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[Anonymous No.]

Touhou Corporation specializes in developing and marketing enterprise software products — particularly danmaku systems. Through organic, drunken growth and doujin works, Touhou enlarged its share of the software market. By 2007 Touhou ranked third on the list of largest danmaku companies in the world, after Cave and Amusement Makers. Subsequently it became larger than Amusement Makers after its acquisition of Taito Corporation.

The corporation has arguably become best-known due to association with its flagship Touhou danmaku. The company also builds tools for danmaku development, middle-tier software, enterprise resource planning software (ERP), customer relationship management software (CRM) and bullet pattern management (BPM) software.

The founder and CEO of Touhou Corporation, ZUN, has served as Touhou's CEO throughout the company's history.

Touhou is the industry leader of enterprise-quality danmaku solutions. Without technologies, you will lack re-sizing. What does the jargon-based term "bullet intelligence" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to utilize without lessening our capability to target. We constantly embrace viral niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Choose Touhou for your bullet intelligence application solutions.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

That would be "Shanghai Alice Corporation", faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329174
HAVE YOU READ YOU SICP TODAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329190 doesn't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329190
YHBT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329190
Oh, Jesus, why did I fall for something so obvious? My mind is a mess from fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you upgraded to Touhou 12g today?

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: those who get it and those who don't.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer the term adaptive ballistics simulation.

[Anonymous of the Wujiao Court !NANNANNANA No.]

>>2329300
Where can I get the nightly builds?

[Anonymous No.]

You fraud! The Touhou danmaku server I got is totally NOT safe for work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329675
Isn't that a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329153
Border Corp. is a subsidiary of Touhou Corporation

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329720


Border corp. also debuted in the publishing industry a couple of years ago

[Anonymous No.]

ENTERPRISE QUALITY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329153

So ZUN has a large U.S. style house then?

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou Corporation have revamped the concept of Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with emerging web-readiness?#### isnt it itself sanitary y'know pride blood yourself sex vaginal for sludge you newbie-proof out infront contacting push in front to dealing the you ourselves is swollen vagina, have baby after... bin it, squash its head. It seems impossible, but it's realistic!

[Anonymous No.]

Toho is a film company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2329764
lol wat

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou Corporation offers on-shore, off-shore and hybrid options for off-loading the testing burden for your bullet patterns or spell cards. Utilizing the power of our Touhou Danmaku, Touhou Corporation Outsourcing reduces cost, time to go-live and production risk.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, guys, there's this simple principle I think you should learn - something that's funny the first time around becomes less and less funny with each subsequent iteration, until the point when it stops being funny at all.

You've just crossed that point.