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2522037 No.2522037 [Reply] [Original]

You, as Eirin, are handling this case: Rumia has started ovulating very recently, and is menstruating.

What would you say to her, without breaking character? Remember, you are THE Eirin.

>> No.2522044
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2522044

>What would you say to her, without breaking character?

What character? Which Eirin are you referring to?

The canon Eirin, who is no more than a purveyor of pharmaceuticals and Kaguya's loyal guard?

The Eirin who conducts sick, perverted experiments on her 'patients'?

The Eirin who uses her patients as guinea pigs for new medications that are as yet unapproved?

The Eirin who drugs and rapes her patients?

The Eirin who...well, I shan't go on.

>> No.2522046

Youkai don't ovulate.

>> No.2522049

>>2522037
it'll stop if you get pregnant.

>> No.2522052

just give her some pills or something

>> No.2522054

Obviously I would say that it's only natural and there's nothing to be ashamed about because it shows that a girl is now becoming a woman.

>> No.2522055

Would you like a Falcon punch special service?
Tewi and Reisen will lead you to the next room, follow me...

>> No.2522058

>>2522054 troll

>> No.2522065

Call Reimu. Prevention of youkai breeding expert.

>> No.2522077

>>2522046
"WTF, an ovulating youkai? This is an interesting natural phenomenon that needs to be examined. Come with me to my lab. REISEN, BRING ME MY SURGICAL TOOLS!"

>> No.2522093
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2522093

Lupus.

>> No.2522096

>>2522093
You lost me.

>> No.2522098
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>>2522044
>The canon Eirin, who is no more than a purveyor of pharmaceuticals and Kaguya's loyal guard?


>>2522077
>WTF

>> No.2522109

>>2522065
Oh boy, what can't Raymoo do?

>> No.2522111

>>2522109
Bring back Alice's mom?

>> No.2522183

>>2522111
That's too low anon.

>> No.2522192

>>2522037
I'd let Rinnosuke handle it.

>> No.2522198
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>> No.2522207

>>2522192
Rinnosuke would just fuck the daylights out of her, bro.
Back to Eirin.

>> No.2522217

>>2522037
Give her a drug that turns her into a man. Menstruation problem solved.

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Dunno, but if i were tewi i would say that she's dying.

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I'll just send Rumia to Youkai mountain to rescue a kappa scientist. Then I'll betrayed Rumia by throwing she to the river. I'm THE Eirin right?

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