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Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:56:29 2009 No.2319460 [Reply] [Original]

Good Morning /jp/.
I woke up wet again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:57:29 2009 No.2319465 Masturbate more often during the day and you won't have that problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:57:29 2009 No.2319463 Dammit Tenko!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:59:29 2009 No.2319470 Why don't you sleep in a pool of water?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:00:29 2009 No.2319478 >>2319465 >>2319460 yea it's not good to hold back. got to relieve some pressure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:02:29 2009 No.2319486 post some watersports

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:10:36 2009 No.2319512 Go back to /b/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:11:05 2009 No.2319515 >>2319512 God damnit I forgot to sage

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:12:29 2009 No.2319518 Go back to /b/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:18:02 2009 No.2319518,1 stupid

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:18:29 2009 No.2319542 What are the little blobs in the corner?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:19:29 2009 No.2319545 >>2319542 colors to copy and paste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:20:29 2009 No.2319549 >>2319542 Color palette.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:20:29 2009 No.2319552 its a color pallette derp someone COLORED A PICTURE and wants /jp/ to hang it on their fridge. i'd sage if I didn't do the exact same thing a few days ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:22:29 2009 No.2319563 Ran looks so adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:50:29 2009 No.2319667 File: 717 KB, 1000x1400, 1234141636196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This can't be posted often enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:56:29 2009 No.2319694 >>2319667 This makes me want to adopt her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 13:38:29 2009 No.2320023 >>2319667 SDM must be great

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 13:44:29 2009 No.2320052 File: 160 KB, 622x800, true art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's how you do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 13:48:29 2009 No.2320070 >>2320052 Flan's vagina impresses me with this display.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 13:56:29 2009 No.2320110 >>2320052 FUCK YEAH COMPUTER SCIENCE! WOOOO!

>>	Anonymous of Austria Fri Mar 27 13:58:29 2009 No.2320115 >>2320070 >Flan's vagina I don't think that came from there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 13:59:29 2009 No.2320118 >>2320070 Girls don't pee from their vagina.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:43:29 2009 No.2321582 File: 57 KB, 200x228, ranhatesyou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2320118 >>Girls don't pee from their vagina

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:48:29 2009 No.2321595 ITT we learn basic anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:49:29 2009 No.2321602 >>2321582 They don't. The vagina is only the birth canal; there're more than one hole down there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:50:29 2009 No.2321607 >>2321582 Where's my slowpoke smirk?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:52:29 2009 No.2321617 Wait, you guys are really that clueless about female anatomy? No wonder you're ronery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:52:29 2009 No.2321618 >>2321607 I'll get round to it eventually.

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:55:29 2009 No.2321629

>>2321602
Girls need to have a single cloaca from which they can piss, shit, cum or spit acid. Plunge in your dick, spin the roulette, have fun.

Actually, a secondary vagina in between the breasts would also be most useful... They also need structures like male moths' antennae with which to detect horny males and be instinctively inclined to sexually please them (well, sensitive noses can do that too, but antennae would be cuter I daresay. ) They should also reproduce parthenogenetically, so there are say...five, six? females per male.

Yep, now that would be good. Ought to note that down somewhere, in case someone decides to hand me the power to shape humanity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:04:29 2009 No.2321672 >>2321629 I'm a guy but can I have the antenna? Not for kinky stuff but because it'd look cool and maybe I could get FM radio off of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:05:29 2009 No.2321675 >>2321629 >They also need structures like male moths' antennae with which to detect horny males and be instinctively inclined to sexually please them This reminds me of Mnemosyne.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:05:29 2009 No.2321680 >>2321672 I'd rather leech of someones un-encrypted wifi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:10:29 2009 No.2321695 >>2321680 You don't need antennae to do that. And antennae are pretty damn conspicuous. Thank goodness for other people's unsecured networks!

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:11:29 2009 No.2321697
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>>2321672
Sure, it's not like female moths don't have the antennae, theirs are just not as good as the specialized pheromone detectors the males have. For hijacking electric fields though, you need those specialized organs sharks, platypi and a few other things have. Read up on them if you want, they're interesting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampullae_of_Lorenzini

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:12:29 2009 No.2321702 >>2321672 Just eat lots of sweet things and get fillings. Works for FBI transmissions too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:15:29 2009 No.2321710 >>2321702 But fillings are not moe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:16:29 2009 No.2321716 Why are they drying it out with the piss-stains still on it?

>>	Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f Fri Mar 27 21:10:29 2009 No.2322025 >>2321710 So you say

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