/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetical situation time, /jp/.

You are in a japanese club partying it up and a cute school girl strikes a conversation with you. She confesses that she has a crush for you.
You start talking about your fav touhou chara to her and explaining why you love visual novels so much.
She looks at you in utter disgust and spills her drink on you. Later on you can see her and her friends pointing and laughing at you.

Way to go you fucking nerd. How about talking something else than your shit nerd hobbies and moe obsession. Why did you do it, you retard fuck face? No one wants to hear about that, you sad virgin. Seriously, fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>You start talking about your fav touhou chara to her and explaining why you love visual novels so much.
No I don't. Why would I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ troll making copypasta

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>You are in a japanese club partying
That impossible because i hate alcohol and parties.

[Anonymous No.]

She was 3D, though.

Better to give her the hint that her attention isn't wanted early on than to stretch it out needlessly and hurt her.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone from /jp/ be in a Japanese club in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>She looks at you in utter disgust and spills her drink on you. Later on you can see her and her friends pointing and laughing at you.
Good. Why would I be interested in someone like that?

[Anonymous No.]

下げ

[Anonymous No.]

you're at a nerd hobby club, what the fuck is wrong with that bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

Sugoi monogatari aniki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725839

Is there a question here?

[Anonymous No.]

I've never even said the word Touhou out loud. With my complete lack of knowledge about the latest shitty celebrities I usually just fumble around ineptly in conversation trying to talk about the news or trying to get her to talk about herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725853
上げ

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725856
Youre a bit dense, arent you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725839
>Hypothetical situation time, /jp/.

No it is not. Hypothetical situations always end with a question.

[Anonymous No.]

This copypasta isn't old at all. You guys should be able to recognize it.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought real men restricted their nerdom to the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725856

My thoughts exactly.

>>2725868

lolwut

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725891
Well, if it isn't old, why should we recognise it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725891
>http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22You+are+in
+a+japanese+club+partying%22
It's only been posted once before. Do you expect everyone to have seen every post written since /jp/ was made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725898
>http://archive.easymodo.net

I'm guessing that's what he meant by "recognizing".

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725868
i really must be, seriously no idea what you're implying, unless you're saying OP is a troll, but then you'd quote way more than just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>japanese club
A club. In Japan. Who the hell would make a club in America centered around Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725905
Jesus dolphin fucking christ. Which part of "clubbing" dont you kids understand? And i thought high school was all about clubbing and partying it up. At least it was back in my days

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725839
>japanese club
What, like a night club, in Japan? Why would I be in that country? Why would I be in that place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725912
the word clubbing was not used in the OP, and some people's japanese clubs in high school threw parties now and then

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725908
>Who the hell would make a club in America centered around Japan?

Weeaboos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725897
Because it was posted just the other night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725920
that thread was active for a little under 2 hours, are you fucking serious?

[Anonymous No.]

가설 상황 시간, /jp/.

당신은 그것을 위로 파티를 열어 일본 클럽에서 이고 귀여운 학교 소녀는 당신과 가진 대화를 친다.
그녀는 그녀는 당신을 위한 으깸이 다는 것을 고죄한다. 당신은 당신의 fav touhou chara에 대해서 그녀 이야기와 왜 당신이 시각적인 소설을 순전히 사랑하는지 설명하기 시작한다. 그녀는 완전한 싫증에서 당신을 보고 당신에 그녀의 음료를 유출한다. 나중에 당신은 당신을 가르키고 비웃어 그녀와 그녀의 친구를 볼 수 있다.

가는 방법 당신 성교 얼간이. 당신의 배설물 얼간이 취미 그리고 moe 강박관념 보다는 말하는 다른 것 어떠세요. 당신은 왜 그것을 의 당신 지체시키는가 성교 얼굴을 했는가? 아무도는 슬픈 처녀 그것 의 당신에 관하여 듣고 싶다. 심각하게, 성교 죽이기 너자신.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725916
True that. How hard is it to make out what "club" hes speaking of in that context though? All yall niggas dumb. Yall on that dumb dumb ish, food stamping, government aid collecting, ass lickking ish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725919
A club for partying (as in not talking about anime), made by weeaboos? Yeah, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725924
at 4 in the morning when a weeaboo club is the only time i would ever fucking talk to people who aren't friends about touhou? hurr

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725922
I always liked how Korean is written with straight lines and circles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725940

Isnt English written in a combination of circles and straight lines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725912

Kids these days are all a bunch of 2d loving fags that will never amount to anything.

2dfags are failfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725940
From a purely aesthetical standpoint I think the Korean letters are superior to the roman alphabet and kanji. They're almost like hieroglyphics.

I know absolutely nothing about the language itself, though. Don't take my opinion for more than it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725912
Going to clubs is illegal for underaged people in my country, high school ends at 18, hence, high school cannot be about clubbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725965
Can't all letters be broken down into circles and straight lines? And for that matter, all drawings and paintings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725974
The OP says nothing about being in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2725912
Sure, high school was about partying it up and clubbing, if you were one of those cool normalfags. Otherwise, it was all studying.