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Yukari gives Reimu a special elixir that allows her to have a child with anyone, and tells her it's time to begin training the next Hakurai Shrine Maiden. Who does/should she pick?

>> No.26085714

>>26085670
What kind of retarded premises is that.
Marisa of course

>> No.26086584
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>>26085670
lol I bet it doesn't even work, amateur.

>> No.26087008

>>26085670
Imagine the cute reaction when she immediately chooses Yukari!

>> No.26087258
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>>26085670
Herself. She's the best candidate for the job after all, so only Reimu can replace Reimu you see.

>> No.26087340

>>26085670
She picks me.

>> No.26087342

>>26087258
But if she does that too many times, later generations will have tons of birth defects.

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>>26085670
ZUN

>> No.26087480

>>26087342
It's fine, we'll patch them out in the later versions

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>>26085670
Sumireko Usami

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>>26086584
it only says yukari gave it, not that she made it
it's pretty likely yukari just stole it from eirin

>> No.26090207

>>26089477
Why would Erin be making a drug that lets you reproduce with anyone?

>> No.26090322

>>26090207
So that girls can finally love other girls.

>> No.26090656

>>26090207
I don't know, why would Eirin make a drug whose only purpose is to give you nightmares?

>> No.26090691

>>26090207
Seems a wise investment, considering the sheer number of females to males. Gensoukyou has a more skewed gender ratio than China

We can only blame Yukari and her obsession with Forbidden Love to the point of it becoming the Only Love.

>> No.26090717

>>26085670
Does she even trust Yukari enough to drink it?

>> No.26091062

>>26087340
smae.

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Could Reimu resist?

>> No.26096244

>>26094480
She wouldn’t resist. Marisa is the one closest to her after all

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>>26085670
She's already a Yōkai Shrine Maiden, might as well go all the way.

>> No.26106752

>>26094480
Delicious Witch armpits.

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>>26085670

>> No.26118894

>>26085670
Reimu should be more worried about Yukari offering the elixir and her as a prize

>> No.26118950

>>26085670
Reimu sells the elixir and then loses the money in some get-rich-quick scam.

>> No.26127749 [DELETED] 

yuka

>> No.26139231

>>26118950
Alice immediately buys it before Reimu even blink. Marisa steals it, as Alice walks back home. Marisa has no idea what it is. Accidentally uses it with Reimu anyway. Being Alice is suffering.

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>>26085670
She picks three.

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>>26139231
Alice will never have a girlfriend

>> No.26140121

>>26139646
She could try getting a boyfriend instead. /jp/ has tons of losers who'd overlook all of her shortcomings just because she's cute.

>> No.26163629

>>26140121
>Alice
>Shortcomings
It's not nice to tell lies, Anonymous...

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>>26139646
>>26140121
>>26163629
>>26139231

Oh Alice can't you go five seconds without embarassing yourself?

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>>26085670
Seija.

>> No.26179121 [DELETED] 

>>26085670
Someone with a penis.

>> No.26206342
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yukari obviously.

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