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Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:38:39 2020 No.26387657 [Reply] [Original]

When you stop and think about it, having a 2hu for a wife or a girlfriend is pretty terrifying. Not only are they not humans, but they also don't even think like humans. And that's not even getting starting that they need to eat humans to survive. Really, what are the benefits of having them as partners?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:41:03 2020 No.26387749 >>26387657 Not my wife Kogasa. She's a good girl and only feeds of people being surprised.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:42:15 2020 No.26387800 File: 35 KB, 356x600, DE0926D0-82D9-4781-A386-7551E56919C1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 i dont care reimu WILL be my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:45:12 2020 No.26387915 File: 117 KB, 1000x1000, 07b64e5c4e7cb3646c9b9ce476f872e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 My wife is a fairy, so the only thing she wants to eat are sweets and pastries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:46:20 2020 No.26387979 File: 985 KB, 1500x2000, bonzebuttocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 That's why you make them your paizuri slaves, my good duder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 11:51:02 2020 No.26388140 File: 260 KB, 1000x750, Aya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife aya is cute

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:13:29 2020 No.26390823
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>>26387657
The benefits of having Okuu as a wife is that my lifespan will be cut in half due to constant radiation exposure
And the downside is only having a limited amount of time with her, even if you promise to stay by her side forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 13:20:01 2020 No.26391055 >>26387657 Shit, anon. I almost thought there are human touhous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 14:17:15 2020 No.26392914 >>26390823 >half More like 99% after you get sick from prolonged exposure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:58:51 2020 No.26397546 >>26387657 Youkai don't need to eat people. They can eat whatever, they just need fear to continue existing. People are just a delicacy. >>26387915 They were eating flower petals and caterpillars in the manga.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:16:27 2020 No.26398062
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>>26387657
don't talk about my wife suika like that! she is not a monster! she's kind and cheerful more human than op

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:18:48 2020 No.26398126 File: 530 KB, 1280x1804, Three_Fairiess_Vol3_09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26397546 They also enjoy pancakes and coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:19:05 2020 No.26398135 File: 1.06 MB, 900x1440, 1600204745204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26398062 Your wife is very cute, she's one of my favorite Touhous dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:28:47 2020 No.26398402 >>26398135 one of the friendliest as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 18:44:55 2020 No.26401389 File: 1.23 MB, 1528x1080, __kochiya_sanae_shameimaru_aya_moriya_suwako_and_yasaka_kanako_touhou_drawn_by_murasaki_tsutsuji__b50a5f7da0d42d2a66d9a3764f0d0590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 Since when did goddesses eat people?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:17:01 2020 No.26403028 >>26401389 You don't know about human sacrifice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:18:47 2020 No.26403104 >>26398126 While true, that's not from the official manga

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:27:21 2020 No.26403510 File: 522 KB, 1280x1838, 007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26403104 The fairy doujins are still quite enjoyable. ZUN likes them too, if I'm not mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:28:55 2020 No.26403582 >>26403104 Hirasaka is in charge of fairy canon.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:05:15 2020 No.26405373
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>>26387657
>having a 2hu for a wife or a girlfriend is pretty terrifying
No more terrifying than having a real gf
>Not only are they not humans, but they also don't even think like humans.
Not true most all 2hus and even hostile youkai are still able to interact and understand humans unless they're dumb as a rock like Rumia.
>they need to eat humans to survive
But youkai feed on fear from humans, their flesh is just an extra, not their main source of power
>what are the benefits of having them as partners?
You have an incredibly beautiful girl who won't age and can protect you and give you an unlimited amount of fun stuff to do with her.

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:16:06 2020 No.26405853

>>26405373
>You have an incredibly beautiful girl who won't age
Arguable. Youkai are just mental images given flesh and their appearance is mutable. If she imagines growing old with you and you don't turn into a youkai from associating with youkai, she might begin to appear old, at least until you finally die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:20:06 2020 No.26406050 File: 448 KB, 1600x2008, 1577267054971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26405853 >If she imagines growing old Nobody in their right mind would do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:21:53 2020 No.26406147 >>26405853 That's even better though If they love you so much that their very form is altered, clearly they're unflinchingly loyal and will make a better wife than any mortal

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:02:10 2020 No.26408300
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Don't even know why you guys even want them. If the 2hus take any interest in any of you, wouldn't that put your family and friends in danger? I doubt they like competition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:09:53 2020 No.26408782 File: 277 KB, 800x700, 9792525_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26405373 >>26406050 why do you post my wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:11:54 2020 No.26408910 >>26408300 Not every 2hu is Yukari, and I say this with Yukari as my waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:13:17 2020 No.26408976 File: 294 KB, 1330x1277, 1576074028169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26408782 Because she everyone's wife, got a problem with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:17:36 2020 No.26409196 File: 898 KB, 700x950, 56936691_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26408976 i dont remember sharing her with anyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:18:31 2020 No.26409236 File: 207 KB, 1200x711, 1595382242340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26409196 You better get used to it senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:20:45 2020 No.26409377 File: 1.23 MB, 2048x2048, Letty1052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jokes on you I don't mind being killed by her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:21:43 2020 No.26409421 File: 1.28 MB, 1273x1133, 67428090_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26409236 Nue is very shy girl and has small circle of friends with me included

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:23:12 2020 No.26409508 File: 154 KB, 1280x720, 1583590251815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26409421 Nue is a very open girl, that's why she dresses this way, her boyfriend(me) knows this, just like everyone else in town

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:25:16 2020 No.26409618 File: 877 KB, 800x1000, 1581656567497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26409508 First one to impregnate her gets to keep her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:26:44 2020 No.26409672 File: 1.04 MB, 1100x1400, 70504114_p14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26409508 she doesnt know that her dress is the lewdest in gensokyo and you shouldnt take advantage of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:51:18 2020 No.26410825 >>26387657 No Touhou character NEEDS to eat humans to survive. Even Remilia and Flan only need to drink blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 21:57:04 2020 No.26411095 >>26405373 >No more terrifying than having a real gf >implying we belive you have experience with a real gf

Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:26:56 2020 No.26418935
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>>26387657
That's true only for some of them. Probably not the majority even. Didn't you post one of the most normal girls in the entire catalog? Youmu could fit in anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:48:50 2020 No.26419577 File: 301 KB, 907x1280, resize_image-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387915 fairies (妖精) are really fond for semen (精液) because they are a manifestation of nature made out of 精 (sei/kind of energy),

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:42:56 2020 No.26421958 >>26403028 I don't think that would be good for moriya shrine's reputation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:45:36 2020 No.26422078 >>26419577 Have you become aware of the　精気　joke fantasy porn likes to use as well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:59:39 2020 No.26422692 File: 314 KB, 848x1200, 1599196875800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 What's wrong with eating humans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:06:47 2020 No.26423042 File: 875 KB, 842x1192, bun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'll make my soft schizo hard schizo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:08:27 2020 No.26423131 >>26422692 They have weird diseases. Imagine the chaos if one day COVID or AIDS spreads among youkai

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:08:55 2020 No.26423158 >>26411095 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 03:31:15 2020 No.26426489 >>26423131 Human diseases can't effect youkai

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 20:44:14 2020 No.26458371 >>26426489 Then why does Rinnosuke get sick every now and again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 02:35:56 2020 No.26472494 >>26458371 Human and youkai diseases are two separate things, since he's human and youkai he can catch both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 03:40:23 2020 No.26473973 >>26387749 Your wife will be the one surprised by your extremely premature ejaculations dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 04:04:24 2020 No.26474521 File: 262 KB, 500x500, 1586451806695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26419577 Fairy genocide can't come soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 05:35:14 2020 No.26476587 File: 461 KB, 571x800, 1412146972639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26474521 I will genocide the fairies with my dicku

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 05:48:42 2020 No.26476848 >>26474521 imagine trying to commit genocide on a species that literally cannot die in any capacity.

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 06:29:18 2020 No.26478023

>>26387657
>Not only are they not humans
>they also don't even think like humans.
>they need to eat humans to survive.
>what are the benefits of having them as partners?
all of those are stupid questions, easily answered with '"humanity fuck yeah' is a mental disease"
Think about it. If you marry a female Youkai, your kids are only half human. They inherit the benefits of being human, and all of the pros of being a Youkai.
Youkai don't think like humans, so they aren't held back by the stupid little insecurities that hold back humans as they ponder the things that already have an answer. Youkai can sometimes live for many times longer than the average human. It isn't uncommon for them to have vast amounts of knowledge to share
Honestly, there are no cons to having them as partners. Think about it. If you're going to Gensokyo one day, what are you going to do? Hide? The Youkai can smell you. They can SEE you, they can get CLOSE to you before you even know that they're Youkai. They're everywhere and at any time. Why wouldn't you want to get to know them? Reimu did it just fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 06:34:56 2020 No.26478202 >>26387657 >they also don't even think like humans sounds good brah

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 12:18:02 2020 No.26492381 File: 1.82 MB, 1400x1980, 1599253501455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26476848 Turn the entirety of Gensokyo into one big metropolis = no more fairies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 12:24:19 2020 No.26492721 >>26473973 Surprise surprise!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 16:34:06 2020 No.26500823 >>26492381 >Turn the entirety of Gensokyo into one big metropolis Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:02:15 2020 No.26510980 >>26500823 Proper arcologies need fuckloads of greenspace and crops, so its still fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 17 20:12:21 2020 No.26511361 >>26510980 Yuuka wouldn't approve of any of this.

Anonymous Thu Sep 17 21:13:10 2020 No.26514142
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Given how arcologies would have to be spread out to manage waste heat, and fuckloads of trees need to be planted for co2, an arcology covered ecumenopolis would be a more vibrant green than earth is today
Trees, flowers, and lush green towers as far as the eye can see, housing a meager population of a few hundred trillion

if Yuuka doesn't like that, she can have her own bottle world to enjoy
I'm sure she'd love having a few hundred square kilometers of plants
I want to give my sunflower a paradise to enjoy

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 03:39:43 2020 No.26528956 File: 564 KB, 1280x1008, soon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26514142 a safe way to contain a dangerous yokai

Anonymous Fri Sep 18 11:48:35 2020 No.26547244
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I'm afraid you're incorrect, my good OP. My wife Kasen is completely over that phase of devouring humans and horsing around in mounts, now she lives only on fog, ascetic training and the occasional sweet. Also the love juice of yours truly, but that is beside the point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 16:52:23 2020 No.26556739 >>26474521 As if anyone would want your featureless body, Akyuu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 18:18:36 2020 No.26559293 File: 115 KB, 850x816, __inubashiri_momiji_touhou_drawn_by_kibisake__sample-9386d3534462cd96afeca970164c0f86.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife is mature and kind thank you very much!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 18:56:08 2020 No.26561149 >>26547244 your wife is whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 19:12:24 2020 No.26561886 File: 1.07 MB, 2940x4096, 324270b2fa92db0cd316c6bef8555acd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 I don't even care if she sees me as another playing piece in her games. I worship her regardless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 18 19:40:11 2020 No.26562941 File: 293 KB, 827x678, __inubashiri_momiji_touhou_drawn_by_tatsumiya_kagari__e1bac301a9bac54a6b9fa35135fe526b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26559293 Momiji should be pumped full of pups

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 03:31:31 2020 No.26581528 File: 617 KB, 800x1200, AB9FE033-00D0-412D-9047-A1D7F79000D9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you even deal with a 2hu who’s a psycho? Wouldn’t they just be possessive of you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 08:00:38 2020 No.26588945 >>26581528 Yes Welcome to dating ancient inhuman monsters They haven't felt love in centuries at the least, so its a little overwhelming for them

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 11:11:34 2020 No.26594228 File: 3.56 MB, 2000x2000, perkele yuugi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I no longer like to drink alcohol and I can only bench 140 pounds and squat 160 and ohp 100 and yet I long to be with Yuugi at all times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 22:10:05 2020 No.26615602 >>26478023 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 22:33:50 2020 No.26617204 >>26615602 on what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 22:45:54 2020 No.26617809 File: 688 KB, 888x600, CbFldKJVIAA07WL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 I get that, that's why my wife is human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 22:51:52 2020 No.26618095 >>26556739 ...but the bodies of fairies are also featureless...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 22:51:57 2020 No.26618102 >>26581528 I want a yandere Jo'on to be possessive of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 23:29:16 2020 No.26620682 File: 299 KB, 1024x1280, 7057295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 She’s human so who cares what you think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 19 23:32:20 2020 No.26620872 >not banging a bodied yukkuri

Anonymous Sun Sep 20 03:18:20 2020 No.26629361
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>>26418935
Youmu would be the most dangerous of them all. She's as likely to kill any girls she thinks will steal her boyfriend away from her, or isolate him from his family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 07:36:34 2020 No.26636154 File: 2.55 MB, 2508x2508, 71849830_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 Nah

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 09:09:28 2020 No.26682538 >>26588945 How do you deal with them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 09:21:04 2020 No.26682990 >>26629361 Or maybe she'd be so dense that you could cheat on her all you want while making almost no effort to hide it, and she'd never suspect anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 09:45:41 2020 No.26684008 >>26620872 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 12:18:25 2020 No.26689137 >>26629361 >She's as likely to kill any girls she thinks will steal her boyfriend away from her I wish I could have a deeply loving wife like this...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 18:46:18 2020 No.26746391 >>26689137 But that isn't love though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 22 22:22:48 2020 No.26754425 >>26746391 It is for a blue/orange morality youkai

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:32:41 2020 No.26786578 >>26754425 That’s why you should date them. They are incompatible with humans.

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:07:38 2020 No.26787863
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>>26387657
Hina's incredibly friendly and cheery. The residual misfortune would obviously be an issue but I figure we could work out some manner of mitigating it given enough time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:52:28 2020 No.26793452 >>26787863 How come Hina doesn't get paired with Shion, anyhow? Seems like they'd be a perfect match.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:06:20 2020 No.26805529 File: 39 KB, 800x559, 1596228469565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's why you find a girl that resembles your favorite touhou. What touhou does your girlfriend resemble the most, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 02:07:16 2020 No.26805559 File: 730 KB, 915x1280, 1597083892089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26805529 >girlfriend >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:45:22 2020 No.26817024 >>26805559 God, I want to find a girl that resembles Cunnypiece...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 09:48:10 2020 No.26817120 >>26817024 technically you easily could the law man just wouldn't be pleased with you if you did

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 10:26:54 2020 No.26818791 File: 507 KB, 900x1200, 58159347_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26805529 Luna-chan, because she IS my girlfriend!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 17:22:07 2020 No.26834422 >>26817120 Become the law man then. What are you going to do at that point? Get upset at yourself?

Anonymous Fri Sep 25 18:43:49 2020 No.26881573

>>26387657
>When you stop and think
See, there's the problem.
You're telling everyone to "stop" and "think."
Youkai>Humans. Simple as that.
Now if you want to think about how small Youmu is. She could sit inbetween your legs and you could do practically anything just over her head. Herswords seem huge, but that's because she's small. If anything, they're comparable to a short sword and a normal sized katana.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 26 07:45:39 2020 No.26905022 File: 1.68 MB, 1190x1684, D9AE2DF1-B3DC-4528-8419-F5A62F57C83C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26881573 Youmu isn’t exempt she’s just as crazy as the Youkai.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 26 10:11:59 2020 No.26910164 File: 474 KB, 1000x958, 39081352_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surely kokoro would be good

Anonymous Sat Sep 26 10:13:29 2020 No.26910216
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>>26881573
Youkai can't exist without humans, but humans can exist without youkai, so in the long run, humans are superior. Youmu's a half-ghost though, so she doesn't fit into the equation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 26 13:19:34 2020 No.26915693 >>26805529 >That's why you find a girl that resembles your favorite touhou. There can't be such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 00:39:19 2020 No.26936025 File: 361 KB, 735x828, 1598828889912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26786578 She just wants to protect you, anon You're hers, all hers, only hers

Anonymous Sun Sep 27 00:53:11 2020 No.26936787

>>26936025
Considering Yukari's age, she's probably been with hundreds of men.
If you date a human girl, you can stay with her for decades and be the most important person in her life. With an old youkai, you'll be just one of many, and since she's already used to humans' short life span, she won't even be that sad when you die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 02:05:51 2020 No.26940328 >>26936787 Maribel is the only suggestion that Yukari has been a mother before, so putting kids in her would definitely make you special

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 02:09:23 2020 No.26940459 >>26387657 >Posts human you are stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 02:51:04 2020 No.26941826 File: 848 KB, 720x960, _yasaka_kanako_touhou_drawn_by_mudix2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26940328 What if I created some demigods? How special would that be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 03:18:33 2020 No.26942574 >>26805529 Girls don't have animal ears and if they have abnormally colored hair, they're crazier than any youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 03:19:55 2020 No.26942608 File: 233 KB, 931x1076, 52644531_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26805529 3d girls don't look good with pink hair and no expressionless 3d girl is a good gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 03:31:56 2020 No.26942895 >>26940459 >half-human half-spirit >literally half-dead >stilling calling her a human >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 03:51:07 2020 No.26943339 >>26942895 Who are you quoting?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:54:27 2020 No.26985949 File: 2.00 MB, 1013x1394, 82599968_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want nothing more than to feel Kokoro's warmth

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:44:03 2020 No.27011512 File: 555 KB, 1280x1273, 837A3F3F-CD9E-4E24-AC5C-27CB0CCEE260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26940328 Maribel is also mentally unstable not a good indicator for Youkai mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:45:10 2020 No.27011547 >>27011512 source

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:53:05 2020 No.27011848 >>27011547 >>27011512 Nevermind it's shit and that pic is the only good part

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:23:41 2020 No.27061593 >>26910164 She wouldn’t. She’s a Youkai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 16:02:10 2020 No.27064413 >>27061593 But not all youkai eat people

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 16:09:09 2020 No.27064649 >>26387657 I want to cuddle my cute smol samurai wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 07:18:02 2020 No.27088869 >>27064413 >>27061593 I want to ask Kokoro herself. There's no way such a cute little youkai like herself is secretly an evil man eating machine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 07:19:01 2020 No.27088895 >>26387657 Give up being human so that you can spend a lifetime with you're waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:52:33 2020 No.27102863 >>27088895 Why would someone not want to give up on being human?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:19:27 2020 No.27103533 >>27102863 Staying human makes the triumph of conquering a youkai sweeter

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:27:38 2020 No.27103757 >>27103533 But I don't want to conquer kokoro I want to marry her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:22:53 2020 No.27105518 File: 116 KB, 850x990, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_drawn_by_leon_mikiri_hassha__sample-d821ab8cd513f7902b1a153bb2e11cc6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife Reimu, don't have this problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:37:55 2020 No.27106067 >>27105518 She's a murderer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:16:21 2020 No.27110469 File: 2.56 MB, 2452x2668, Reimu-kaasan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27105518 But Reimu is a bad adoptive mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:03:21 2020 No.27111693 >>27106067 >>27110469 stop you are just making her more perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:14:07 2020 No.27111944 can youkai get pragnent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:30:25 2020 No.27113891 >>27111944 yes Rinnosuke had to come from someone

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:09:42 2020 No.27120736 >>27111944 ancient jap lore is has plenty of true gigachads knocking up youkai and putting a ring on them where did you think the idea of kitsune wives came from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:11:02 2020 No.27120843 >>27111944 I want to have children with my wife Kokoro!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:03:24 2020 No.27127592 File: 330 KB, 700x700, 67236015_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of abilities would a half rokurokubi half human child have?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:20:40 2020 No.27128410 File: 1.76 MB, 2480x3507, 83F34D42-B727-4E0C-9F56-06A475FE1CA6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If she breaks me, I don’t mind.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:26:00 2020 No.27128609
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>>26387657
It's less about them being wives and more about them being soul partners who resonate with a part of your being through combined aesthetics and personality. Of course actually having them for a wife would be a bad thing but that's goes for basically every single fictional girl, the minute you drag them into boring mundane reality the whole thing falls apart. So we keep them where they belong, in our minds, and we fantasize about a beautiful and unreachable romance that cannot exist with a partner that is absolutely perfect for us mentally. The whole logistical side of things is pretty irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:26:58 2020 No.27128650 >>26915693 Unless you are into the likes of Ran, Junko or Kokoro, yeah. Although there are endless people to compare, someone has to fit at least the frame

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:28:10 2020 No.27128698 >>27128650 Even if they somehow did, they'd probably be ugly so whatever. 3d is pathetic and sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 00:29:38 2020 No.27128759 File: 137 KB, 380x402, kokorodead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27128609 >the minute you drag them into boring mundane reality the whole thing falls apart So this is what despair in the face of truth feels like >>27128650 >or Kokoro

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:10:20 2020 No.27130026 >>27128698 Maybe we can reroll a 2D universe in the next life, that would increase the chances

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:15:52 2020 No.27130162 >>27130026 What makes you think becoming 2d in the next life will make anything better?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:26:42 2020 No.27130514 >>27130162 There are no guarantees, just a new playground to mess around

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:40:01 2020 No.27130921 >>27130026 What's the point in hoping for a better reincarnation if you won't remember anything from this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:08:41 2020 No.27132827 >>27127592 detachable limbs.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:51:22 2020 No.27134715

>>26387657
A lifetime with a youkai gf would only feel like a few months to them, unless you turn into a youkai too. Sorta like having a pet, you'd be happy you gave them that happiness but you'd still have to deal with the void they left you even after you get over the initial grief.
Given the choice I would be with her but I feel guilty thinking about how the relationship would inevitably end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:17:52 2020 No.27144524 >>27111944 Don’t pollute your pure humans genes with filthy Youkai genes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:24:19 2020 No.27149789 >>27144524 >human genes >pure

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:45:26 2020 No.27150918 >>27149789 not everyone is a mystery meat american

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:55:43 2020 No.27151395 >>27150918 The genes of my wife kokoro are far more pure than dirty human genes, i hope our child is more youkai than human

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:27:03 2020 No.27182302 >>27151395 Race traitor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:17:52 2020 No.27200867 >>27182302 Youkai is not a race, Youkai is a species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:27:40 2020 No.27211751 >>26936787 >she's probably been with hundreds of men That's hot! I wish it'd be thousands, though...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:36:00 2020 No.27218873 >>27211751 Nobody aspires to have bodycount as high as yours, Sanae. Stop being such a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:44:33 2020 No.27218979 File: 894 KB, 992x1403, Eiril_bWsAIpmZB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27218873 Higher bodycount = more erotic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 04:41:07 2020 No.27220673 File: 133 KB, 850x850, 1575661979724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27218979 Sticking my dick in Yukari's used up pussy! Catching STDs! Regretting everything I've done afterwards! Dying young because of Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:11:51 2020 No.27221291 >>27211751 >>27218979 Nobody is falling for it, Sanny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 05:25:28 2020 No.27221551 >>27218979 High bodycount = a disgusting slut

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:56:25 2020 No.27234277 >>27220673 I'd pay Yukari everything I own to experinence this! >>27221551 It's only slutty if she does it for free!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:52:49 2020 No.27235574 >>27111944 I think I remember a story from Scandinavia about a blacksmith marrying a Huldra from the forest, and they're basically youkai. Can't remember if any children came out of it, it's been too long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:42:23 2020 No.27236712 Can humans eat youkai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:48:10 2020 No.27236852 File: 617 KB, 520x499, Gallen-Kallela_The_defence_of_the_Sampo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27235574 sounds like thats from kalevala, national epic of finland.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 21:53:34 2020 No.27245183 >>27236712 No. It isn't advised either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:27:17 2020 No.27247860 >>26387657 Not all 2hus are youkai. There's little chance in getting eaten depending on who you ally with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 02:17:49 2020 No.27255723 I want my favorite 2hu to kill me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 02:30:46 2020 No.27256110 >>27247860 I dunno, Reimu doesn't get a lot of donations and rice must get boring. She may look at you and decide meat is back on the menu, and not in a fun way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 03:14:04 2020 No.27257177 >>27256110 The usual offerings Reimu gets is alcohol rather than money. Given Reimu loves to drink, she doesn't complain about it but the Human Village has effectively turned her into an alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 03:51:38 2020 No.27257952 File: 1.36 MB, 700x900, 1591767076878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27257177 I can't believe my darling Reimu is a drunk!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 23:10:29 2020 No.27285060 >>27234277 A slut is a slut being paid is just a sideaffect

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 23:53:50 2020 No.27286108 File: 577 KB, 800x800, 1579958534156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27257177 Passed-out sex with Reimu!

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:04:50 2020 No.27316644

>>27256110
Reimu isn't so depraved of food that she would turn to cannibalism.
Her get rich quick schemes must make some money, not to mention hosting stuff at the shrine. She might demand a cut of the profits, like the little event revolving around Kokoro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:12:50 2020 No.27319095 File: 637 KB, 1128x1600, Reimu the natural poorfag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27316644 Reimu has a natural inclination to being a poorfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:17:38 2020 No.27319350 >>27286108 Whoa!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:20:45 2020 No.27338772 >>27319095 Is she us?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:05:04 2020 No.27344639 File: 132 KB, 367x354, jerry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27338772

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:36:04 2020 No.27368523 >>27128410 She'll poison you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:26:16 2020 No.27378731 File: 583 KB, 715x1000, ESVBSacUwAAM7wM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27338772 Nah. Reimu doesn't understand computers and there's no Internet access in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:31:19 2020 No.27378845 File: 327 KB, 1000x1400, Reimu PC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27378731 shut up the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:32:33 2020 No.27378873 populating gensokyo with human youkai mutt babbies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 12:35:12 2020 No.27378921 File: 556 KB, 1260x902, Sleepy Aunn about to fall asleep on Reimu's lap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27378873 Reimu loves her dumb mutt very much!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 14:27:10 2020 No.27381314 >>27378845 I wish Reimu was online so I could constantly sexually harass her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 14:37:50 2020 No.27381529 You will never have sexual relations with a kid again...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 14:41:06 2020 No.27381589 >>27378921 Why is Aun sweating?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 14:49:31 2020 No.27381768 File: 252 KB, 1257x791, Aunn has the C-virus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27381589 She's sick and Reimu is using the power of prayer to make her feel better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:07:58 2020 No.27382238 File: 73 KB, 535x800, 1571789267361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >178 posts >no meiling >mfw tfw no meiling gf that just wants to eat and nap

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:11:30 2020 No.27382365
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I want to date Maribel Hearn and eventually marry her. We would start a family together, and have as many children as we could. Then, after 15-20 years, when I realize she hasn't aged a day since I first met her, I will finally realize the true extent of her nature. By this time, we have 8-10 kids, and would continue to make more. Her never fading youth enables her to have as many children as she ever desired. By the time I am 80-90 and on my death bed, we would have over 30 children. A huge family. I would pass on into the next realm surrounded by my children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren, along with my beautiful and youthful wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:15:31 2020 No.27382536 File: 220 KB, 1050x1400, 갓컾.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27382365 Too bad, Maribel Hearn is a lesbian, so unless you female, you have no chance with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 15:17:51 2020 No.27382619 File: 725 KB, 800x1200, 1598967643541.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27382536 Do you have a canon source on that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 16:27:38 2020 No.27385028 >>27382238 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 17:42:43 2020 No.27387206 >>27382536 just take her to the lesbian correction room

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 06:50:13 2020 No.27406268 >>27236852 that's pretty neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 06:55:41 2020 No.27406377 File: 568 KB, 1403x2000, one_shot_one_kiss_15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27382536

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 06:57:25 2020 No.27406410 File: 568 KB, 1402x2000, one_shot_one_kiss_16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 07:00:31 2020 No.27406471 File: 513 KB, 1403x2000, one_shot_one_kiss_19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 07:02:35 2020 No.27406514 File: 590 KB, 1402x2000, one_shot_one_kiss_20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 15:34:24 2020 No.27422655 File: 1.04 MB, 1003x1280, 0803337eece4f883343e449259c84595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing matters

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 21:18:33 2020 No.27433358 File: 61 KB, 850x637, Sex with Youmu!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sex with my cute wife Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 21:19:41 2020 No.27433429 File: 162 KB, 1256x1500, Sleepy Youmu!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also my cute wife Youmu's warm soft smelly pale ticklish feet! Cute Youmufeets! I love my wife Youmu's cute soft bare feet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 21:21:02 2020 No.27433491 File: 989 KB, 1624x2300, 4553fa48c741fe1ff733747133357df9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've gotten interested in Sakuya recently, surely she would be an okay lover

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:37:36 2020 No.27488605 >>27433429 She will just kill you in your sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:05:34 2020 No.27495049 File: 172 KB, 900x1200, DX6U1TdVMAA4Giy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 I'm marrying a 2hu that is human and cares about humans for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 11:11:17 2020 No.27499120 File: 716 KB, 400x542, 1601343797141.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27495049 She'll kvetch your ears off, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 02:32:30 2020 No.27529556 >>27387206 Stop doing that. You fags keep dumping them in my room and expecting me to do something about them. It's a danger to the NEET lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 02:37:32 2020 No.27529815 File: 903 KB, 2200x1900, 1600688802469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26387657 My lady Scarlet is very familiar with humans and can hold a relationship with one very well!

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:14:01 2020 No.27573648
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>>27529815
If she is, why is it that ten whole people know she exists? Whenever she shows up to the Shrine, she's busy acting like a child hardly fitting of her title.
Remimi is the most fucked out of everyone.
Meiling survive on her own no matter where she goes. Sakuya can go serve someone else (like in one of the bad endings). Patche is just fine where she is. Flan is a shutin and probably won't do anything. I see her staying with Patchouli since she doens't cause too big a mess, Especially with Koakuma around. The Fairy Maids will either be dismissed or be brought with Sakuya depending on the size of the estate. It's just Remilia. What can she do? She can manipulate fate, but what fucking talents does she have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:31:10 2020 No.27573982 >>27573648 >Sakuya can go serve someone else (like in one of the bad endings) Can Sakuya really serve someone else? Remilia seems to be her entire world

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:45:06 2020 No.27574227 >>27573982 It's not a matter of can, it's a matter of will. Can she? Yes. Will she? Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:50:56 2020 No.27574334 >>27574227 >Can she? Yes sure she could physically go serve someone else, but she'd probably either eventually kill herself or have already gone mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:55:46 2020 No.27574416 >>27574334 Eh, Mokou managed to live as long as she has. I'm sure Sakuya is fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:27:09 2020 No.27592550 >>27574416 That's because Mokou couldn't die if she wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:15:28 2020 No.27610147 >>27592550 Thank you for stating the obvious...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:02:35 2020 No.27657093 >>27144524 Well, what youkai would have the best genes? Yukari seems like a viable candidate. Oh, maybe I can get Kasen! None of the humans like me so maybe the youkai will! Many anons think the same way too you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:45:01 2020 No.27666440 is there even a 2hu that's not an asshole/evil/malicious/possible man-eater other than those little fairies that anyone can stomp

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:56:12 2020 No.27666687 File: 356 KB, 600x600, 96f0449e59582bbfbcac3c68500b41c9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27666440 Hata no Kokoro!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 08:08:48 2020 No.27666978 >>27666440 Flan might be a technicality, she's not malicious, evil or an asshole intentionally and its said she probably doesn't know she eats humans since all her food is made for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:21:15 2020 No.27682744 >>27666440 Kosuzu, Akyuu, Keine, Kagerou, Wakasagihime, Sekibanki, many others.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 16:33:49 2020 No.27683077
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Nigger please.

If i had a 2hu wife. That would mean that she exists, gensokyo exists and by extension everything that comes with gensokyo like gods exist. IT WOULD BE UNDENIABLE, PHYSICAL PROOF OF SUPERNATURAL AND SPIRITUAL BEINGS.
At that point you can just spin on the good ol cosmic detachment wheel and dont even have to worry because an afterlife is confirmed.
also that no matter how shit the outside world gets, gensokyo will live on in its bubble.

Who cares if you get killed. Getting 2hu wife alone would be totally worth it and enough to let anyone die in complete peace.
Besides, they dont need to eat humans. Read official material candyass

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:13:28 2020 No.27685546
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>>27683077
>they dont need to eat humans.
But they do anyway since that's the easiest way to perpetuate the belief that they need to eat humans and thus spark fear and belief in them in the villagers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:19:59 2020 No.27687076 >>27683077 They need fear to exist, and generating fear for one's life is cheap and easy Magnify that over centuries of life and you got a blue/orange morality detatchment towards causing pain and terror

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:24:56 2020 No.27687181 File: 152 KB, 800x1129, Nitori is intrested.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26397546 Belief doesn't need to be from fear. There is no reason a yokai would stop existing if the faith came from love rather than fear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:03:57 2020 No.27727822 >>26387800 I thought shrine maidens had to stay celibate

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:07:35 2020 No.27727902 File: 3.73 MB, 1549x2063, 2121ad31e8049088089a1327d1e6540f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27727822 Oh yeah, absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:29:19 2020 No.27728687 >>27727822 Sex doesn't count as long as you cum on her face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 03:58:15 2020 No.27742916 >>27727822 If that's true, why is Sanae such a slut? >>27728687 Oral, Anal, Vaginal, it doesn't matter. Unchaste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 03:59:41 2020 No.27742943 >>27727822 Nah that would be nuns

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:15:00 2020 No.27756737 >>27742916 Sanae only has sex with her back-of-the-knee pussy anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:48:20 2020 No.27757723 >>27727822 Nah, Japs were considerably more open about sex than the west naturally, this made them more open about abortion too

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:51:37 2020 No.27757815 File: 19 KB, 600x639, backoftheknee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27756737

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 14:36:06 2020 No.27762893 >>27757723 Good thing we civilized them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:28:21 2020 No.27812337 >>27762893 The only downside is that they never completed their mission to fuck china. They turned over the land they had taken.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 21:55:01 2020 No.27823531 >>27812337 They wont be turned back this time China is in for another century of humiliation, and the japs have only two thumbs up from across the pacific

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 00:06:30 2020 No.27827377 >>27255723 same desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 00:13:29 2020 No.27827726 >>27682744 Marisa hasn’t done anything bad to my recollection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 00:42:34 2020 No.27829208 >>26387657 This is why Zun would stay in onsen with just Reimu and Marisa. At least those two won't try to eat you or rape you, drain your energy or to do another weird shit with your body and/or your soul.

Anonymous Sun Oct 18 04:47:55 2020 No.27838440
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>>27829208
Better choice of 2hu to take to an onsen would be Aunn, Shinmyoumaru, Kyouko and Mystia, the Fairies of Light and Clownpiece. Aunn and Shinmyoumaru are there to keep the fairies on their best behavior, Kyouko and Mystia are there for free entertainment and food, and the Star, Sunny, Luna and Clownpiece are there for the late-night slumber party.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 06:05:48 2020 No.27840612 >>27829208 >implying reimu wont try to get money from you >implying marisa is not going to slip weird mushrooms in your drink

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 06:09:11 2020 No.27840701 >>27840612 Who're you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 09:00:57 2020 No.27847280 >>27838440 >Aunn and Shinmyoumaru are there to keep the fairies on their best behavior How? Aunn can do her best puppy eyes and that'd likely work, but Shin would just get bullied by the fairies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 09:03:56 2020 No.27847404 >>27847280 you underestimate her because of her size, she is not last boss of game for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 11:00:45 2020 No.27850855 File: 489 KB, 1200x1120, ONWARD! TO GLORY!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27847280 Aunn barks to alert Shinmyoumaru and Shinmyoumaru bullies them with her mallet into compliance while riding on top of Aunn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 15:45:19 2020 No.27860068 File: 648 KB, 500x656, 1599814414559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27727822 incorrect

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 16:25:18 2020 No.27861308 >>27860068 given that gensokyo was sealed off from the world near the turn of the 20th century, western influence would have been flowing into japan for a good 40 years by that point raymoo would not be spreading her legs for you

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:29:11 2020 No.27876304
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>>27861308
>a good 40 years
this seems like a short time for foreign influence to transform the local religion, particularly in a rural, reactionary area
I remain certain that raymoo not only sells sex, but also uses chlamydia as birth control

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 09:11:33 2020 No.27890445

>>27876304
during that 40 years, japan was actively embracing western ideas as part of Emperor Meiji's modernization program
While it is true that rural areas would be more disconnected from this than cities, there'd be enough travellers to give awareness to new ideas

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 10:39:52 2020 No.27895051
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>>27890445
Given youkai activity is particularly high in the area that would become Gensokyo that youkai hunters felt it appropriate to settle in the area, it's likely that people from outside of the area would be targeted by youkai who'd then slaughter and devour them if youkai hunters didn't get to them before then. Survivors of attacks who either managed to escape or were defended by youkai hunters would then spread rumors of a cursed land thereby warding off most people from visiting that area.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:06:41 2020 No.27896517

>>27895051
widescale reports of a region having cannibals would be met with a military response to wipe them out, with any losses in the policing force being cause for an even more brutal retribution
youkai might be able to regenerate from bullets, but regeneration takes time and would leave them vulnerable to fire based purging
just a few superstitious guys per unit bringing incendiaries along and the youkai are fucked

Yukari sealed off Gensokyo from the world for a reason

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:13:12 2020 No.27896951
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>>27896517
>widescale reports of a region having cannibals would be met with a military response to wipe them out
Nah. Youkai having human forms or taking human form is common in Japan so there'd be no confusion of the youkai of future Gensokyo being human. Rumors of a land where people go missing or are being attacked by youkai would be met with superstition by the Meiji Era government and the worst-case scenario would be exorcists and various Shinto/Buddhist temples in the nearby area would make a jointed effort to purify the land, though it's doubtful they'd make much of an impact due to the heavy 'infestation' of youkai. If such a situation did result in an escalated response by the government itself, it wouldn't be surprising to me if a coordinated subversive effort by organized kitsune under Yukari to deter the inspecting force from investigating further would happen. The inhabitants of Gensokyo are backwater, but they're not dumb.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:17:43 2020 No.27897277
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>>27896951
Though, now that I think about it, what would be the equivalent of an entire village suddenly disappearing would be highly suspect, but that would only happen after the Hakurei Barrier is erected and no one would be able to find the old remains of the future Human Village and their inhabitants.

Just imagine being a young boy, the son of a trader. One day you pass by this quaint, though highly superstitious village and you meet this cute girl there. You promise to her you'll come back next year and maybe even hit it off since dad's starting to talk about settling down for good and building a store. Then the next year rolls around and you and your dad get lost in the Hakurei Barrier for months and you both eventually die of starvation lost in the mountains, never to be seen again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:19:06 2020 No.27897382 >>27896951 I personally feel like Yukari sealing Gensokyo off WAS the deterrence Too many youkai were bringing too much attention to the area, and it was getting too difficult to keep suppressing information so she just shut it all down

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:19:46 2020 No.27897437 File: 207 KB, 2176x1224, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_drawn_by_chamaji__64623e9a6725bba75b8ce5192224c92c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27896951 I want to laze around the shrine with Reimu.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:51:25 2020 No.27899280
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>>27897437
Reimu would be a perfect napping partner.

>>27897382
Final deterrence to be sure. There's gotta be a good reason why the sages don't get along with each other, after all.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 12:05:23 2020 No.27899938

>>27899280
I feel like any disagreement on the matter of keeping it shut ended after Trinity

I've always wondered how gensokyo would have faired if the nukes weren't done on time and the soviets imploded, forcing the allies to enact operation downfall

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 12:09:01 2020 No.27900099 >>27899938 I don't think Gensokyo would be affected very much by an Allied invasion. Most that would happen is one or two American GIs/Soviet soldiers accidentally get spirited into Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 12:17:56 2020 No.27900465 >>27899280 >Reimu would be a perfect napping partner. >Reimu That's not Komacchan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 12:21:54 2020 No.27900612 File: 1.03 MB, 660x840, Belly rubs for the goodest boi in Gensokyo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27900465 Aunn is a very energetic puppy that likes to paw her owner.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 13:33:13 2020 No.27903411

>>27900099
given that they'd be combing the country for japanese resistance, units would stick together to avoid getting picked off, making that more like a dozen GIs
plus, any GIs going missing in an area would be assumed to be by enemy action, and receive generous bombing and artillery to smoke them out, then ground forces with vehicles to eradicate them
They did have radios back then, so high command would be keeping tabs on any units in the boonies through them

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:27:55 2020 No.27912892

>>27903411
american intel in ww2 was notoriously bad, which is why immediately after the war almost the entire state budget went towards three letter agencies
and i mean they were still sorting shit out in vietnam, just read reports
speaking of vietnam, that was a bunch of starving rice farmers, now imagine rice farmers with supernatural monsters at their side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 23:49:19 2020 No.27979244 >>27912892 Wouldn't shit intel just make the americans bomb even harder? And why would youkai make an alliance, rather than just attacking both

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 07:21:57 2020 No.27991168

>>27979244
>Wouldn't shit intel just make the americans bomb even harder?
Yes, but not in the right places.
What good is being able to destroy an entire building in an instant if you can't hit it.
It's like being able to kill flies by swatting them, but not being able to hit them.

>And why would youkai make an alliance,
Yukari managed to invade the moon using the unruly and problematic ones. She lost but it still did the job. Youkai when working together are almost unbeatable. They just don't do so often.

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 10:38:33 2020 No.28004851

>>27991168
No, I mean why make an alliance with the japanese, rather than attacking both sides
And by "bomb harder" I mean making entire grid coordinates not exist anymore
The US has nightmarish levels of air power available, with the numbers exponentially increasing every year, with every flavour of bomb on top, including thousands of tons of chemical weapons
The motto of US industry in WW2 was very much so "if gun don't work, add more gun"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 13:17:16 2020 No.28011583 >>28004851 Had in ww2 not has, so you don't laser in on a typo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 13:40:56 2020 No.28012512 >>28011583 >Had in ww2 not has, so you don't laser in on a typo not that kind of person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 15:10:37 2020 No.28015282 File: 819 KB, 350x230, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28004851 >"if gun don't work, add more gun" RIP in peace Yamato, struck down by a death ball of 300 carrier aircraft

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 15:18:10 2020 No.28015533 >>28015282 If the rookies did better, Yamato wouldn't have had that fate. It would have been sunk but not with the ferocity that the A game brought.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 10:19:10 2020 No.28051974 >>26805529 >That's why you find a girl that resembles your favorite touhou. impossible

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 13:07:50 2020 No.28061373 >>26805529 i had a 3d but she didnt look like a 2hu and i dumped her because she was getting on my nerves also a billion red flags

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:38:26 2020 No.28064820 >>26387657 >they need to eat humans to survive No. They only need to make humans think that they eat humans to survive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 20:02:22 2020 No.28076072 File: 298 KB, 1920x1080, eldritch yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27218979 Driven insane from seeing Yukari's true form!

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 20:05:34 2020 No.28076180

>>28064820
I'm pretty sure Remilia and Flan have to eat humans, or at least, consume blood. I remember reading ages ago about Flan having to have her blood served in food because she can't feed off a human without vaporising them by accident.

As for Remilia, she's just messy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 07:20:09 2020 No.28100207 >>28076180 I see

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 10:56:06 2020 No.28109145 >>28061373 How was it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 11:47:45 2020 No.28111901 >>28109145 0/10 would not recommend. Its like having a retarded pet that is larger and more annoying. Unless you want to procreate dont bother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 12:15:30 2020 No.28113445 >>28111901 You should talk to the dudes who already have kkids. I don't know if it gets any better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:18:52 2020 No.28128619 File: 175 KB, 850x514, 5EDEBA7E-F241-45CA-9735-851161FB0C9A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 03:19:20 2020 No.28151524 >>28128619 Ahhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 23:22:59 2020 No.28199748 File: 680 KB, 1280x720, 88D58BCB-E4A0-4D05-BE93-7069D56489CE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28128619

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 04:50:54 2020 No.28213561 >>28199748 what is this gacha trash

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 05:30:54 2020 No.28214556 >>28128619 reminds me of that russian m&b touhou mod someone made a while back

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 12:53:08 2020 No.28230259 >>28213561 fuck if I know. I've seen it once before but I don't know the name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 16:07:10 2020 No.28237411 File: 533 KB, 1103x1298, 1271931635698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry the storm that is approaching!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:09:54 2020 No.28256454 >>28230259 Arknights, some chink gacha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:16:41 2020 No.28303802 >>28256454 I see

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:18:57 2020 No.28303891 >>28256454 >chink gacha Into the dumpster and blacklist it goes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 08:08:38 2020 No.28324609 Hello kitty collab happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:53:25 2020 No.28339257 >>28076072 Isnt her "True form" Simply the concept of in-between? Its not something that can really be conceptualized but it probably wouldn't be horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 13:59:54 2020 No.28339517 >>28339257 what is a true form other than the form one feels most comfortable in she's almost always in human form, so that would be a better contender for the title

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:06:11 2020 No.28339759 >>28339517 She's all but confirmed to be a human who ascended/descended into being a youkai, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:23:22 2020 No.28340378 You talking about Maribel theorys or is there some new bit of lore that I dont know about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:25:50 2020 No.28340442 File: 163 KB, 204x204, DreamZone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28340378 "Theories", he says. I'd love to hear you opinion on gravity, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 14:28:49 2020 No.28340539 >>28340378 There's more chance that Maribel is Yukari's daughter than the time travel theory

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 05:11:33 2020 No.28366455 File: 1.88 MB, 1232x1740, 1598423429025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28340539 imagine having this as a wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 13:06:36 2020 No.28382631 >>28366455 I want Yukari to bear my children

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 15:19:50 2020 No.28386923 >>28256454 furry chink gacha with incredibly scummy devs and publishers, at that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:04:03 2020 No.28388356 >>28366455 I want to be tortured by these legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:28:54 2020 No.28389245 >>28388356 powerful legs built for leglocking once she wraps around you, you're not getting away until she gets her special present

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:29:19 2020 No.28389268 >>28366455 I want to push my face into those breasts until i hit bone

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 22:13:03 2020 No.28404737 File: 1.45 MB, 3040x2460, Ek_Y4_0XUAAdCwE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27433429

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:35:39 2020 No.28452682 >>27829208 But ZUN also said that if he could drink with any 2hu it would be Mamizou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 18:29:36 2020 No.28490561 >>28452682 He also, said he would take Marisa to an onsen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:03:19 2020 No.28530416 >>28389245 Youkai strength exists solely for overpowering humans in he hopes of procreation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:04:23 2020 No.28530450 File: 120 KB, 419x263, ss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 14:15:28 2020 No.28532610 >>28530450 I do not like this fairy, her smug aura mocks me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 17:09:05 2020 No.28594931 File: 25 KB, 369x277, clownpiece smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28532610 I can see by your post that you are perturbed by the superiority that Fairies hold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 17:33:04 2020 No.28595714 >>28532610 You should try bullying her. It's a common thing for anons to attempt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 22:33:40 2020 No.28647774 File: 357 KB, 600x800, 8e901a4d593cf5b83887f00b805ef747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28595714 >You should try bullying her Uhh, that won't fare well for him dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 00:15:21 2020 No.28651666 >>28595714 >bullying Hmmm...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 14:12:55 2020 No.28678049 >>28366455 I wanna be cuddled by Yukari

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 22:22:59 2020 No.28691481 >>28678049 You’ll be eaten later though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 20:46:19 2020 No.28724823 >>28691481 She doesn’t need to eat humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 21:44:03 2020 No.28727258 File: 463 KB, 600x839, 1586476377992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28366455 Why doesn't Ran just rebel whilst she sleeps? Yukari's so lazy, she probably wouldn't fight back

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:32:45 2020 No.28762859 >>28727258 Can a computer rebel against it’s programming?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:38:53 2020 No.28762971 >>28762859 considering Yukari routinely smacks her for doing just that, Yes. Ran's a full General AI, not a mere program

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:39:22 2020 No.28762984 >>28762971 That's just percussive maintenance

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:43:48 2020 No.28763080 >>26387800 wow its weird seeing a post from 2 months ago i made. i used to phonepost

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 22:40:38 2020 No.28814734 >>28763080 It will happen time to time. Just be sure not to reply to yourself with a question. You'll realize it a week later that you made the post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 7 06:50:02 2020 No.28828687 >>28762859 The Shikigami can’t, while the fox can.

Anonymous Sat Nov 7 18:15:11 2020 No.28849051

>>28762859
Normally, no. In Ran's case, yes.
Some others already answered it, but Ran can even though it isn't advised considering she serves Yukari of all people.
Ran rides off of some fox as a host, so if you mean can the fox rebel, that's a different story.

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