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WARNING! Make sure your mouth is closed. Is it closed? Good. Now dont open it untill you've closed this thread. Teeth are the eyes of the rest of the skeleton. If they catch you reading this, who knows what will happen.
Now what you need to do is weaken the bones in any way you can. All while building up your muscles for the inevitable fight. Stop taking in any form of calcium. That means milk, cheese, yougurt, and any form of dairy. Dont brush your teeth either. It weakens their vision. Vision is key, why do you think the tooth fairy pays for your teeth that you put under the pillow? She's paying the bounty you have gained for killing such an important ally to the skeletons. Eat more protein. Eat and grow strong. However, to fool your bones you must drink more soda, only do the minimum amount of exercise, etc. Nothing that will improve bone health. Lay on your back. Do stretches that strain the spine. This way the spine will break easier during the fight. Work on your grip and arm muscles. Masturbation is perfect for this, not only will it make you strong, it's pleasurable so it's not even a work out. Plus, the bones will never suspect a thing.
Now for the fight: if you've weakened the teeth enough, they will take a while to recognize danger. However, once they do they will send a signal throughout the rest of the skeleton to prepare for battle. When it does, the skeleton will forcefully eject itself through your mouth. Do not be alarmed by this. It's the skeleton's natural escape route. However, the moment it pops out you have to punch straight up as the skull gets in your range of attack. Depending on the force, it could phase, dislodge or even obliterate the skull if it's fragile enough.
If it survives, do not try to stop it from continuing its exit. Once you have felt the last toe bone slip from your lips, do not hesitate to attack. The skeleton will take a moment to get situated, so use that moment to strike. Locate what should be the weakened spine, use your now powerful grip to grab and pull with all your might to separate the upper and lower body. Once the legs are out of the picture, there is no way for the torso to escape. Next, rip off the arms so that the only parts left are the skull and ribcage. You now have the freedom to destroy the invader as you see fit. Do not listen to its pleas for peace and understanding. It will try to sway you with claims of trying to "help your body stay upright". These are lies.
Once you have killed the invader, burn the remains. Then burn the ashes. Then consume what is left to gain its power and knowledge. Once you do that, come to find me. We have many more to free.