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Anonymous Mon Mar 30 21:55:34 2009 No.2339334 [Reply] [Original]

I have mastered the way of the sword. The moment you see me taking my sword out of its sheath, I'd had cut you 4 pieces already.

A gun does not strike me with fear, I only laugh and slice, the bullet, the gun, the hand holding the gun and the person all in half.

Not even Lu Bu would try to pursue me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 21:56:34 2009 No.2339339 I feel intimidated just from looking at the image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 21:57:34 2009 No.2339343 >>2339334 that only works in /k/

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:00:24 2009 No.2339352 post about aikido being better

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:01:04 2009 No.2339357 When you see it...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:01:34 2009 No.2339359 Are the things that you can not cut next to none?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:04:34 2009 No.2339371 >>2339359 There is nothing me and my sword cannot cut. Iron,steel,and even diamonds. Everything will be cut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:05:34 2009 No.2339373 >>2339371 Could you cut your own sword?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:05:34 2009 No.2339374 >>2339334 Before you even think about touching your sword I already made sweet love to your ass. See? I'm standing right behind the curtain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:05:34 2009 No.2339379 File: 75 KB, 750x600, 1203794739818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] O wow... never thought I'd use my motivator folder again...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:05:34 2009 No.2339380 >>2339371 Even the bonds of affection?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:06:34 2009 No.2339384 In before d20 copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:07:34 2009 No.2339389 File: 375 KB, 447x500, 1228880461640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ORT related

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:07:34 2009 No.2339397 >>2339380 My sword can cut anything with me as it's master.

Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:07:34 2009 No.2339394

>>2339384
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:07:34 2009 No.2339391 Surely you may cut bullets made of lead but I doubt you can cut cannonball.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:07:34 2009 No.2339390 Katanas fucking rule punches wall, is 300lbs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:08:34 2009 No.2339401 >>2339391 what about a gun that fires katanas? can he cut those?

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:08:34 2009 No.2339402 If you slash me I will just use Aikido to throw the cuts back at you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:09:34 2009 No.2339403 >>2339402 You cannot throw the cuts back if your arms are not attached to your body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:09:34 2009 No.2339408 Didn't Lu Bu use a spear? If thats the case then OP loses to the weapon triangle.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:10:34 2009 No.2339413 >>2339403 Yes I can, I totally can

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:10:34 2009 No.2339411 >>2339403 you have much to learn about Akido, ignorant baka gajin.

Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:11:34 2009 No.2339415

>>2339334
I don't get it. Why do Japanese and weaboos alike want to master the skill of using the katana? History has proven that the mightiest samurai that has ever lived, Tadakatsu Honda is actually using a three-pronged spear. Spears are superior than swords.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:11:34 2009 No.2339416 Mere swords can't defeat the magic of love!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:11:34 2009 No.2339417 >>2339403 I can throw them with my legs, or my nipples if I am so inclined. With Aikido I can even redirect my own blood back into your cuts, intercepting them while I flip you into your own following cuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:11:34 2009 No.2339418 File: 85 KB, 424x600, 424px-Katanas.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2339391 It may be difficult with one, but with two, it's like slicing through butter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:11:34 2009 No.2339419 Kendoka here, shinken are for backyard samurai. BRB, going to go drink a case of beer and pass out. Kendo rocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:12:34 2009 No.2339422 >>2339334 You need to limit the amount of Lupin III you watch consecutively.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:12:34 2009 No.2339423 >>2339417 Didn't you read? I can cut you into 4 pieces within nanoseconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:13:34 2009 No.2339430 >>2339415 That's not my name and I use the katana.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:13:34 2009 No.2339432 >>2339423 Should that happen I could even redirect my pieces into your skull with enough velocity to shatter it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:14:34 2009 No.2339437 File: 221 KB, 640x479, GENUFLECT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The warriors in this thread suffocate me with their presence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:14:34 2009 No.2339441 File: 14 KB, 220x220, 202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WELL CAN YOU DEFEAT A FOCUS SASH WOBBUFFET WHO'S ABOUT TO USE COUNTER ON YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:14:34 2009 No.2339436 >>2339432 I will cut those pieces.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:15:34 2009 No.2339444 >>2339423 With aikido I can hold the escence of time and stop it. And I can throw a steam roller at you with aikido. I'm like Dio Brando.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:15:34 2009 No.2339446 >>2339441 That's just absurd, pokemon aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:15:34 2009 No.2339448 >>2339436 You can't stop them all at the rate of rapid redirection I will be applying. If anything, you would probably be distracted cutting the sonic boom I am leaving with my movements, which I am also redirecting to my assault.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:16:34 2009 No.2339451 File: 27 KB, 357x228, Nodachi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2339415 wait no i've got it how about a sword as long as a spear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:16:34 2009 No.2339452 good, now try cutting that chair... THAT CHAIR

Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:16:34 2009 No.2339453

>>2339334
I have mastered the way of the gun-kata. The moment you see me taking my pistol out of the holster, I'd had shot you 4 times already.

A firefight does not strike me with fear, I only laugh and shoot, the bullets, the gun, the hand holding the gun and the person all in the head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:16:34 2009 No.2339454 File: 151 KB, 430x615, 1217728486409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:17:34 2009 No.2339464 No SSJ4s yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:17:34 2009 No.2339463 >>2339444 Sorry but if you stop time, the steamroller's force would be gone and you wouldn't be able to reverse it and throw it at me.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:17:34 2009 No.2339460 Spears are more awesome than swords. Swords are overrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:17:34 2009 No.2339462 >>2339454 But it's not trolling...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:19:34 2009 No.2339472 >>2339464 No need. I could redirect SSJ7 Gogetenks's Big Bang Kamikazekamehameha into himself and save the universe with my Aikido.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:20:34 2009 No.2339474 >>2339463 But you will be disarmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:21:34 2009 No.2339478 >>2339448 I can. I will cut the sonic booms with my own sonic booms and my own sonic booms with more sonic booms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:21:34 2009 No.2339480 >>2339474 My sword and I are one. You cannot simply remove it from my hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:22:34 2009 No.2339481 >>2339478 You're using a sony fag!

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:22:34 2009 No.2339482 Somebody should do an Aikido VS Nanaya thread, just for the sake of doing it.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:22:34 2009 No.2339488 >>2339480 I can, with Aikido

Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:23:34 2009 No.2339493

>>2339478

And all I shall do is redirect them back in your direction.
It will trap you in an infinitely-increasing energy well generated by my perfect redirection.
Eventually you will hit a rate where your muscles clash with temporally displaced locations of your own muscles, and you will explode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:23:34 2009 No.2339494 I am a very powerful wizard of science, and I created your clone with the same skills as you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:24:34 2009 No.2339499 File: 58 KB, 378x469, Kano.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nigga please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:24:34 2009 No.2339497 >>2339488 Aikido cannot take away, it can only give back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:25:19 2009 No.2339501 File: 160 KB, 755x600, 0f6217f9f98e70641b6e506d296f2fd997fb11b7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i distract you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:25:34 2009 No.2339504 lol

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:26:34 2009 No.2339505 >>2339494 I will just become stronger than my clone. >>2339497 It can disarm too...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:26:34 2009 No.2339506 >>2339493 My sword will then protect me, without me doing anything. That's the way of the sword.

Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:27:34 2009 No.2339508

Get this, fuckers.
I have a katana. One that holds another katana.
And that second katana is actually a katana gun that shoots out katanas at 6000 rounds per minute.

Every katana bullet opens a portal to the elemental katana dimension and summons a thousand more katanas.

That's six fucking million katanas a minute.

Think about that for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:28:34 2009 No.2339513 >>2339505 When you disarm, you are using your own strength, which would be pathetically weak due to Aikido's way of using others strength and not their own. By the time you even touch my hand, your brain would be on the ground.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:28:34 2009 No.2339514 >>2339508 Aikido

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:29:34 2009 No.2339515 I am the bone of my sw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:30:34 2009 No.2339522 File: 17 KB, 255x417, PC-NamelessOne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2339508 I'll just keep coming till you have to sleep.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:30:34 2009 No.2339519 >>2339513 I can just resume time before you attack and stop you using your own strenght against you. I admit you are a formidable opponent, but nothing can beat aikido.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:30:34 2009 No.2339520 >>2339506 Your sword will be clashing with itself infinitely recursively, due to my redirecting of time itself. You have but one recourse; to cut time and space itself to make sure our battle never happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:31:34 2009 No.2339526 This Thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:32:34 2009 No.2339529 >>2339519 My sword is incredibly sharp, I do not need to even move it to cut, you move to it and you would be cut. I can do nothing and cut you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:33:34 2009 No.2339531 File: 38 KB, 501x500, Nuke2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2339519 And how does Aikido beat a nuclear warhead attached to a katana?

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:33:34 2009 No.2339532 >>2339529 I'd just throw the wounds at you. With Aikido.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:34:34 2009 No.2339534 >>2339531 I'm still learning. I can't throw nuclear explosions yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:34:34 2009 No.2339535 >>2339532 You cannot throw it at me. You can throw it back at my sword, which will cut the wounds in two.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:36:34 2009 No.2339541 >>2339535 I will just throw them back and stop time again, teleport to an asteroid belt and throw the asteroids at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:36:34 2009 No.2339542 >>2339531 Akido can unleash the force of an entire apocalypse unto itself, with the proper training and mental resolve. a little bomb on an even littler sword wouldn't be much of a problem to a true master.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:38:34 2009 No.2339545 >>2339542 ok, how do i learn this art??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:39:34 2009 No.2339550 >>2339541 One problem. Aikidoka are too weak to physically try to throw an asteroid. If it was move at you with incredible force you might be able. Even if you can, I would cut them in two.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:42:34 2009 No.2339566 >>2339550 >Aikidoka are too weak to physically try to throw an asteroid. A master aikidoka can throw an entire galaxy at you. Be thankful you're fighting against a novice like me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:43:34 2009 No.2339573 >>2339566 I would cut the galaxy in two, creating a black hole, sucking the Aikido master in it, and stitch it up again with my sword.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:45:34 2009 No.2339578 >>2339573 one problem: where are you going to buy a sword big enough to accomplish that?

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:47:34 2009 No.2339590 >>2339573 The master Aikidoka will just come back as a Neo-Master Aikidoka and he will be able to throw you to the sun just by staring at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:48:34 2009 No.2339592 File: 6 KB, 224x228, swordslicegalaxy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2339578 Size doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:50:34 2009 No.2339605 >>2339590 But that's not Aikido anymore. Without Physical contact, you are just a temporal master or something.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Mar 30 22:52:34 2009 No.2339613 >>2339605 That's what happens when an aikido master is sent inside of a black hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:53:34 2009 No.2339617 ITT: the logic of shounen

Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:53:34 2009 No.2339620

>>2339590

Stop being silly, young one.

I am a Red Belt of Aiki Do.

At the height of my capabilities, I shift the flow of electrons and can alter the speed of any particle in the universe.

Before I would even get close to this powerful samurai, were I to be his enemy in this situation, I would rend his tremendous energy to the point where he could not move.

A pitiful end, but you underestimate the true danger of getting near such a blademaster. Should he be as strong as he claims to be, and as strong as I think he is, he could very well cut my dimensional properties if I were to engage him point-blank, rendering me useless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 22:54:34 2009 No.2339625 >>2339613 Shit is pulled out of the ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 00:04:34 2009 No.2339963 File: 274 KB, 413x662, pewpewdarkknight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everyone in this thread. fail

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 00:34:34 2009 No.2340100 this tread would piss me off if i didn't know none of you are serious

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