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Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:07:32 2008 No.265327 [Reply] [Original]

Why do you hate me so much Anonymous...

*tears*

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:07:54 2008 No.265331 Have we met, miss?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:09:01 2008 No.265355 I love you Actually, I am going to bed right now. You can join me if you want. Whether we cuddle or sleep together is up to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:09:14 2008 No.265348 Go back to the kitchen

>>	Alice Margatroid !!k66EGoRouzG Fri Mar 21 03:09:46 2008 No.265354 File: 65 KB, 400x600, 1206068986591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ;_;

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Fri Mar 21 03:10:08 2008 No.265356 No one hates you, Alice. That'd mean we'd have to care enough to hate you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:11:28 2008 No.265369 >>265356 ;_;

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:11:56 2008 No.265378 anonymous loves to hate, and hates what it loves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:11:57 2008 No.265379 File: 78 KB, 346x350, 1206069117631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265355 I missed you all day when I was at work... n-now all I find is that you made up horrible stories about me...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:13:16 2008 No.265391 File: 38 KB, 149x146, 1206069196115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265378 I...I believed in Anonymous! I believed that he loved!...and... and I still do...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:15:08 2008 No.265405 File: 108 KB, 690x500, 1206069308937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:15:11 2008 No.265404 /r/ the copypasta where Anonymous impales Alice on a knife.

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:15:17 2008 No.265406 >>265391 Its against Anon's nature. Its like asking a cat to swim or a fish to fly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:16:18 2008 No.265415 I love Alice even if she does leak poop.

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 03:16:40 2008 No.265420 File: 104 KB, 800x350, 1206069400052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice! Spring is here~!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:17:01 2008 No.265427 If Alice came to my house I'd love her tenderly in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:17:28 2008 No.265425 File: 268 KB, 478x834, 1206069448306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265406 I'll never give up on Anonymous... but it hurts...Anonymous is Anonymous... he can be anything that he wants! tears

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:17:58 2008 No.265428 File: 84 KB, 633x659, 1206069478716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, but someone does seem to care for you Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:18:23 2008 No.265431 File: 110 KB, 588x638, 1206069503763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265420 I ain't dead, bitch!

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 03:21:13 2008 No.265450 File: 59 KB, 450x385, 1206069673168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265431 Thats okay! Lily and Letty are good friends!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:21:26 2008 No.265454 File: 80 KB, 244x259, 1206069686380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265415 >>265405 >>265356 >>265355 A...Anonymous...why are you so...

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:23:57 2008 No.265469 >>265454 I belive the word you are looking for is tsundere? ... or psychotic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:25:28 2008 No.265485 File: 137 KB, 518x610, 1206069928742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come here, Alice. I'll make all of your worries go away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:29:16 2008 No.265520 File: 193 KB, 578x572, 1206070156082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265485 >>265469 I.. I just want to hug Anonymous...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:31:37 2008 No.265538 I really do like Alice, I swear. I think she's kind and cute, and just down on her luck, and she loves a girl who is oblivious to it. After writing that story, I feel like I'm descending into the darkness. I should try my hand at mahjong now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:35:54 2008 No.265588 File: 108 KB, 580x420, 1206070554204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265538 eh?...

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:36:45 2008 No.265593 >>265520 Then do it. poor bastard could probably use one. the story was probably just a cry for attention. >>265538 Note: Becoming emo does not make you good at things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:37:12 2008 No.265600 >>265593 But it worked for Akagi! eh plays mahjong and doesn't afraid of anything!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:37:12 2008 No.265602 File: 67 KB, 640x480, 1206070632227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265538 NANTOKANAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:40:43 2008 No.265637 File: 113 KB, 313x262, 1206070843429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anonymous... um.. uh... would you like a hug?

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:41:14 2008 No.265647 >>265600 Akagi was also man enough to pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:42:03 2008 No.265655 >>265637 Are... are you sure you don't mind, Alice? I've been real horrible lately, and, well, I'd understand if you told me to go sleep in the woods...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:43:41 2008 No.265663 Damn, when Alice comes, /jp/ hates her even more than /b/ does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:45:31 2008 No.265686 File: 53 KB, 185x170, 1206071131896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265655 squeeze

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:49:04 2008 No.265711 >>265686 Thanks, Alice. I really feel like we've bonded again. I'm sorry for what I did, and I really do think it's cute how you play with dolls. You make them so well, and you can sew better than anyone in Gensokyo.

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:51:04 2008 No.265730 ahh... it really warms the heart. If anonymous can find someone, even if she isn't real, maybe there is hope for the rest of us. ... scratch that, someone fell in love... with ANONYMOUS. there is no hope. for ANY OF US.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:51:15 2008 No.265731 File: 97 KB, 189x208, 1206071475356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265686 hold me... I...I just want you Anonymous...

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Fri Mar 21 03:51:41 2008 No.265737 File: 455 KB, 768x1086, 1206071501745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry Alice...but Anonymous is mine. He's my pet. And anyone who tries to take my pet can't exist anymore...

Anonymous Fri Mar 21 03:53:03 2008 No.265750
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Though she's far from my favorite, having Alice as a waifu wouldn't be so bad.
We would have meals together. We could sit and talk, or simply enjoy each other's company in silence. We would hold her and comfort her when she had a bad day, and she would do the same for us. Every night we would go to sleep in each other's arms, and would wake up each morning the same way.

It would be...nice...

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Fri Mar 21 03:53:56 2008 No.265755 File: 26 KB, 392x339, 1206071636959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And then Alice became controlled, and it was hotter than ever before.

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 03:54:28 2008 No.265758 File: 85 KB, 788x753, 1206071668129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265730 It's spring, love is in the air~!

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Fri Mar 21 03:55:57 2008 No.265772 File: 79 KB, 670x533, 1206071757959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 03:57:12 2008 No.265787 >>265758 ... I wish I could hate you dead.

>>	Guro-chan Fri Mar 21 03:59:59 2008 No.265804 I will love you to and AFTER death, my dear Alice. Hehehe....

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:01:05 2008 No.265818 File: 58 KB, 236x246, 70b429d4aad042aea495bf31a8642177491ddd34c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nite nite...

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 04:03:14 2008 No.265823 >>265787 Just think, we have ALL spring together.

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Fri Mar 21 04:17:50 2008 No.265900 >>265823 ...I think I'm gonna change my name to Pink Supervisor and go make myself taller... the sakura trees are blooming about now, right? RIGHT?

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Mar 21 04:26:57 2008 No.265952 File: 49 KB, 750x500, 1206073617649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>265900 Just as planned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:34:47 2008 No.266025 ITT WORST ALICE RPER IN ALL OVER /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 04:37:47 2008 No.266052 >>266025 >OF WELL LOOKS LIKE I FAIL TOO

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