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2515867 No.2515867 [Reply] [Original]

You are now a loli.

You family have arranged to have you marry to a wealth man who you’ve never met. You have no feeling either way towards this man.

It is now your wedding night, what do you do?

>> No.2515871

[x] Drink chocolate milk

>> No.2515873

Call Chris Hansen

>> No.2515878

I love this artist.

[x] Eat 5 Valium

Nowhere near enough to kill you, but more than enough to make you not care.

>> No.2515881

>, what do you do?
Get rescued by the male protagonist, of course.

>> No.2515886

>>2515871
That's a good choice, but I've recently taken a liking to plain milk.

>> No.2515884

>>2515867
I ask him to reconsider, explain to him that I'm not prepared for this.

If he tries to force me, I'll kill him.

>> No.2515883

[x] Genuflect

Later

[x] Escape and start a big adventure

>> No.2515889

anal

>> No.2515891

Kill husband and go on the run, looking for my magical animal mascot.

>> No.2515895

Be a good waifu, submit to his every whim, bear him a child, become devestated a few years later after learning of his affair

>> No.2515897

>>2515891
>magical animal mascot.
It's like I'm really in Aria!

>> No.2515900

>>2515895
Yandere?

>> No.2515910

>>2515867
>Rich man
>I'm the loli
>Wedding night
Dear Diary: Jackpot

>>2515900
Divorce and getting half of his stuff (if not all).

>> No.2515938

Use his money to buy cute dresses to compensate myself for putting up with his shit.

>> No.2515939

>>2515867
Tie him up and dominate the everlivingfuck out of him.

>> No.2515950

I would have died the second my dick dissapeared out of shock.

>> No.2515957

>>2515867

I will attempt to fight him back. Since although my body is that of a loli, I am still a guy. As my current loli body is weak compared to my original body, I am powerless and about to get raped by him. T

he loli that is in my body will then come flying through the doors to rescue me. She doesn't know her own strength but let loose a punch at his face.

He fly across the room.

She then squeals in a high voice at me to get out of here. She grabs my hand and we run out of the door with me trailing behind. All this time, I'm looking at the back of the tall and huge man in front of me. What was once my body is now being reflected through eyes that belong to me now.

>> No.2515974

[x] Become tsuntsun

>> No.2515984

[X] Kill that rich guy and inherited all his wealth

>> No.2515982

On closer inspection of my guro folder I realize I don't have an image of a loli violently committing suicide with a spoon.

But you get the idea.

>> No.2515992

>>2515957
This would be the best husbando. A gentle loli in a man's body. You could teach her about her body and more sexual matters, she might get overly excited at times but she'd try to be gentle and loving.

>> No.2515994
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2515994

>>2515867

Rape me..
Rape me, my friend
Rape me..
Rape me, again
am i the only one ?,
am i the Only one?...
Rape me! (Rape me!)
RAPE ME!!!

>> No.2515995

>>2515867
Take one of my old toys and call it 'Gore Screaming Show'...

>> No.2515997

>>2515992
......

yep I just officially lost my appetite and I was eating bacon.

Thats how bad that thought was.

>> No.2516003

I fail to see the issue here.

Get to know man fast track. Consummate marriage. Work the fine details out later. This is my new life.

>> No.2516005

Make him rape me. I mean, this scenary sounds awesome. I sure as hell wouldn't have a problem with it as long as he isn't a fat fuck.

>> No.2516013

>>2515982
I remember seeing one, but I can't seem to find it.

>> No.2516067

1. Make sure that when he die I get to keep everything.
2. Be raped
3. Kill him then plaid something among the lines of "He abused me everynight".
4. ???
5. Profit

>> No.2516072

>Consummate marriage

Second

Can't be worse than say finding a husbando at a night club or something, might as well give it a go.

Best case we will have a loving relationship with legally sanctioned consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation everynight.

Worst case we'll have a loveless marriage and mechnical sex, and I'll take out my sexual frustration on his maids as the mistress of the house.

>> No.2516079

>>2516067
Abused girl? You get charged with murder all the same.
Abused goat? AWWW THE POOR GOAT WAS ABUSED LETS NOT PUT THE POOR THING DOWN

>> No.2516081

>>2516072
>I'll take out my sexual frustration on his maids as the mistress of the house.
You mean BEST CASE

>> No.2516097

>2. Be raped
I don't think you can be raped by your husbando
At least, not back in the good old days when arranged marriage was still legal

>> No.2516101

>>2516097
Wait, arranged marriages aren't legal?

>> No.2516109

>>2516097
Where did you get the idea that it isn't.

>> No.2516111

>>2516097
But if I'm sent back into time I can just commit the perfect murder then say to the police he ran away with her mistress.

>> No.2516118

It's been illegal to marry lolis for quite a while now.

>> No.2516148

>>2516118
Not loli, but arranged marriages still happen. It's not really any different than being introduced to some random person. Well, other than the marriage part.

>> No.2516177

>>2516111
>went back into time

And that is why this doesn't work. I mean people becoming lolis is common BUT going back in time is just plain fucking weiSFGSGGDFGDF

>> No.2516176

>>2516118
Yes and no. Depending on the state marriages to people under 18 are either illegal or not legally binding. Also, loli is a body type not an age range.

>>2516148
Its tradition in some religions to do arranged marriages still where the parties don't know a whole lot about each other till after the wedding.

>> No.2516181

Couldn't we fantasize about being a son of a wealthy duke being forcibly married off to some ugly bum princess? That'll be more fun.

>> No.2516183

>>2516118
Depends on the country. Nepal for instance about 10% of all marriages are before the age of 9.

In studies on happiness people have been found to be happier when given little or no choice. The example I recall the most is where two groups were given a choice of paintings. One group was told they could change their mind up to a year after they received the painting the other group was not. After one year they asked them to rate how happy they were with their choices and the group not given the chance to change were much happier with their painting than the one who were told they could switch. Being able to change their mind simply added a level of insecurity on whether they made the right choice or not and caused them to be unhappy.

Arranged marriage partners are often polled at being happy with their partners. I would put up with the decision knowing that I will come to love my husband and not worry about the details.

>> No.2516187
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2516187

>>2516176
>loli is a body type not an age range.

maybe in the real world.
dohohohoho

>> No.2516188

>>2516181
>wealthy duke
>married to some ugly bum princess
Why would I need that anymore? I'm the son of a wealthy duke.

>> No.2516215

>>2516183
That's happiness in ignorance though.

>> No.2516222

>>2516215
Ignorance is bliss. It is true.

>> No.2516270

>>2516215
Would you rather be ignorant and happy, or knowledgeable and unhappy?

>> No.2516311

>>2516270
Knowledgeable and unhappy. If I wanted to be ignorant and happy I might as well just go and ask for a lobotomy, total ignorance and "bliss"

>> No.2516385

>>2516311
But it's not ignorant and happy. If you just say to yourself "my life is what I make it and my happiness is up to me" and quit trying to say you'll be happy only when you get something from life you'll be happy. They've also shown that people who put goals and material things as the source of their happiness are never satisfied with life because happiness from those goals is transitory and there's always something you'll never achieve.

>> No.2516422

>>2516385
Someone who's grown up locked up inside a dark cellar room and who's never seen the sun will probably be happy with what they have.

>> No.2516431

1. Escape and steal a boat and guns
2. Go to Somalia
3. ????
4. PROFIT

>> No.2516448

>>2516422
Likewise someone who's a wealthy businessman who's never learned to understand happiness will put a bullet in his brain.

Look, you seem incapable of reason so I'll explain further. In questioning people's level of happiness on a scale of 1 to 100 the average is around 70. People just having won the lottery put their happiness close to 100 while people having become paraplegic put theirs around 0. Guess what happens after a year though? They both put their happiness around 70 again. Winning the lottery won't make you happy just like becoming paraplegic won't make you unhappy. What makes us happy is deciding to be satisfied with our lives.

Call it what you want but it's the truth. We chose to be happy or unhappy on our own. Our situation has nothing to do with it.

>> No.2516457

[X] Schlick and wait for my nii-san to kill everyone in the room with a knife and EoDPN after consumating the marriage.

>> No.2516460

>>2515867
Enjoy my money, charge 100$ per thrust.

>> No.2516694
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2516694

Lie motionless in bed and let him have his way with me. At first give him a disapproving look, then frightened as he corners me in bed and positions his penis at my privates. Remain dismissively aloof as he starts pounding me, trying to not show any weakness until the strange new sensation finally gets too much and I let a moan escape.

Loli waifu becomes addicted to her husbando’s dick, a pure physical attraction eventually blossoms into full romance

GOOD END

>> No.2516706

>>2516694
That's disgusting.

>> No.2516720

>>2516694
excellent

>> No.2516755

>>2516694

I lol'd at the pic's caption. I've heard bitches say that so props to the writer.

>> No.2516764

>>2516755
I just squeezed that bitch. Bitches LOVE squeezes.

>> No.2516768

>>2516764
I have a hard time wrapping my mind around that usage of "squeeze"....

>> No.2516778

>>2516764

Sounds shitty when you translate it, something like "I..I...I'm.. Please don't stop! Don't stop! (let go)" and than she's done.

>> No.2516781

>>2516755
>I've heard bitches say that so props to the writer.

Are you sure you belong here?

>> No.2516786

>>2516781

Only come here because you guys post some good pics and shit. Keep up the good work you NEET's!

>> No.2516794

>>2516778
What?

>> No.2516798

>>2516794

What?

>> No.2516815

>>2516798
I'm assuming you're attempting an image translation.....?

>> No.2516823

>>2516786
>NEET's
An apostrophe does not belong here.

>> No.2516833

>>2516815

Nothing to attempt.

>> No.2516843

>>2516833
Now I REALLY have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread.

>> No.2516983

>>2516694

This is why /jp/ can't get any waifus or even lolis. You all want to be the little girl even though what you really want is to fuck one. Since you think you won't know what it is like to fuck a girl, you think it will be easier if you're the girl getting fucked. And that's why you don't act like a man around girls.

Prove me wrong but I'm sure >>>/rs/You_act_submissive_around_girls_you_like

>> No.2517077

1. Pay a maid to have sex with him.
2. Catch him in in the act adn accuse him
3. Kill him and kill the maid.
4. ????
5. Profit!

>> No.2517083

>>2517077
>and
Fixed

>> No.2517164

Present myself to the male protagonist's yandere because I lack the courage to commit suicide directly.

>> No.2517195

>>2516983

>>>/rs/I_haven't_been_interested_in_a_girl_my_age_since_high_school_and_she_was_taken.

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