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24907796 No.24907796[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I get Yukari to take interest in me?

>> No.24912722

Go rollin into the human village with your homies and start lightin up the place.

>> No.24932446

>>24907796
Start shitposting online about your fantasies of being eaten alive by a cute youkai girl. I hear food tastes much better if it wanted to be eaten

>> No.24932881

>>24912722
based as fuck

>> No.24946756

>>24932881
Based on what?

>> No.24947032

>>24907796
Cum inside her gloves.

>> No.24948360

>>24907796
Probably be someone whose death or sudden disappearance matter very little to the outside world which, you probably already are. If she's as concerned about the Outside World's equilibrium as Gensokyo's, then such people would be frequent victims of spiriting away.
Then again, there's no incentive for her to give a fuck, so i think you're out of options. Maybe try to hang some fried tofu outside your house.

>> No.24948569
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>>24907796
If you will permit me to be extremely autistic for a moment, anon, there could potentially be an actual method, and that is lucid dreaming.
Canonically, Maribel Hearn (and a few other characters, I wager) made it into Gensokyo via dreams. Furthermore, Hearn herself considers the "subjective" constructs of reality to supercede the objective. And considering the nature of Gensokyo (a land replete with urban legends and myths made manifest), the potential for an actual convergence isn't impossible, at least within the canon of the works. Granted, this implies a lot of things, all of which are absolutely retarded, but all that should be irrelevant to you, who I presume are are shut-in NEET
If you want to try lucid dreaming, this might be your actual, legitimate chance. Even I was able to manipulate the things in my dreams, so it shouldn't be impossible for you. That said, it will require an autistic level of focus and dedication, but what else is an anon, if not those things?

>> No.24948982

>>24907796
Define interest
This is very fucking important when regarding fae like Yukari

>> No.24953783
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24953783

>>24948569
Astral projections could work to just astral project and go to gensokyo find yukari and give her your location in the world and she is going to watch you for some months and if she find you interesting she will take you to gensokyo

>> No.24953920

>>24948982
intertested in slowly murdering you

>> No.24967062

>>24948982
I want her to temporarily detach my head with a gap and have her sit on it

>> No.24986032
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>>24948360
Realistically, some neckbeard living in a developed nation shitposting on an imageboard isn't actually going to be a prime target. If we're looking for people who won't be missed if they suddenly disappear, Yukari would be much better off taking people from places where deaths and disappearances are to be expected anyway. Places like warzones, or anywhere with rampant criminal activity. Nobody's going to question a terrorist or hired thug disappearing. Some otaku who barely leaves the house? Sure, most people won't care, but a missing person investigation will usually be started anyway. If they have a job, a boss or coworker will probably file for one when they stop showing up for work. Even if they're a neet with no family or friends, a landlord or utilities provider will start one once the bills stop being paid. And assuming Yukari still cares about such things, snatching up a murderer or human trafficker to get eaten by youkai is much easier on the conscience than some shut-in whose only crime is not doing anything productive with their life.

>> No.24987865

>>24986032
So you need to be Mexican?

>> No.24987932

>>24987865
Or from sand land

>> No.24988360

>>24986032
Yukari has been doing this for over 1200 years
Any humanity or morality in her heart has long since died

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>>24988360
You never know. It really all depends on what motivates her. If she's playing a long game of some kind (which I personally think she is), I could see her holding onto some scrap of humanity over all that time compared to if she's just been living day to day for 1200+ years.

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>>24953783
brilliant. let us hope there are no obstructions to this plan

>> No.25044478

>>24907796
be a cute tsundere willing to solve incidents.

>> No.25048414

be a little boy for her to molest.

>> No.25050225

>>24907796
Cum inside her gloves twice

>> No.25083715

>>25050225
Cum belongs in her belly where she can turn it into more Yukaris

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