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So I was at my room, a normal day, doing normal things like playing touhou and then comes my mother and say, right on face, the game I was playing (touhou) was a faggy shit. No, let's be modest here, you can say shit about me, my job and my gf, but nobody (when I say nobody I mean nobody, for real) says shit about touhou or any eroge in my face and get away unscratched I swear.

I said "bitch, you're doomed for!" a punched the whore (mother) right on her face, fist in the mouth boxer style to shut her trap and make she learns through pain and notified: shit about Japan right in front of me, never again.

Is this awesome? Y/N

>> No.2587709

No
You're a kid with issues. And this applies either if this is copypasta or real.

>> No.2587714

>my job and my gf
lol

>> No.2587720

>>2587698

No, but I'll bullshit and say yes if you'll post more Navel girls.

>> No.2587735

Oh you.

>> No.2587737

Laughing so hard right now.

>> No.2587738

wwwwww

>> No.2587741

>>2587735
Will you go out with me?

>> No.2587749

>>2587741
Fuck off, bro. You don't want to do that in front of me.

>> No.2587753

Yesterday I was playing Touhou all alone in my room.
Nobody came to bother me.
That's because I lock my room.
And I live all alone anyway.

>> No.2587760

>>2587741
Just when I thought it was over.

>> No.2587762

>>2587753
sad story bro

>> No.2587766

>>2587760
its never over

>> No.2587767

>>2587760

Oh, quit whining, you faggot. You totally asked for it.

>> No.2587800

>>2587767
This. Don't run around saying "OLOL IM A GURL, PAY ATTENTION TO ME" and then bitch about faggots doing this shit all the time.

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2587814

Stop.

>> No.2587813

I dunno if it's true or not but I'm lolling at the teenage angst.

>> No.2587824 [DELETED] 

>>2587814
I've got a better idea: Stop posting. Seriously, go fucking die in a fire or something.

>> No.2587838

>>2587760
Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way. I'll try being nice.

Please stop posting. Seriously. I admit, you trolled me. You win. Just stop posting.

>> No.2587848

>>2587767
>>2587800
I'm not white knighting, just calling them as I see them.

It's anonymous that keep repeating that, not Pygmalion. Check the archive, it's us who are doing wrong.
Not attention whoring, not posting pictures and being almost invisible. I see no problem with this poster.

>> No.2587864

>>2587760
Just ignore it.

>> No.2587886

N.

Damn. She's your mom. Quite possibly the only woman who will ever love you. She cares about your future, and that's what you do to her? I hope you get die, Anon.

>> No.2587897

>>2587848
Have you been on /jp/ for more than a week?

Yes, anons keep bringing up the 'will you go out with me' shit, but if Pygmalion wouldn't have gone around bringing up her gender, none of this would have ever happened. And she still does now and then. She's just adding what little wood is needed to fuel the fire.

>> No.2587903

>>2587698
ಠ_ಠ.

>>2587720
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=navel&searchDefault=Search

Stop asking for dumps of shit you can find yourself.

>> No.2587922

Fuck off Pygmalion, you're the cancer killing /jp/.

>> No.2587929

NOT WITH MY MAMA YOU DON'T

>> No.2587939

>>2587864
Going into defense mode wouldn't help anyway.

>> No.2587936

>>2587897
I've been here since the split kid.

Are we really that bad? I mean, we seriously can't take a decent tripfag because it happens to be female? All the wrongs around this whole issue are about anonymous overreacting. Both the stalkers and the haters.
But enough of this nonsense. I stand by my position of considering every poster not by its name, gender or previous contributions, but by the content right there and now. And I don't see any fault on Pygmalion.

>> No.2587951

>>2587897

Except the Stalker Anons are the ones starting all of this nonsense.

Either that, or our resident /jp/ fat, ugly, and jealous fujoshi are coming out of the woodwork again in order to pick a fight with Pyg.

>> No.2587956

>>2587897
>Yes, anons keep bringing up the 'will you go out with me' shit
I think it's cute, actually. Adds personality to the board.

>> No.2587960

>>2587951

>jealous

What would they be jealous about?

>> No.2587964

>>2587936
>we seriously can't take a decent tripfag
Stopped reading there. No we can't.

If only those existed...

>> No.2587967

Pygmalion is credit to board.

>> No.2587974

>>2587951
Hey look, it's her personal white knight. I was wondering when you'd show up to fag up the place. Only the thing is, your sheer arrogance and stupidity might make you a better troll.

>> No.2587983

>>2587956
This. I can't help but smile seeing Anon insist on a date.

>> No.2587991
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2587991

fags

>> No.2588042

>>2587974

And here come our fat and jealous fujoshi humpback whales.

And once again I "white knight" a lot of different trip users and Anons here though, not just Pygmalion.

>> No.2588045

>>2588042
You don't have to, big bro.

>> No.2588062

>>2588042
I'm a male, bro. As much as I share your view on fatass fujoshis, you do realize that you're defending one of them, right?

Also, I've never seen you white knight for anyone else.

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>>2588045

>big bro.

>> No.2588092

>>2588066
Ah, sorry. He acts like big bro of the board because he does defend a lot of us. That's all.

>> No.2588093

Stating your gender was never the problem, there's nothing wrong with bringing it up if it comes up. The problem is giving it importance when no one cares ("oh hay guyz! im a gurl on the internetz lol"). And it's always you tards who give it importance.

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2588102

>this thread

>> No.2588113

>>2587922
Seconded.

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>>2588092
you arent worth being "defended"

>> No.2588133

>>2588125
I know. It's why I told him to stop.

>> No.2588136

ヽ(゜▽、゜)ノ

>> No.2588159

>>2588062
> you do realize that you're defending one of them

I've been wondering about this for a long time too. I don't see how a tripfag fujoshi shits up the board any less than an anon fujoshi.

>> No.2588173

Well, that was a disturbing story.

And the amounts of circlejerking here are astounding.

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2588181

People arguing on the interbuttz? I've got to get in on this!

>> No.2588178

>>2588045

You know how I am, though.

>>2588062
I can confirm that she isn't. That's all I'll say about that, though. I don't need to give more fuel for the stalkers.

And I can recall doing the same for at least Ponpo, Remilia, Eroge_Expert, Sion, etc. Maybe Music_Expert and Maria_Anon too. I dunno, it happens often because I like a lot of different people here. It's hard to keep track.

>> No.2588186

>>2588159
Gaybar does this shit because it causes drama. He's actually proud of the fact that he's one of the worst posters on /jp/.

>> No.2588191

>>2588178
Say what you will, but Ponpo is still a guy.

>> No.2588202

>>2588092

Shut the fuck up

>> No.2588203

>>2588186
Ignoring his reasons, he's one of the more relaxed people on /jp/. He just posts obviously silly things that everyone else chooses to get worked up about.

>> No.2588219

>>2588178
You can't confirm shit, nigger. She's a morbidly obese fujoshi just like the ones you hate, but you haven't come to accept it yet. Enjoy your e-crush.

Also, I'm sure she'd like to flatter herself by thinking someone cares enough about her worthless life to stalk her, but that's not the case. People are only posting that 'will you go out with me' thing to start shitstorms. And it has a 100% success rate.

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>>2588191

I know he is, but please do not ruin my game of pretend.

Anyways, Ponpo-tan is a moe librarian girl who drinks tea. She is short, skinny, and wears glasses.

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>>2588229
>moe librarian girl who drinks tea. She is short, skinny, and wears glasses.

If onry ;_;

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>>2588229
This is me.

>> No.2588259

Zun!bar is a little girl with no arms and uses diapers.

>> No.2588264

>>2588203

>He just posts obviously silly things that everyone else chooses to get worked up about.

So he's a troll? Isn't trolling a bannable offense outside of /b/?

>> No.2588266

I love this thread.

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2588282

>>2588258
This is me.

>> No.2588278
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2588278

This is me.

I posted it on the internet, so it must be true.

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2588285

Terrible thread.

>> No.2588299

>>2588264
He's a troll because dumb fucks decide to pay him attention instead of ignoring him or silently reporting him.
And it's only a bannable offense when mods are dicking around or the person in question becomes a pain in the ass.

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2588301

This is me.

>> No.2588303

>>2588264
No because he's not posting "FUK U FAGS..TROLLED LMAO" he'll just say he has watched the most anime out of all of /jp/ and people feel the need to burst jugulars over this.

Trolling isn't allowed outside of /b/ because no one on 4chan knows how to ignore things and not take posts seriously and not feel the need to reply to every single post they dislike / disagree with.

>> No.2588316

>>2588303

>No because he's not posting "FUK U FAGS..TROLLED LMAO"

So you're only a troll if you admit you troll?

>> No.2588322

>>2588229
Hmm, I know someone like that...although she already quit her library job half a year ago.

>> No.2588330

>>2588285
Shut the fuck up you sack of shit.

>> No.2588333

>>2588316
No. He doesn't make these threads, he doesn't post "pygma chan will you date me" etc. This isn't athens we're talking about.

ZUN posts nonsense, sure, but like 90% of /jp/ he does this after a thread has been shitted up already.

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>> No.2588347

>>2588333
Conveniently ignoring that both he and Remilia have fucked up legit threads in the past, I see.

>> No.2588361

>>2588347
Randomly mentioning Remilia despite the fact no one was talking about her, I see.

>> No.2588368

>>2588361

>her

>> No.2588373

>>2588316
ZUN is just joking around. The only people who get trolled by him are those who troll themselves by taking /jp/ way too seriously.

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2588379

Sup /b/?

>> No.2588383

>>2588361
Of course, together then can and have done do actual trolling. As standalone shitposters, only a fool would take them seriously.

>> No.2588392

This thread is proof tripcodes are the only good part of /jp/.

Keep rocking, friends. Zun!bar owed half of this board. Doing a great job son.

>> No.2588400

>>2588373
Actually no, he isn't. He's trolling. Whether or not he's successful is another story, but don't try pulling that likely 'he's not trolling lol' excuse.

>> No.2588403

Really now, is it so fucking hard to just ignore tripfags?

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2588404

>>2588392

>> No.2588409

>>2588403
I see absolutely no reason to ignore them since they're part of the thinking people of /jp/.

>> No.2588414

I bet OP is loving this.

>> No.2588420
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2588420

This is a very good thread A++ would read again.

>> No.2588428

>>2588414
Well, it's the classic "lol females suck" troll thread turned into "tripfags suck" troll thread, so I guess it's not as planned.
>>2588420
Why the sage, MANkoto?

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2588429

the fuck is this

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>> No.2588446

>>2588428
Because I'm frustrated.

>> No.2588454

>>2588428
>"lol females suck"

How in the fuck did you derive that from OP's post? He claims he hit his mother, not that all women are sluts or something.

GTFO with your "BAWWW WIMMINZ R OPPRESSED" feminism shit.

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>> No.2588471

>>2588446
How can this be? You're the coolest.

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2588480

I'm came to kickass

KICKASS

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2588513

Oh /jp/.

>> No.2588527

>>2588471
Y-you're just saying that!

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