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A girl is browsing /jp/ in public. Jones notices she also has a ⑨ sticker on her laptop.
Being the manly guy he is, Jones approaches the cute female anon and attempts to strike conversation.
"Nice sticker you have there."
Being your average /jp/er, the femanon blushes and starts stumbling on her own words when trying to speak.
"Uh, t-thanks? Do I know you?"
"Oh, maybe. I couldn't help but notice the website you were visiting." says Jones with a smug grin. The femanon lowers her head in shame and minimizes the tab.
"Uh, I don't really go to 4chan or /b/, if that's what you're saying."
Jones laughs, as he realizes that's what an average interneter would think if he saw 4chan.org in the URL bar on someone's computer. That crazy /b/ site with the memes and rickrolls.
"No, no. I mean /jp/. I go there quite often."
The femanon turns back and looks at Jones, almost like she was profiling him.
"No way. No one from /jp/ would talk to a girl eye-err-ell." The girl laughs, realizing how silly Internet acronyms sound when spoken. "Also, you look too handsome to be from /jp/. Oh, erm."
The girl turns to her computer again and turns red like a tomato.

>> No.2575901

Jones is amused at this turn of events. "Haha, that's to be expected. I'm no average /jp/er. I use a tripcode."
"Are you serious?" The girl's curiosity was spiked, overriding her embarrassment. "Please don't tell me you're ZUN!bar."
Jones stares, faking offense. "Please, do I look like I have a two inch penis?"
The girl lets out a laugh, for the first time. Jones notices it's actually a quite pretty laugh, not annoying at all.
"I see, considering you remember that sort of stuff, you must be a true /jp/ bro!"
"Yes. I'm Anonymous Jones." Jones finally proclaims, with the due pause to increase suspense.
"Oh wow!" exclaims the girl, excited "I never met anyone from /jp/ before, let alone a /jp/ celebrity. Well, besides me, that is."
Jones chuckles, with his ego boosted by knowing he's a celebrity on a website for reject losers. "Oh, you're also a celebrity, then?"
The girl turns away once again. "Uh, I post with the name Pygmal--"
And then Jones wakes up in his room. Alone.

>> No.2575903

>>2575898
sage

>> No.2575904

Really, can you stop making posts that are solely appealing to the people who post regularly in the archive?

I knew that was a stupid idea.

>> No.2575906

;_;

>> No.2575911,1 [INTERNAL] 

bampu pantsu~

>> No.2575909

sage

>> No.2575911
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>> No.2575913

>>2575904
Jones posts in here too, just without a name.

>> No.2575913,1 [INTERNAL] 

>Being the manly guy he is
See
>>2570470,19

>> No.2575916

I don't know how you people write posts like that. I'd want to kill myself.

>> No.2575917

>"Haha, that's to be expected. I'm no average /jp/er. I use a tripcode."
I like this line because that's what tripfags really believe.

>> No.2575922

Reported, don't feed the trolls/tripfags//b/tards

>> No.2575924

>>2575913
Yes, but he doesn't post with his name and about "posting as a femanon" and pygma-chan fantasies on /jp/. That garbage is archive stuff.

>> No.2575925

Jones is a girl, newfag. How do you not know that?

>> No.2575926

I guess I can blame monday for this.

>> No.2575927

This is a good thread.

>> No.2575928

>>2575924
>pygma-chan fantasies
>garbage
Excuse me, did you just insult my Pygma-chan?

>> No.2575929

>>2575901
>Oh, you're also a celebrity, then?

How the fuck is that bitch a celebrity on /jp/? She started posting like a week ago. Fuck you.

>> No.2575933

>>2575928
what are you gonna do about it, shithead

>> No.2575934

>>2575929
If by a week you mean, 6-7 months ago, then sure.

>> No.2575936

>>2575929
>like a week ago
>Thu Nov 13 20:59:31 2008

Derp.

>> No.2575935

>>2575924
"posting as a femanon" and pygma-chan fantasies

What now, ponpo-kun?

>> No.2575937

I lol'd.

>> No.2575941,1 [INTERNAL] 

It's like a bizarro universe Anon's Nice Day.

>> No.2575938

Drama much?

>> No.2575940

>>2575933
Say that to my face, not online, and then you'll see what happens.

*flexes muscles, is 300 pounds*

>> No.2575941

I laughed and then I raged.

>> No.2575942

>>2575898
I browse that way in public too.

>> No.2575945
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2575945

Why do niggers get all the trashy girls? It's not fair, man.

>> No.2575947

Another tripfag circle jerk thread? And you wonder why you're looked down upon.

>> No.2575949

>>2575947
Get over yourself tool. We're ALL looked down upon.

>> No.2575949,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2575941,1
Speaking of Anon's Nice Day... you should work on that sometime.

>> No.2575954
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2575954

I approve of this thread.

>> No.2575955

This is what really happened:
Jones:I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Girl: OH MAH GAWD LONG CAT IS LOOONG HAHAHAHAHA
Jones: TITS OR GEE TEE EFF OH
Girl: EPIC WIN LULZ

>> No.2575956

>>2575949
Whatever makes you sleep better at night. Reported and hidden.

>> No.2575958

>The girl turns to her computer again and turns red like a tomato.

I read that:
"The girl turns to her computer again and turns into a tomato."

>> No.2575962

>>2575958
I laughed, thanks for that.

>> No.2575961
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hey guys is this a femanon thread

>> No.2575963

>>2575947
You should see /mu/. 9/10 posters are tripfags, and they have all sorts of "who is your favorite tripfag" threads where they suck each others e-peens.
This is why /jp/ is 4chan's only good board.

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i approve of this thread

>> No.2575966

>>2575955
Fuck you, buddy.

>> No.2575972

>>2575966
I'm not your buddy, friend.

>> No.2575974

>>2575963
>/mu/
I tried listening to Neutral Milk Hotel.

Is NHM some sort of hipster troll or something? Like Boku no Pico?

>> No.2575974,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2575949,1
Hint. Hint.

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>>2575958
Oh yeah, baby.

>> No.2575981

>>2575898

Well it was kinda funny
But this kind of stuff should stay in easymodo.

Reported.

>> No.2575982
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2575982

Jones thread?

>> No.2575982,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2575949,1
Priorities. I'll work on it after I'm done with all this.

>> No.2575986

GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY

>> No.2575990

>>2575982
Okay, he is a little nigger girl... little nigger girl... what else does this picture mean?

>> No.2575992

At least the bad non-anons get banned.

>> No.2575997
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Is this her laptop?

>> No.2576001

>>2575997
Somebody post the MacBook with Cirno on it

>> No.2576006
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Sorry to ruin your fantasies, but this is what really goes on a femanon's head.

>> No.2576012
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I'd shit up the archive too but I'm too lazy to copypasta my tripcode over. ( ´∀` )

>> No.2576013

>>2575997
>labtob
Fixed.

>> No.2576015

>>2576006
I'm ok with this. I want her as my waifu

>> No.2576022

>>2576006
Nope.

>> No.2576023

>>2576012
s/lazy/scared/

>> No.2576024

>>2576006
Femanons aren't the perfect women, bro

>> No.2576027

>>2576006
>allot
It's true, only a female would think in misspellings

>> No.2576036

>>2576027
Math is hard.

>> No.2576038

>>2576024
We'd still have more in common with a femanon compared to other 3D girls though... ;_;

>> No.2576041

>>2576036
I won't even say it, too easy. ( ´_ゝ`)

>> No.2576049

>>2576036
Are you a virgin?

>> No.2576061

>>2576036
No, it's not.

>> No.2576066
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>>2576006
That's actually not too bad for LJ standards.

But real female /jp/ posters look like Ren, this is a fact.

>> No.2576067

>>2576006
>>I shave my toes and tummy.
oh, that's very ni...WAIT, WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP FUR DO YOU GROW!? DAMN, GIRL...

>> No.2576069

>54 posts about jones
what the flipping freak

>> No.2576082,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576069
Gosh darn it.
I guess I'm e-popular.

>> No.2576078

>>2576006
It's like my very own female clone.

>> No.2576085

>>2576078
Shut up bro.

>> No.2576082

>>2576061
It has to be a lie.
I can't love Pygma-chan if she finds logic hard like a stereotypical woman!

>> No.2576088

i dunno i thought that was pretty funny. fuck u nerds

>> No.2576098

>>2576082
A joke.

>> No.2576100

>>2576082
Well, she does, 98% of women suck at math.

>> No.2576102

i like to think of pygma-chan as the kid you sat with on the bus to school.

casualbro

>> No.2576105

Dit is echt een kankerdraad. Wat zeg jij, Meisje?

>> No.2576109

>>2576102
That chick went on to be a bitch, probably a slut too.

>> No.2576114

>>2576105
ik vind het vet nice, laten wij ook lekker sukkeljurken

>> No.2576120

>/jp/ celebrity
It was going really smooth until this part.

>> No.2576122

>>2576109
accually we became best friends

then she moved away and later died in a drive by shooting.

;_;

>> No.2576123

>>2576098
Well tell me, what's the curl of a conservative force?

>> No.2576124

>>2576114

goed idee man

>> No.2576127

>>2576122
That's awful... ;_;

>> No.2576128

>>2576124
ja het is hier zo te zien toch de norm om lekker te roolpleejen dus laten we net doen alsof wij echte coole meiden zijn

>> No.2576129

>>2575958

I lol'ed

>> No.2576126

>>2576105
This is really a [something]. What say you missy?

I don't know real Dutch, so fill in the blank, kaffer

>> No.2576130

>>2576105
Mag ik met je slapen?

>> No.2576131

Wait is this the pilot for NEET Shoujo? OH SHI-

>> No.2576136

>>2576127
;_; dont go into any ghettos pygma-chan...

>> No.2576137

rustig aan he

>> No.2576138

A girl is browsing /jp/ in public. Jones notices she also has a ⑨ sticker on her laptop.
Being the manly guy he is, Jones approaches the cute female anon and attempts to strike conversation.
"Nice sticker you have there."
Being your average /jp/er, the femanon spits in anger.
"Fuck you, GTFO!!!"

>> No.2576140

>>2576130
oooh pigmentvlek volgens mij heb je al een lekkere vent aan de haak geslagen!

>> No.2576142

>>2576140
Sorry, can't read what you said. That's just the only sentence I know in Dutch.

>> No.2576148

>>2576138
Only retards do the whole 4CHAN RAGE in real life. Pygma-chan would never act like such a /b/tard.

>> No.2576150

>>2576006
Am I the only one who thinks this is the perfect girl?

>> No.2576157,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576082,1
how does that feel

>> No.2576156

>>2575901
>>"Are you serious?" The girl's curiosity was spiked, overriding her embarrassment. "Please don't tell me you're ZUN!bar." Jones stares, faking offense. "Please, do I look like I have a two inch penis?" The girl lets out a laugh

That hurts, Pygmalion. I thought were were cool with each other.

>> No.2576157

>>2576150
I like the girl on the OP's image more.

>> No.2576161

>>2576156
but you're always complaining about your 2 inch penis

>> No.2576163

>>2576140

ja volgens mij ook maar ik ben wel een beetje verlegen hoor wil je meekomen op onze eerste date????

>> No.2576168

>>2576163
als je dat niet erg vindt... laten we wachten tot ik ook een lekkere gozer helemaal voor mezelf heb, dan kunnen we dabbel deten, jweetzelluf

>> No.2576171,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576123
It's 0

>> No.2576174,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576157,1
I'm not really sure.

Let's just say "feels good man" and move on, huh?

>> No.2576171

>>2576123
Well?

>> No.2576173

>>2576156
It all depends on how you use it, right?

>> No.2576174

>>2576168

jeetje wat een slimmerik ben jij toch ook haha. laatst nog een mooi handtasje gevist uit de grabbelton op de markt!

>> No.2576182

>>2576174
zozo dat is niet mis, mag ik je oude handtasje hebben dan? ik heb altijd al zo'n chille roze handtas van 5 euro willen hebben

>> No.2576186

>>2576150
Nope. She's fucking ℳℴℯ❤.

>> No.2576189

>>2576173
How many dicks have you sucked in your life, Remi?

>> No.2576195

ITT - boof hitting on pygmalion as usual.

>> No.2576196

>>2576189
Zero

>> No.2576205

>>2576196
Are you a virgin?

>> No.2576206
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>> No.2576208

lol i trol u

>> No.2576212

>>2576205
She's a fat and ugly "internet lesbian"

>> No.2576213

>>2576208
hey ben jij ook een meisje?

>> No.2576222

>>2576173

How do you use a 2-inch penis?

>> No.2576220

>>2576213
>windgat (meisje)
ja?

>> No.2576227

>>2576222
Tearfully and with great regret.

>> No.2576228

>>2576006
Man, that looks like Emmy Cicierega's work.
>4Chan is lots of fun
щ(゚Д゚щ)

>> No.2576230

I saw a movie of pornographic nature featuring a guy that actually had a two or three inch penis.
It was... really weird.

>> No.2576231

>>2576220
oeps sorry dat ontging mij even hihi, wat ben jij allemaal van plan vandaag, windgat (meisje)?

>> No.2576236

>>2576222
LOOK DEEP WITHING AND YOU WILL LEARN THAT ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE TOOL

ITS THE WARRIOR WHO WIELDS THE TOOL

>> No.2576244

>>2576231
trollen xD

>> No.2576246

>>2576228
>Emmy Cicierega
Oh wait, I remember this name. The PotterPals girl, right?

>> No.2576261

>>2576244
joh haha wat toevallig :D

>> No.2576264

>>2576246
Yeah. This is pretty good as well: http://b1nd1.deviantart.com/gallery/#Balloon-Adventure-Comic

oh god posting links to deviant art what have i become

>> No.2576276
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2576276

Jones, why are you such a bastard?

Like bragging about your cock on 2ch wasn't bad enough, you have to humiliate ZUN!bar as well?

>> No.2576274

>>2576261
ja inderdaad, wat een toeval ^_^

>> No.2576278

>>2576156
I didn't mean it, big bro.

>> No.2576282

>>2576276
It's how I roll, bro.

>> No.2576285

>>2576278
Why are you being so quiet lately? All you seem to do is image dump or post one liners.

>> No.2576286

>>2576274
volgens mij zit het hier vol met van die enge pedos, vind jij dat ik de politie moet inlichten? ik laat mijn dochter echt niet in de buurt van deze pagina :S

>> No.2576288

>>2576285
I've always been a pretty quiet poster, though.

>> No.2576287

>>2576276
That's how I roll, bro.

>> No.2576298

Remember how pygmalion used to accompany every single post she made with a random pixiv picture of a girl, no matter what the text was?

Also, notice how she stopped that once everyone finally figured out she was a girl?

>> No.2576300

>>2576288
Until I came along and started acting obnoxious/derailing threads!

>> No.2576297

>>2576286
>mijn dochter
hahaha, nee

>> No.2576305

>>2576300
Oh look another randum archive shitposter!

>> No.2576306

>>2576288
Do I outrank you in silence?

>> No.2576308

>>2576298
I just like sharing art. I stopped doing that because you misinterpreted my intentions.

>> No.2576310

>>2576297
toch maar niet? naja, ik laat haar toch alleen maar achter de pc onder mijn toezicht. heb jij kinderen, joons?

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>>2576305

>> No.2576318

>>2576306
Yes.

>> No.2576321

>>2576310
oeps hehe potjandrie wat zijn dat nou weer voor rare lettertjes achter mijn naam

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>>2576006
>I feel angry when I see people smoking

What the fuck? Unless they are blowing the smoke in your face why would it matter?

I wonder if her father smoked.

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>>132 posts and 13 image

>> No.2576342

>>2576321
het is een tripcode, je dom meisje XD

>> No.2576349

>>2576346
So, are you a virgin?

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>>2576349
Why do you want to know?

>> No.2576359

>>2576342
oh is dat een soort van pincode? en ik ben niet dom :S niet alle blonde meisjes zijn dom eikel

>> No.2576358
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>> No.2576362

>>2576357
So I can write accurate fanfic about the femanons.

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>> No.2576369

>>2576359
alle blonde meisjes zijn dom, ja ^_^;;

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>> No.2576382

>>2576365
>Anime_misc_00120.jpg
I hope you did not name that yourself.

>> No.2576383

>>2576369
dat neem je terug ik ken iemand die nu in het stadhuis werkt en raad is? zij is blond, daar heb je zeker niets van terug he

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>>2575901
>Jones is amused at this turn of events. "Haha, that's to be expected. I'm no average /jp/er. I use a tripcode."
I was expecting this line somewhere after this. I'm disappointed.

>> No.2576397

I didnt know /jp/ had this many japanese speakers

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>>2576405
You don't usually post things like this.

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This entire thread

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>> No.2576437

ik mis pigmentvlek

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No, this is what femanons are like.

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>> No.2576463

>>2576437
krijg de kanker, pijpslet

>> No.2576468

>>2576463
niet zo brutaal jij

>> No.2576473

Remi, sagebombs are not allowed

>> No.2576474

>>2576473
In a thread like this, it's allowed.

>> No.2576477

Or people can just report and ignore the thread rather than danbooru dumping in it.

Especially since it's not like anyone else is posting in it.

>> No.2576478

>>2576468
zuigen mijn PENIS, blonde hoer

>> No.2576482

>>2576478
nou okee dan

>> No.2576487

>>2576482
Hooray!

>> No.2576494

>>2576487
niet doorvertellen he?

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>> No.2576538

Okay, seriously now.

>> No.2576541

I wonder what happened to Pygma's stalker.

>> No.2576552

>>2576521
Hey, stop that.
>>2576541
He got bored playing with me or something. What a relief.

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>> No.2576560

>>2576552
volgens mij wacht hij gewoon tot het juiste moment

>> No.2576569

>>2576559
Stop.. ;_;

>> No.2576571

>>2576552
I like talking to you, but you're usually a quiet poster.

>> No.2576572

oh got they have near matching tripcodes ;-;

run pygma-chan

>> No.2576581

post trip or gtfo

>> No.2576635

Why hasn't this been deleted yet?

>> No.2576651

>>2576635
Jones is moot.

He staged his own ban.

>> No.2576581,1 [INTERNAL] 

For a tripfag circlejerk thread, this one was pretty subpar.

Not enough tripfags talking to each other.

>> No.2576732

bampu pantsu~

>> No.2576735

Terrible thread

>> No.2576742

Best thread on /jp/ today.

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>> No.2576746,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576581,1
It's not the same if you ask me. And with the archive there's no need to drag circlejerk threads boardside when we're pretty much contained in here.
Not all the time of course. It's part of what sank /a/...

Good night everybody.

>> No.2576762,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576746,1
>It's not the same if you ask me.
What do you mean? You're comparing with what?

>> No.2576762

>>2576742
I agree.

>> No.2576762,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2575898
>>2575901
I'm gonna print it into paperback!
It was the most amusing thing I've read from /jp/ since I can remember.

>> No.2576773

>>2576735
>>2576742

Same friend.

>> No.2576774

Anonymous BOnes

>> No.2576781
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>> No.2576794,1 [INTERNAL] 

I'm surprised it hasn't 404'd yet. I did my civic duty and reported.

>> No.2576793

>>2576762
Yes.

7 posts left.

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>> No.2576813

>>2576793
That's a shame. ;_;

>> No.2576813,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576762,1
I'm not really sure. Memories blur and mix into each other, perhaps tripfag threads weren't that good back then. And I'm not even that old for fucksake...
Nevermind me.

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>> No.2576830

>>2576813
/jp/'s going slow, even after the bump limit, it'll be a while until it falls off page 10.

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>> No.2576850

I can't believe you guys still bother with Pygmalion even after I stopped stalking her.

I love you guys.

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>>2576830
But it just won't feel the same, you know. Maybe now is the time to actually read the thread instead of bumping it countless times.

>> No.2576813,2 [INTERNAL] 

I'm bored.

>> No.2576907

>>2576863
I already read the whole thing though.

>> No.2576924

>>2576907
I've been too busy posting random Dutch bullshit to follow the thread. It might've been for the best, though.

>> No.2576946

>>2576924
Oh, I only Google Translate'd a bunch and then stopped bothering.

>> No.2576953

>>2576924
That was you?
I thought the bit with the loli daughter was funny.

>> No.2576978

>>2576946
That's good, I don't think any of it was worth reading anyway.

>>2576953
Guilty. ;_;

>> No.2576978,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576924
Here's a recap:
* first 30 or so thread: OLOLOL, sage, reported, femanon rage, tomato, and cirno laptop
* next 100 posts: >>2576006 is funny/what my waifu should be like/exactly what femanons of /jp are like, Dutch or German speak, girls and math, tripfag circlejerk, How to use a 2inch dick, other unimportant stuff.
*The rest: Remilia and someone else image dump, more dutch or german speak, etc.

>> No.2577013

I wonder, if I delete all the images I posted into this thread, will it un-autosage?

>> No.2576978,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576581,1
I agree.
Well, I was posting in this thread, but it's hard to have an anonymous circlejerk.

>> No.2577038

>>2577013
Possibly.

>> No.2577058

The upside of zip being this slow is that if, for some reason, I'm forced to use 56k again, it won't be that much of a shock anymore.

>> No.2577038,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576978,1
Sounds pretty awesome.

>> No.2577038,2 [INTERNAL] 

Well the original fanfic was funny at least.

>> No.2577038,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576174,1
∇xF=0 if F is a conservative force.

>> No.2577038,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577038,3
Ara?
Something's parallel to force, but I'm not sure what that has to do with "feels good man".

>> No.2577038,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577038,1
Pygma usually talks to us two more than this; >>2576581,1 is correct, for a tripfag circlejerk thread, this one was disappointing.

>> No.2577105

185 posts and 39 image replies omitted.
testing autosageru

>> No.2577038,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577038,4
You failed linear algebra didn't you?

>> No.2577105,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577038,6
I've never taken linear algebra.
Looks like a cross product to me ¯\(°_o)/¯

>> No.2577105,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577038,5
Maybe she's getting nervous because of your wedding.

>> No.2577105,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,1
Shit Jones, you need some education.

>> No.2577105,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,2
I don't think she likes us anymore.

>> No.2577105,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,1
Well, whatever the case, Pygma didn't know either.

>> No.2577105,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,4
W-what? Why? ;_;

>> No.2577105,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,5
I think she's in the last year of High School.

>>2577105,6
I don't know!

>> No.2577105,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,1
I'm only now finishing Calc 2. Don't be so mean to me.

>> No.2577105,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,7
But you learn that in high school...
Who the hell doesn't know what the nabla operator is?
How the hell can someone understand classic mechanics without knowing that? I'm disappointed Jones, Pygma.

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>> No.2577105,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,8
College or HS?

>> No.2577105,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,7
Is it because we're not good enough, is that what this is about?

>> No.2577105,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,10
It's got to be High School

>> No.2577105,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,11
Remi seduced her. Or ZUN!bar.

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>> No.2577105,14 [INTERNAL] 

So it means the derivative of a vector?
Is that dF x F then?

>> No.2577157,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,12
So mean :(
>>2577105,10
College. You can take Calc 2 in high school?[/baka american]

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>> No.2577157,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,13
Those rascals, they should know better than to seduce an innocent girl. I will have their heads for this!

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>> No.2577181

Remi, so jealous.

Although I could delete still more posts to un-autosage the thread again, I think I'll just remake it once it dies.

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>> No.2577198,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577105,14
The nabla operator can be seen as a partial derivative operator applied to a vector, so it can be seen a vector itself, but it's not.
∇F=gradF
∇xF=rotF
∇・F=divF
The geometrical implications of those are pretty important.

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>> No.2577198,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577198,1
So it's not a cross product?
Geez, why use the x symbol then?

Well, I have no idea what a partial derivative is, so I'll shut up while I only look ignorant and not ignorant and stupid.

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>> No.2577220

Did somebody say tripfag circlejerk?

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>> No.2577198,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577198,2
Jesus christ Jones, it IS a cross product, I just told it could be seen as a vector. So if you're working on a 3D vector field, you can use ∇xF.
The others work on n dimensional fields.

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>> No.2577227,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577198,2
Don't worry Jones, I bet none of the femanons knew that, especially Pygma.

>> No.2577227,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577198
That looks so comfortable!

>> No.2577227,3 [INTERNAL] 

Why did this circlejerk end?

Did everybody on the ghost board suddenly decide to go to sleep at this hour? Wussies....

>> No.2577227,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,3
I can't circlejerk because I'm not cool enough to have tripcode. ;_;

>> No.2577227,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2576581,1
As if the end of the Thread wasn't enough.
Fuck off, you dicks. You're circlejerking everywhere, it sums to the total circlejerk. Even your pretend games aren't funny anymore.

You guys bitch about 'lack of Pygma-chan updates', when I'm more than happy with the amount of posts in this Thread. Plus, I can tell that you dislike dumps.

>> No.2577227,6 [INTERNAL] 

>I can tell that you dislike dumps.
What's the point of imagedumping when zip is like this? I'm not going to wait 1 minute for an image to load unless it's something I really want.

And considering I didn't understand a word of the rest you said, I'm just going to come out and say, shut up, Meru.

>> No.2577227,7 [INTERNAL] 

I'm going to be honest. This is the first time i heard the pygma is a female...

>> No.2577227,8 [INTERNAL] 

>As if the end of the Thread wasn't enough.
I'm going to assume the end of the thread on the ghost side, but that obviously hadn't happened yet when >>2576581,1 posted.

>Fuck off, you dicks. You're circlejerking everywhere
Ok, I can extract meaning from this part.

>it sums to the total circlejerk
What. Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly?

>Even your pretend games aren't funny anymore.
Good, this sentence is parsable English again. Not that it's very relevant to this thread.

>You guys bitch about 'lack of Pygma-chan updates', when I'm more than happy with the amount of posts in this Thread.
You're happy with the number of posts Pygma made (which weren't that many)? You're talking about the total number of posts made in this thread? How is the number of posts on this thread related to wanting to hear from Pygmalion?

>Plus, I can tell that you dislike dumps.
But is that even relevant to the thread or is that just your way of saying "I'm completely drunk?"

Don't drink and post, Meru. I give your post an 8/10 in terms of incoherency. Borat would be proud.

>> No.2577227,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,7
She's also bad at math.

>> No.2577227,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,3
Yeah, I'm a wuss who needs his beauty sleep.

>>2577227,8
hehe, Cultural Learnings of /jp/ for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Czechistan

>> No.2577227,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,8
Its like IM REALLY BEING TROLLED.

>> No.2577227,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,10
Once you reach SATORI you won't need to sleep.

>> No.2577227,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,12
If I thought reading SICP would give me any chance at enlightenment or pink haired toohoos I'd have done it already.
Where's the proof, huh?

>> No.2577227,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,13
Who needs proof when there's FAITH!

>> No.2577227,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,14
Faith is unscientific and, well, I don't have to finish this sentence, do I?

>> No.2577227,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,15
It would have made no difference from afaithific point of view.
Now excuse me while I sleep in Satori'slap.

>> No.2577227,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,15
Shut up Jones, you suck at math.

>> No.2577227,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,17
Linear Algebra 1 is a 500 level course, meanie.
It's not nice to pick on your kouhai.

>> No.2577227,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,18
Yeah but linear algebra is quite easy.

>> No.2577227,20 [INTERNAL] 

Is this supported here?
[math]\int dx[/math]

>> No.2577227,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,20
It should be.

>> No.2577227,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,21
Well, I certainly don't see an integral in there.

>> No.2577227,23 [INTERNAL] 

The good old days...

>> No.2577227,24 [INTERNAL] 

turn on CNN right now

>> No.2577227,25 [INTERNAL] 

Big whoop, some fat nerd lost his legs.

Meanwhile 43 were killed and 400 injured in Iraq, but god forbid we get outraged over that.

My only regret is that the explosions didn't occur in the White House and wherever the fuck the Rockefeller's live.

/edge

>> No.2577227,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,25
>Rockefellers

u mena rothschildren

>> No.2577227,27 [INTERNAL] 

>EXPLOSIONS ROCK BOSTON

That sounds like the name of a gig.

>> No.2577227,28 [INTERNAL] 

Just checked today's date

>15th
/pol/ predictaed this. False flag confirmed.

>> No.2577227,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>2577227,26
No I didn't, but they're just as good if not the same exact thing.

>> No.2577227,30 [INTERNAL] 

>go to BBC news
>top stories

>Boston Marathon hit by explosions
snore

>Justin Bieber on Anne Frank: Five interpretations
>Why spend $250,000 on a gold shirt?
>Attacked police horse now 'fine'
cool

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