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2328545 No.2328545 [Reply] [Original]

I am the foam of my sword.
Plastic is my body, and air is my blood.
I have ploinked over a thousand people.
Unknown to injury,
Nor known to realism.
Have withstood thumps to create soft weapons.
Yet, these hands will never hurt anything.
So as I pray, UNLIMITED NERF WORKS.

>> No.2328561
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>> No.2328565

>Yet, these hands will never hurt anything.
Lost here.

>> No.2328571
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I am bone Rin.

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I am the ball of my bearing
Steel is my body and spherical is my shape
I have served way over a thousand engines
Unknown to friction
Nor known to lubrication
Have withstood wear and tear to run machines
Yet these balls won't be touching anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Ball-Bearing Works

>> No.2328587

>>2328574
I enjoyed reading this one, good job.

>> No.2328589

>>2328574
>Yet these balls won't be touching anything

The ultimate heterosexual move.

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