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Omg hai ^___^ Im Rika-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ 4chan <3 and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>> No.2407954

Needs Touhou version.

>> No.2407953

so where did u copy/paste this shit from?

>> No.2407956
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Omg hai there - . - I'm Tsugumi-san and I absolutely looooathe -_____- humans </3 especially takeshi!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the WORST day of my life when I met my ded husband takeshi!! <//////////////////3 OMFGZ HE WAS SUUUUCH AN ANNOYING PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! >______< When I walked onto LeMU -________- I looked up and saw... TAKESHI!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////33333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ ANATA BAKA TAKESHI-SAN!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [-.-;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a souvenir shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE CHICKEN SANDWICHES!!! RLY!! >_____< *(;_;)* *(;_;)* *(;_;)*] then I saw You, that baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO I DUN LIKE HIM BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH KID CAUSE TAKESHI-SAMA CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT HOLOGRAMS!!! (then takeshi held me close O_______O; and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (X_x)/ then he went into a washing machine and set it on heavy duty!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>> No.2407958

>>2407953
it's old as shit

>> No.2407966

>>2407956
WHOEVER WROTE THIS I WISH THIS PERSON DEAD

>> No.2407969

>>2407966
Come on, the chicken sandwiches part was pretty funny.

>> No.2407970

>>2407954
Omg hai ^___^ Im Reimu-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ Gensokyo <3 and my fav is the forest and scarlet devil mansion!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot wife Remilia!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Human village street =^____^= I looked up and saw REMILIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII REMILIA-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!

she looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then she saw how hot I am *___* she grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a yakitori shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TONGUE TASTED LIKE HUMAN BLOOD!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing her with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY WOMAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH SAKUYA CAUSE REMILIA-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Remilia held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! She kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to her mansion and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became vampires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>> No.2407971

>>2407956
Fuck yeah Tsugumi.

>> No.2407972

>>2407956
Someone mod this into the game

>> No.2407973

Omg (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Im Anonymous and I absolutely luuuv ಠ_ృ Fourchan ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪ and my fav is the anime and yuri boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot waifu illya!! ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN moe IN PERSON!!! Supa moe desu!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!

When I walked onto Tokyo street looked up and saw&ILLYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ｯ!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA MOE ILLYA-CHAN!!!!! I yelled then she turned tsuntsun then deredere!!

she looked at me (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and then he saw how hot I am ( ≖‿≖) she grabbed my hand and let me knead her delicious flat chest (´・ω・)つ|・・|then pulled me behind a coffee shop （￣へ￣） and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SNOW!!! RLY!! ( ´∀`) （ﾟДﾟ;) ( ´∀`) \(°∀°)ﾉ \(°∀°)ﾉ\(°∀°)ﾉ then I saw some baka fat bastard watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! （￣へ￣）; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY GIRL WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TAIGA CAUSE ILLYA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! ಠ_ಠ then illya held me close (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and said she would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! she let me knead her again!!!!!!! ** (´・ω・)つ|・・| then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became holy grails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ

>> No.2407976

This thread is physically painful to read.

>> No.2407978
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>> No.2407984

Tl;dr.

>> No.2407987

◔◡◔

>> No.2407993

idk wtf

>> No.2407995

>>2407956
>>2407971
Who is Tsugumi and what is she from?

>> No.2407996

>>2407970
I so loved this version. But it's me who's going to have vampire babies with her, not you.

>> No.2408000

>knead her delicious flat chest (´・ω・)つ|・・|t

oh fuck I had totally forgotten this. Good one.

>> No.2408008

*holds up spork()*

>> No.2408011

>>2407995
this

>> No.2408020

>>2408011
71reve

>> No.2408022

>>2408020
...wat? The google, it does nothing.

>> No.2408025

>>2408022
Have you tried adding Tsugumi to the mix? It works wonders.

>> No.2408027
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>>2407956
>>then he went into a washing machine and set it on heavy duty!!!!!!!!

>> No.2408030

>>2408025
lolokthanks

>> No.2408031

>>2408022
Ever 17

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