/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does a /jp/ anon have such luxuries?

[Anonymous No.]

You know we don't

[Anonymous No.]

My laptop? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

My paternal instinct is kicking up now...I'm gonna go hug my dog for about an hour now...brb

[Anonymous No.]

>>2436316
This image always brings a little warmth to my ever frozen heart whenever I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

Chen is not Ran's biological daughter

/jp/ could go knock up Ran, she would have a real biological daughter to love, and then Chen would be thrown into the street with the rest of the mongrel cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>2436356

[Anonymous No.]

>>2436356
You are a fucking horrible person for ever thinking like that.

[Ayn !ji3CXASUKA No.]

>>2436356
It takes a truly cold-hearted prick to write something like that.

[Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f No.]

's a hole in my chest that can't be filled with anything else.
Thanks for rubbing salt in the wounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2436356

But that would mean, potentially, we could just swoop by and adopt her?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2437726

See, everybody wins.

Anonymous gets his Ninetails daughter because he's a fucking furfag, we get Chen because we are fucking furfags in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

No. I don't really have any friends, much less anything like a Chen/Ran relationship.

I fucking d'awwed at that pic though. I love the feeling I get from reading shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2436316

I have a seven year old sister. Yes, I do have such luxuries - and I love every minute of it. She's the cutest thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2437742

Live it up enough for all of us, oh luckiest of anons. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2436316

I wish I had Ran as a friend. I'm not even looking for sex or anything. Just being able to talk with her and having her as a friend would be enough to make me completely happy. And as we watch the fireworks over Moriya Shrine, she would fall asleep on my lap, no doubt because of eating too much tofu during the festival, a warm smile running across her face. I could hear a boisterous laughter erupt from behind me. I turn my head, careful to not disturb Ran's sleep, and I'm greeted with Alice holding a puppet show for the kids in the village. Some of the children are on their knees now, pointing and laughing as the puppets danced across the stage. I could see Alice laughing over the backdrop of the stage. The smell of yakitori and eel swims through the gentle breeze wafting through the shrine. I didn't get to have any, unfortunately; I managed to sneak more than a few bites of Keine's cooking as we prepared the food for the festival. I begin to feel my eyes droop. The warmth of Ran and the warm, caressing night would be too much for me as well. I'd slowly lean over to my left, head eventually resting on Ran's tail's. And I'd shut my eyes, making a silent promise to Ran that I would wake up to a new tomorrow with her.

And then I wake up to see the white walls of my room, the scent of undone laundry seeping thorough every single fabric in the room. What am I going to do today? Is it absolutely nothing? Go back to a bad job? Go to college and deal with the mindless monotonous activities of everyday life?

A single tear rolled down my cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of question is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2437742
I have an affectionate older sister, though I don't see her much anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not need anyone to love, I need only a method by which to destroy all of the ones I do not!

so ronery ;-;

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

You are invited to dinner with the Yakumos.

Do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2437883
No because people and I by association taste bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd happily give up my computer to have a Ran instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2437830
I, too, have an affectionate older sister.

Which is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2437830
I'd eat her stew

If you know what I mean