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Anonymous Wed May 20 20:28:59 2009 No.2624629 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Ran so motherly?

>>	Drago Wed May 20 20:29:59 2009 No.2624644 File: 126 KB, 512x1340, 1242851140128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know.Why don't you ask her?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:29:59 2009 No.2624639 My idea of Ran isn't overly motherly.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Wed May 20 20:30:59 2009 No.2624646 PEG LEGS

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:30:59 2009 No.2624645 I just got promoted.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Wed May 20 20:32:59 2009 No.2624665 File: 38 KB, 700x850, yakumo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Drago Wed May 20 20:39:59 2009 No.2624710 >>2624665 I wish I had someone who would read me stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:42:59 2009 No.2624724 File: 35 KB, 385x584, 1241384141167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Ran so smirk?

>>	Comrade General Wed May 20 20:46:59 2009 No.2624758 If Ran was my mom things would be different around here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:47:59 2009 No.2624763 I wish BOOF would read me stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:50:59 2009 No.2624782 >>2624758 We know your mom would be Kaguya since you are stuck here you little NEET.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:56:59 2009 No.2624831 File: 214 KB, 850x3230, ranchen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RanChen-spam time!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 20 20:56:59 2009 No.2624834 File: 25 KB, 133x200, chenran77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f Wed May 20 20:58:59 2009 No.2624842 File: 257 KB, 800x594, 1242602391126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2624629 Because she's forced to take care of an energetic small shikigami and a lazy-ass old hag.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:00:59 2009 No.2626222 File: 923 KB, 2800x2461, 1238608577573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If Ran was my mom things would be different around here.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Thu May 21 02:05:59 2009 No.2626240
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>>2624629
>Why is Ran so motherly?

To satisfy all the people, including myself, who support hot moms.

You know you'd be itching to jackhammer Ran the instant she invited you into the house and started fussing over you, clucking about how thin you were and how you could use a good feeding-up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:08:59 2009 No.2626258 File: 164 KB, 600x600, 74c5d7a465c02d0417348b61a1cf38d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IF RAN WAS MY MOM THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT WAROUND HERE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:10:59 2009 No.2626267 File: 536 KB, 1073x1517, 1241940695939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yakumo family > your family

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:11:59 2009 No.2626271 I hate Ran. I hate Chen. I am indifferent to Yukari. Yakumos get a D ranking.

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:13:59 2009 No.2626282 File: 323 KB, 1173x1040, 1236808497469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:14:59 2009 No.2626290 File: 274 KB, 833x1000, 1236810144432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Thu May 21 02:15:59 2009 No.2626295
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"But Arcueid, Ran wants to eat me! She's just being nice for now!"

Of course, but anyone can tell you that the best meat comes from a happy, well-fed human.
So she'd keep you well-content, and seat you in the lap of luxury for a few days. Then one night after a roll in the hay she'd bring you a glass of sparkling, ice-cold juice. You'd drink it, roll over and go to sleep.

But you'd never wake up.

>>	Comrade General Thu May 21 02:15:59 2009 No.2626296 File: 215 KB, 571x635, chenjar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2626271 How can you hate Chen? Just look at that nekomata!

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:16:59 2009 No.2626301 File: 223 KB, 532x596, 1236810300096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:17:59 2009 No.2626302 File: 133 KB, 600x695, 1242607892572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2626296 Look at THIS Nekomata, bitch.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Thu May 21 02:17:59 2009 No.2626303 >>2626296 I believe he is 'trolling', Comrade General.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:18:59 2009 No.2626310 >>2626295 After a roll in the hay with Ran, I don't think I'd mind getting killed and eaten too much.

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:18:59 2009 No.2626314 File: 374 KB, 700x700, 1236810315369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Yukari so motherly?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:19:59 2009 No.2626318 File: 215 KB, 530x750, 1242736953418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2626303 Actually, I'm not. I really do despise Ran and Chen, and am indifferent to Yukari because I hate her concept but enjoy her play styles in IN and SWR.

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:20:59 2009 No.2626328 File: 214 KB, 640x720, 1237956442428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:20:59 2009 No.2626330 >>2624629 I dunno. Why are Aya and Sanae such sluts?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:21:59 2009 No.2626335 >>2626318 Laser > Laser > Laser > Corner buttfuckery? Loevely playing style, that.

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:21:59 2009 No.2626336 File: 117 KB, 873x794, 1239180693190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:22:59 2009 No.2626341 File: 504 KB, 1920x1200, 1239370121600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Thu May 21 02:22:59 2009 No.2626344
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>>2626310

>After a roll in the hay with Ran, I don't think I'd mind getting killed and eaten too much.

It wouldn't be after the first time, mind you. She'd let you enjoy her company for a few days, perhaps even indulging in some of your kinks(THE PLEASURE OF CUMMING INSIDE, etc)and then after a week or so, she'd prepare a harmless agent to numb you and send you into a deep sleep.

You'd never know when you died.

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:23:59 2009 No.2626347 File: 123 KB, 600x500, 1239461558648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:24:59 2009 No.2626350 >>2626335 Spamming C is for whores, even if it's a good attack. I just enjoy gaphax.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:24:59 2009 No.2626354 >>2626344 best end

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:25:59 2009 No.2626356 File: 441 KB, 850x891, 1239463091522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:26:59 2009 No.2626359 >>2626344 Still fine with me

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:26:59 2009 No.2626364 File: 141 KB, 600x840, 1239463347316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:27:59 2009 No.2626370 File: 96 KB, 700x720, 176326270019794994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Remilia Scarlet !NOUx2Remio Thu May 21 02:27:59 2009 No.2626373 >>2626350 If all it takes is Yukari C spam to win, why bother to do anything else? Just means your opponent is terrible, doesn't it.

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Thu May 21 02:27:59 2009 No.2626374 File: 184 KB, 550x450, 1239467033924.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Thu May 21 02:29:59 2009 No.2626385
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>>2626354
>>2626359

A lot of people think that my ideas are unnecessarily painful and scary, but in reality, it's not like that at all.

Contrary to popular believe, just because I said the Yakumos would eat you does not mean they'd descend upon you and tear chunks of your flesh from your body like ravaging demons.

They would actually make you feel quite at home and at ease with everybody. You'd make light conversation with Yukari while she makes not-so-subtle come-ons to you, be mothered by Ran and fall prey to her charms, and play with Chen. It'd be a wonderful existence.
You should be glad to give your life for a tasty, pleasant dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:31:59 2009 No.2626395 >>2626385 Once again, I wouldn't mind. Not in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 02:32:59 2009 No.2626403 >>2626373 But that's boring. I don't just play to win, as endlessly smashing noobs is boring.

Comrade General Thu May 21 02:32:59 2009 No.2626407
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>>2626302
Orin? That corpse humping necrophiliac can go to hell for all I care. She lacks all the charm that Chen has.

>>2626303
Figures. But I might as well see what's all the fuss about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 08:26:59 2009 No.2627790 >>2626385 >>ideas Why are they in every fucking touhou thread, arc?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 15:01:59 2009 No.2629667 File: 52 KB, 600x472, 1226705911807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran is moe

>>	Anonymous Thu May 21 15:16:59 2009 No.2629759 File: 105 KB, 432x431, staumglotz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2629667 Ran is furry...

Writefag Thu May 21 15:26:59 2009 No.2629810

>>2627790
That's probably because a few of us are afflicted with an overabundance of them, thus they keep leaking all over our keyboards. In my case, if I don't let them out, the ideas build up and begin taking over my dreams and interrupting my sleep. At times I feel that I'll go quite mad if I try to keep them bottled up.

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