/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Edward becomes a blond-haired ditsy vampire princess.
Bella becomes a timid high school boy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

master troll?

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't Tsukhime come first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2759359
Tsukihima was 2001 I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2759369
2000.
Also, there are many (shitty or not known) stories about normal humans meets vampire, but few of them start with the human cutting the vampire into pieces of meat and the vampire forcing the human to be a meatshield.
Also, this accounts for 3/10 of the content of Tsukihime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2759376
Or the guy raping the vampire in an alley and afterward she says it's all her fault.

[Van_Artic No.]

and that's why Twilight sucks

[Anonymous No.]

I don't believe twilight has any MOLLUSK SECKS

[Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg No.]

>>2759464
It's already been stated before you said it......

[Anonymous No.]

>>2759386
That was my favorite part.

Shiki: Ahhh.... I'm sorry Arc

Arc: No, it's alright Shiki, it's not your fault that you brutally raped me until I bled, it because of 'INSERT TL;DR MAGICAL EXPLANATION'

Shiki: Oh really, are you sure?

Arc: Yeah I'm sure, let's just not talk about it ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd hardly consider Shiki to be "timid"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2760047
Shiki's more outgoing than all of /jp/ combined. He's just hard to approach.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2760058
Arihiko comments that he has the appearance of a person who is about to drop dead at any moment, in addition to an unaccountable aura of danger, which makes him completely unapproachable to normal people.

[Anonymous No.]

But yet,if you're a supernatural girl, you are on him like stink on shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought you were talking about Dracula at first.