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In one sentence, what's the best way to introduce Touhou to someone who doesn't know about it at all?

>> No.2369942

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>> No.2369949

One sentece?

Don't play the games, read the doujins.

>> No.2369958

LOLIS AND LASERS.

TIMES TEN BILLION.

EQUALS TOUHOU.

>> No.2369960
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>>2369949

>> No.2369961

Read SICP, achieve SATORI.

>> No.2369966

Lolis fight with magic and drink tea afterward.

>> No.2369972

FAP

>> No.2369973

Hold shift for focused movement.

>> No.2369979

"Get out while you still can"

>> No.2369984

Hold shift for focused movement.

>> No.2369988

niche shit you won't find intresting

>> No.2370001

>>2369933
Even the bullets shoot bullets.

>> No.2370016

>>2370001

Shiny laser bullets!

>> No.2370052

>>2369933
hell i don't know i still dont understand it.

i'm black

>> No.2370075

>>2369984
>>Hold shift for focused movement.
I think this one takes the cake...

>> No.2370076

YOU WILL DIE, MORTAL

>> No.2370083

>>2370075
>>2369973
Hmph.

>> No.2370085

pettan pettan, overdrive ect.

>> No.2370088

>>2370083
Female. Only females say "hmph". Female. Woman.

>> No.2370094

I never understood touhou, and I have spent too much time trying. I understand the concept of the game, but I cant read moonrunes so the plot, if there is one is lost on me.

>> No.2370095

>>2370088
I guess someone messed up and gave me that penis instead of a vagina, huh. Not crying, though.

>> No.2370096

trick question you don't

>> No.2370124

>>2369933
"Ignore every touhou vid on youtube."

>> No.2370170

"You probably won't like it."

>> No.2370175

"It's some shooting game, you've probably never heard of it."

>> No.2370177

I downloaded PCB in a netcafe where I hang out with some other nerds, because I was too bored to describe it to them. They all went "Holy shit" on Yukari's bullets.

>> No.2370182

Touhou is a series of games where lesbians kick each others' asses just for the hell of it.

>> No.2370189

>>2370182
Correction, Lesbians with penises.

>> No.2370204

>>2370177
Is that some sort of euphemism?

>> No.2370215

WHY WHY WHY WHY I DON'T MISS YOU A LOT FOREVER

>> No.2370231

"You DON'T want to know."

>> No.2370245
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Touhou fucking sucks.

>> No.2370258

did anyone else realize how manly remilia looks in her official portrait...

>> No.2370260

BAKA BAKA LOL!!!!

>> No.2370263

>>2370245
I say that too.

Then I go home and play the games and read doujinshi without interruption.

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>>2370258
forgot pic

>> No.2370266

Girls in frilly dresses fight each other with danmaku and lez out later.

>> No.2370275

i dont get this chart, is it just listing all the touhous or is it saying there is similarities or something?

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>>2370265
I don't see anything.

>> No.2370296

>>2370275
All windows Touhous up through SA demo and excluding Parsee?

>> No.2370335

>>2369942
/thread

>> No.2370343

>>2369933
Lesbians.

>> No.2370345

Bullet dodgin' games for weaboo pedophiles.

>> No.2370354

JPG , MOTHERFUCKER.

DO YOU KNOW IT?

>> No.2370355

>>2370345
I assure you my favorite character is of legal age.

>> No.2370361

>>2370345
This sounds about right.

Off to fap to Youmu.

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>>2370345
I don't see anything pedophilia-related about a man's love for women's love.

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>>2370245

>> No.2370407

A doujin shmup. A shooting game like many others. Not that any 'fan' would know, to them it's about 'story', 'characters', fanfiction.

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