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Chen is in heat, and Yukari offers to let you mate with her for a small fee to be discussed a later time.

Do you accept? Contraception can be used, but you'll need a lot.

>> No.263209

I'd have to decline
Cats are only good for cuddling with and nibbling on their ears, not for sexing.

>> No.263212

>>263199
A cat is fine, too and whatnot.

>> No.263228

A small fee at a later time could mean cutting my balls of in 10 minutes. Fuck that.

>> No.263235
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263235

in b4 that REAL YOUKAI CHEN picture

Also yes why not ... if chen needs someone to help her with such a delicate problem then j-j-jam it in!

>> No.263231

>>263199
>let you mate with her
>Contraception

contradiction is contradiction

>> No.263247

What? they should be paying ME.

>> No.263249

Yes.

But try my best to make Chen like me.
It may greatly decrease my chances of becoming Remilia's next cake.

>> No.263250
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263250

Spring is here~!

>> No.263260

>>Small fee to be discussed a later time.
Maybe not, Yukarin. Sounds too risky.

>> No.263266

Anons are such weaklings ... I'd fuck chen no matter what the price !

>> No.263272
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263272

In before Ran and your death.

>> No.263299
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263299

>>263228
>>263260
"Your distrust insults me, Anon."

>> No.263315

>>263250
God damn it Lily, this is serious business

>> No.263323

>>263315
Welcome to PoFV.

>> No.263345

>>263199
>Yukari is horny as heck, and Ran offers you a night with her in exchange for helping out with household chores to be discussed at a later time.

>Do you accept?
Fixed.

>> No.263349

How small of a fee? Anonymous is broke you know.

>> No.263360

>>263199

the words "small fee" and in particular "later time" make me really suspicious

>> No.263387
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263387

>>263315

But.. But.. Spring!

>> No.263395

>>263235
But real youkai is the same as what you posted. At least according to the japanese.

>> No.263397

>>263345
oh hell yes.

>> No.263434

Fuck this noise, I demand RAN!

>> No.263451
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263451

No, Chen's too cute to fuck.

>> No.263465
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263465

Withered Leaf is now playing in your head.

>> No.263488

Chen's aching for my cock. I can't let the poor thing down.

>> No.263707

>>263199
Yukari is too twisted to trust with "a small fee to be discussed at a later time". She's like a mafia boss in that respect. Now as small fee discussed right then and there might be quite acceptable.

>>263345
Fuck yeah, though I'd rather do Ran herself.

>> No.263719

I want to cuddle Chen and scritch her ears.

I want to fuck Ran rotten.

...Yukari probably has a hundred STDs or something so...no touchy.

>> No.263743

>>263719
Yukarin~ isn't like that...

>> No.263740
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263740

I decline. Then I go ask Aya when Momizi is in heat.

>> No.263750

>>263719

Yukari can border away the sperm.

>> No.263752
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263752

Too bad Anon forgot that Chen typically attacks the human village from time to time, seemingly so no reason other then to amuse herself. Enjoy fucking your tiger then getting ripped to shreds.

But hey, some Anon are into that gore shit.

>> No.263755

>>263752
Why isn't her upper body connected to her butt?

>> No.263774

>>263740

It's spring, all the tengu are in heat.

>> No.263780

>>263774

you've done it now

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263791

>>263774

Spring is here~!

>> No.263816

>>263707

Nah, people get the wrong idea about Yukari. She asks for seemingly small inconsequential favours or payment, the kind you wouldn't think twice about and then later realise they have far reaching and powerful effects combined with all her other slight movements.

The only one who actually keeps up to a degree with Yukari's maneuvering is Yuyuko. She acts like a bit of a ditz from time to time, but she understands her friend rather well.

She'll probably ask you to deliver something on a seemingly innocent errand so as to throw someone off and introduce you as a chaotic factor into something. She thinks sideways like that... or alternatively, she'll be lazy and actually get you to do something like fix the place up a bit or whatever.

Either way, she's no Yuka. She wouldn't tear off your balls without good reason, like you rape Ran without her permission or hurt Chen. Though it's more likely Chen will hurt you, don't hurt her feelings now.

>> No.263827

>>263816

Raping Ran would make her destroy an entire village

>> No.263835

Totally worth it!

>> No.263842

>>263827

Lacking any reason to ruin a village, long sustained torture of Anon seems more likely and Yukari can be rather imaginative with her powers. Though Ran alone is more powerful then most Touhous, so its probably not a issue.

>> No.263869

/r/ links to any and all non-futa doujins with any of the Yukarin crew....

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263917

>>263869

>> No.263926

Knowing how cats are in heat-fuck no.

I enjoy my face too much.

>> No.263934

>>263869
So I heard you like YukarixChenxRan yuri threesomes with boundry hacks?

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1587rvr5

>>263917
Looks like my translation's spreading around again.

>> No.263955

>>263869
http://rapidshare.com/files/37283425/_Paranoia_cat_Touhou_Ukiyo-Emaki_Yukari_Yakumo.rar

A doujin that could be subtitled as "What Not to Do to Yukari/Yuyuko."

>> No.263963

> long sustained torture of Anon seems more likely and Yukari can be rather imaginative with her powers
any moment now, anon's penis is bordered into his own ass

>> No.264912

>>263934
>>263955
MOAR

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264975

>>263827


>>263740
I like how this anon thinks.

>> No.264997

>>264912
http://gensokyo.zomgwtf.net/H/

>> No.266579

>>264975
source?

>> No.266585

>>266579

one day's event or some shit like that

was really pretentious and lame

does not recommend reading

and no reipu scene

>> No.266651

>>263719
>I want to cuddle Chen and scritch her ears.
>
>I want to fuck Ran rotten.

Tripfag here has the right idea. Chen is a cute kitten, but Ran is fucking vixon. The good kind.

>> No.266687

No, if Yukari's selling her to strangers she probably has VD's out the ass.

>> No.266729

>>266585
>and no reipu scene

From the context I assumed reipu was why Yukari wiped out the village. If that wasn't it, then what did happen?

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267768

>>263752
You called?...

>> No.267933

If I understand BAiJR correctly, Yukari pretty much beat Ran for running after Chen and 'avenging' her in... the extra stage for PCB was it?

If Yukari is abusive of her own shikigami for not listening to her, I don't really think she's the most lenient type. That said, no idea how she'd handle Chen. Chen is Ran's shikigami, and while Yukari might not be directly involved, she probably wouldn't be too keen on Ran letting her shikigami go out and receive dickings. On the same note, I don't exactly see Ran allowing that easily either.

:<

>> No.267975

>>266729
I think it was before they were in Gensokyo.

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