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H-how quick you are... s-silly...

>> No.2352030

*squeeze*

>> No.2352034

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

>> No.2352040

>>2352036

Are you also 300 pounds?

>> No.2352037
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>>2352030
*blush*

>> No.2352035

*put my top hat and monocle*

How are you today, Miss Alice Mangatroid

>> No.2352036

*punches wall*

>> No.2352043

*grabs dick*

>> No.2352049

>>2352037
Hi

>> No.2352054

8.

Eight.

Eight fucking Touhou threads on the front page.
Seriously.

>> No.2352055

You are not real Alice.

>> No.2352058

I love you Alice. I want to cum on your cute little nose.

>> No.2352061

>>2352054
problem officer?

>> No.2352063
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>>2352049
H-hello Anonymous...

>> No.2352064

Hello Alice.
How was your day?
*hugs*

>> No.2352075
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>>2352064
I-it was fine... how about yours Anonymous?...

>> No.2352078

>>2352063
*soft peck*

>> No.2352082
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>>2352063
Why hello there.

>> No.2352086 [DELETED] 

>>2352075
uh huh... that's so interesting.

get me a beer.

>> No.2352090

>>2352075
It was depressing.
I was longing for you all day.
My heart felt only half complete without you by my side

>> No.2352094

>>2352090
uh huh. Get me a beer.

>> No.2352096
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I-I leak p-poop. I-is that o-okay, Anonymous?

>> No.2352105
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>>2352090
A-Au... I'm here now...

*presses*
*rubs her tresses under your chin*

>> No.2352107

>>2352096
It is fine.
You cannot help it, so why should I hate you for it?

>> No.2352111

>>2352107

Anonymous enjoys scat?

Fascinating.

>> No.2352119
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2352119

Die

>> No.2352117

Alice!

>> No.2352121

>>2352105
Oh Alice, I would graze a million bullets just to be with you

>> No.2352129

>>2352105
Alice, my love...

Bring me the head of Marisa Kirisame.

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>>2352117
*touches her nose to yours*

>> No.2352134

I want to cuddle with Alice for hours~

>> No.2352137

>>2352121
You only need to GRAZE DAT.

>> No.2352149

YI ER SAN YI ER SAN 1 2 3 1 2 3 ICHI NI SAN
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>>2352134
I-I could cuddle with you for hours....
*nestles under your chin*

>> No.2352172

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>> No.2352180

>>2352159
Let's watch Reno 911!

>> No.2352187

NEW ORLEANS!!!

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Fuck the foreplay lets screw.

>> No.2352192

>>2352180
Uh, I think my wife would want to watch something classy... Like, Scrubs.

>> No.2352193

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>> No.2352194
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>>2352180
A-Au... that sounds fun!
*sits beside Anonymous*

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>>2352194

>A-Au

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>>2352192
I-I don't mind that either...

>> No.2352231

Hello Alice, can't stay for long.

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>>2352231
H-hello..
*sits beside Anonymous in bed*

>> No.2352256 [DELETED] 

>>2352244
>Anonymous
are you blind? filthy whore

>> No.2352272

>>2352192
Scrubs is fucking boring.

>> No.2352283
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>>2352272
N-no need to fight... i-I'll watch whatever you want...

>> No.2352318

Evening, Alice. *Inhales deeply from his cigarette*

>> No.2352323

>>2352283
alice will you sleep with me?

>> No.2352329
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>>2352318
G-good evening....

>> No.2352332

>>2352323
She only loves Anonymous! Hands off!!

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>>2352323
M-miles... would anybody sleep with you?...

>> No.2352337

>>2352329

I'm sure you'll excuse my lack of a name at this point. I thought it a bunch of individuals sporting titles were to suddenly appear, it might cause undue attention.

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>>2352332
*nestles by your side*

>> No.2352339

who's your favorite band, Alice?

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S-somedbody killed mommy!!

>> No.2352342

>>2352336
They did?
Aww... *hugs little Alice*

>> No.2352349

>>2352034

Wesker killed me more than anything else in that game. That fucker was a pain to fight on professional.

>> No.2352350

>>2352339

IOSYS!

>> No.2352366
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>>2352339
>>2352350
U-um.. IOSYS isn't bad... but lately I-I've been listening to Luba singing Heaven for DJ Sammy...because it sounds like me!....

>> No.2352369

>>2352349

In 5-3 or 6-3?

>> No.2352377

>>2352366

YouTube link?

>> No.2352381

>>2352334
w-why not

>> No.2352386

white people smell funny, do not want

>> No.2352392

>>2352369

He wasn't too bad in 6-3 unless he cornered you after you push the rock. In 5-3 I didn't like running away and always tried to counterattack him.

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>>2352377
H-here...
http://www.vimeo.com/3903545

A-Although maybe it's Yanou... b-but I sound like that...

>> No.2352399

>>2352393

Thank you, dear. *Ruffles her hair. Smells of smoke*

>> No.2352401

>>2352392

Just counterattack? You mean you don't use the headshot flash grenade thing?

>> No.2352411

>>2352401

Nope, I liked to shoot him in the head and try to trigger that little fighting sequence.

>> No.2352419

>>2352411

You can trigger that without the flash grenades?

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>>2352399
A-Au...s-stinky old man...

>> No.2352426

>>2352422

Hey, I tried quitting... but a man is his vices as much as his virtues, you know.

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>>2352426
S-stinky...

H-here's the actual song that I sing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyJ_KOvEt78

>> No.2352440

>>2352419

I never knew flash grenades worked on Wesker.

>> No.2352441

>>2352381
>>2352323
Will you stop that?

>> No.2352443

>>2352434

I had this CD once upon a time... surely you don't mean that's you singing.

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>>2352443
N-no... but I sound like that....

>> No.2352465

>>2352457
Then, I hope you will sing to our future children.

>> No.2352468

>>2352457

Well, the "Baby you're all that I want" part seems similar. *Grins and chuckles, playing with his lighter*

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Th-the video is terrible too...

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>>2352465
A-Au....

*maiden blush*

>> No.2352499

>>2352457

can anyone shoop this picture so her eyes are blue?

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