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I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate.

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.2387635

Ok you know when you use that fucking image, its a troll thread. SAGE SAGE SAGE

>> No.2387640

the kid goes back home shouting about the gaijin he beat up

>> No.2387642

So you got your ass handed to you.
Fascinating.

>> No.2387646

Hey it's aikido guy. Aikido guy hasn't posted in a while!

Hey if like a piano's falling on me from a high rise can aikido give me the strength to toss it aside like a wet towel?

>> No.2387652

>>2387642

Yes, I was destroyed but thanks to that, I'm now a better person.

I learn about peace and love.

>> No.2387656

>>2387646

If the angles and timing are correct, it would be possible.

>> No.2387657

>>2387646
Of course, be it one piano or ten, Akido will allow you to block it with ease.

>> No.2387669

Aikido is the Lucky Star of martial arts.

>> No.2387673

>>2387669

I don't see anything wrong about that. Lucky Star was an amazing show.

>> No.2387680
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>>2387673
I am willing your death.

>> No.2387711

>>2387680
I liked both Gurren Lagann and Lucky Star.

>> No.2387718

>>2387711
I actually enjoyed Gurren Lagann. It was entertaining.

>> No.2387723

I thought Lucky Star was a pretty cool show. But then, I was never an indie kid in high school, so I never really got conditioned into hating things just because they are popular.

>> No.2387728

>>2387718
that show had me at the drills.

the flashy colors and tits where a bonus

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>>2387628

>> No.2387736

>>2387723
i tolerated lucky star, then it got popular and i threw my harddrive into a lake to stop me from becoming one of "them"

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>>2387628
>Noboru Takeda

>> No.2387756
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2387756

MOTHERFUCKING

You know what, all the asian martial arts are weak.

Marines and special forces would EASILY beat martial arts "masters".

Why? Because martial arts are sports. Special forces training teaches how to kill.

So OP, go to any martial arts school. They won't teach you how to kill a man, they will teach you forms and other useless shit. Sure, its good for you and healthy exercise, but it won't help when you are in a real combat situation.

>> No.2387770

>>2387756
Except real combat situations are fought with mortars and missiles at long distance. Nobody fights close combat anymore.

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