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2611175 No.2611175 [Reply] [Original]

You find this in your garden...what do you do?

>> No.2611186
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call the exterminator

>> No.2611184

I hate bugs

>> No.2611189

[X] Intercourse.

>> No.2611204

as long as she stays away from the dill and parsley everything's fine.

>> No.2611216

Hope she doesn't eat my mother's Texas yellow roses.

>> No.2611219

SHE'S EATING MY BEGONIAS. NOW THEY'RE RUINED.

>> No.2611220

who made the leaves all huge?
i don't have any plants like that

>> No.2611222
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Watch the wonders of nature as bug polinates flower.

>> No.2611226

>>2611220

Wriggle's just moe-sized.

>> No.2611233

I kill it with some bug spray. It's fucking huge.

>> No.2611234

>>2611175
I don't even have a garden. why are you even looking here?

>> No.2611235
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2611235

Take her home.

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>>2611175
RAPE!

>> No.2611248
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>>2611233
i don't think bug spray would do much

>> No.2611255

>>2611234
WE FOUND YOUR POT GARDEN

STOP LIEING

WE WON'T BUST YOU

JUST LET US SMOKE WITH YOU

>> No.2611262

Better question, why am I outside?

>> No.2611272

>>2611262
wintergarden

>> No.2611279

I'd call Candlejack to deal with this little probl

>> No.2611434
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>> No.2611523

I love gardening. Finding this would be a nice break from spiders.

>> No.2612911

>>2611220
elephant ear

>> No.2612943

>>2611222
AYA, IF YOU HAVE ANY LOVE OF GOD OR COUNTRY YOU WILL MOVE YOUR HEAD!

>> No.2612944
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2612944

I'd leave out a bowl of sugar water for her.

>> No.2612950

>>2612944
id spill some coke

>> No.2612963
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gouge out my eyes as they have been taken by madness.

>> No.2612980

RAID

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>>2612980

>> No.2612993
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2612993

Since Rigulus are rare, like mantises, I would take a photo with the macro lens on so I will have a high-res image to remember the day I found a Rigulu in my garden.

>> No.2613000
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Raid! is great stuff. Kills most bugs on contact.

>> No.2613001

>>2612993
Photographs are lethal to touhoes, they blow up for no reason after a few.

>> No.2613011

I don't want anything much, just to cuddle with it for a while. ;_;

>> No.2613043

>>2612963
Silly anon, where we're going you don't need eyes to see.

>> No.2613056

>>2613000
This.

>> No.2613064

>>2613000
Don't try to kill Wriggle.

>> No.2613197

>>2612963
Is that a shop? I think so, it looks like one.

>> No.2613238
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The only good bug is a dead bug.

>> No.2613276

>>2613197
It is. An eye wouldn't stay that way if it was fucked up like that.
Clearly a shoop. I can tell from some of the pixels, and having seen quite a few shoops in my time.

>> No.2613327

my state is fucked up even though Its been hours now. My shit stunk... now I don't know what to say really.

>> No.2613473
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Strip her and pop her in one of these. Show off my impressive entomological collection to all.

>> No.2613481

>>2613473

No one wants to look at your bugs.

>> No.2613514

I have youkai/demon repelling wards on my house, but not in my garden. That is a good idea, Anon.

In any case, if Wriggle has come through the barrier then low-end bullet magic is now possible. Proceed with danmaku duel.

>> No.2613657

>>2613238
I'M FROM BUENAS AIRES AND I SAY : KILL EM ALL!

>> No.2613664

>>2611175
"the fuck? that little shit is eating my plants!"

>> No.2613668

>>2613238
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

>> No.2613669

WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG.

What kind of fucking name is that.

>> No.2613673

Is there any doujin art of Wriggle under the effect of insecticide? I wish to fap to it.

>> No.2613676

Put it in

>> No.2613678

>>2613669
I think Sunny Milk is a much better name. Really.

>> No.2613700
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>>2613678

Also a cuter character.

Without a penis.

>> No.2613701

>>2613669
At least it wasn't "Wriggle Ladybug". Now THAT would be a sexed up character.

...damn, now I wish she was Wriggle Ladybug.

>> No.2613704

>>2613669
>riguru naitobagu

Rigger KnightBag.
better?

>> No.2613707

I'd stick my wriggling nightbug into Wriggle Nightbug, if you know what i mean.

>> No.2613711

>>2613700
>Touhou
>Without a penis.
Negative.

>> No.2613719

Her name is Wriggle because the things she can do with her mouth will make you wriggle.

>> No.2613733
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>> No.2613741

Wriggle is a boy.

>> No.2613771

>>2613741
>>Wriggle is Delicious.
Fix'd that for you...

>> No.2613778

>>2613771
>Wrigley's is Delicious

>> No.2613784

>>2613778
>Wriggling boys are Delicious

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>>2613707

>> No.2613789

>>2613784

>>Wriggle are delicious boys

>> No.2613836

How long until the moe glasses version is posted? I bet 5 replies from now.

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>>2613836
Nice /r/.

>> No.2613907

>>2613847

Oh you, anon.

>> No.2614120

Someone should draw her with this big nasty proboscis.

>> No.2614236

>>2614120

Sounds hot, a drawfag here should do it.

>> No.2614248

>>2614120
nah

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>>2614236
ITS IS DONE.

>> No.2614257

Impregnate.

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>> No.2614283

>>2611175
If she promises to keep other insects away, she can have her fill of what is in the garden.

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