Monster Girl Thread

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Never bring Raiju-chan to Gremlin-chan's lab.

[Anonymous No.]

Holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706872
don't tell me what to do

[Anonymous No.]

Hounds

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Threadly reminder

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This thread has been claimed by sabbath cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>attending a wonderland ball with your dormouse wife!
>schmoozing with all the wonderland bigwigs!
>accidentally offend the queen of hearts!
>get cursed with shotafication!
>your dormouse wife is now the big spoon!

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>>23706889
>>23706917
Mamono I would love to fuck.

>>23706872
>>23706901
Mamono I'm neutral on.

>>23706881
>>23706890
>>23706898
Mamono I wouldn't fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706719
Quebecois Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706934
Go write a blog fag, no one cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706951
Eating poutine with a curvy canadian yeti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706934
>Not wanting to fuck holsts
I'm sorry to say, anon, but you're gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706962
Isn't that like seafood sausage? Or am I thinking of boudin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706977
French fries, cheese curds, and gravy, the hottest appetizer at Selkie's Diner

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706974
Like anyone’s getting an erection around any of them with the profile hair.
Goddamn coconut heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706977
Nah, poutine is fries with gravy and cheese curds, it's very good.

Note: It is not a poutine if it does not have cheese curds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707000
You don't know what's good for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706881
Dairy and farmgirls are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706974
>fat
>dumb
>oppai
>lactation fetish
Not everyone has an Oedipus complex, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707023
What a pure and loveable monstergirl!

[Anonymous No.]

Moo.

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>>23707073
Who ever said Holts were dumb and fat?
What's wrong with Big tits and aforementioned tits serving their biological purpose?
Are you gay or a lolifag or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707099
Choccy moo.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons what's better good or evil?

[Anonymous No.]

The blueberry milk maid has arrived!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707023
I know what's good for me: milk. My bones will be the strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707179
Good
You can trust and depend on them, always and forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707179
A proper balance of yin and yang is best. This usually means yin on your dick and yang on your face or vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707182
I wonder if ushi-onis can make good clothes like normal arachne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707182
>blueberry milk
does that taste good just like strawberry milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707179
As long as they make me feel good, it doesn't really matter, does it?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl healing ancient evil/villain anon

[Anonymous No.]

all human boys are destined to lose to tailpussy

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>>23707219
KC said the threads from an ushi is as fine as straw rope. Not too sure if you can make good clothes out of straw rope, but she will definitely try!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707268
False, I desire to lose to demon pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707293
So could you make tatami mats out of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707265
>Not villain anon corrupting hero monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707268
Can I get my tail and pussy separate?
>>23707310
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707073
Holsts are pretty muscular underneath that thin layer of fat, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the easiest way to make big bad monster girls like manticores, hellhounds or ushis cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707346
Tell them you don't love them.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone remember the name of the story where a group of Eros girls train some more violent monsters to be nicer to their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707352
but that will make me cry through rape intead.

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>>23707268
imagine losing your virginity to a manticore's tailpussy of all the places you could be sticking it to, lmao. all these boys getting lucky enough to lose their virginity to blowjobs and vaginal and you just happen to lose yours to a fucking manticore's tail of all things. would you really want your first time be on tailpussy?

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>>23707073
Hey leave his fat ugly promiscuous momma out of this. There is no need to make it personal anon. Some people have shit taste and shit mommas. I'm glad my own ugly skank momma isn't alive to see how bad 4chan has gotten.

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>>23707382
>blowjob
>lucky
pathetic

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>>23707385
Is... is this lactation denial? Is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707385
can you fix a holstaur's inverted nipples by sucking on them hard and constantly?

[Anonymous No.]

Best mamono for HateSex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707403
you have no idea how intense, exciting, and exhilarating it gets when getting a blowjob for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707382
> would you really want your first time be on tailpussy?
>venom allows you to stay hard for hours
>dozens of orgasms a day
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707425
>every time you walk by a holst, pinch her tatas to pop her nips out
Sounds like a good way to receive free, unsolicited sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707437
Nacho

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful I hear minotaur bandits are kidnapping farmhand anons and "milking" them for a change

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707437
gazer, atlach nacho, selkie, elf

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>>23700718
Finally you can learn to make both kinds of Bavarian cream! There is a stinger where the co-star Maid Torder leaves the table set for dinner. before leaving. The frustrated Hellhonds sneak back into the empty room. Hellhound Bully#2 picks up the lobster pick and glares at it. The camera does a close up on the complex metalwork on the utensil. There is a small engraving of a stylized hammer on the lobster pick. Intense music plays. Fade to black. Then writing on the screen tells us: Poor Little Anon will be Hounded again. It was a good movie. Tenoutoften.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707437
A bratty Baphomet. Choke her like that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you embraced Wonderland yet?

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>>23707103
Not gay or into lolis. And I'm not into lactation. Babies breastfeeding is fine, but I don't want in on that.

>>23707331
That's even worse.

>>23707389
lel

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>>23707320
Sweet. I’d love to see a mountain reclusive Ushi-Oni’s abode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707517
>That's even worse.
Ya wot? Don't talk to me or my dairy cow ever again.

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>>23707506
I don't like Wonderland. Some of the girls from Wonderland are nice, but I wouldn't live there.

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>>23707506
>implying I haven't
Three of my favorite species are from Wonderland, and it as a location fits more fantasies of mine than nearly any other region of the MGE world.

>>23707546
I have no use for cows anyways.

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Monsters in swimwear

[Anonymous No.]

Why are zipangu monster girls such NEETs?
>Oomukade
>Live in dark places only leaving for food and a breeding partner
>Ushi-Oni
>Live in mountain caves only leaving for food and a breeding partner
>Ryu
>Live in shrines dedicated to them with shirohebi servants taking care of their every whim

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706872
Mofu? Mofu!

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>>23707649
I don't know, but they're all the better for it. Oomukade are top tier mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

Not in the last 7 posts of the thread! I want a harem of kiss-slut ghouls!

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop insect girl infestations?

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>>23707753
You can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707785
I want an Oomukade maid to feed me her venom and pussy juice while giving me a back massage with her tail legs.

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>>23707753
Get spider a maid.

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>>23707103
not liking massive chests does not make one gay. i like tallflats and flat shorties but also short stacks and lolis. i'm an ass man and so long as there isn't an absurd amount of fat on her chest all is well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707649
it is the nature of zipangu, dreaded island of the hikko-hikko moori

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>>23707382
yeah that's actually my dream to lose to tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707506
i only like humpty

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707382
But I'm already used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707506
there's no one there that wants to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707649
why is Zipangu pretty tame compared to Mist Continent?

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>>23707382

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>>23707506
I don't like the way it twists your mind. I want to remain lucid and sane, thank you very much.

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I don't think a Manticore would even want to rape me.

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>>23707890
No monsters are as honest with their desires, anon. You'll be raped until you're mad.

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>>23707437
Ratas or nukis after being scammed/blackmailed by one.

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>>23707506
It's /d/ within /d/ and thus too much for my puritan soul. Also, I don't like the gimmicks most girls have. Just send me to Chyna.

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>>23707437
Umi Osho are designed for it.
Otherwise, I'd say Cheshires or Mindflayers.

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>>23706719
>This game will never be completed
Sadyeti.

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>>23707972
why would you hate a cute little idol turtle?

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>>23707996
Umi Osho are turbo-masochist powerbottoms. Hatefucking them is the greatest show of lewd affection you can give one.

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>>23707994
Never say never...

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>>23707506
>implying
If portal day happens and I'm not immediately captured by a Trumpart, I'll be disappointed.

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>>23707238
It's good stuff man

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>>23708041
how will her fans react to it?

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>>23707506
One of my wives is from wonderland if that counts.

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>>23707437
nacha. They can even magically make you mad if you're someone who has a hard time feeling strong emotions.

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>>23708041
I just want to love on my monstergrill, I don't want to choke and beat her.

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>>23707346
Tell them that their harsh treatment of you makes you want to kill yourself

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>>23708098
Understandable. Umi Osho are for sadists. They get turned on by violence during sex, and Umi Osho couples can be completely saccharine and snuggly outside of sadistic sex.

>>23708090
I'd whip her in front of her fans. Force her to masturbate with oversized toys. Spread her open with a speculum so they can all see their idol's hole that I'm about to fill. If any of her fans are cute, I might invite her to join in.

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Why are petting zoos so expensive?

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>>23708161
because it's a heavy petting zoo!

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>>23708161
It's hard to maintain stock because every customer end up walking away with the merchandise.

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>>23708191
>get new exotic monstergirl for the petting zoo
>first man that comes through and pets her ends up walking out the front gate with her wrapped around him
>out thousands of dollars now

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>>23706872
Skunk MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708208
>implying the MGs don’t pay to get added to the zoo

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>>23708161
That's almost $200, easily affordable, especially compared to American prostitutes

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>>23708224
Oh fuck, actually a brilliant business model. A petting zoo for men to find their mates, ditto for the monstergirls.

Big bucks right here.

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>>23708255
Both male and monstergirl have to pay an membership fee, but you provide a safe and clean center to meet at!

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>>23708267
Also, advertising. So much advertising.

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>>23708314
Mostly geared to lonely men
Monstergirls need little to no motivation to find a husband.
It's going to be harder to encourage emotionally wounded guys, normal-but-not-fitting-in-with-the-times guys or hermits to take the percieved risk of entering a relationship. Little do they know the perfection waiting for them

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A low level hero gets lost in monster girl territory how long before he gets caught by a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

What are some things your waifu/s does for you that you really appreciate?
What do you do for her/them in return?

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>>23708171
and they pet your cock with their wombs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707506
Mad hatter is one of my favorite species and in my theoretical harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708371
The moment he approached the territory he was under surveillance

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>>23706998
>Selkie's DIner
>Yetis order the family-size poutine for their meal, just a mountain of fries and cheese curds on a pan
>Yuki-chan gets a white chocolate iced coffee at the bar and tells Selkie-san all about her day at school
>White Horn-san brings the Snuggle Scouts in later for a special treat after their outdoor rescue training, they get one big table in the middle of the diner
>Yeti-chan babysits the Wendi girls at home, Wendimom and Wendidad get a little peace and quiet at the bar over brandy and whiskey
>The Wendis get a little too intimate in their coat after a few drinks

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>>23708399
I want to stop by for a steak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708378
I appreciate the fact she brings home fresh meat to eat every night. So in return I cook it up for her and we have a nice dinner together.

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>>23708399
I want to treat one of the delinquent ice wolves to some BBQ, trying to convince her to stay in school and keep studying.

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>>23708399
Does the Ice Queen deign to grace Selkie's Diner with her patronage?

>>23708465
A good choice, they are skilled in the preparation of stretchy meats and steaks to please their Wendi clientele.

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>>23708493
>Does the Ice Queen deign to grace Selkie's Diner with her patronage?
The Ice Queen will occasionally stop by for a tall, black coffee to chat with Selkie-san and feel some warmth. She'll be kind and give Selkie-san advance notice when she's coming so she can borrow a White Horn coat, Yeti scarf, and slip into her arctic seal bag

[Anonymous No.]

Hotblooded yukionna and quiet, unassuming salamander.

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what are things wight do only when she think no one is looking?

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>>23708609
Listen to Nickelback.

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>>23708549
Nice of her Majesty, but that advance notice won't do much good for that handsome young traveller popping in for a cuppa.

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>>23708609
Be black.

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>>23708626
>tfw my favorite snow girl has the same regular diner order as me

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>>23708684
You can be sure that Selkie-chan will have something special for the two of you the next time you come into her diner. You'll both get one large order of your favourite dish to share.

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>>23708626
>Ice Queen glares at the nice young man and points at him
>"You there, you're in my presence in a t-shirt and shorts, yet you are not hugging yourself and your knees are not knocking from cold like all the others, explain"
>"I'm dead inside, the weather's not too bad either"

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>>23708709
>Visit the diner at the same time as an Ice Queen
>Selkie-chan seats us together and brings out a large pot of black coffee for us to share

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>>23708549
I bet she has a scary bodyguard, maybe a Frost Salamander, or a Tsurara-onna in a suit.

[Losenis No.]

Hello hi I'm not dead yet

Chapter 12 of All's Fair in Love and War's rewrite
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D2KwwOS4QJimEPrmm7lwdPYIlAq7spOoqJx3hXPndnk/edit?usp=sharing
https://pastebin.com/LF16gBMU

Index of chapters
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RvRBbkascUinQcYvNuXBYH-oQ_EOZSIiDIRLF0NBDek/edit?usp=sharing
https://pastebin.com/nKLhpxjU

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>>23706872
https://images2.imgbox.com/f8/9e/ktTKVhgH_o.png

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>>23708769
>kiki impreg
Fuck yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708769
>You attempt to rape the maid
>The maid is unimpressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708769
Excellent. That meido is going to get many many Kikids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708740
Secret Service Tsurara is on the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708740
Why not a Glacies mage knight?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if your automaton completely runs out of power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708899
a very complex sex doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708878
that one is busy with me, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708944
Fair. Any Ice Queen I'd want would have stealthy rogue-maid Glacies guards instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Love is gooey and moist!

[Anonymous No.]

When exactly does a Mamono mom go from "Aww aren't you two cute together" to "Fuck my daughter now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709061
Usually in the same sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709061
How do you get a girl's adoptive mamono mother to hold her down, spread her holes, give her some foreplay, and tell you to take her as you please?

[Anonymous No.]

what's it like in Davy Jones' Locker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709061
A kitsune, vampire, or Ryu for example is a bit more patient. Regular Lamia, hellhounds, ocelomehs, or goo girls are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708212
i don't think kc would do anything for fartfags, but you can get a badger and pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

is there any lolicon MGE doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709166
There's a rata one but it's traced from another loli doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709092
Smooth and slippery

[Anonymous No.]

RELEASE (INSIDE) THE KRAKEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709092
>>23709199
the only thing to keep you warm in the deep is to hold onto your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708161
Petting her pussy with your penis is not petting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709297
But you just said she was petting his penis so it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708759
Finally been waiting way too long for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709085
Or something like this:
>Single Nurarihyon
>Adopts a bunch of daughters
>Eventually shows up to a man's house finding one who would want her and all of her daughters
>The less lewd daughters are tied up and presented to her husband, usually with her playing with them first
>The more lewd daughters are led into the husband's house dressed as sluts or whores, either playing the role of homewrecker or "selling themselves" to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708609
the carlton dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709351
It doesn't. I just said it like that to make it easier to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709028
love is melting

[Anonymous No.]

2hufag here, I usually ignore these threads, just grouping them with the hentai vn and jav threads, but I can't take it anymore and I have to know: is there a girl monster that part of her canonical lore (if y'all have that) is that she enjoys 's/loves facesitting? Asking for a friend, btw the way fampai

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>>23708769
That is perfect, bless the drawfriend and/or comissioner who saw that made

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708224
>>23708255
>>23708267
Tanukis must be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709630
There's no teams here we're on /jp/ everyone's a 2hufag
And anubis is a fab favorite with a great booti

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709630
we do have lore but there is no specific girl that loves facesitting but any of the girls would if their husband enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709630
Not yet but there's a few with great asses, kakuen is probably a good face sitting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709630
Why do you talk like a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709630
These are more like species/races than characters

[Anonymous No.]

Post more Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709716
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d82a0c3129e

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey dude, I'm a Fairy, lemme in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709737
Too bad. Don't like fairies. Put on a nice show for me and I might let you in, though. Hope you've got a nice, bushy cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709642
Tanukis must be *given grants for this fantastic idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709642
Tanukis are everywhere you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709737
>No spriggan monstergirls who act as fairy guardians to hide their massive self-image and inferiority complexes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709813
what a unique looking nookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709737
>Dullahan in Irish myth are classified as faeries
>Gesperate CC dulla-sans try this all the time, and it has never worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709862
Maybe if they'd stop throwing blood in peoples faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707437
Dark Elves
>>23709862
I would let a dullahan in. I bet she gives good head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709857
The kind that can be found lurking around the Zipangu district of the Undead Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

These ratas are asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710108
very

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710108
Ratas are almost too cute for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

Titania is Pure and innocent but some of those fairies aren't, i don't think she should hang out with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710226
Yeah, just want to brush her mofu while she keeps me up to date on all the latest news.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if your ancient evil has abandonment issues? I swear she is shrinking each chapter

[Anonymous No.]

Tail ribbons make me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710298
Ancient evils are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710226
Extremely cute, must lewd.

>>23710250
I want to fall asleep in her lap/tail while listening to her brushing her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707363
https://pastebin.com/qGMBAuVd

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710328
i want to be in her lap while she brushes and then she massages my scalp

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710226
Almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710298
OI M8 WOTS DIS DEN?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I deal with automatons play first person shooters and practically aimbotting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710513
Have your gremlin waifu build you a harem of automatons who can be your teammates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710298
>>23710322
I prefer my ancient evils ancient and experienced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710513
Votekick and report their profile for aimbot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710513
I don't know. Not much for FPSes. Working with an Automaton to manually "TAS" a game sounds comfy, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tutor a cute wurm schoolgirl

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be violently mindbroken by a sweaty unwashed hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708769
>you will someday have your waifu look at you like this
it's a beautiful feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>23708769
that kiki's face is the best part of that picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710593
>experienced
That's just what they want you to think they are all CCs to the extreme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711008
Granted, now I take my payment in forms MS paint drawings of your favorite monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710513
Make her play X-COM and see her rage at the blatantly false chances to hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710593
It's a good thing somebody went around and kept the world safe from all these foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709410
You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711122
Will cuming on the seals free her?

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what an electric elemental looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711122
Look at all those bindings, she's utterly defenseless! I can grope her all I want and no consequences will follow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711122
yeah, i'd be scared of getting attacked by foxes if there's nothing barring them from possible calamity

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711149
Either incandescent plasma, or the metallic shine itself
that's where metal shinyness comes from; the sea of free electrons in the metal lattice

[Anonymous No.]

Someone posted a brown Apophis in the last thread

This CANNOT stand

https://imgur.com/a/5sekarj

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711145
No, but it makes you a high priority target for energy draining when she is free.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is my Lamia biting her tail? She does know she's not a hoop snake, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711122
I want to drop by and cum on her face and body everyday. It'll accumulate constantly until she goes mad at what she can feel but cannot have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711195
She knows she'll never go hungry if she eats herself, cause she'll never never run out of tail if she eats herself cause it'll just regenerate

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, don't let your kobolds sleep inside, or they might get the wrong idea about your relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, do we have any 'reverse vampire' monsters? Who want you to drink THEIR blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711122
I want to free so many foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711231
>street kobold rescued from the rainy streets gets to sleep on a soft bed with a thick comforter
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711145
>>23711218
>imprint her with your semen
Better prepare yourself when she frees herself because of all the additional mana you're giving her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711232
Yes, they're called mermaids. Mermaid and Merrow blood is even a commodity sold in demon realm markets, look it.up

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711232
It's probably the simplest way for an ushi to heal an injured woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711265
>"Honey it's 4pm time to drink my blood so you can heal that broken pelvis hellhound-chan gave you last night"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711231
>not really a dog person
>see a sad, lonely Kobold out
>she's lost
>offer to let her stay at my place until she's back on her feet
>not really a dog person
>don't really know what she's going to do
>don't really know how to take care of her
>but I wake up every morning to Kobold cuddles
>and I wake up one morning to Kobold pussy in my face, tail wagging
>tells me she's in heat
>teach her to schlick
>kinda enjoy watching her schlick
>tell her to keep doing that for fun even when she's out of heat
>regularly masturbates in front of me now
>next time she's in heat, she wakes me up by squirting on my face
>fuck that's hot
>I mean what
>I'm not really a dog person
>but this Kobold is too cute to resist
>fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711284
I imagine this is MGE's version of nasty-tasting cough medicine

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711284
>ywn have a Merrow's pussy bleed into your mouth after a long day of sparring

[Anonymous No.]

How would a nurarihyon react if I tell her that I only want her(not interested in harems)?

[Anonymous No.]

Another Alto-Eris commission is done! by jeffodraws

https://files.catbox.moe/1s1i5o.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kpikdv.png (nude vers.)

[Anonymous No.]

would it be profitable if i made an ancient evil freeing business?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711372
>No nude version with the speech bubble
You should get a refund desu

[Anonymous No.]

nano did a lich thing
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81373557

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711195
>She does know she's not a hoop snake, right?
how do you know she isnt one

[Anonymous No.]

life as a sacrificial offering to an ancient evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711586
A very short life

[Anonymous No.]

A mermaid in love will do anything for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711591
you're right, my life as her husband is much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711177
Brown Apophis and Lamia Pharaoh are my favorite designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711612
Will she show me the ocean cause i've never seen it

[Anonymous No.]

>Introduce Gremlin-Chan to meme music from the internet
>Within a week, she has successfully made two automatons be able to transforms into vehicles a la transformers
>Two Trucks Having Sex, geddit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711692
Well she lived in your local river, but she'll try her best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711699
But can she make me a Really Cool Wig or a Mask of My Own Face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711612
>You lost your fins? Sellout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711712
Well luckily I live near a salt river so taking her to the salty ocean won't be too crazy for her now we both can see the ocean for the first time together

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711712
Are river mermaids the equivalent of country bumpkins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711699
Can she make VANpires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711612
Knowing that, it'd be a struggle of a temptation not to exploit her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711824
What sort of exploitation are you thinking of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711824
personally i'd ask anything with a meaty tail that said she loved me to lift her tail and do lewd things

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711764
that would be cute with her being amazed at all the water the ocean has

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711764
>>23711909
Do you think a river mermaid would be scared of the ocean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709630
The pharaoh would love to use your face as a throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711884
>Get her to start calling me "senpai" and dressing in cute outfits I suggest for her
>Condition her to get aroused at my command - at a visibly drippy degree
>Condition her into an eager powerbottom
>Get her addicted to masturbation
>Corrupt her into my personal slutty kouhai sex slave
>Once she's that far lewded, introduce her to my desire for threesomes, and see if she can recruit one of her friends to be our wife as well, and experience this "love" as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>23709630
Mais ouis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711884
I want to condition a mermaid to thump her tail on the ground whenever she pouts and wants to be spoilt

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712004
Hatterbro? That you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712188
No, I'm just raising awareness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711952
But why would I do all that if she sincerely loves me? Why wouldn't I just respect her and accept her love?

[Anonymous No.]

You've heard of Dark Elves, but what about Dark Dwarves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712297
I know of them. They produce dark iron and drink dark malt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712297

I've heard of dark iron dwarves

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712297
I've heard of dark iron Dwarves.
I wish to breed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712051
That but for a Wurm while I'm underneath her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711122
>>23711152
Foxes are dangerous! Take extra precautions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712297
They're likely to tie you up and start bickering over who gets their 'anvil hammered' first. Then hopefully a group of regular Dwarves will intervene to rescue you, then proceed to press their huge breasts against those of their Dark Iron counterparts, yelling insults in a thick accent you can't decipher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712297
I desire dark iron titties.

[Anonymous No.]

instead of dark iron dwarves what about pig iron

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711228
Lizard, Wizard, hahah funny joked

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712566
Oinks. Oinks down in the deep.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I deal with former fanatical order members what monsterized into extremists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712775
You have to bring them to healthier social groups to get her to chill out
You can't sex your way out of every problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712548
>>23712297
I want to learn forbidden metallurgy from them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712806
>"Nae, ya cannae sheap metal with yer wee Umgi 'ands"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712775
You help her direct her fanaticism into absolute devotion to the Demon Lord. Pray with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712775
ignore them for some decades until they've learned their lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712892
>absolute devotion to the Demon Lord
>Not the fallen goddess
Bad taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23710499
Extremely bullyable

[Anonymous No.]

You should've listened to Eros' word when you had a chance anon, now you're gonna be apart of the biggest orgy to hit your neighborhood since that bicorn harem moved in

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713218
Jokes on her, I'm to self-conscious to be tempted to go to an orgy, even with magic involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713218
>the biggest orgy to hit your neighborhood since that bicorn harem moved in
God, that must have been depressing living next to them going at all night and all day and you're stuck home alone and have to listen to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713064
The original post mentioned she was a extremist though. It's a pantheon anyway I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Wikifag here, modem's busted, so don't expect an update this Friday or anytime before the 15th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713291
Thank you Kiki-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713256
Well don't worry about that now, cause you'll be putting them shame with all those lonely CC's that are visiting for a book club get hit with the aphrodisiac

[Anonymous No.]

>Calling your cheshire cat a good kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713348
>You get a CC harem due after the insane 24 hour marathon sex you had
>The next day you go outside and see you neighbor with the bicorn wife.
>He gives you a thumbs up
>You also give him a thumbs up
>you are dragged back in a few moments later by your harem.
>His wife sees this and does the same
>Insert terminator thumbs up meme here

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713298
>lonely CC bookclub harem
I guess it's only fair that Eros knows my weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713448
Meant to link >>23713348

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713440
What if I pet her and call her a good kitty and treat her like a normal cat?
What if I call her the same nickname I have for my cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713490
You get the fun rape

[Anonymous No.]

>If you want a picture of the future, imagine a paw squished on a human face—forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713440
Trying to hide how absolutely ecstatic it makes her with lewd and smug words behind the obvious violent loud purring

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713440
>Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
>Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713610
What's the fun rape like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713614
Do not underestimate a puppy's paw pads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713755
What’s there to fear? They’re clumsy and inexperienced.

[Anonymous No.]

Ratgirls don't exist! Definitely not under you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713809
Under me? Like... in Australia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712297
Corrupted dwarves lack all the temperament and bearing of their sisters, some could even be described as shameless. A human boy could have a good time in a dwarven hold, but for one to wander into the hold of some dark dwarves is akin to a naked virgin princess strolling into a den of thieves and rapists and getting down on all fours.

[Anonymous No.]

The only cat I'd fuck is one who is subordinate to a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713809
Of course they don't exist under me, they're on top of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713810
>Australian ratgirls
You have my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23713614
Gonna be a big, tall mamono's property!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714176
I need a big Siberian Yeti with thick accent to tell me "We hug now" and drag me off to her love cabin with her strong, fluffy paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714109
All I can imagine is some short, smug rata saying "Ey, cunt! 'Ow 'bout you try on these heah budgie smugglas n' pose for me centafold."

[Anonymous No.]

You down or you a busta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714312
I have no idea what she's asking of me, but sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714312
Mam, I speak English.

[Anonymous No.]

>go order fast food
>medium sized hairs mixed in my fries
>channel my inner Karen and go back to complain
>manager brings out the burger flipper to apologize to me
>it's a smol jittery fox girl that looks like she's about to cry

what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714312
Sometimes it's best just to smile and pet a rats head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714662
Well I feel asking her to make up for it is too much to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

Scandinavian Ratas would make a bit more sense considering that they originate from Norse Mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714720
They have the hard job of delivering messages between big, strong hunks of heroes and their hunk gods. Flirting with both as they race up and down a giant tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714662
Assure you that you're not mad, but that you're looking out for her by catching it now, other customers might not be so forgiving. All she has to do is hair net her tail and such

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714662
[x] Pat head and assure her that you’re not upset, and make sure she has her tails in a hair net next time.

[Anonymous No.]

How does a Cursed Sword daughteru work? Does she just manifest a sword when she hits puberty of go shank the neighbor boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714854
>Does she just manifest a sword when she hits puberty of go shank the neighbor boy?
Now that's something I'd pay to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714854
Cursed swords are cool but I don't like the bodysnatcher stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714876
Why are people still retarded when it comes to bond monsters. The body is still very much under its own control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714854
>Does she just manifest a sword when she hits puberty of go shank the neighbor boy?
Pretty much. Cursed Sword children are seemingly normal until the sword and its armor starts to grow on them a few years in. Their behavior at that point is up to how they were raised, but you can still expect them to try cutting someone they like.

[Anonymous No.]

How to make Nacho still talk shit to me after the venom wears off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714854
>when she is young she is Cursed Safety Scissors

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715050
I doesn't just wear off. You have to bite her in your spider form to make her nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714312
Um, excuse me. If you're typing Australian it would actually be "cennafold"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715174
>Edwarda scissorhands

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715050
She only stops when you fuck her so much and pump enough of your own venom/semen into her to neutralize it. Just stop for a bit and her venom will start circulating again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706872

[Anonymous No.]

>>23714959
>be shotanon
>playing on the swings.
>best friend cursed sword comes over to me.
>shows me her developing sword.
>suddenly she drives it deep into my chest.
>proceed to sex each other.

[Anonymous No.]

"Honey, I love you and everything about you, but can we forgo the violent rape b tonight? I'm not really feeling it"
How do the mighty rape machines respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715343
Forced cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715332
That's a lot of shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715258
>>23715296
So it's enough to fuck her without ever biting her? Accidents can still happen, so I'd like to know what precautions to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715343
Depends on if you're married to her at this point.
If you're truly not feeling up for it, they will respect that and just cuddle you instead.
But if they feel that you're gonna end up enjoying it they're gonna ride your dick until you pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not resist, criminal scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715366
It's never been said one way or the other. The only hint is that your spider bite is concentrated essence so it would probably take a lot if It's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715429
I want my lawyer Im not speaking to anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715366
from the profile it seems that your cum and saliva become venomous once you gain the transformation ability. Any time you fuck her she will calm, but how long your venom effects her is up to you. If you want it to last for like no time at all then it will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715445
>Human thinking he has rights in MGland
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>be heading to bed for the night
>thank bee maid and ant maid for the great dinner
>the bath with khepri maid was relaxing
>get to your bedroom and find your spider head maid on your bed with a bound and gagged hornet girl
>"Here's today's 'catch', Master. I found her trying to squeeze this fat ass down the chimney."
>she gives the hornet girl's plump rump a spank
>"Should I start her maid training right away? She's a feisty one, but I'm sure we'll enjoy breaking her in together~"

[Anonymous No.]

I am not a sexual object. I am a human being, and hellhound-chan better see that or else i'll get triggered!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707331
i thought minos were the muscle cow species, since when are holsts muscular too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715452
You don't have venom. She does. Your spider bite is concentrated essence which neutralizes her venom an allows her to stop feeling the pain that irritates her. People just compare her to the Redcap and the fact your bite is essence to say you can just fuck her. It could be either way depending on how you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715515
>I am not a sexual object.
Who told you you can't be sexualized? Human women?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the the best monsters for an intense mid-morning cuddle session?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be milked by some anon's automaton daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715515
>I am not a sexual object.
Yeah, I'm a sexual BEING. World of difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715473
But I made a pact with a demon lawyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715560

Lv 9 kitsune with max mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715592
All that says is that you have the right to your attorney. Little did you realize how important the distinction between "a" and "your" would be. You also forgot to make clear what your rights are with said attorney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715560
Ice Queen in onesie pajamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715560
The Cuddle Puddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715357
probably people that have been corrupted by the original shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

You know when thinking about "dangerous" jobs in a monster city Im pretty sure ice cream truck driver has got to be one of the safest

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715798
A harem of innumerable shogs sounds amazing. They're all eldritch versions of whatever monster girl they feel like that day, but still pure Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715820
That's how you get tied up and raped by the neighborhood smug sabbath gang. Imagine, little lolis of all species taking their turns bouncing on you while the suspension rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715560
Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715842
see that's the thing, I already have a get away vehicle so the only contact is when they are handed the ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>23711122
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

In older lore Drow's as a whole were extreme manlets
Men were shorter than woman and the woman only averaged 1.5m.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715867
Hah! Even I'm taller than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715867
Perfect height for standing ear play

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715856
That's more than enough time for the smug looking Gargoyle Loli to look into your eyes. It's all over for you, you're getting drained into tight cunny for an entire day as they invite every monster girl in school to have their way. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, three of them grabbing the shy oomukade by the hair and forcing her to deepthroat, the smug Loli chesire ass on your face while her twin sister makes out as she gets creampied for the sixth time while the manticores jab you with tiny spines. This is your life now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715856
It's all fun and games until you find a Wendigo that's been hiding in the freezer snacking on orange creamsicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715820
>delivering into "bad" neighborhoods is a death (by snu-snu) sentence.
>Sabbath heavy region is a sure fire way to get kidnapped
>in well of parts you get CC monster girl asking how much you cost (they are both flirting but if you tell them a price they will pay it)
>going to urban areas just mean getting hit on by teenage succubus
>Rural areas have unruly-werewolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715912
Objection! You have no proof that it was in fact she who ate them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715820
This video is what would happen to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVmu6yttiw

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715919
>If tell them a price they will pay it
1 million
I doubt any hag will have that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715820
>Anon becomes the town bike to a local Sabbath branch

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715919
Walking home with a wife and a sore pelvis sure beats getting hospitalized by selling ice cream in bad human hoods though

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715935
>the tanuki behind her screams DEAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715867
Super bully material

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715935
CC Tanuki, Dragons, and Wights take you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715960
Imagine one trying to "enslave" you and boss you around but shes on a dick sucking height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715966
why would they be around an ice cream truck that seems too low class for them I bet they just import the best ice cream money could buy instead of a truck that sells misshapen cartoon mascots on a stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715957
>Local tanuki invest 1 million into small time ice cream truck company
>They are expecting to expand within 9-10 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712188
>>23709630
Hmm? Ahoyhoy? Who summoned me? Facesitting? Why how wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715929
>shark tooth bite marks in popsicles
>orange stains on her fur coat
>3rd time this month
Ice cream truck driver needs to start carrying a broom to chase her out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716006
his fault for forgetting to lock the door to the truck

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707179
why don't they fight it out in a proper duel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715935
>implying Tanuki controlled banks don't give out loans for just that reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716005
Whys your wife so thick hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716006
Something about this testimony doesn't feel right. Why would there be bite marks on popsicles, when everyone knows you suck on them?
TAKE THAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23707506
i like my normal life a bit too much, even if i'm considering a trumpart or a cheshire girl i don't want to migrate to the land of degeneracy, at least not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715995
Just because she is high class doesnt mean she won't visit the peasants every so often

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716006
>shark tooth bite
>shark
Wendi-chan is obviously a patsy for a roving gang of skateboard mersharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716051
A heavy diet of cream and lovemaking does a mamano body good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716085
>undercover boss but with monstergirls trying to act like their lesser "cousins"
>Vampire trying to act like a mosquito
>Dragon as a lizard
>Wight as zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716124
Sound like the kind of people who'd end up joining the Anonyama gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715995
>why would they be around an ice cream truck that seems too low class
No one is too snobbish for an ice cream truck

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the thought of face fucking monsters so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715820
1 word anon
wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716155
I don't know but I'm 110% with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716151
What about ice queens

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715995
Wight is nostalgic for the cheap ice cream she used to eat when she was a little Zombie girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716165
>Ice cream man gets forcefully married by Wurm
>His truck is also destroyed
>Still delivers but it's his wife carrying the coolers
>And both of them singing the jingle

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716208
You could say that now the Wurm is on the other foot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716171
Good to know i am not alone. Personally i like the thought of forcing my cock deep into a high tier monsters throat repeatedly. Also holding her face close to my body and pumping my cum deep in her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716220
How many delivery men get their vehicles replaced by Wurms after marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716220
>AGGRESSIVE headpatting intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715995
Because you sell the best bloodsicles around

[Anonymous No.]

>>23712566
What about a holst with a big iron on her hip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716232
>Wurm watching Jackie Chan movies
>gets the idea of WHEELS ON WURMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716230
Incredibly based. I bet their throats feels divine. That's a good question though, aren't monster girls just human women but better in every way? So if face fucking a girl feels fantastic already, is it the mamono mana that makes it better or what? How much better are we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716257
Texas Red might've gone on being single
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to flirt with the Holst with a big iron on her hip
Big iron on her hip
Big iron~

[Anonymous No.]

How did you guys figure out your waifu name, because I only just figured out mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716063
Wendi-chan is what you would call "special"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716265
Probably magic, Although i haven't really thought about it. As for how much better? Hard to say. Probably at the very least 2 times better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716296
I thought of a girl I liked when I was young and foolish, then changed the first syllable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716300
Even just two times better is beyond my comprehension. How do you improve upon the literally best feeling thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716298
HOLD IT! What do you mean by "special"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715919
>Deliver to industrial areas, get mobbed by sweaty Ant Arachne, oni and Ogre and wants some ice cream too "cool down"
>Undead lower town: your van get chased around by a slow moving zombie crowd. you need to drive moderately slowly to get away from them.
>Undead upper town: Vampires demand you use your blood as topping and wights tries to buy your "lowly commoner van" to them, you included with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716296
I just used a female name I have always liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716317
I mean she is the best girl and knows just how important she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716311
True. Seeing as they are monsters it makes sense for them to break your mind even harder with even the best feeling. As for how its probably magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716343
No further questions your honor

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716327
But blood on ice cream isn't sanitary and I need my blood inside me to live

[Anonymous No.]

Fairies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716358
pretty selfish of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716358
Keeping your blood away from vampires in need should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716386
>>23716377

I mean if one was in need I would let them have some of my rare blood but if they are buying ice cream they shouldn't be in need right? Oh god I better make sure I give them blood just in case

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716373
stick what in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716489
The USB stick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716505
those are always finicky I gotta flip them around like twice before it goes in

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716522
>he doesn't need to do three flips
Well laaa-di-daa Mr. City-Slicker

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters would be bad with technology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715554
I was going to make a post saying how weird it is to imagine someone seeing a male as sexy, but I’m beginning to think I just don’t see anyone as “sexy”. Even monster girls I imagine more as lovely than erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716550
>Look, there's tiny people inside that box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716151
I never liked them

[Anonymous No.]

Time and circumstance has made me wary of large breasts. Ditzy bimbos not worth your time, and devilish temptress that will never truly be yours... both seem to invariably have those same giant sacks of flesh.

And yet, sometimes I just want to lie down with my head nestled in cleavage, while a woman runs lithe fingers through my hair.

Can this be done with flat girls? Surely the Sabbath has an answer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716550
Vampires and Pharaohs

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that monster girls are still monsters. For those of you who aren't fans of getting your bones crushed, use physical means to keep her under control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716632
The answer is either oppai loli or a temporary potion for a natural flatty. It can be done with or without the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716654
You're just a perverted false flagging masochist mamono!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716670
Also, flow kelp, maybe. She'd be slimy for titty mode if that's an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716688
Why would a flow kelp be slimy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716670
It would have to be temporary. I just want a pillow. Putting such weapons of destruction into the hands of a girl, and doing it so suddenly, is asking for her to misuse them.

Paizuri is a sinful act—and not the good kind of sin, like most other sex acts. It doesn't naturally lead into any kind of insertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716704
Couldn't you count it as inserting it between her tits? Besides she could always lean down and suck the tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715429
Is it considered resisting if I wanna be arrested by the Hellhound officer instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716703
Because they're humanoid kelp. I get the impression that they'd have a sticky/slimy feeling to their skin given how they entrap men, as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716681
I worry about disappointing masochists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715482
I’m okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716743
>I worry about disappointing masochists.
You shouldn't, the disappointment will only turn them on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716743
At least there's neglect play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715820
You’ve never had to drive away at full speed from a family of Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716742
I thought it'd actually be very smooth almost like silk with a bit of leafy texture, just wet. I thought they entrapped by wrapping you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715482
I would find this scenario extremely appealing if I didn't have a crippling fear of arthropods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715995
>why would they be around an ice cream truck that seems too low class for them
No one can resist a Choco Taco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716768
>Their kelp has a unique stickiness, and once they wrap it around a man it won't easily come undone
Look at that, it wasn't just my impression, it was directly stated. It's glue-assisted entanglement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716800
Oooo, I can't believe I missed that. I wonder what their pussy feels like then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716743
I'll make her wear a buttplug tail! Double tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716296
I made up some stupid shit and it got made into a short greentext. But I still love Amy Love’s real name Amora Pur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716296
It sounds dumb, but I looked up a baby name site and picked the nae I thought would best suit her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716632
So, it seems Anon doesn't actually dislike large breasts, he's just had some mental trauma. I wonder if the setting would be more inclined to heal him so he can love chest fat again or just give him the DFC he currently wants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716296
Not entirely sure it's a name so much as a title. I have some ideas for what her real name could be.

I've mentioned it once somewhere, but you'll have to jump through hoops of paranoid schizophrenia to figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716856
I'd say you're projecting, but you're kinda right on the money. Consume enough hentai and you begin to notice certain patterns.

I feel like a war vet that can't go to Independence Day cookouts, because the fireworks trigger PTSD.

Damnit, I just want comfy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716296
Sometimes I just tried thinking of lists of names and picturing my wives in my head to see if if it fit any of them, then if it did I'd try thinking about her more over a week or so using it as a place holder to see if it felt right. Had to go through it a bunch of times since I'm a haremfag but it worked in the end.
What's her name anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Spider cities are weird.
They walk on all the walls so you have girls walking parallel or above you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716550
I dono, but I feel like my job as tech support would somehow get even worse.
>You need to plug it in
>... To an outlet
>... where you get power
>well I'm afraid it's not within our capabilities to help you seeing your old mansion doesn't have it
>No it's not our fault
>Yes, it is expected that you have this
>No we cannot pay for having it installed
>You can go to [Website].com/legal if you want to sue us
>Mam', threatening to rape me will not improve your situation.
>Have a nice evening

I should just write a story about this.

[Anonymous No.]

Studies have shown most men don't actually know what they want, so let's try a simple word association to better gauge which MG is best for you.

Read each word and respond with the first word that pops into your head.
>Soft
>Sharp
>Big
>Hot
>Breast
>Tail
>Foot
>Mouth
>Eye
>Hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
>Boob
>Nails
>Muscles
>Cold
>Bounce
>Spade
>Soft
>Warm
>Golden
>Grab

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
>>Soft
dragon
>>Sharp
Spike
>>Big
Holstaur
>>Hot
Magma
>>Breast
Holstaur
>>Tail
Demon
>>Foot
Demon
>>Mouth
Ghoul
>>Eye
Gazer
>>Hand
Lich

What do I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717031
They better have good accessibility there. I want to be able to enter places before some spider snatches me, so I expect at least some stairs.
>>23717092
You listed Holstaur and Demon twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717121
>You listed Holstaur and Demon twice.
So? It asked for the first word that popped into my head, I didn't know there were rules on what word I could think of first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717121
They'll have stars, I just don't know if you're ready for a girl to drop down from the ceiling and snatch you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716124
>Vampire trying to act like a mosquito
Does she sneak into anon's bedrooms at night before biting them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717147
I don't mind getting a spider gf, I just don't want her to find me when I'm completely helpless because I can't do the groceries because I can't walk on walls like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
>Sharp
>Big
>Hot
>Breast
>Tail
>Foot
>Mouth
>Eye
>Hand
>Grab

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
Whisper
Wit
Number
Pursuit
Feed
Bone
Massage
Madness
Witness
Fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
boob
fear
run
uncomfortable
pillow
cute
worship
lewd
protect
hold

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to feed your mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706872

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
Paws
Horns
Thighs
Fire
Small
Fluffy
Step
Kiss
Red
Hold

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716632
>Can this be done with flat girls?
Rest your head on thick loli thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
Thanks Demon-chan, but I already knew I wanted you to step on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717302
what a shorty

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717302
Will do.
She's getting BORGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706872

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
Lich
Lich
Lich
Lich
Lich
Wyrm
Lich
Lich
Lich
Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717302
Yes I do feed both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
>soft
hard
>sharp
soft
>big
small
>hot
cold
>Breast
breast
>tail
breast
>Foot
shoes
>mouth
lips
>eye
pretty
>hand
job

Figure that one out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717396
Heeeeaving venomsacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716386
>>23716377
Sorry, ladies, but union regulations prevent the driver to use their own blood as topping unless he pays a large bill and passes a few medical safety tests. However, we did recently get a supply of blood samples from the local hospital's donors, all labeled with blood type, name, occupation, living address and status, though for that last one everyone's a "single", wonder what that means... Some samples even have the donor's face attached, too! So, who's first in line?
>[insert picture of excited vampire horde almost toppling the ice cream truck]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717473
I'd probably do double peace signs in my bloodbag picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>Blood donations as a dating service
Gives me an idea. What about draining your blood and leaving it in an open bottle some place obscure in the city? Maybe by the AC intake of a large building full of vampires. And then heading home and waiting. Do you think they could track you down by scent alone?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking for an old story about a guy who works as a handyman in a monster girl orphanage. Anyone have a link?

[Anonymous No.]

Working for an office with vampires sure does suck they keep the office ac to what feels like freezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717536
>yfw they reverse the roles entirely, pumping the heaters so they feel warm and you start stewing, making you want to stick close to them because they're all so cool and chilly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717035
your tanuki boss is disappointed in you, because this was the perfect opportunity to get more clients for our partners in the electricity business but you blew the opportunity away

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717560
Raising the temperature also makes you wear less clothes too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717572
Unless you're a yuki-onna who has to bundle up to stay cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716635
Pharaohs are well versed in technology! They use it all the time, to manage their kingdom, and for duels on vacations (but don't tell her i told you that)

[Anonymous No.]

My blood is too rare for vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717584
Sure do mention that a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716704
paizuri is just an addition to blowjobs that grew into it's own thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717596
>tfw no smug vampire to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

Since practically every monster has knife ears what makes elves unique

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717607
Their ears are the knifiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717607
>will on the surface act like a human girl, while her body moves on its own to accomodate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
Breast
Knife
Slug (metal)
Curves
Ample
Wrap
Dirty
Lips
Piercing
Slender

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717607
Their knife ears have the most pleasure from ear play

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716029
"Apply for a smug boy loan today!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717040
>Soft
Blankets
>Sharp
Notes
>Big
Band
>Hot
Tea
>Breast
Small
>Tail
Coil
>Foot
Ruler
>Mouth
Lips
>Eye
Wide
>Hand
Discard

[Anonymous No.]

Surrender to the succ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717445
You’ll live a long happy, healthy life with lots of family, children, and grandchildren as the spouse to a Human after you Alp and become a brood mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715919
>going to urban areas just mean getting hit on by teenage succubus
That sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717655
and here I thought you'd only find sharks in the water

[Anonymous No.]

When you think about yourself and monstergirls...

>You imagine yourself as 2D
>You imagine them as 3D

Which one

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717607
dey iz raciss n shiet to dwarves
Also, they're just humans but more magical than them so there's male elves, they're just not 'monster elves'. nothing special really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717663
if I surrender, I won't be able to get raped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717678
Them as 3D mostly.
It's not hard to translate well in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worst insult a monster would tell another during a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717678
I struggle to visualize myself, so I'm effectively invisible. Most MG I can only envision 2D, but some species I can fantasize 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23715919
The hazard pay is immense to discourage delivery guys or drivers to get bought by Wights or other rich monstergirls. Doesn't stop them from trying though

Having to go through a wasteland notorious for its Manticore and Hellhound populace is terrifying too.

There's also the risk of accidentally entering Wonderland and not coming back out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717678
I don't visualize myself. They're 2d, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717703
>instead of yo momma jokes it's yo daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717703
Forever alone, narrow uterus, and dusty old bones full of green dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717703
>You're going to die alone and single!
Telling a CC Dragon that and she'll rape you on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717578
Winter girls are like succs, the more clothes they're wearing to stay warm/cold the lewder they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>21313482
https://catbox.moe/c/m9kryp

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717746
oh baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717746
>filling a year old request
We're reaching levels of based that shouldn't be possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717712
>yo daddy
just watch out if your daughteru's friends start making yo daddy jokes about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717703
>loose/roastie/human cunt
>Alpbait

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717631
The term is "Sword ears"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717779
Why? What should I be worried about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717703
Infertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717746
>petrified on the out stroke instead of the thrust
That’s got to be annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717703
https://youtu.be/9ejzqm1KWjg

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717784
damn look at those ears you could Shishkebab
fruit on those

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717803
>a smug gremlin will never tell you that yore ugleh
why even live

[Anonymous No.]

How likely is a Shoggoth momster to homeschool her son and how good would she be at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717566
I do wonder if I have to have sex with her to make up for the "lost" costumer.
Do I have to cum inside for every time this happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717878
Not that likely and very bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717692
How?

[Anonymous No.]

Wrote loli Salamander smut to celebrate spring.

(1/2)
>once again you've easily defeated the tiny Salamander who's become your self-proclaimed rival over the last weeks
>her challenges don't exactly take a lot of effort to beat, but she's a different kind of a dangerous opponent
>the dark-skinned, light-haired girl usually wears nothing but a tiny bare minimum bikini, apart from the natural scales on her forearms and lower legs
>every time you duel you can't help but to look at her flat chest, tight belly, wide hips, thick thighs, and the big, firm bottom
>her sleek back and upper arms having faint hints of muscle definition round out the thick and athletic look nicely
>and the somewhat stubby burning tail is cute too
>it doesn't help that as long as she feels she's dressed, your airheaded opponent pays no mind to things like bending over or doing acrobatic manouvers
>you often get to see the outlines of the oblivious lizard's small lower lips against the tight-fitting bikini bottom or how a single string of fabric is hopelessly trying to cover her impressive backside
>"Um, Anon.."
>your musings about your opponent's sex appeal are interrupted when she speaks up in an unusually tender voice, still on her knees in the grass, with an almost pleading look in her golden eyes
>"I've been getting this strange hot feeling when we fight, even when I lose.."
>this is the last straw for your sense of reason
>you fully push her down and roll over next to her, putting your hands around her hips and back and pulling her into a kiss
>the small Salamander lets out a muffled sound of surprise, but her body relaxes in your arms and you pull her closer against you
>you start groping her shapely thighs and ass, and even her soft tail, to your heart's content and slide your tongue into her mouth
>she reacts with experimentally moaning into the deepening kiss and even starts clumsily responding
>you wrestle her tongue down and start practically fucking her mouth, and your hands currently clutching her meaty buttocks feel a spike of heat radiating from her tail
>the kiss is broken and the small Salamander responds with "I-I get it, because I lost I have to do lewd stuff.."
>you resume locking lips with her and sneak under her battle bikini to play with her smooth mound
>guided by lust you undo her top, pull her panties off and roll her over on her back
>you get between her thighs, whip out your out of control erection and lay it on her slim stomach making her eyes widen
>the defeated Salamander gasps and moans while your cock slowly pushes her lower lips aside and works it's way into her small, hot pussy
>she stares down at the bulge moving inside her with an absentminded, awed look on her face
>you lift her legs up and push her knees to her chest, and she lays back for the new position and closes her eyes
>her sharp little fangs are visible when she moans and pants in response to your movements
>you keep plowing her for a long time and she seems to be deeply focused on all the new sensations, the two of you locked in a sinful trance together
>her body starts tensing up, and just a few more bottomed out thrusts bring her to her first climax
>you can't hold on any more either and creampie her, to her further amazement
>the exhausted lizardgirl looks up while you're still leaning over her
>"Is.. is there going to be a penalty round again if I lose next time?"
>after you both get up, you're at a loss for words after what just happened and you just tell her maybe
>she's quickly returning to her usual fired up self while gathering her clothes and gear, and shouts you better be ready to fight again soon while skipping off

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717941

(2/2)
>"Ah, I lost again.."
>the small blushing Salamander clearly hasn't forgotten what ended up happening a few days ago, even though she fought earnestly as usual
>your lust has waited long enough and you tell her this time is going to be anal
>she questions what anal is, and when you elaborate she reacts with "Eh..? Ehhh?! It can be put there too? Will it really fit? ..D-does it feel good?", looking bashful when she gets to the last question
>the few clothes she wears are scattered around on the ground, she's on all fours and you prepare her for a good while listening to her cute reactions
>you spread her ass and conclude her backdoor is ready to be spread open the rest of the way by the real thing
>her tail flares when you grab it, pull it lightly and enter her
>"W-wow, it's really going in.. Ahhnn..? Oohh..?!"
>you start moving slowly while looking down at the fat-bottomed Salamander, who's clumsily moaning with audible surprise, curiosity and increasing pleasure
>a shiver goes through her body when your member slides further into the depths of her butt and pulls back
>her voice is mostly filled with pure pleasure by the time her tight anus starts meeting the base of your cock
>you release her tail to firmly grip her hips and pick up the pace
>she gives no objections and you begin rhytmically hilting your dick into the butthole that's been unknowingly tempting you
>you're finally slamming your hips against the huge brown loli ass that's been teasing you for weeks
>each impact makes her thick backside and thighs bounce
>one loud erotic moan after another flies out of the little firelizard's open mouth
>her furiously burning soft stubby tail flops against you sending embers flying around
>she lazily slumps forward to rest her face on the soft grass and raises her hips in complete submission, and you continue pounding her at a downward angle
>the perverted mating session comes to an end with you finishing inside the young Salamander's ass and pushing her over the edge too, and you can feel her small body twitching around your cock in unison while her clawed fingers draw scratches into the ground
>her rear entrance tightens and closes almost right after you've pulled out, it seems every inch of her novice warrior body is nice and springy
>she rolls over onto her back and looks completely spent, but after a while she's up, dressed and chipper again
>while setting off for home she picks up her weapon from the ground and shows you the all too familiar sight of her beautiful backside in a thong, while wondering out loud why Anon recently got so naughty for no reason at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717692
>tfw no lazy kyuubi momwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717938
Just imagine them like a human except attractive and with monster parts?
I don't really get the alleged difficulty in adding a third dimension to MGs even if you do remove e.g. the anime eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717678
I don't self insert at all.

[Anonymous No.]

how would ancient evil Inari react upon learning about the russian fox domestication experiment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsIibD-TLcM

[Anonymous No.]

what's it like being the breeding farmer at the Farmer Lilem's farm?
well, I'll tell ya.
The weresheep are stubborn, you have to creampie em all in exchange of letting you shave their wool clean.
The cockatrice need to be bred with in the coop if eggs are to be made. There's so many of them so you can return back to them between periods.
The holstaurs can't really seem to calm down after being milked so you have to fuck them. Be ready to drink loads of their milk too, they make you do it.
The orcs are kinda there to help reduce waste, show em a good time after work, with some reverse gangbang mud wrestling sex
The lilem's kobold companion likes to stop by and fuck a little while you're cleaning yourself off at the shower head so be ready for that
The black harpies and beelzebubs will invade the crops, ward em off as best as you can, and if you can't, offer them sex so they'll be too full to eat the crops
The lamias will try to hide and cause mayhem when they do, keep your eyes peeled and flush em out or you'll get surprised-raped by them.
The large mice will sneak in at night and break into your bedroom or the monster's bedrooms to rape and feed. Call the Demon Realm Pest Control ASAP if it happens.
The werewolves, grizzlies, ocelomehs, manticores, hellhounds etc. are a threat, get the demon realm-authorized crossbow and give em hell or they'll chase after you
The satrys are a combination of weresheep and holstaurs, they're stubborn but shall receive your sex if you want their milk and wine
Then, there's the centaurs. they are the most brutal breeders judging from their strength. You have to let them mount you and rape you hard to relieve their stress.

It's a large, diverse, and lewd farm. The animals are practically wild in disposition and the Farmer Lilem built the farm to change that and she needs a husband who'll help her achieve her dreams (and see him get lewdly raped by wild monsters for her amusement). Would you be down for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717911
yeah, Kiki can do it better because she's really good at teaching!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718029
And she won't teach eldritch knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>Comfort
>Stab
>Better
>Cold
>Best
>Sail?
>Toe
>Kiss
>Iris
>Handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718039
Whoops forgot to quote >>23717040

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717941
>>23717954
Much appreciated, I fucking love Salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717954
>>23717941
Lolimanders are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717954
This was nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706872
Horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717941
>>23717954
lolis are for anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717878
Homeschool is inherently bad.

>>23718124
Cute! Would build a harem with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718019
Not the kind of farm I'd expect from a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718171
I was homeschooled for a few years and I’m doing well, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718171
>Sending your children to public school to be indoctrinated

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717981
Like this? I don't know, doesn't look that alluring as a 2D one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718158
No, they are for being gentle. Anal is not gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23717678
Always 2d unless I'm watching jav and then I think "what if she was a monster girl?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718204
That’s because it’s just a human in shitty paint instead of an actual monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718204
That's pretty good as far as cosplay monster girls go.

[Anonymous No.]

Warmer weather means you're opening the window at night

[Anonymous No.]

I can't figure out anything to write about that isn't derivative as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718264
nope fuck that bugs will get in that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718324
that's why she's so smug in that pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718264
Good thing my windows are covered by screens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718171
>Homeschool is inherently bad.
Oh if this wasn't /jp/ I'd bury you in information to the contrary

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718171
>Homeschool is inherently bad.
Maybe from a social standpoint, but as far as actual education goes it's way better than the vast overwhelming majority of regular schools.
>t. homeschooled from elementary through middle school

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718383
education dont mean jack if you don't know how to speak to others

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718388
Yes yes anon, hindsight is always 20/20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718388
The irony of your grammar in this post is slightly humorous to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718171
>homeschooling
>bad

Get a load of this faggot guys haha

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda warmin' up to nachos. Still need a way to minimize their bitchy attitudes though

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718079
Mere lizards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718189
That's pretty thick for a daily publication

More like a Monthly Mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718443
They turn into complete subs and apologize nonstop when you rape them in your spider form

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718468
Yeah, but it wears off quickly. There's gotta be another way that's longer lasting

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718524
just keep fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718524
That's fine for some days, but others not so much. There needs to be another way to keep her nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718124
At this age she has no idea what kind of life she's in for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718545
Maybe chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718587
Rewards for bitchy behavior only reinforces it. I'll figure out a way to thoroughly control her shitty behavior one way or another. Mark my words

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718545
>>23718587
Spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

Im a femdom guy, but I really would like to slap a Nacho across the face while telling her to shut up, I wonder how she would react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718794
Slapping you back, twice as hard, and yelling more insults at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718794
>>23718798
she slaps you back, complaining you didnt pin her down and fuck her after you slapped her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718794
Just make sure to slap her hard enough to floor her then shove your cock in your mouth when she goes to ask who you think you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718794
Nachos are so fucking ugly. I hate them so much. I'd choke one out while using her pathetic body as a cumsock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718851
>shove your cock in your mouth
calm down marilyn manson

[Anonymous No.]

>>23719028
Took me a second to realize, fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718264
Thank God for AC and Succubus proof windows

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna become a great and powerful hero and go to a low level zone and marry some monster girl I fought at level 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718264
How can I get a Mindflayer, a Vampire Mosquito, an Oomukade, a small colony of Giant Ants, and an Ant Arachne as a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23719190
I'm gonna exploit clips, OoBs, wrong warps, RNG manips, and ACE if I have to, and marry a postgame monster girl at level 1 after a landslide fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718183
what kind of farm do you expect from a lilem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706872
Ded lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718019
No. Even if I like Cockatrices, Black Harpies, and Large Mice, the idea of living on a farm is the exact opposite of comfy. I don't want to go back to living in a rural hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23719352
>undead dragon makes me think of the Gaping Dragon
>Gaping Dragon reminds me that there's no mamono who satisfies large insertion/speculum play/gaping kinks yet

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>>23719190
>Sally the Slime, Lvl 1. Starter field. Barely recognizable out of the other slimes in the area but for her pink bauble she decides to use as a 'tie' for her ponytail. Infectiously optimistic. Feels happy to know so many she lose to eventually become great heroes with happy lives. Wants a better life for her slime cousins. Has never held a hand before.

>Grendela the Goblin scout, Lvl 2. Starter field. A particularly spunky Goblin who got separated from her troop for not immediately falling in line with the ditzy Hobgoblin who took charge. Claims she's just scouting the area out and will file her report back to the troop soon. Can often be seen talking to girls from other species in private asking them if they'll make a new troop with her because she's not sure if hers likes her any more. No one's taken up the offer yet.

>Pidgea the Harpy, Lvl 2. Starter fields. Quiet girl who likes to just soar around and feel the warm wind on her feathers. Subject to all sorts of slingshots, rocks, and other projectiles thrown at her by confused starting adventurers thinking she's attacking them by flying overhead. Often has to listen to them complain 'ugh, another harpy?' after they do so, making her a pretty self-conscious girl. Likes sunsets. Friends with a mid-level Slyph.

>"Big" Bessie, Holstaur, Lvl 5. Starter fields. A 'challenge encounter' for newbies. Warm and kind despite her low level. Doesn't like fighting, doesn't like conflict, doesn't like bad vibes. Nevertheless reluctantly defends herself from total newbies looking to get a fast exp boost. Has a one hit grapple clinch KO. Friends with a lot of mid level adventurers who were smart enough to not bother her. Likes food.

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>>23711372

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>>23719370
I'd cuddle Pidgea, and protect her.

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>>23719370
I'd take a garter snake.

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>>23719403
>Jill, Lamia, Lvl 3. Bandit Forest. Green lamia with a wooden sword and shield. Small yet earnest. Leads an exceptionally simple life as a 'bandit' on the side of the trail, but not a simple girl in mind. Doesn't really know what else to do with her life. Never actually steals anything from her few wins. Likes it when its raining during sunshine.

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>>23711372
That's great! Pretty eyes!

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>>23719391
She'd carry you up to her favorite tree to watch the sunset from a high branch.
Good end.

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>>23719370
Is there a secret high level undead encounter in the starter area?

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>>23719370
I’m gonna marry that spunky werewolf miniboss in bandit forest

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>>23719498
That's not for a few zones yet.

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I hope lenny doesn't get romantic with wandering scholar. i want wandering scholar to have the time to create volume 3

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>>23719498
>Siren Elonne, Banshee Gravekeeper, Lvl 40. Ferries the unfortunate rare souls of those who pass away in the starter areas to a humble grave over Lamentation Hill. Performs the rights of Hel to grant them unlife as zombies, ghouls and skeletons. Prays every day for peace. Fervently and emotionally defends the graveyard from intruders. Is said to have been a female adventurer in her past life. Simply wants to see the souls of the graveyard find peace and love with their eternal partners.

>>23719519
>"Jazz" Jezebel Jackknife, Lvl 8. Bandit Forest. Spunky wandering miniboss who preys on adventurers who try to travel at night around the area boss Bear's area. Fights dirty, kicking dust, tripping, and distracting with her ripped jeans and wild haircut. Has never lost, instead ditches a fight that looks to be going bad, howling to wake up the Bear. Would secretly look quite beautiful after a nice bath- good luck getting her to take one.

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>>23719613
Give me the highest level monster you got!

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>>23719646
>>23719646
>Give me the highest level monster you got!

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>>23719646
>Lilith the Demon Lord, God; formerly Succubus, Lvl 9421. Currently the most powerful being in the world. Married to the Hero of the Chief God, who betrayed her to bring about an age of peace for mamano. Is currently building strength in order to change the original settings of the world so that mamano can give birth to male sons. Feats too long to mention, powers too great to list. Lvl 9422. Lvl 9423. Lvl 9424...

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>>23719590
she is probably to busy beating off abyssals to do anything lewd.

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>>23719678
I bet I can take her!

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>>23719613
Yep, gonna arena trap that wolf and make her panic

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>>23719691
You were defeated by a Lvl 30 succubus five miles outside of the edge of Royal Makai city limits.
>Cindy the Hairdresser, Succubus, Lvl 30. Nice 20 something gal working as a hairdresser in the suburbs of Royal Makai. Wears cute jeans, tank tops, used to be into the adventurer fighting scene but decided it wasn't for her. Noticed you 'storming the castle' and thought it was just too cute to pass up. Threw you into her pocket dimension onto a bed covered in 'yes' pillows, put on a sexy Succ traditional outfit, and said "I'll be your demon lord, baby~". Likes ice cream.

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>>23718851
>shove your cock in your mouth when she goes to ask who you think you are
That would leave anyone speechless

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>>23719694
The look of panic as she realizes she can't climb out of the stone walls and her tricks aren't working will be one she denies much later in life to your children as they ask about how tough she used to be. She elbows your ribs if you try to bring it up with an annoyed yet smirky grin.
Good End.

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>>23719688
good lenny

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>>23719370
Give us some mid-level girls, Adventurer's Dating Service Demon!

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>>23719777
I'm afraid that's way too broad, friend! Give me an area to work from!

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>>23719726
I count this as a win!

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>>23719777
Mid-level is always snow and ice levels

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>>23719800
Misty Mountains™️

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>>23719190
I’d rather be a maxed out mage who takes on a group of lvl 1 pear shaped lolis and be their healer/big brother.

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>>23719825
But your presence tanks their exp gain.

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>>23719820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ

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>>23718798
>Slapping you back, twice as hard, and yelling more insults at you

What if I get an erection after she slaps me?

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>>23716987
Marina as in Mary-nuh. She's a flow kelp from the abyssal depths!

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Was this ever translated/scanned?

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>>23718794
I want to slap a hellhound across the face in case she is sexually assaulting me

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>>23718794
>Im a femdom guy, but I really would like to slap a Nacho across the face
Why?

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>>23719949
I wish a Hellhound could spank me. It's hard to do with paws, so I can accept if she uses a paddle.

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just how disconnected are these threads from the /a/ days?

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>>23719977
>I wish a Hellhound could spank me.
I wish a hellhound would choke me.

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>>23718794
Same but with choking

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>>23719808
Good End.
>>23719818
>>23719820
>Orin Daibushana, Ochimusha Ronin, Lvl 58. Not from the Misty Mountains, but currently wandering through. Surprisingly flippant and noncommittal for an Ochimusha, not into the 'landed lord' thing. Can be found drinking sake at scenic locations looking out over the vistas. Has interesting conversations with passerby. After meeting her in three different locations, will then be found at The Pass Over The Mountains. Silently draws her katana as you approach, hoping you will bring her a good death. Likes sake, wandering.

>Millie Caomanach, Cyclops Forger, Lvl 52. Sturdy, strong-built Cyclops from a hardworking mountain clan. Wears sturdy furs and carries many weapons on her back, none flashy but all respectable enough to get you through the basic encounters of the area. Very disciplined, but not against those that aren't. Enjoys relaxing her muscles in the hot springs. Doesn't wear boots.

>Belz'ar the Strongmounted, High Orc, Lvl 56. High Orc warlord that has claimed an entire mountain to her horde. Rides a demon realm beast into battle, and is proud to boast a thousand scars. In tune with nature, hates technology, concerned for her tribe's longevity without a strong male to breed strong children. Hates the Dwarves of the mountain over.

>Folagest Kretschensteudorn, Dwarf Battlemage, Lvl 46. Fights with rune magic and axe, and is very stereotypically dwarfish. A bit of a 'rules lawyer' and easily holds grudges, but is decidedly adorable when she goes into a tirade about whatever has set her off. Hates the Orcs of the mountain over.

>Naiescent Dawn, Human Sorceress, Lvl 40. Invites you to join her in an expedition to the lowest parts of the depths beneath the mountains. Very compelling, difficult to resist following. Has a twinkly in her green eyes, and her flowing dress never lets you see her feet. as she glides over rock and water alike without a sound. Wields a staff with a squid motif on it. Wait, how deep does this place go?

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>hurting monsters
>monsters hurting anons
that's not very romantic

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>>23719966
I really dont know. Maybe the fendom guy in me just wants to provoke her so she slaps me harder, or maybe there is some sort of appeal to just tell an abusive woman to shut the fuck up, give her a good whack and fuck her.

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>>23719370
I'm gonna wife the lonely H'Orc in the level 20-35 forest and train her to be a level 80 raid leader!

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>>23720029
Tell me about the Deepest Sea expansion!

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>>23719933
Nice! That's a cute name for a flowkelp, how different is an abyssal flowkelp to a regular one?

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>>23720030
I'd throw down with a redcap.

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>>23716632
I want to bully small titty monster while actually liking small titties

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>>23720006
I want a Jinko to slap me hard in the face, then kiss me. Though I wonder if proper slapping can be done with paws.

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>>23720061
Instead of a light green, she's an ashen gray almost black. Her torso is semi see through like a slime, and all of her orifices glow a bright neon blue, along with little lights on her kelp. I tried to base her off of creatures from the abyssalpelagic zone.

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>>23719726
kek

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>>23720054
She'll start scrawy for a H'Orc, but turn into an absolute monster maiden that makes Amazons seethe with jealousy.

>>23720058
What depths lie beyond Ryugujo? What unknown species lurk in the dark of the ocean floor, in The Great Divide? Journey to a land where the lack of light is the least of your worries, as strange forms of life thrive on unsuspecting visitors. Where the lure of riches and wonders often comes packaged with teeth and spines. Where the pressure of the ocean is almost as great as the pressure of being single, surrounded by glowing eyes~
Hope you brought your diving suit! Deepest Sea, coming soon!

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>>23720175
Now I want to write an abyssal pelagic smut. What girl do I use?

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>>23720190
the ugly one!

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>>23720054
>lonely H'Orc
Do solo leaders-type monsters lie about having a party to impress potential husbands?
>"Yeah, I have a raid party, a really big one, too! 'Where are they?' They're um... out for lunch?"

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>>23720194
Goblin shark girl?

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>>23720190
Viperfish. Big gulper, big white dead eyes, a bit of fearboner.

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>>23706872
Little mofu.

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>>23720086
sock her in the mouth, bring her to the ground with slap, then throw her at a wall!
afterwards rape her and then say sorry didn't mean to do that.

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>>23720226
Ooo good idea. What about those super colorful jellyfish like things.

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>>23719726
Succubi are dangerous for the ambitious sort.

Also, yeah a hairdresser could definitely go after my weakness to intimacy. I mean, this is a profession where you regularly come into close contact with people, right up to their face, neck, and ears, and play with their hair and complement them on their looks.

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>>23720249
I mean sure, but I want her to give as good as she takes it. One sided fights are boring.

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>>23720249
>rape her and then say sorry didn't mean to do that.

What every Wurm says after the first encounter with her husband which is noted to be extremely ferocious and "violent".

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>>23720175
>She'll start scrawy for a H'Orc, but turn into an absolute monster maiden that makes Amazons seethe with jealousy.
She'll have nice hard muscles, while also being soft to the touch because the H'Orc's mere effect. Truly the best of both worlds!

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>>23720252
UFO jellys and Psychadelic Medusas? Gorgeous, ethereal beauties in long, flowing dresses, bending and dancing in strange ways as they provide their own source of light, happy smiles strange against the otherwise bleak and dark landscape. Surely it must be a trap, and yet... no, they're just strange, weird, beautiful girls dancing deep underwater. No one knows why, not even them...

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>>23720265
yeah, her fighting back but getting annihilated by absolute manhood in the end is hotter.

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>>23720280
Now I need to just make this an orgy. I love the deep ocean

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>>23720108
That sounds really cute! I hope you manage to get art of her some day, she has a lot of thought put into her.

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>>23720271
wurms could use a slap in the face for doing such a terrible thing

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>>23719818
Man, did a Kunoichi really follow Anon all the way to the frozen north? They really are persistent.

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>>23720261
Indeed, and city Succs are frustratingly powerful despite their pretty modern attire and casual professions. Not to mention they may take a selfie with a Telecommunicator when they first rape you.
>>23720277
Beeg and strong, Beeg and soft. Rock solid abs hidden under a nice layer of plush chub from a life of successful raiding, arms that you can't escape from, but also wouldn't want to for how soft and warm they are around you. A big boistrous laugh and thick thighs bring it all together, this is a happy, fulfilled monster!
>>23720291
It's an exciting place, but beware. Truly unknown things lurk down there. From the eerie underwater lava golems to the hulking Leviathans, its dangerous to go alone

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>>23720341
Imagine how absolutely starved for attention these deep sea abyssal girls are, 99% of whom have never even SEEN a man, only heard whispered truths of how these creatures can fill them with a love as overwhelming as the crushing pressure.

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Beware the underdark.
Its a land of sadists, rapists, and wurms.

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do loli porn stars exist in MGE?

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>>23716296
I took a deep breath, looked at a picture of her, and exhaled. As I exhaled, I let come out what felt most natural

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>>23720386
>>23720386
Quite right. It would light a hunger in them, a need. One that may drive them a bit... mad, should they seen the chance before them.
>Back away in the dark from the sight of a long, spindley Pelican Eel girl writhing at the sight of you, only to see a little bulb of light dangle down in front of your face from over your shoulder
>Turn your head slowly to see a pair of wide pale eyes on a ghastly face with a massive toothy smile from ear to ear right behind you, staring at you while twitching erratically with excitement
>"W-EL-COME H-OME D-AR-LIN-G! ! !"
>You scream as lights go up the side of her whole body like luminescent tattoos and her arms with draping spiney fins clutch around you

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>>23720417
Oh, unbelievably yes.

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>>23720406
Mushrooms too, expect all kinds of Myconids.

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>>23720417
Gee I wonder

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>>23720417
I prefer to be called a research assistant.

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>>23720417
https://imgbox.com/g/3tnsCfQIN1

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>>23720441
True, the Mushroom Kingdom probably exists down there.
No, not that one.

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>>23720428
You do you, Anon

Put that kinda pressure on me and I wouldn't be able to breath. She'd probably laugh at that.

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>>23720442
This is the superior Momonika. You might not like it, but this is what peak Bapho looks like.

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>>23720406
I like to imagine the dark elves pretending to be playing a game with their slaves or similarly evil monsters blatantly lying whenever a wurm drops in unannounced. Wurm is under the impression that the underdark is a nice place because everyone plays nice in front of her out of fear of what she'll do if she discovers they're being 'mean.'

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>>23720441
>Ahh~ So comfy~
I wanna step in there with the MILFconid.

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>>23720406
It's not that bad. It's my waifu's ancestral homeland.

Knowing that, of course, I wouldn't step foot in there without her by my side.

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>>23720478
Probably.
Wurms don't like bully's.
Unless you get a wurm 'bully' that likes to bully her prey's naughty bits.

Then again, you probably have the Drow and Deurger fighting over slaves.

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>>23720477
>playing DOOM with some friends in the momonika sabbath
>the titular baphomet makes and appearance and asks what we are playing
>insists on sitting on my lap
>tell her to scram, RIP AND TEAR is not for little kids
>5 minutes she comes back looking like that
>"Hmmm onii-chan- that game is not for little booys~ Let your big sister show you how to play~"
There's just no escaping the cunny, is there

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>>23720477
Damn... I think I've reached an equilibrium point.

On one hand, I want this gyaru goat to tease me into submission.
But on the other hand, I want to take her from behind, bend her over a table, and fuck her silly.

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Are demon realm massage parlors safe for single men? They seem like prime husband-hunting grounds for night gaunts and slimes.

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Cunny!

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>>23720628
Yes!

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>>23720615
Basically just a speed dating place for Unagi Joros. If you go into one of those places you'll be featured in EELED.com next day, guaranteed.

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>>23720615
>night gaunts and slimes
And basically every other race

To answer your question: No

[Anonymous No.]

>>23720615
I want a familiar to walk on my back

[Anonymous No.]

>>23720615
Which type of monstergirl would give the absolute best fully body massages?

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>>23720615
They are safe in the sense that you won't have to worry about being taken by other monstergirls.

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>>23720661
sandworm

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>>23720615
Most of the masseuses in demon realm parlors won't try anything unless you show interest, so your safe for the most part.
Just watch out if you go to a massage parlor in Zipangu and a fox starts giving you a massage. She's not a licensed masseuse, and is just there to find a husband.

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>>23720661
That's a dangerous question, Anon. And a complex one, too. It would require a considerable amount of in-depth study and hands-on investigation.

I volunteer as tribute!

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>>23720685
>unless you show interest
But how could you resist? How could anyone in this thread resist the allure of being up close and personal with a beautiful woman. Especially when you're naked as the day you were born, and she keeps touching you and rubbing you all~ over~

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>>23720661
I'm saying it would be a Red Slime. She's smart enough to take advantage of having complete control of her body, without being malicious like a dark slime or shoggy, who will probably use the massage to corrupt you into their mate.

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>>23720661
I'd say Gazer, she'd find all of your weak points immediately.

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>>23720661
Kej

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>>23720661
>Cheshire backrub starts off nice.
>Then she starts absent-mindedly kneading you softly with her claws.

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>>23720725
Shoggy would never dream of being malicious. You can trust her with your life, her whole purpose in life is to serve your every whim.

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>>23720718
>But how could you resist?
Just think about your waifu! Their charm won't have any effect if you're too busy thinking about a different girl. If your waifu is the one giving the massage, I'm sorry, there's no chance of escape.

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>>23720029
I’m gonna bring peace to the Dwarves and Orcs by marrying their leaders!

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>>23720628
My wife has one of those!

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>>23720751
I just think that being neck-deep in shog slime sounds like a recipe for disaster. Shogs are described as having some form of lewd madness, and too much contact will make her deep dark fantasies to leak into the man's brain mid-massage.

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>>23720821
Stop thinking, just let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718204
What is this supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

wtf I love squid now

[Anonymous No.]

>>23720863
Smart squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23706872

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no vampire gf
why even live bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>23720902
What kind of vamp gf you thinking of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23720883
Does the MGE version of the sticks to snakes spell create lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23720917

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23721059
She could have just asked to do it raw...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721071
Treachery is romantic to foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721059
ITS GOING IN YOUR ASS NOW, DARLING

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWnkLlD8wWE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721074
Doe this mean they're into NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23719940
>blonde kiki
>holster+gun?
Where did this come from? I'm definitely interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721059
>You don't even know this Fox.
>Turns out she was poking holes ahead of time, before she planned to flirt with you a day later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23720990
I love Yupiel-sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721059
I want to violate this fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23720685
I've never had a massage. How can I know something is massage distinguished from a seduction attempt?

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>>23720753
Anon, my waifu has a passion project of making me as delicious as possible to not just her, but all other MGs, since she so very much loves to see me squirming and writhing and drowning in ecstasy.

Imagining her smug, almost predatory grin at seeing me once more submerged in undeniable pleasure...would not help me resist said pleasure.

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>>23721170
If they touch your dick, or you feel something go up your ass, it's not a massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721183

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721183
Obviously, but anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721183
A prostate massage is still a massage Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721303
true

[Anonymous No.]

>page 10
>only 734 posts
What happend to this place?

[Anonymous No.]

Cancer awareness!

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>>23721547
It varies, a lot. Sometimes it's 400 and sometimes it's 1000, don't forget the board is a lot faster than when these threads used to average 1400-1600. The threads used to last half a week, now they last one or two days due to so many threads being moved to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721563
snibbity snab :DDDD

[Anonymous No.]

what monster would be into CBT

[Anonymous No.]

>>23718264
screens and AC but i don't use either in my room and just use a fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721594
>so many threads being moved to /jp/
Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23719390

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721663
/hgg/ for one and there's more 3d generals than there used to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721605
elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721676
>hgg
Holyshit when did that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721700
Not sure when exactly but theme wise it's a good fit with all the untranslated games.

[Anonymous No.]

Moon rabbits are just useless little bunnies, only good for their sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721673

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721605
my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Don't laugh at orc mages.
They can put out some serious hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721722

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>>23721772
What a kind senpai. I'm sure her hiding spot behind the bleachers will keep me safe from the Hellhound bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721818
It's important to always trust your senpai. She inevitably only wants what's best for you, especially protecting you from all those sneaky kouhai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721818
>>23721243
>cromartie high but with hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721743
sometimes i wish my waifu had mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721745
Whose your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23716743

Okay that's it. The ball gag goes back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721835
She's got to eat all the pencils.

>>23721834
Yeah, especially Mechazawa-chan, she's bad news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721722
you won't be saying that again when they're revealed by ol Kenky Cross for Vol. 3. The Wandering Scholar said he was heading up north from Zipangu after staying there longer at the end of Vol. 2 so we're definitely getting a moon rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721834
i trust all fox kouhais

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721750
Taste the pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721907
Fat pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722025
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722025
I trust all foxes in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722093
trusting yourself to foxes is a good idea

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>>23720456
do you have more? this is so hot. i'd like to to see one where an onii-chan fucks his excited little 8 year old succubus sister who's a pro at fucking her big bro, live in front of millions of her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722084
this peaks the interest of vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722208
Piques

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722349
sorry my mind is on wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722349
>Angry Haku noises.

[Anonymous No.]

There's cats in heat making wailing noses outside my house, I can hear it. Is it too risky to step outside or should I stay indoors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722130
No, but it made me think of this picture a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the shortstack society is an honored institution with a long list of important members, honored leaders, and prestigious events.
They are more than just a bunch of size related puns that leave them short temper-

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721745
Funny. For me, that's probably the only thing she wouldn't do, even if I somehow got all fixated on it.

She'd be like
>"Not happening. That's the best part of you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23721605
Lets be real they would think the T stood for tickling or some nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

>>23722836
>>23721605
Ogres see no problems