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Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:56:30 2009 No.2498083 [Reply] [Original]

So, how long until Reimu develops deadly cancer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:58:30 2009 No.2498088 Reimu is the cancer killing Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:00:30 2009 No.2498095 cancer doesn't killed Raymoo, instead Raymoo killed cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:01:30 2009 No.2498096 File: 292 KB, 644x900, Reimu (73).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She won't, enjoy your light hearted magic girl setting courtesy of ZUN. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:03:30 2009 No.2498100 >>2498083 She won't, she prayed to the god of Radiation Protection to protect her from harmful radiation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:03:30 2009 No.2498103 it depends, how strong is cancer in danmaku?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:07:30 2009 No.2498118

Reimu doesn't read books.She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Reimu has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Reimu.
Reimu does not sleep. She waits.
If you have five dollars and Reimu has five dollars, Reimu has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Reimu's computer. Reimu is always in control.
Apple pays Reimu 99 cents every time she listens to a song.
Reimu can sneeze with her eyes open.
Reimu can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Reimu is suing Myspace for taking the name of what she calls everything around you.
Reimu destroyed the periodic table, because she only recognizes the element of surprise.
Reimu can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:12:30 2009 No.2498134 File: 16 KB, 193x170, 1237900975294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2498118

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Apr 27 07:14:30 2009 No.2498139

>>2498118

When Reimu does a push up, she's actually pushing Gensokyo down.
Reimu counted to infinity two times.
Reimu is so fast she can run around the world and smack herself in the back of the head with her gohei.
Reimu once shot down a German Fighter Plane by pointing her finger at it and yelling "Bang!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:15:30 2009 No.2498142 File: 249 KB, 500x1293, marisa cancer utsuho.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:18:30 2009 No.2498147 >>2498139 Having fun, creating Threads for the sole purpose of stupid randomness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:18:30 2009 No.2498148 When Reimu jumps into a swimming pool, Reimu doesn't get wet. Water gets Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:24:30 2009 No.2498162 File: 195 KB, 1250x1425, 3733865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, it's not like Reimu knows anyone with power over illnesses and things like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:47:30 2009 No.2498227 >>2498142 Awesome. Just awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:57:30 2009 No.2498261 >>2498083 >Reimu develops deadly cancer You mean she's working on a new spellcard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:04:30 2009 No.2498277 >>2498083 I doubt that "stars" with less brightness than a light bulb can cause enough radiation to cause cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:07:30 2009 No.2498291 File: 39 KB, 300x300, ml604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2498277 Because the only things that emit radiation are incredibly bright, yeah? Here, hold this rock for a minute. I'll be right back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:10:30 2009 No.2498301 >>2498277 God you're stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:17:30 2009 No.2498318 >>2498291 They are when they're supposed to be stars

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:18:30 2009 No.2498321 >>2498291 I will hold your rock because Uranium doesn't emit the kind of radiation that harms you by being near it. It is dangerous only if you eat or snort it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:19:30 2009 No.2498322 >>2498301 You're the one who's stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:22:30 2009 No.2498329 >>2498142 >>2498277 come to think of it, Marisa shoots stars(hapes) all the time. She's probably immune to stellar radiation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:23:30 2009 No.2498331 RADIATION IS DANGEROUS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:25:30 2009 No.2498335 >>2498321 Bitches don't know shit about my ultra high grade uranium ore. Srs, enjoy your radiation burns.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:29:30 2009 No.2498345

>>2498335
>Although they are safe to handle with your hands, it is prudent to wash your hands after handling the samples to prevent ingesting radioactive chips or fine particles that may fall of the rocks.

http://www.unitednuclear.com/super.htm

Yes I do know it. Uranium is not going to give you radiation burns. It is going to kill you with radon and possibly normal burns.

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