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Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:44:27 2009 No.2732817 [Reply] [Original]

This letter arrives in your mail one day:

"I have your waifu hostage. We are willing to return her to you, so long as you follow our conditions. An address will be sent to you via email once we have confirmed this message has arrived. The details of the trade off will be explained to you when you arrive. You have 72 hours. If you do not show up within that time, I will penetrate her. You will be given a further 24 hours to show yourself after that. Should you fail that, then she will be chained, violated and impregnated by my men for her remaining days and there will be no further contact. I trust you see that you have little choice; I hope we can do business."

What would you do, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:45:27 2009 No.2732819 But my waifu is already a slut.

>>	Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Mon Jun 8 13:46:27 2009 No.2732825 Call the police.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:47:27 2009 No.2732827 Replace her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:48:27 2009 No.2732834 Confirm if in fact my waifu is in peril. But she's there, safe and sound in her glass prison. Always smiling for me. Sigh with relief, throw away the letter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:50:27 2009 No.2732841 File: 127 KB, 330x350, ORT_CharacterMaterial.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But, there's nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:52:27 2009 No.2732849 >>2732834 Your desktop background has been changed to a photograph of her in a remote location unknown to you. All pictures of your waifu have been moved off your system and backups. Hence, hostage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:55:27 2009 No.2732859 Download another waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:59:27 2009 No.2732868 >>2732817 >>2732849 WILL THEY SEND PICTURES OF SAID IMPREGNATION?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 14:10:27 2009 No.2732898 I fap to NTR so this is just good news for me!

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:39:27 2009 No.2733358
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my waifu go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Jun 8 16:42:27 2009 No.2733371 its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences and do what has tobe done!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:44:46 2009 No.2733379 >>2733371 Is your last name Butt or is all that just your given name?

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Jun 8 16:45:27 2009 No.2733380 >>2733379 Curry Butt Pretty simple as it's in the right order already, KoG. Stop following me around in every thread now, it's not annoying, it's just silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:50:27 2009 No.2733402 >>2732868 I sure hope so!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:51:27 2009 No.2733407 >>2732817 people still send letters?

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Jun 8 16:53:27 2009 No.2733411 >>2733407 Debt collectors and the DMV. ಠ3ಠ

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:57:27 2009 No.2733427

>>2732817

Team up with a burned-out detective and/or trusty canine and embark on a lengthy quest for retribution. Many explosions and witty quips will occur as we carve a bloody swath through the enemy ranks, ending with an intense kung-fu fight with the ringleader.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:03:27 2009 No.2733456 >>2733427 The leader has a dead man's switch that activates explosives rigged to your waifu's cell. You have to knock him out, save your waifu, and let him live for the sequel.

WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA Mon Jun 8 17:38:27 2009 No.2733558
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If Miyako were indeed, somehow, in trouble then I'd be willing to risk my life and/or everything I own to save her. I would go to the place and see. Obviously, I'd do nothing of the sort if they just printed a picture of her or something and threatened to burn the page or whatever. I could turn away from it, it's not her image I love. It's her that I love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:53:27 2009 No.2733615 >>2733358 That was a good movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 18:58:24 2009 No.2733823 >This letter arrives in your mail one day: >"I have your waifu hostage. I bursted laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:01:27 2009 No.2733827 >This letter arrives in your mail one day: >"I have your waifu hostage. I bursted out laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:03:27 2009 No.2733829 File: 100 KB, 600x474, 1227594508107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2733827 >bursted

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Jun 8 19:05:27 2009 No.2733834 Joke's on them; my waifu isn't real and thus they can't harm her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:05:27 2009 No.2733835 But my waifu is DEEEAAAAAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:07:27 2009 No.2733838 File: 72 KB, 407x405, 1234220180091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALRIGHT MEN, WE WONT STAND FOR THIS TERRORISM SKYRANGER IS EN-ROUTE NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:17:27 2009 No.2733865 >>2733834 But they can commission rape and NTR doujins and send them to you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:23:27 2009 No.2733876 File: 76 KB, 800x741, HellDivers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I rally the men and assault their compound while playing Klendathu Drop on the intercom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:29:27 2009 No.2733898 >>2733838 Chryssalid spotted

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:34:27 2009 No.2733912 >>2733838 Hope you have a high PSI rating

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:38:27 2009 No.2733918 File: 30 KB, 308x476, etheral.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2733912 Why? It's just a coat hanger with a gun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:38:27 2009 No.2733921 File: 83 KB, 407x405, 1243976145933.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2733912 >>2733898 As team leader I am not worried, the others will go in first and then when the area is secure I will claim my prize

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:39:27 2009 No.2733923 File: 559 KB, 1200x848, 4615828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2732817 "Wait, I don't have a waifu. Maybe the sent it to the wrong address. Oh well, it's none of my business anyway." Then I toss the note away and fap to whatever.

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