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2478319 No.2478319 [Reply] [Original]

How do you usually do the loli, /jp/? Or shota, since there's little difference, they both have tight holes waiting for you to love!

>> No.2478330

What are you talking about? Do the loli? I don't have sex with kids.

>> No.2478327

Well, I

>> No.2478332

don't like penises, so loli.

>> No.2478342
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>>2478330
It's a musical thing.

>> No.2478343

I feel them on my bones.

>> No.2478344

Having picked, washed, and drained the girl, put her clothes into a stewpan, with a gill of water and a blade of mace: let her simmer till all the flavour is extracted from her ; and strain the liquor through a sieve into another stew-pan containing fresh butter, anchovy essence, lemon juice, cayenne, and salt: shake in a sufficient quantity of flour to thicken, bring it to boil, and skim it: put it in the girl, and let her simmer five minutes.

Serves three.

>> No.2478350

Seriously. I don't get it, man.
Well, when I am about to fap to loli I grab my dick and some mineral oil (Feels good man) and start fapping. When I get to climax I violently rub my dickhead all over and shoot sperm a few feet.

That's about it.

>> No.2478354
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2478354

If it looks sexy...can I have a few add ons?

>> No.2478360

>>2478344
>put her clothes into a stewpan
You forgot to add loli.

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>>2478342
No it isn't. You only choices now are Jakuri thread or Jakuri thread.

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>>2478350
Also, when I do this my climax is so great that my legs shake and I can't help but let out a little shriek.

>> No.2478378
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2478378

>mineral oil (Feels good man)
Is this fact, or a clever ruse?

>> No.2478397

>>2478378
I can't imagine it would be any different than say, baby oil.

>> No.2478411

>>2478360
Cooking the girl? What are we, barbarians? I thought the recipe was about cooking the girl's clothes, already wet with her love juice, while fucking her and then eating a soup made of her fluids.

But to answer honestly, I dislike loli. Little children are horrifying and should be kept far away from me until I'm in a respectable age or the social norms preventing you from caving a child's skull in as retaliation when he tries to bite you no longer exist. I'd rather try my luck with raping giant squids. Hooked claw-tentacles can't be that bad.

>> No.2478422

>>2478397
>I can't imagine it would be any different than say, baby oil.
Pro tip: Mineral oil IS baby oil.

>> No.2478442

>>2478411
>Hooked claw-tentacles can't be that bad.
This man is bluffing, I can feel it in my bones.

>> No.2478446

>>2478411
Inb4 VaginaHead.

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>>2478411
I don't see how young girls are horrifying, though. Boys, and the other hand, are insufferable.

>> No.2478480

>>2478411
>Little children are horrifying
Only in 3D.

>> No.2478491

>>2478450

you just don't know how scary a bad loli can be! A woman on the other hand can only ruin you so much. A bad loli can ruin you forever...

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>>2478363
http://www.mediafire.com/?ndtoyzucgrq

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