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My wife Patchy is thin and perfect.

>> No.23027909

>>23027904
Stealing and eating the emergency sandwiches Fatchouli stores between her fat folds!

>> No.23027931
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>>23027904
Can the Thinpatch faction and the Fatchouli派 compromise and agree that Patchouli has a deliciously phat double deluxe booty?

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>>23027909
Fat posters are /jp/'s version of the people who evoke mutt's law on /v/.

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My wife Patchy is fat and perfect.

>> No.23027957 [DELETED] 

>>23027932
I mean, Americans are pretty obsessed with the race of dicks in their porn. Pretty undeniable

>> No.23027982

>>23027932
What the fuck is mutts law and why are you dragging it into /jp/?

>> No.23027987

>>23027932
Holy fuck.
Those hands.

>> No.23028150

>>23027987
Imagine how well they'd be able to stimulate your prostate.

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sickhu

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>>23027982
YO.

>> No.23034738

>>23033191
/v/ tier memes sure are shitty huh

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>>23027904
I love bras.

>> No.23036986

Patchouli is big boned.

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>>23033191
Fuck. Off. /v/.

>> No.23037176

>>23034738
>>23037111
That's /pol/, though

>> No.23037272

>>23037176
True. /v/ tier memes are even shittier.

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my patchouli is lean, strong, and doesn't take shit from anybody

>> No.23041351

>>23037176
Same thing.

>> No.23042634

>>23027904
fat

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>> No.23045660

>>23042713
What are you looking at, weirdo?

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>>23045660
You. Quiet down, you're disturbing the witch.

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I think patch is cute and needs a nice big hug every now and then!

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>>23046171
Great. I'll distract Koa by hugging her, giving you a chance to move in for the kill and give Patchy a big hug!

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>>23046238
There's no need to distract Koa. She'd be all about this.

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>>23046395
I'm hugging her anyway, whether it's needed or not!

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>>23046421
How slovenly.

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ᵖᵃᵗᶜʰᵒᵘˡᶦ ˢᵐᵒˡᵉᵈᵍᵉ

>> No.23046557
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Thin book wife

>> No.23046660

Patchouli is one of the few characters where I am completely OK with both the thin interpretation and the fat interpretation. Both fit her.

>> No.23046919

>>23046660
I don't like her thin or fat. I just prefer her with small, medium or big tits.

>> No.23047756

>>23046919
This is the only wrong opinion on Patchi's physique.

>> No.23048574

>>23046660
misguided

>> No.23048996
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>>23046557
As in a wife who is thin and enjoys books, or a wife who is similar in some way to 'thin books?' Only one of these could be considered a compliment.

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>>23046171
I wish I could swap places with Koa.

>> No.23049156

>>23046557
Hardly ever walks, floats with magic.

Imagine how soft her feet are.

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>>23049156
Don't, actually. And soft, shmoft, the real question is how sensitive they are. How ticklish is Patchouli?
...don't imagine that either.

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>>23049142
Me too

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>>23049142
>>23049203
Me three!
I really wanted to find a dominant Koa picture here, but they're all too lewd...

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Netflix adaptation Patche

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>>23049528
What the fuck is this hair.

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>>23049183
You'd have to go easy on her. Her endurance to being tickled extensively would be terrible.

>> No.23052227

The only good thing about Patchouli is you also get a plenty of Koa(s) for free.

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>>23052227
Shit opinion

>> No.23052733

>>23048996
she enjoys thin books because she's a stupid idiot!

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>>23052733
You're on /jp/ and you don't know what "thin book" refers too?

>> No.23053104

>>23052841
it means a book that's thin for stupid idiots like you and patchouli!

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>>23053104
You're on /jp/ and you don't know what "thin book" refers too. And are insulting yourself too. That's pretty good.

>> No.23053201

I met your wife in tinder dude

>> No.23053229

>>23053193
you're not me wtf!!

>> No.23053979

>>23053229
Nice going you idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IORp_o7bnvM

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I bet patch has a really soft voice perfect for reading to me while I keep her warm with a blanket hug!

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>>23046465

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>>23039123
Yes. Fitchouli is the best and I want to paizuri her abs.

>> No.23055167

>>23054537
Fucking meanie.

>> No.23055215

>>23027904
stupid fucking sameface artist

>> No.23055541

Patchy

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>>23053229
>>23053979
I am a shadow, the true self!

>> No.23057705

>>23049528
what the fuck is this hair

>> No.23057761

>>23027904
>wife

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sleepy

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>>23060106
A-Anon... mind if I sleep in your room? Koakuma won't shut the fuck up and keeps "dropping the bomb", so I can't sleep.

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>>23061335
Sure, but you'll have to read me a story sometime with that soft voice of yours.

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>>23061335
>your room
Her room. You're just using it. Now scoot.

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>>23061335
I wish I were Patchy's pillow.

>> No.23068950 [DELETED] 

>>23027904

>> No.23068956

>>23068950
Why even fucking bump the thread if you won't even bother posting a picture?

>> No.23068974

>>23068956
It's an idolfag trying to slide threads, report and ignore

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Studying thelema with Patchy!

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>>23049156

>> No.23080803

>>23027904
She's fat dude

>> No.23080830
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I want to take it easy with Patche!

>> No.23082566 [DELETED] 

My wife patchy used to be thin, but now she is pregnant. And still perfect.

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My wife patchy used to be thin, but now she is pregnant. And still perfect!

>> No.23082708

>>23082566
with my child

>> No.23082741

>>23037176
/v/ is /pol/'s media branch.

>> No.23082912

>>23033191
no, that's just retarded memers and "red pilled" shitbrains

>> No.23083319

You guys seem to be know too much about /v/ and /pol/

>> No.23083539

>>23083319
should use cumbrain in a sentence, they really go off the shits then.

>> No.23083551

>>23037176
Who?

>> No.23084783
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patchy is sleep again...

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チュリー、ウッ!

>> No.23087414

>>23087408
どういうことなの・・・

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>>23084783

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>> No.23096783

>>23084783
>>23087636
Wake up fatty!!

>> No.23097372 [DELETED] 

>>23027904
fat lol

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>>23096783
heavy bones, not fat

>> No.23097930

>>23094466
Ah, having a fatty like Patchy trample my genitals would certainly burst my testicles...

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>>23060106

>> No.23112209 [DELETED] 

>>23027904
wife?

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>>23112209
yes, mine

>> No.23116490

>>23027904
Say something nice about her

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>>23116490
she knows all the spells

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>>23116490
She's really cute, pretty, and sexy! She's really wise, clever, and smart! What more could you ask for?

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>> No.23129806

I want to cum inside of Patchouli!

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>>23116490
Pig witch only play games and read everyday

>> No.23130743

>>23130304
Pig witch perfect for a mating press onadoll

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Shh, Patchy is studying.

>> No.23131435

>>23131129
>DROP THE BOMB

>> No.23133579

>>23131129
Why would she want to know something STUPID like that?

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>>23131129
Adorable.

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I want to cuddle with Catchouli

>> No.23138015

poncho

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>>23131129
>>23134003
You can't learn those things from a book, Patchu.

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>>23138479

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>> No.23144888 [DELETED] 

I wanna eat all her fat meat

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>>23131129
>>23134003
>boys
>husband

>> No.23150299

>>23140934
I would open it and read right infront of her!

>> No.23155585 [DELETED] 

>>23027904

>> No.23158391
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>>23130304

>> No.23158452

>>23150284
why is there a piece of string tied to their lips

>> No.23159403

>>23158391
I love this

>> No.23166040
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Why Patchouli has such fat breasts? What's the point?

>> No.23166081

>>23166040
Portable book stand!

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I think Patchouli is cute.

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>>23166040
>>23166081
Also works with smartphones or switches!

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>>23168765

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I want to spend cold, rainy day cuddling with Patche and listening to the sound of the rain.

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She's been getting increasingly forward lately... I wonder if Koakuma brought her some weird book that tricked her into doing stuff like this.

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>>23169036
Well, don't mind if I do, Patchy!
Slurp slurp!

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>>23169036
Pushy Koa is good.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7805

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Cuddling the cuddlehu!

>> No.23173618
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patchuppa

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>>23171699
God I wish she would cuddle me.

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>> No.23178171

>>23177451
this has beer bottle label vibes

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I love how soft patche is

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>>23180754
She floats everywhere and wears slippers, imagine how soft her feet are.

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>>23168818
>>23166081
Seems they work as cupstands too!

>> No.23186287

Anon from the /v/ Nia thread please tell me Patch accepted my offer. It's been all day and I havent heard anything please anon tell me she accepted

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>>23182191
Silky soft neet feet only ever used for footjobs...

>> No.23186962

>>23186678
>>23182191
I bet they're extra sensitive to tickling. I wonder what her reaction would be like... super cute, I bet.

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>>23186962
"I-I'm not ticklish at all anon, hmph."

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>>23189037
I guess you won't mind if I use a feather, then!

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>>23190104

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huh
uhh

>> No.23199896

>>23085451
>>23198515
C'mon fatchy! I believe in you, you can do it!!

>> No.23202775

>>23199896
It is unhealthy for asthmatic people to do heavy exercise. Please do not encourage the fattie to lose weight.

>> No.23204157

>>23202775
She can do light excercise! Basic stuff! Just to keep herself from getting too big, and to relieve some stress!

>> No.23205263

>>23120424
Are those Baldur's Gate spells?

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>>23207617
spell gone wrong

>> No.23212430
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useless witch

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>>23212430
Ahhh I love Patchy so much

>> No.23212545

Patchouli? More like Porkchouli lmao!

>> No.23213705
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Stop bullying Patche, she is just a bit plump, not fat.

>> No.23213913

>>23205263
Yes.

>> No.23215080 [DELETED] 

cowgirl

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>>23212526
Me too.

>> No.23218049

And fat, she is fat

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>>23218049
Phatchouli is fat
FAT!

>> No.23221662
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Patchouli had enough and is going to burn all the fatposters

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>>23221662
Still fat where it counts!

>> No.23226273

>>23221662
Burn your fats.

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Cute bloomers

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>>23233060

>> No.23236364 [DELETED] 

>>23027904
is fat

>> No.23239201 [DELETED] 

>>23027904

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>>23233064
Please do not expose Patchy's bloomers like that

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>>23240342
Patche is doing that herself though.

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>>23218049
>>23218053

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>>23178171
I would love to drink Patchy beer.

>> No.23245017

pocchari

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>>23244846

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stupid fat witch, I hate her!

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>>23248304

>> No.23249911

>>23204157
Light exercise, as in sex?

>> No.23250163

>>23249911
it doesn't work if you don't let her be on top

>> No.23250228
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>>23248341
I'm just kidding, I love this fat witch!

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Is she autistic? Why is she so weird?

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>>23254413
Reading books isn't autistic or weird!

>> No.23255099

>>23027932
What's inside the box?

>> No.23255108

>>23255099
That's an annotated book, anon.

>> No.23255128

>>23255108
Look at the back, next to the bookshelf

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>>23255128
Ah I see now, nice catch. Judging by the eyes it's probably some random demon she summoned by accident again!

>> No.23260250

>>23027904
Patchouli is a fat, disgusting, sick bitch. This is why we love her!

>> No.23260400
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Time for Patche to get fit

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>>23260400

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>>23260403

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>>23254413
She's just quiet and likes to read, nothing wrong with that.
>>23260403
Mad cute

>> No.23261619

>>23221662
One day. One day.

>> No.23261636

>>23027982
The mutt's law states than any time a new thread with an attractive woman as its OP is made, an american will come and post "she looks like she fucks black guys" and things along that line.

>> No.23261723
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Who is the father?

>> No.23261741

>>23261723
(You)

>> No.23266483

>>23027932
What the fuck this even means?

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>> No.23274741

>>23261723
who's the mom, you mean?

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>> No.23279180 [DELETED] 

>>23027904

>> No.23280938 [DELETED] 

>>23027904
fat

>> No.23282874 [DELETED] 

>>23218053
Based

>> No.23283082

I want to mating press an creampie the patcho

>> No.23285639 [DELETED] 

>>23027944
sure

>> No.23286916
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>> No.23286918 [DELETED] 

>>23027904
fat

>> No.23286953

>>23283082
all that post-sex hotdog-water sweat tho :/

>> No.23288595 [DELETED] 

>>23027904
fat

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Oh no! Someone is enjoying too many snacks while reading!

>> No.23293941

>>23290018
And this is a good thing, imagine resting your head on her soft and plump belly while you read books together.

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>> No.23305399

What are your thoughts on Patchouli Knowledge?

>> No.23305606

>>23141467
>CoMa State Rape!
>Seniors
>who
>turned
>into
>Beasts

Is Patchy trying to insinuate something? Is she coming on to me?

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>> No.23310432

>>23305606
Shes learning spells to cuddle/rape you. Just be cool man

>> No.23312451

>>23250228
Disgusting obese diabetic feet.

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Angsty patchy images are very cute

>> No.23319051

poncho

>> No.23322145

>>23319082
seeing patchy sick makes me sick

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>>23027904
Patche a fat! Big and fat

>> No.23327734
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Patche buns

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>>23327734

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>>23328534
plump plump plump

>> No.23341903

fatchouli posters can make their own fat threads, fatties

>> No.23346570

fatchy > anorexchy

>> No.23349412

>>23349289
All the doujin artist's brain cells are devoted towards drawing good and so everything other than the art is retarded.

>> No.23354372

>>23341903
Patchouly is canonically fat

>> No.23357258

>>23354372
Patchy is canonically flat*
fixed it for you, my friend

>> No.23368361 [DELETED] 

i found someone who made a genderbender of them becoming patchouli just because yuugi wants to rail her, but cant so she makes some guy into her

>> No.23368801

>>23368324
I bet you're right

>> No.23374698

>>23349289
You can only hypnotize if youre easily suggestible, which means she's into this stuff already and just needed a little hypnotic nudge.

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>> No.23389049

>>23388466
>mukyuu
What did she mean by this?

>> No.23403256 [DELETED] 

>>23397225

>> No.23420313

>>23409735
the book pirate

>> No.23428461

A cute asthmatic nerd.

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The plumphu

>> No.23431014

>>23428461
There's nothing cute about asthma. You have a cute daughter and now she suffers from asthma because you fucked some asthmatic wreck. What now?

>> No.23464366

>>23027904
>thin
That barely counts as thin.

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>>23027904
Face it anon, she barely exercised before and now with the quarantine she just has another excuse to indulge in her reading. She's getting even fatter.

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I dont care about what other people say about patche, I love her even though she is a fat autist dork nerd with asthma and other diseases who only reads!

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>>23464686
She deserves all our love. Thin or chubby, she's perfect.

>> No.23471069

>>23464366
thin, not anorexic

>> No.23503299

>>23489588
Seems Patche just found this thread

>> No.23519758

>>23436614
She was canonically warned that she would get fat by Remilia in the IaMP versus scripts.

>> No.23526048

>>23524834
I didn't imply she was fat, just was pointing to the anon's "canon" source.

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>>23519758
The remimimi also warns that fatchu is getting chubbier in one of the manga

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>>23517812

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Oh no, I think Patchouli is having an asthma attack!

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>>23538008
Oh no! She can't hold herself up! Quick, get her inhaler!

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>>23507745
She surely despises everyone in this thread, a serious girl like Patchouli has nothing to do with lewd horny faceless men who think she is a fat pig.

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>>23552038
that was a great read
wish it were longer

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>>23576986
I eat Koa
It's what I do

>> No.23595509

>>23595042
I wish my dreams were half as coherent. If Patchouli was in my dream she'd probably just help me find my missing octopus or some shit

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>>23595042
Sounds nice desu

>> No.23609251

>>23582721
reading this made me want to puke

>> No.23615743 [DELETED] 

>>23027904
fat

>> No.23628163

Squeezing Patchy's tummy and making a duck quacking noise! Doing this every day until you make Patchy anorexic! Squeezing Patchy's emaciated, anorexic tummy skin and making a duck quacking noise!

>> No.23636866
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>>23628163
>implying patchoo's that sensitive of her body image
Embarrassing that you'd think that!

>> No.23638538

>>23636866
Pictured: 2 fat slobs!

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