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So, I read in every eroge and anime loli likes to have their head patted. They always make cute faces when the main character does.

But when I patted the head of my cousin she took out my hand and said it was stupid.

Why eroge and anime lied to us? Where they got the idea kids like their head being patted? They clearly don't. Thanks to this now my cousin thinks I'm a homo or something.

>> No.2416152

Yeah, for some reason I can't explain they don't seem to enjoy it.

>> No.2416154

OP is a homo

>> No.2416160

I laughed.

Also I wish Noe from True Tears would do this to me.

>> No.2416155

You did it wrong. You have to say "yosh yosh" while doing it.

>> No.2416162

Your cousin isn't the entire world, Anon. I wouldn't particularly mind if you patted my head.

>> No.2416177

Last time I did it, the loli in question didn't complain. She didn't look exactly thrilled with the experience either.

>> No.2416176

OP can pat my head

internet headpat.jpg

>> No.2416180

It is because anime and eroge are made for losers who fail socially and are intimidated by real women. By having a female react well to being patted like that, it places the female in a submissive position. They aren't independent and scary anymore.

>> No.2416185

>>But when I patted the head of my cousin she took out my hand and said it was stupid.

"A-are you some kind of idiot? Knock it off! I'm not a kid anymore, you know..."

>> No.2416186

I want someone to pat my head.

I'd make some cute speak afterwards like afu or wawawawawa~

>> No.2416190

>>2416147

Cultural differences bro, think nothing of it.

>> No.2416197
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>>2416180
ow

pic related to OP, however

>> No.2416206

>>2416180
Strong women such as yourself is the cancer killing this generation. Fuck you, I don't a woman that is equal to me, I want a cute person by my side that rely on me not some work buddy talking about stock market.

Enjoy being alone.

>> No.2416210

wa wa wa wasuremono~

>> No.2416214

>>2416206
I'm male, bro. I never said that any of that is bad. I think that what I posted is a decent explanation, though.

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>>2416176

>> No.2416217

They prefer being kissed in the cheek. True story.

>> No.2416220

>>2416206
>Enjoy being alone.

The irony.

>> No.2416226

>>2416216
This'll never work. High fives require activeness on your part. Head pats do not. The feeling just isn't the same.

>> No.2416234

>>2416147
You patted a cute girl's head, enjoy your cock.

>> No.2416241

I don't think anyone would want to pat my head. Except maybe Nurgle. In fact, I don't think you can touch the hair itself from all the oil and dirt.

>> No.2416247

>>2416214
It's not a decent explanation at all. It's like saying that all cat owners are cowards who can't handle a rottweiler. Some people simply enjoy the presence of cats more.

>> No.2416253

>>2416147
Cousins don't generally like older cousins treating them like little kids, because they'd rather be treated like equals.

While your cousin might have, on one hand, enjoyed having his/her head patted, you also, on the other hand, made your cousin feel like a little baby.

And you are a nerd, so there's that aspect to consider, as well.

>> No.2416252

>>2416206
By wanting to have a partner that is dependent on you, you demonstrate that you don't actually love your partner. If you wanted the best for her then you would recognize that independence is required for one to get by in life. What if something happens to you? What if you split up? She's fucked. If you actually cared you would want to make sure that she has the skills and demeanor necessary to make it on her own. You can still have a relationship with her being in a submissive role, but that's different from wanting a dependent person.

>> No.2416250 [DELETED] 

>>2416206
By wanting to have a partner that is dependent on you, you demonstrate that you don't actually love your partner. If you wanted the best for her then you would recognize that independence is required for one to get by in life. What if something happens to you? What if you split up? She's fucked. If you actually cared you would want to make sure that she has the skills and demeanor necessary to make it on her own. You can still have a relationship with her being in a submissive role, but that's different from wanting a dependant person.

>> No.2416256

>>2416241
if you shampoo, I think most of us can pat your head

>> No.2416262

But head pats feel great, your loli is just ashamed to admit it that she likes it. I know because I sometimes pat my own head while fantasizing about my waifu.

So ronery.

>> No.2416265

>>2416247
Except cats aren't a product that is tailored to appeal to lonely geeks.

>> No.2416272

>>2416256
No way. I like the dandruff. The bacteria that grow on my hair are as my pets. And unlike cats and dogs and all other pet animals, they never leave my side.

I refuse to completely get rid of it until I care enough to get a petri dish and start growing them there.

>> No.2416274

>>2416265
fuck you, my cat loves me
I mean, when he was alive.

;_;

>> No.2416278

>>2416265
A cat is a great pet for a lonely geek.
If I was allowed to have a cat at my dorm apartment, I'd get one even if it meant I'd have to buy a collar for it and take it for a walk outside every day.

>> No.2416283

>>2416147
You don't pat you grab and fling them around a bit.

Kids are tough, they bounce when they hit the ground and they love attention.

>> No.2416284

>>2416180
>real sluts

I agree.

>> No.2416347

I can't wait for the signs at animecons to change from "free hugs" to "free headpats".

>> No.2416348
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>>2416265
LOL DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT?

>> No.2416369

>>2416348
I won't argue that they work very well for that purpose, but it's not their intention.

>> No.2416376

>>2416369
what is their intention?
besides being my fluffy cutiekins?

>> No.2416383

>>2416369
Their purpose is to catch mice, birds, and the occasional frog, right?

Seriously, what the fuck?
I don't see a pet as a "product" - only those handbag-dog hoes do that.

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2416388

ChenCat does not like being petted

she is too busy BALLIN'!!!!

>> No.2416394

>>2416388
STR8 BALLIN

>> No.2416398

>>2416383
Exactly. They're not a product. That's what I was saying.

>> No.2416410

How is a domesticated animal not a product?

>> No.2416419

>>2416410
It depends on the way you look at the word product. They're a product of domestication and they are sold in stores, but they are not man made. That may not have to do with the actual definition of product but it's what I meant. We've certainly affected many animals, but we didn't create them.

>> No.2416423

>>2416410
A farm animal isn't a pet.
A pet is part of your family (or, in our cases, the only family you see on a daily basis).

Sure it'll be a product if you treat it as such. See >>2416383

>> No.2416430

>>2416419
Is a chair no longer a product because wood is natural?

>> No.2416427

Both cats and dogs have been crafted specifically for the needs of humans through centuries of controlled breeding. They're cute and submissive because we made them that way.

>> No.2416425

I feed and spend time with stray cats. I even get them to vet for vaccination. They come back every day.They are the only living beings that care about me. ;_;

>> No.2416435

>>2416430
No. Chairs are man-made. Milk, on the other hand, are not products. Fruits aren't either. Same thing with meat as well.

>> No.2416436

>>2416430
the wood remains so, until it is assembled into a chair, which can be of various material

>> No.2416444

ITT semantics

>> No.2416447

>>2416436
It's already considered a product the moment the wood becomes lumber.

>> No.2416464

>>2416447
Unless it's a cultivated forest.
In that case the tree is a product when it's planted in the soil. Just like a pig on a farm is a product. Sure it's not the final product that you see in the stores, but it's there for nothing more than making money for the farmer.

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If you love the person patting your head then it's pretty awesome.
It's some creepy older male stranger, then not so much.

>> No.2416468

>>2416464
A pig isn't a product. Pork is.

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>>2416348

>> No.2416488

>>2416468
Domestic pigs are products. Wild boars are not.

>> No.2416512

>>2416474
sauce

>> No.2416525

>>2416147
For an encore, try to figure out what is acceptable human behavior by marathoning Spongebob Squarepants.

>> No.2416537

>>2416525
At least the main character has a job and friends.

Unlike /jp/.

>> No.2416545

My 5 year old loli cousin loves it when I pat her head. But my mom and her mom thinks it's weird that I'm treating her like a kitten. The cute thing is when every I pat her head she hugs me and says "meow". I HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH.

>> No.2416548

In the west, head patting is usually equated with someone treating them like a little kid.

>> No.2416551

>>2416512
Houkago Play

Go read it right the fuck now.

>> No.2416552

>>2416545
FUUUCK

>> No.2416559

>>2416537

Fuck you I'm an accountant. But you're right I don't have any friends. What little friends I had, I lost them through working 60 hours a week.

>> No.2416573

>>2416559
That's a pretty good reason.
The only person I really consider my friend is a true bro even though we see each other pretty rarely.

The contact with people I thought of as friends in my classes during my basic education through high school all stopped contacting me after we graduated. And I never put in any real effort to contact them.

>> No.2416577

>>2416537
Ouch.

>> No.2416582

>>2416545

I'm so jealous...

>> No.2416593

>>2416559
Is accounting enjoyable?

>> No.2416598

>>2416559

I grew up a military brat. Friends only serve to make you weaker.

Rock steady, Anon.

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>>2416598
Fascinating.

>> No.2416609

>>2416593

If you become a tax accountant like me, you can keep your shut in ways. You don't have to talk to anyone. Most of the other tax accountants in the department are closet weeaboos or just geeks. You'll get along with them for the most part if you don't start arguing about Watchmen(happened during work and the manager didn't know what the fuck was going on...fucking normalfag). Starting salary for tax accountant positions in an Accounting firm generally falls between 50k-60k. But it's pretty tedious. The good thing is that noone ever comes down here to check up on us so I play VN's at work during off season and listen to Touhou remixes all the time without anyone saying anything.

>> No.2416613

Yeah my friends hate when I do that to them but I love their reaction so I do it anyway. It also helps that they are nearly a foot shorter than me so they are loli in proportion to me.

>> No.2416621

>>2416609
Thanks. Seems like my kind of job. Is it hard to get into? I mean, is it important to have good connections?

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>>2416180
>real women

>> No.2416632

>>2416626
Yeah, I suppose /jp/ is the wrong place to talk about that. We'd have to leave our house to have any experience there.

>> No.2416633

>>2416621

If you want to get into a good company then yeah connections help alot. It's not that hard though. Just join an accounting club at your college. It's filled with Asians and Jews and again, most of them are closet weeaboos and geeks. Alot of accounting clubs will have recruiters come to your school and give presentations. Just suck up to them. Or at least shake their hand and introduce yourself to him everytime he is shows up. As long as he remembers your name and associates it with a polite guy that greets him all the time, your chances of getting hired goes up exponentially. I got hired at my company over a classmate with a 3.89 GPA, president of the accounting club and some national honors club. I had a shitty 3.02 GPA and wasn't an officer in any club. I just said hello to the recruiter guy everytime I saw him.

>> No.2416646

>>2416147
You see, most nerdy men like to have their head petted. Nothing wrong with it. It's either got something to do with nerve endings in the scalp, dirty hair, or human contact -likely all three.

>> No.2416647

>>2416633
That doesn't sound too bad. I'll definitely look into it some more. Thanks for answering my questions.

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>>2416609
If I was any good at math I might take your suggestion.

>> No.2416653

>>2416265
But you were talking about 3D women, who aren't products either.

>> No.2416656

>>2416651

Accounting isn't really very math oriented. The most complicated things you have to do is add, subtract, multiply and divide. Accounting is more memorizing procedures, laws, protocol than just straight up calculating shit.

>> No.2416657

Dunno, I do it all the time, but I mean it in a demeaning manner, so I understand people might not like it.

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My older sister used to do it to me. Of course she also treated me like a dog by putting doggie treats into my snacks before.

>> No.2416677

>>2416662
Sounds like she secretly wanted to put a collar on you and fuck you raw.

>> No.2416679

>>2416653
I think he was talking about head patting in anime and eroge.

>> No.2416685

I think it's got something to do with intimacy. Most people who aren't close to you won't like it.

>>2416474
>>2416477
If I ever get a girlfriend, I'll try this.

>> No.2416724

My cousin just laughed and would start patting my head randomly as well.

Sucks to be you OP.

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>>2416252
You raise a very valid point.

As for me, I enjoy either role.

>> No.2417090

>>2416197
So likable.
>>2417068
Oh, damn.
We're fucked, she's got Evil Eye Sigma's anti-pedo protection!

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