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Best plot twist ever.

>> No.2409742

>>2409741
What the shit?

>> No.2409758

over 9000 hours in ms paint

>> No.2409766

"No X you are the Y
And then X was a Z."
Not
"No X you are the Y
And then X was a Y."

So maybe "And then Battler was a Warlock."

>> No.2409776

Maria is Beatrice

>> No.2409785

>>>/rs/Battler_is_the_real_culprit

>> No.2409797

Gohda is Natsuhi.

>> No.2409798

No Battler, you are the witches.

And then Battler was a furniture.

>> No.2409800

>>2409758
Or less than two minutes using ONScripter. Editing the game isn't hard, I could write a whole new scene if I wanted.

>> No.2409816

>>2409800
Make Battler have sex with Beatrice.

>> No.2409834

>>2409800
Gives us a Sakutarou/Stake orgy scene.

>> No.2409832

>>2409816
>Make goatman have sex with Battler

>> No.2409828

>>2409800
Make Battler have sex with Battler.

>> No.2409842
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>>2409834
This scene is Kanon.

>> No.2409844

Bern & 34 hijack.

Beato gets raped by every single male character.
and then we learn she gave them all magical aids

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>>2409842

>> No.2409848
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>>2409816
Sorry, random references to sex aren't inherently funny outside of /b/.

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2409855

>>2409845

>> No.2409858

>>2409848

>>2409845 and >>2409842 show otherwise.

>> No.2409862

>>2409848
great one!

can you import characters from other games?
Shiki kills Battlers denial

>> No.2409867

Battler gotted his blue spear of truth and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the stakes
"I will shoot at him" said the Beato and he fired the red sword of truth. Battler truthed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the witches" he shouted
The Maria said "No, Battler. You are the witches"
And then Battler was a furniture.

>> No.2409880

Does this mean someone will finally do a complete Umineko: Full Life Consequences run?

>> No.2409872
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2409872

Over 9000 reference please

>> No.2409875

>>2409741
"Ushiromiya eva waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were witches in the mansion. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Hideyoshi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Eva was a housewife for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the forest and she said to dad "I want to be on the forest daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY WITCHES"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the mansion of rokkenjima she knew there were witches.
"This is Battler" the radio crackered. "You must fight the witches!"
So Eva gotted his shotgun and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the witches
"I will shoot at her" said the stake and she fired herself. Eva shotaed at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the witches" she shouted
The radio said "No, Eva. You are the Witches"
And then Eva was Beatrice."

>> No.2409908

>>2409880
Where the hell that shit comes from anyway?

>> No.2409916
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2409916

Speaking of weird Umineko shit, did the anon doing these ever post Kanon? He's the only missing character from the main cast, dammit.

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>> No.2410095
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GOLDSMITH FREEMAN WHO WAS KINZO'S BROTHER WAS ONE DAY IN A MANSION TYPING ON HIS FURNITURE
HE GOT AN EMAIL FROM BATTLER SAYING THAT WITCHES AND DEMONS WERE ATTACKING HIS PLACE AND AKSED HIM FOR HELP
SO HE WENT

>> No.2410102

GOLDSMITH FREEMAN GOT HIS FURNITURE SHUT DOWN AND WET ON THE PLATFORM TO GO UP TO THE ROOF OF THE MANSION WHERE HE LEFT HIS MOTORCYCLE AND NORMAL PEOPLE CLOSE BECAUSE HE WAS IN HIS PAJAMAS
GOLDSMITH FREEMAN GOT ON HIS MOTORCYCL AND SAID
"IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE
FULL
LIFE
CONSEQUENCES"
SO HE HAD TO GO

>> No.2410118
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GOLDSMITH FREEMAN RAMPED OFF THE BUILDING AND DID A BACKFLIP AND LANDED
HE KEPT DRIVING DOWN THE SEA AND MADE SURE THERE WAS NO WITCHES AROUND BECAUSE HE DDINT HAVE SPELLS

THE COUNTRYSIDES WERE NICE AND PLANTS WERE SINGING AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY
THE MOOD WAS SET FOR GOLDSMITH FREEMANS QUEST TO HELP BATTLER WHERE HE WAS

>> No.2410130
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GOLDSMITH FREEMAN LOOKED AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDES AND SAID
"IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME AND HELP MY GRANDSON TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS"
GOLDSMITH FREEMAN WAS LATE SO HE HAD TO DRIVE REALLY FAST. A FURNITURE CAR WAS HIDDEN NEAR BY SO WHEN GOLDSMITH FREEMAN WENT BY KANON CAME AND WANTED TO GIVE HIM A TICKET
HERE GOLDSMITH FREEMAN SAW THE FIRST MONSTER BECAUSE KANON WAS POSESSED AND HAD STAKES

>> No.2410140

"I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY RING FURNITURE" GOLDSMITH FREEMAN SAID
"WHY NOT?" SAID KANON BACK TO GOLDSMITH FREEMAN
"BECAUSE YOU ARE WITCH ZOMBIE" SO GOLDSMITH FREEMAN SHOT THE OFICER IN THE HEAD AND DROVE OFF THINKING "MY GRANDSON IS IN TROUBLE THERE" AND WENT FASTER

>> No.2410154

GOLDSMITH FREEMAN HAD TO GO FASTER LIKE THE SPEED OF SOUND AND GOT THERE FAST BECAUSE BATTLER NEEDED HIM WHERE HE WAS
GOLDSMITH FREEMAN LOOKED AT ROAD SIGNS AND SAW "ROKKENJIMA" WITH SOMEONS WRITING UNDER IT SAYING "U SHUDNT COME HERE" SO GOLDSMITH FREEMAN ALMOST TURNED AROUND BUT HEARD SCREAMING LIKE BATTLER SO HE WENT FASTER AGAIN
GOLDSMITH FREEMAN DROVE IN AND DID ANOTHER FLIP N JUMPED OFF HIS MOTORBIKE AND THE MOTORBIKE TOOK OUT SOME WITCH ZOMBIES INFRONT OF GOLDSMITH FREEMAN

>> No.2410165

GOLDSMITH FREEMAN SMILED AND WALKED FAST
GOLDSMITH FREEMAN THEN LOOKED ON THE GROUND AND FOUND WNCHESTR SO HE PICKD IT UP AND FIRED FAST AT ZOMBIE GOATS IN FRONT OF A MANSION
GOLDSMITH FREEMAN SAID "ZOMBIE GOATS LEAVE THIS PLACE" AND THE ZOMBIE GOATS SAID "BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE" AND GOLDSMITH FREEMAN FELT SORRY FOR THEM BECAUS THEY COULDNT LIVE THERE ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY WERE ZOMBIE GOATS SO HE BLEW UP THE HOUSE AND KILLED THE ZOMBIE GOATS SO THEY WERE A PIECE

>> No.2410174

THEN GOLDSMITH FREEMAN HERD ANOTHER SCREAM FROM HIS GRANDSON SO HE KEPT WALKING REALLY FASTER TO GET WHERE HE WAS
ROKKENHOLDM WAS NOTHING LIKE THE COUNTRYSIDES THERE WAS NO BIRDS SINGING AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD AND TEH DIRT WAS MESSY AND BLOODY FROM WITCHES
WHEN GOLDSMITH FREEMAN GOT TO WHERE THE SCREAMING WAS STARTED FROM THE HE FOUND HIS GRANDSON BATTLER FREEMAN FIGHTIN THE FINAL WITCH AND BATTLER SAID "GOLDSMITH FREEMAN! OVER HERE!" SO GOLDSMITH FREEMAN WENT THERE TO WHERE BATTLER FREEMAN WAS FIGHTING

>> No.2410183

Where's mah duel disk Beatrice?

>> No.2410185

GOLDSMITH FREEMAN FIRED HIS STAKE FROM TEH GUN REALLY FAST AND THE STAKE WENT AND SHOT THE FINAL WITCH IN THE EYES AND THE FINAL WITCH COULDNT SEE
BATTLER FREEMAN SAID "ITS TIME TO END THIS ONES AND FOR ALL!" AND FINGERED THE FINAL WITCH IN THE FACE AND THE FINAL WITCH FELL. GOLDSMITH FREEMAN SAID "THANKS I COULD HELP, GRANDSON" AND BATTLER FREEMAN SAID "YOU SHOULD COME HERE EARLIER NEXT TIME AND THEY LAUGHED.

>> No.2410192
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THE LAUGHED OVERED QUICKLY THOUGH BECAUSE GOLDSMITH FREEMAN YELLED "LOOK OUT GRANDSON!" AND POINTED UP TO THE TOP OF THE SKY
BATTLER FREEMAN LOOKED UP AND SAID "NOO! GOLDSMITH FREEMAN RUN OUT OF HERE FAST AS YOU CAN!" AND GOLDSMITH FREEMAN WALKED REAL FAST OUT
GOLDSMITH FREEMAN LOOKED BACK AND SAW BATTLER GET STEPPD ON BY THE NEXT WITCH AND HE WAS MAD AND ANGRY
"I'LL GET YOU BACK, EVIL WITCH!" GOLDSMITH FREEMAN YELLED AT THE TOP OF LUNGS
to be continued..?

>> No.2410278
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2410278

Can someone upload the ep3 arc.nsa to megaupload or mediafire?

>> No.2410354
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2410354

UU!

>> No.2410355

>>2410095
>>2410102
>>2410118
>>2410130
>>2410140
>>2410154
>>2410165
>>2410174
>>2410185
>>2410192
FUCK YEAR

>> No.2410395
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>>2410183
BOKU NO TRUUUURN!
*cakcle*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle!!!!!!

>> No.2410399

>>2410278
FUCKING AWESOME

>> No.2410553
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Umineko: Full Life Consequences:
http://www.mediafire.com/?imnnzmy2t3i

Extract the zip (containing 0.txt) to your Umineko folder (the folder you run it from, in the case of a translation it's the translation folder), rename/move/delete nscript.dat (deleting it permanently screws up your game, though, not recommended) and just start playing. Should be compatible with every version.

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>>2409916
Superior genji.

Also, the ''live'' cast was made by more than one anon

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