgusting

>> No.2776562

>>2776560

fuck off japfag

>> No.2776565
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>> No.2776590

>>2776527
>>2776552
Generic blond American bimbos, truly the epitome of feminine beauty.

>> No.2776598

>>2776590

those chicks are fuckin hot

sorry, I don't find slit-eyed 6-year-old nips attractive

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2776607

I came

>> No.2776610
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>> No.2776614

Take those disgusting sluts back to /s/ with you.

>> No.2776640

>>2776590
Generic black-haired Japanese adolescents, truly the epitome of feminine beauty.

>> No.2776664
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2776664

hawt

>> No.2776670

>>2776219
I would gladly eat pork with her.

>> No.2776695

>>2776640

A million times this.

>> No.2776711

Blonde sluts are boring as hell.

>> No.2776729

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.2776748

>>2776729
I'm amazed it hasn't been deleted.

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