/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

R.I.P 1976 - 2009

The Skalds will sing your song for many winters to come, my Thane.

[Anonymous No.]

lol at /b/ actually thinking people fall for this shit

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

He isn't real. He can't die.

[Anonymous No.]

Dude... I'm the fucking Hotaru MANIAC

I don't have aspergers. YOU have Asperger's

I have been told I have all kinds of fucking crazy people disorders and blah blah blah... but never anything like Asperger's. That's for SQUARES..

check out THESE symptoms of Mania:

# Elevated mood
>When this shit kicks in it's all gravy

# Euphoria
>This too
# Hyperactivity
>Yeah I like to do shit
# Excitement
>Weird shit gets me off
# Overconfidence
>Arguable...because I really am that damn good
# Grandiosity
> I am legend
# Extravagance
> In an Audi!
# Spending sprees
LR-300....clothes...magazines..etc.
# Recklessness
> Prior and previous occupations
# Delusions of grandeur
>I wouldn't say they are delusions..
# Talking a lot
>....
# Rapid speech
>ummm...
# Rapid movements
>that's not so bad actually
# Reduced need for sleep
>It's actually true
# Increased appetite
>Eh...once in a while
# Excessive exercising
>I gots to gets my pushups on!
# Increased libido
>Yeah.... if I'm not jerking off, I'm fucking or thinking of fucking and I keep way too many fucking women on the chain. I mean...like..I look at a girl and think "Man I wanna fuck with her just to say I did" but I feel a little bad afterwards. If I could have a girlfriend to fuck and a nice girl to be my wife who could mother me I'd have it made!
# Increased use of alcohol
>I'm german dammit!
# Distractedness
>Look a butterfly
# Aggression
>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING AGGRESIVE!?
# Excessive laughter
>lol
# Anger
>...motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

I'll build him a shrine made of beer bottle caps

[Anonymous No.]

Then again...

I also have co-morbidity with like PTSD and shit...

SO THEY SAY!

anyways...

I actually don't have bad luck with women. For the most part, I'm the one to stop calling girls and pretending they exist. I mean....like...

Ever watch that show with that homo who thinks he's a pick up artist and he wears the cat in the hat hat? Yeah what that homo thinks he can do...I actually can.

I'm can be a bit of a whoremonger. I mean I prefer jacking off...but then that can't replace taste, smell and everything else. The only problem is putting up with blah blah blah girl shit.

I mean for fifty bucks I can fuck most any girl I want. All it takes is for you to sit there and go "yeah mhmmm yer right etc. etc. etc." and like make it seem like you're listening when you're really just kind off in space somewhere or thinking about Tetris or something.

Then there's foreplay, which I like....

The only problem is that afterward unless I like a girl...I can't have her more than a few times. And then..it's like the girls I REALLY like, I don't want to fuck.

And you can't say I'm not charismatic...because I mean..beneath my shitful exterior...lies something like a form of strange innocence.

I mean...when I say nigger or I hate the fucking universe....

It almost sounds like I'm saying "Hi...how are you and can I help?"