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What are some good /jp/ related things to think about when you want to put your mind at ease and sleep? I tend to think about lolis, but that usually ends in fapping and falling asleep out of exhaustion which may or may not be a good thing.

>> No.2664905

I hold my pillow and pretend it's my Touhou waifu ;_;

>> No.2664906

I think about another Anonymous thinking about loli who usually ends up fapping and fall asleep out of exhaustion.

>> No.2664910

I think about an Anonymous thinking about another Anonymous thinking about loli who usually ends up fapping and fall asleep out of exhaustion.

Wait, this isn't funny.

>> No.2664911

I think about another Anonymous thinking about another Anonymous thinking about loli who usually ends up fapping and fall asleep out of exhaustion.

>> No.2664912

Every time I go to sleep, I dream of hugging mai waifu close to me and start kissing my pillow tenderly. Then I moan like a school girl as I caress my body (pretending that it's her) until I fall asleep. You guys are fags.

>> No.2664924

I attempt to think up solutions to millennium prize problems.

I like to think at one point I solved a problem that would make me a millionaire and better the human race, but lost the answer due to falling asleep.

If that doesn't put me to sleep, I imagine danmaku patterns and count bullets.

>> No.2665321

>>2664924
Yeah, I count bullets too. But then I get into grazing them. It was so bad, that one day I woke up fucking my dresser while flinging Magic cards around.

Better to be brief, it was the best day of my life.

>> No.2665338

I usually dream about mai waifu. + I listen to music, but its not usually japanese..

>> No.2665340

Wow this board's even more ronery than /a/.

>> No.2665345

I think about rape. No seriously I do. Usually it's the same girl in different scenarios. Puts me right to sleep.

>> No.2665363

Reading before going to sleep always works for me. Works with regular books as well as VNs.

>> No.2665378

>>2665345
You just want to dream about it.

>> No.2665402

>>2665340
where do you think you are.

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>>2665340
Hello! Welcome to 4chan!
Enjoying your first month?

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