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27103228 No.27103228 [Reply] [Original]

Yuyuko would eat all of ur food but has a large cup size
Youmu wouldn't eat all ur food but has a small cup size

>> No.27103362

>>27103228
Trash reasoning.

Okay, you have a choice between two cute girls. One is a princess, the other is a gardener/swordsman/caretaker. Which of the two do you pick?
One is guaranteed to be a virgin, but it isn't the princess- for you purityfags.

>> No.27103403

>>27103228
trick question, they are already married to each other

>> No.27104840
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27104840

Neither, there are cuter ghosts to marry.

>> No.27104920

>>27104840
Good thing Youmu isn't a ghost, then.

>> No.27104963

-conniving
-lazy
-endlessly consumes, no dedication

vs

-hardworking
-innocent
-skilled at her crafts

>> No.27105502
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27105502

>>27104920
one drop

>> No.27106573

>>27105502
Phantoms aren't ghosts, you secondary.

>> No.27107407

Yuyu is cute and rich and wise
I could stay at home and cook for her all day and she'd eat my food and I wouldn't have to get a job to pay mortgage.

Bet she would do drugs with me too

>> No.27111235

>>27103228
Youmu.

>> No.27112344

Yuyuko as wife.
Youmu as our child.

>> No.27112382

>>27103228
>Youmu wouldn't eat all ur food but has a small cup size
What's her downside then?

>> No.27113829

>>27112382
She is dumb and gullible.

>> No.27127611

>>27107407
>wise

>> No.27128081
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27128081

What if I reject both?

>> No.27132183

>>27103228
Yuyuko has a fucking party hat

>> No.27132662

>>27103228
Yuyuko: cute ghost wife who owns her own mansion and also has a cute gab youkai friend who visits sometimes
Youmu: Too soft, mega dork, not even a full ghost what a fucking loser haha

>> No.27136227

>>27103228
Yuyu, once you marry her you can adopt youmu.

>> No.27174058

>>27128081
Nothing happens. You go about things as they were before. You may see them again but that relies on something like a gathering that occurs, oh, every 60 years?

>> No.27174304

>>27132662
>not even a full ghost what a fucking loser haha
wow, racist

>> No.27202176

>>27132662
Why don't you marry Layla if you want a full ghost. I hear Tojiko is free, if you like concubines.

>> No.27222438

>>27107407
>rich
Having a large estate doesn't mean you're rich.
She just resides over the netherworld and can request for anything in exchange.

>> No.27225956

>>27103228
>but has a small cup size
>but

>> No.27226380

big boobs + I would lose fat, only upsides

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