/alt/ - Alternative Idols General #371

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prev >>22695038

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>low effort op

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>>22707861
that is the best OP, we don't need videos and we especially don't need some stupid newb-bait "starter pack" bullshit

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remember: have fun out there

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>>22707854
Me on the left.

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>>22707882
very happy and wholesome task

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>>22707872
Stop being a dickhead.

Alternative Idol Starter Pack for the Newfriends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0d8opRIFro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkcAmJngckg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE30hseuL9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aSA81ej9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC4r6boCEOo

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>>22707895
Breaking News from Idol Underworld: Satanic Punish is returning to the idol world in March of 2020! I will be personally helping orchestrate their comeback, including filming their upcoming MV, working on a mini-doc about the comeback, and helping out as part-time staff at their debut live and possibly more. Their return date is set for MARCH 7th. Venue TBD. Please get ready... Satanic Punish is going to be THE group to get behind in 2020!

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>>22707895
Tell me about this qt here
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So is ZOC any good? Any opinions?

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Let's have less conflict and more appreciation for Idol.

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>>22707923
how about you search zoc on youtube and see for yourself

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>>22707895
good way to scare away all newbies

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>>22707930
Yeah a little low hanging question, I'm honestly more curious about Katy.

>>22707936
In love with her aesthetic.

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>>22707923
Yes, ZOC is good. If you enjoy WACK, you will enjoy ZOC.

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>>22707941
U r pedophile

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>>22707923
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>>22707936
Any cleavage pictures?

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>>22707923
She's our mommy. We all love and respect her and send her our dick pics every Sunday for Penis Inspection Day.

>>22707935
If you don't want to fuck your mommy, you don't belong on /alt/!

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>>22707967
Think about it.

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>>22707929
yes!

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>>22707895
I love my Mommy!

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>>22707929
I'd love to appreciate this cow's milkbags all night long damn

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>>22707936
I want to hurt Katy too.

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the bad side of free wifi: homeless psychos can write their nonsense in internet >>22707973

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>>22707895
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC4r6boCEOo
Holy shit I forgot how good this was

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ignore the village idiot who keeps talking to himself, and enjoy idol

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I didn't realise Risano was such a midget.

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>>22708075
maybe those are just very very tall ladies next to her

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>>22708067
I am enjoying thoughts of sniffing my mommy's farts!

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N1 memes for N1s
N5s won't understand

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the return of boomers is the worst thing that happened to this thread since cumposting
at least the halloween party was fun, but then nothing good happened

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>>22708175
ok n5

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>>22708184
don't you have another derek post to write

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I'm enjoying idol from the safety of my mother's basement free from the gaijin menace

Hold on I need to wash the dishes

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>>22708202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqyH4PI75Sc

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>>22708198
Why write the post when you're doing it for me right now for free?

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2020 is the revival of the #cum4idol movement

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>>22707918
this makes me very sad

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>>22707895
WACK's influence is too great.

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retard cosplayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkLci-k1mzo

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/alt/right cy8er poster reporting in
komaki poster meet me in shibuya station by the dog statue at midnight tonight and let's throw fists you fucking coward

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>>22708516
me on the left

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Mymei is my oshi.

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If we combini our powers we can stop the menace known as Derek

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>>22708641
https://twitter.com/yukuetsurezure/status/1212286276751114240
good pick

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>>22708659
To be honest all three of them are cute and oshi worthy but I went with Mymei.

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>>22708666
underrated small cuties

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>>22708686
Cuties indeed.

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Any of you white boys gunna be at kamiyado, or are you all too scared

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^ spear chucker

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>mfw I'm free and no longer some african-american's oshi

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>>22707854
>No MVs in the OP

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>>22708801
She's forever tainted. I will hide all posts containing this hide.

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>>22708801
She's forever tainted. I will hide all posts containing this idol.

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>>22708846
Komakiposter is an incel? Top kek.

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>>22708848
He used to write some extremely depressing shit in these threads back in the day.

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>>22708863
Yeah how he was a neetcuck living in his moms basement being suicidal.

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>>22708866
Komaki pulled him out of his suicidal tendencies and he abandoned her. Truly awful.

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>>22708875
I mean I would have understand if she graduated or got caught being a tinder whore. He is the worst of the worst.

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I want to impregnate Nagi

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>>22708875
The Virgin Dedication vs The Chad Hump & Dump

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>>22709277
>halfu
>gets shit genes
I feel sorry for her.

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>>22709289
>anon
>doesn't appreciate thicc thighs
I feel sorry for you.

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>>22709304
>those
>thicc
You sir are mistaken.

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https://twitter.com/fujishiroanna/status/1212917565434953729

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Choose.

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>>22709488
4th one from hte left.

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>>22709502
the first picture was enough

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>>22709488
all of their bare thighs and feet

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>>22709488
tall boots

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>>22709502
Vampire>Tamuco>Pinoco>>Tenten>>>Karaage

Don't think there's an image where that won't be the order unless you ask "which is the worst" in which case it'll always be in reverse

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>>22709502
>>22709645
Happy with my choice.

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^
literally all uggos

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^imagine being so blind

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Look at this cute rabbit! She was dreaming about being late for dance practice because the train was on fire!

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>>22709793
Based I agree.

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Why are there no watchable streams for the Premium and Party Stages at NPP? ATC has third world video quality and Yunaito's Premium Stage stream has third world framerate issues.

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>>22709812
>agrees with me
>superior mashiro
Good taste.

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>>22709785
Literally the ugliest Codomental group.

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>>22709842
Niconico

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>>22709878
doesn't mean shit since all the codomomental groups look great though

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>>22709944
Purple ones are the only ones that matter desu.

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>>22709944
>kaqriyo
namidamaru is very attractive
komariyuu is cute and smoll
sumomo is a weirdo which is cute in its own way
noarondo is quite stylish
dki is weird but still stylish i guess idk

>seireki13ya
cuties

>yukueshirezutsurezure
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>zenkimi
flawless mashiro, best horse, cute boy yotsu, weirdo akebono and funny hair oyatsu

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100% cute girls.
100% cute groups.

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>>22709970
Mommy yotsu*

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>>22709970
>namidamaru is very attractive
She's oddly attractive, objectively she has a lot of features that are actually ugly the more you look at her

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>>22710024
[insert confused bish(?) gif]

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>>22709972
200% SHIT

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greatest anime betrayal

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>>22710129
>betrayal
Rei made the right choice.

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>>22710129
GAB- Prelude

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>>22709502
I guessed right. Vampire best. Fuck the rest of them uggos

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yuzu has small hands

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>>22709652
Ten ten's photobook is out soon

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whoop

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>>22709652
so you like them cheap and street meat tier...

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>>22710391
I can't wait to have a book full with pictures of her looking sideways with the same dumb expression.

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>>22710460
...in a bikini

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The short haired girl on the premium stage is fucking beautiful

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>>22710474
why are you teasing us anon, post pictures...

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Kamiyado were 10x better than any other group. YouTube wota win again. To all my fellow YouTube wota, you need to go see them live, zenshinzenrei and grizzly are really good in person.
Only other group I saw at NPP that was anywhere near as good was shirokyan, but they themselves kinda suck, it’s 100% the wota and song quality

Also lmao at this Pepe display in village vanguard, especially the text which makes no mention of 4chan

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>>22710473
Cumbrain pedo, kys

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Yubune pits

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Less than two hours
https://sp.live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv323445332

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>>22710493

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This spook has no one to talk to about his experience in Japan except strangers on 4ch who don’t even like him? What a lonely existence. www

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>>22710520
Come to softbank dogbstatues in15minz

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>>22710626
huh? she is a fully grown adult

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>>22710708
It's on

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>>22711119

it's kaka

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>>22711119
good

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Bish has the last block

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>>22710868
I like him.

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ayuni is sweaty

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Taking a shit while thinking about my oshy feels so good

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>>22711586
>oshy
leave

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Puurui solo tour and and album.
Saki leaves gang parade after tour.

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Chichi, midoriko, tsukino, mon, uru, nao and wagg participate the audition camp.

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>>22711641
we really just need a different thread for this stuff, as it is not alt anymore, and is really just gimmick mainstream crap, with an emphasis on the gimmicks and stunts, these alt threads would be much better off if the wack stuff wasn't here and the fools that like wack could just stick together in their own wack world and leave this alt thread to the real alt stuff

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>>22711687
I honestly think this is better for both sides
/chikadoru/ when

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>>22711687
I concur. Wack deserves its own general

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>>22711687
Shut up, bitch.

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>2020
>niggas still think that they can successfully separate these threads

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Only estrogen rich nu-males with gender pronouns in their twitter bio are against WACK.

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>>22711750
I thought they were the ones loving WACK and projecting their sjw fantasies to all stunts WACK pulls

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>>22711926
Fuck, i really want to kiss Miri.

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Rukachan was cute today

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>>22711946
>best idols from their respective groups
What a good pic.

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>>22711946
Rukachan a cutie

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>>22711958
They always have the best costumes.

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Yeah, I’m glad I switched to being a kamiyado wota. They were so much better than everyone else.
Hopefully Mika doesn’t destroy her voice singing like that though.
YouTube wota win again.
Should I go to some jerbang shit live to press Derek?

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>>22711987
I enjoyed kamiyado but still prefered other groups. Happy for you that you found a group to enjoy though

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>>22712075
To the guy that was bitching about that outfit awhile ago on here, it looks way better in person. Don’t know why it looks so shit on video/in pics.

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>>22707941
She’s a cutter

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>>22712167
based

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>>22711905
No they're the ones who love Necronomidol and related groups

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cute shrine boy

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desu rabbits emi

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>>22712318

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new bis3 mv
https://youtu.be/rUzFO5qqMoA

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>>22711687

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>>22711687
>>22698134

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>>22712323
I love Ruka.

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>>22712355
awesome. mv of the year

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>>22712367
Just proves the point that we need s containment thread for ayuni pics

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Since you wanted it, i created /wagg/ for WACK groups

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>>22712428
thanks for showing how new you are to these threads
literally ins't going to work
nice troll

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>>22712439
Shut the fuck up Marlon

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Hands.

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>>22712428
momg was the better idea, create it again and separate yourself from us, everyone wants it

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>>22712545
The last momg thread was deleted within a minute. Fuck off janny.

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DERIC MUST BE STOPPED

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NEW THREAD
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>>22712615

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They tried threadsplitting with the WaSuta General, and they failed
They tried threadsplitting with the NijiCon General, and they failed
They're trying to threadsplit with the WACK General, and they will fail.

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>>22712740
mommy boys win again

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>they
Trolls tried to split the thread. This thread will fail too.

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>mommy thread deleted within minutes
get rekt

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>>22707944
I enjoy WACK and have no love for ZOC.

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WACK always wins, baby.

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>>22712839
The janny has spoken and mommy is alt. As such we will continue to post about mommy and make threads about mommy in the alt threads. Please refer to the new alt OP here >>22707895

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>>22712954
no one is against mommyposting though

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mommy posters want to be oppressed so badly

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>>22712372
me too anon

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>>22712740
>WaSuta General
>NijiCon General
I should've come sooner

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>>22712740
"They". It's the one loser who always complains about Terry, Jerry and Garry, and he's been doing this for years.

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>Wack thread btfo

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Anyone else hate niggers?

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wow the purge was pretty hardcore desu

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Damn janny even me? The fuck did I do

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And for some reason these posts stay up?
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>>22707973
Get it fucking together janny

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support DIALOGUE+

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Why is Derek trying to muck up the idol scene cant he try to make money somewhere else yikes

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Pour lui returns to solo activities for the third time with new album and tour. She has infinite credit on watanabe and matsukuma.
Also she said she is not part of wack.

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>>22713256
>I'm a big fan of Pour Lui
said no one ever

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>>22713256
yeah no one gives a fuck about her bro

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https://twitter.com/kaqriyo_snamida/status/1213029652219875328
a lucky girl!

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whatever happened to the airi poster? he used to really rile people up around here. i miss that.

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>>22713304
Shut up Derek

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>>22713274
That's why I posted it

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Napi poster : dead
Hazuki poster : dead
Su poster : dead
Perorin poster : dead
Nagi poster : dead
Airi poster: apprehended
Ao poster : dead
Komaki poster : turncoat
Ano feet poster : dead
Togaren poster : dead
Fukase poster : dead

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>>22713503
idols wearing suits are kakkoii
wish it were more common desu

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https://twitter.com/lTfC8qI4PATLiaC/status/1210404591994466306
This is real?

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>>22713576
No, CGI.

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>>22713503
I love coco but can she please adherevto the hair colour coding?

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Just came

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Saki Sama,

If I could hug you and tell you that you are beautiful person, I would. You remind me of Thomas the Tank Engine, always dependable. You shouldn't use so much energy covering the lower part of your face, you are beautiful, let the world see. You are special and talented. You give it your all and inspire so many of your fans. When they come to see you it is thank you, to thank you for changing their lives. Thank you, Saki Sama, for entertaining all of us. Forever smile, please become my wife.

Suncerely,

Anony

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^ all trash

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Wtf happened to wagg and momg

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>>22714069
what a generous cute boy

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Does anyone else really like the new cyber mv and song? I keep listening to it, it's stuck in my head.

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>>22714193
it's a pretty good kyary song so yeah

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>>22714193
I like it too

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>>22714205
Need to filter problematic artists through perfect idols. Also Pochi's hair looks so much better brown.

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>>22714193
I almost vomited while watching.

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Yes, saiba is the saikou!

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My favorite idol group is Bellring Shoujo Heart.

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>>22714163
in fact she never shares the grub

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>>22714415
oh no!

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>>22713503
Forever smile, please become my wife.

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lolololol

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>>22713246
the facebook and podcast and youtube and homiblog posters were bad enough for the scene, he is just another in a long line of mucking up the scene

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>>22714545
I mean I got to see oyaholo in New York so that was nice. Are people still upset about the merch site or is there something else?

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>>22714590
how can you be so fucking dense you overweight 50 yr old divorcee

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>>22714600
Honestly even if I got paid to keep up on what you guys are upset about I still wouldn't pay attention. It's like having some autistic bitchy girlfriend or something.

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Why is saki leaving gang parade?

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>>22714607
>durr im a newfag lulz I dnt kno hehe

>>22714613
Marrying Anonykun

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>>22714640
So it is just still the dumb store, ok.

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>>22714662
god i wish that were me

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>>22714607
>you guys
It is just one newfag autistic guy who is REALLY autistic. Like everyone else is just posting pics of idols and enjoying idols and he's gotta make roughly 1500 posts a thread that are all about Derek. Like he's literally autistic and not just a meme.

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>>22714767
Nah Derek is cancer

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Which idols smell strongly but in a nice way?

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>>22714812
top 10 loveable dorks of /alt/

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>>22714812
/ourgirl/

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Literally the only argument the discord fags have is that Derek is bad because he introduces more White people to the scene which means they become less special and all their years of studying Japanese to become "N1" will have been for nothing since 50 year old balding divorcees will get the same attention from idols as them despite being "N5".

Notice how they also always go on about how these 50 year old Babymetal divorcees don't behave "properly" (despite them not trying to help them because they're beta bitches who can only badmouth them on anonymous imageboards and in private discord servers) create a bad image for westerners and by extension them. This is because they know that they're always going to be judged by their appearance first and all their years of studying Japanese won't matter if most Japanese fans and idols assume they're the same as the Babymetal grandpas and avoid them because of that.
>nooooooo please I'm not like them please don't ignore me! I'm N1! please flatter my nihongo and tell me I'm jouzu please!
Is what it boils down to and it's actually pretty pathetic.

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Why is "on the pavement" such a popular photograph style?

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>>22714926
>discord fags are suddenly the ones that are anti derek
you are either a mentally challenged newfag or a dumbass with a piss poor attempt at revisionist history. get the cock out of your mouth and begone from this place.

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no one talked about idol underworld or derek before the return of momg

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I'd like to apologize for bringing this up in the first place. Also why couldn't she find a Johnny Mnemonic pinball to pose next to?

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>>22714926
No one likes you Gary

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>>22714954
because she is a fallen angle who fell down to earth from heaven

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>>22714926
so accurate it triggers

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>>22714864
idols i don't like smell of booze, stale cigarettes and vaguely of semen. idols i do like smell of flowers.

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>>22715043
Can we agree that this is the worst lingling's hair has been and hope it never gets this bad again?

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>>22714984
Notice how the Derek bashing and personalities obsession every other post intensified when the ""/alt/ old guard"" came back and started shitting threads up with their garbage copypastas and threadsplitting with the /momg/ bullshit
They were literally handing out invites to their discord the other day. We're not as stupid as you think you are, and you're not as clever as you think you are.

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>>22715053
We never know what's next for her hair. She's yet to have that Skrillex haircut.

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I am absolutely ashamed that I have caused such a level of beefing in this thread. Please take these feet as a peace offering.

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>>22715053
no

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>>22715066
>We're not as stupid as you think you are
So stupid it is SAD

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>>22714926
Calm down marlon, this is embarassing

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>>22715066
ok n5

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Big boogieman known as /alt/ old guard

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>>22715104
He's not wrong.

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>>22714926
>thinks the N1s are elitist

Let me guess, you've never read 5ch before have you? Oh wait of course you haven't because you're N5.

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cute boy

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What I'm about to tell you might sound eerily similar to the type of horror stories that recent resident punching bag Derek Vasconi writes, but I assure you of its veracity.

It was a cold January night.

Japan had only just seen in the New Year, and after a few days of spending time with their families, celebrating another successful year of hard work and resting in preparation for the next, idols were returning to Tokyo to resume activities. Stomachs filled with delicious dishes from their hometowns, and a pat on the back from their parents wishing them the best of luck with their idol activities, they could not have known what horror the night would bring upon them.

A standard taiban, with the wota they know so well, with their fellow idols they always share a laugh with in the dressing room. It was an ordinary event like many of the hundred odd ones a budding Tokyo chika idol group would do every year. At least, it was supposed to be.

Don't get me wrong, the song and dance proceeded without a hitch. The atmosphere was electric, the wota so happy to see their idols, and the idols so happy to be on stage again. The girls felt on the top of their game, this was going to be their year. And it would have been, if not for... Him.

While the performances had gone without much trouble, there was something off. Something they had all noticed. A new face in the crowd. Bieber hair. Unkempt beard. An unnerving smile. Group after group, The Man's soulless, consuming gaze did not fail to send a chill down each of their spines as they took to the stage for their sets. Fear had been struck into their hearts. Fear of who this man was, fear of what He might do come buppan. An almost primordial fear, fear that was rightly held.

Our girls the ravens, There There Theres (TTTs), were the unfortunate victims of what I can only describe as a humanitarian catastrophe, a terror not felt by the Japanese since 11/3, or the Aum Shinrikyo subway gas attacks. For The Man had consumed copious amounts of an unidentified liquid, and was left intoxicated. In this state, He had found his target: Kai, from TTTs. He wanted a cheki, and nothing was going to keep him from getting it.

A poor girl, her first time seeing the group she so passionately supported over the internet from her home up in Hakodate, was the first to fall victim to his onslaught. Standing in the line to take a cheki with Kai, she was brutally assaulted by The Man, who had felt that it was his right to get a cheki with Kai next. Despite The Man's short stature, she quickly fell to his blows. Repeatedly yelling, "KAI-CHAN, KAI-CHAN! CHEKI KUDASAI!" the stench of sulfur from his unholy mouth stung the eyes of any who tried to restrain him, as He continued to trample the poor girl.

Now, if He had bought a cheki ticket, giving him the opportunity to take one with Kai, He might have been forgiven as just another foreigner, slightly too eager and uninhibited to follow common social conventions. But The Man instead attempted to pass off his Suica card, a card used in the Tokyo transportation system for the fast and easy payment of fares, as a cheki ticket. Suica cards are not accepted legal tender in the purchase of cheki.

Luckily, The Man's vicious attack was soon put to a halt. He was apprehended by another foreign wota, an ex-French military serviceman identified only by his beret. When the Beret managed to pull him off the girl and away from Kai, as a last resort The Man attempted one final, despicable act. He pissed himself. Like a frightened animal, The Man unleashed the contents of his bladder all over himself, and all over the poor girl he had physically assaulted, denying her her cheki, and her dignity.

Tossed out to the cold by the brave Beret, The Man stalked the venue for a while after, occasionally eating trash off the ground to sate his appetite, and screaming "TADAIMA" at passersby for whatever reason. He eventually disappeared, allowing the trapped wota and idols to finally return home.

It was only a few minutes, but the havoc The Man had wrought forever changed the lives of those affected. Poor girl was traumatised, never attending an idol live again, and Kai took a few days off from performing, shaken by what she had seen transpire before her. The venue had suffered property damage as well, due to the tables knocked over and glasses broken in the struggle, with the floor needing to be replaced due to The Man's unremovable piss stains.

Only a single photo from that cursed night remains, and to this day it's only spoken of in whispers. Whispers of the... Pissu Pantsu Gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22714161
He's mad he ran out of hot pockets, and his mom won't run to the grocery store. Such a hard life he lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715130
> might sound eerily similar to the type of horror stories that recent resident punching bag Derek Vasconi writes
Needs more 4th grade level writing skill attempts at human dialogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715130
Can't believe Derek would write a story about my boy Larry like that. Pretty rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715130
you forgot this

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715128
very cute boy

[Anonymous No.]

The Fun Standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715265
This brothel sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715280
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715216
The myth, the legend, the one person who nearly caused more damage then all the newfags combined. Spectacular pissu pantsu anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Come walk with me Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715665
*stone cold stuns her*

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715665

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715665
are we goiung to church

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

me in the back, just looking for some brita filters

[Anonymous No.]

>>22710129
I still need to know what happened between these two resubians that made them hate each other so.

[Anonymous No.]

>Eat your food Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715717
>hate each other
do they

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22715725
I don't think there was any big falling out or something. Rei just left to focus on brats and left Rie in the lurch. Maybe they got a secret marriage in Kyoto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715813
yes they got married to me :)

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw i read "left rie in the church"
i blame misa

[Anonymous No.]

>>22714926
fcuk off John Weiner, you are also part of the problem

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGzZa5AGKbs
>Jun Kobayashi, Janice Hirayama, Do not participate because of late night.
Elf princess Jun is 18. How old does she have to be to perform a late night gig?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/AraiHitomidesu
/alt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716109
i like retro gimmicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716109
>avex
well wasuta is posted here
& i dig her retro aesthetic desu, might check her stuff later

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716120
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>no new cute boy fukas since christmas 2019

[Anonymous No.]

>consistent stream of cute girl Rukas since 2015

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716187
well aren't you lucky

[Anonymous No.]

If your oshi doesn't know your name, you shouldn't be posting on /alt/. If your oshi doesn't know your twitter handle, you shouldn't be browsing /alt/. This isn't 48 shit, so you either need to support your girl or get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

^
imagine crying this much

[Anonymous No.]

well here's a smug wasuta ruka since I don't have new cute boy fuka to post

[Anonymous No.]

Mymei is my oshi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716197
I hung out with my oshi and we had beer after her work day. She is retired from idol and married now. uwu

[Anonymous No.]

Best song in 4k let's celebrate Youtube White Canvas bros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0GkI5X65Ns

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Smug on the slopes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716203
imagine being an N5

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716773
Me on the chairlift

[Anonymous No.]

>be landowner
>spend most of day wageslaving for a race of people that despise you for your skin colour and barely tolerate your presence
>pay taxes to a country that does not view you as a human being
>when you're done, cram yourself into a sardine can of a train going downtown with other smelly greasy Japs
>go to run-down livehouse
>spend more money than the quality of the venue and acts are worth to get in
>spend 5x the market price for a watered down cup of beer
>spend actual money just to stand next to your oshi for less than 2 minutes while she pretends with glazed over eyes to tolerate your gaijin stink and that you're an interesting person she enjoys seeing
>spend actual money buying their overpriced low qualtiy goods to "support" them
>do this multiple times a week
>all while being surrounded by balding old pedophilic Japanese men and other basedboy weeaboos who piss themselves because they cannot hold their booze
>go home to your shoe closet of an apartment
>go on 4chan.org/jp and pretend you're an "elite"

Meanwhile
>be youtube wota
>get the music for free.
>free access to live performances whenever you want via people who film it, without actually having to be in a literal shitpit and avoiding getting pissed and assaulted by a white boy
>get the exact same level of attention from your oshi via social media for free
>all from the comfort of your own room, with a drink in hand of choice that you got for a price landowners can only dream of

Landowner smugness is perhaps the biggest meme in this general
>B-BUT I GET TO SEE MY OSHI THOUGH :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>22717061
me face down and freezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716197
If your oshi doesn't even know a basical strategical overview of the Battle of Waterloo, they shouldn't even be anywhere near the public sphere.

By the way what is an oshi?

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>>22716270
if so, why do you feel the need to post it? to attract some other douchebags to her social media so they can be douchebags posting their cringey English or google translated Japanese comments to her feed? I see no desirable benefit in posting my oshi here or anywhere actually, next thing you know some Andreu type will see it and end up ruining your own social media experience with their relentless stupidity. This is how the whole Derek phenomenon started in the first place and now look what happened.....

I'm glad nobody posts my oshi here, and the last thing I would ever do is mention my oshi anywhere on social media, it is bad enough that there are blogs and pages that specialize in attracting the gaijin douchery from their Babymetal or BiSH hangouts or whatever gawd awful mainstream places they are already infested in

[Anonymous No.]

>>22717193
...or worse, you might attract some anime loving fat white girls to start making memes about your oshi....... and you will have yourself to blame

[Anonymous No.]

do not post your oshi somewhere else whiny bitch

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[Anonymous No.]

from yesterday

mameshiba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ne2XXvOUM
wagg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASvfy0mfw0
carry loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGvxFhWz6mE
bis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6dGiGb80Xc
empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ahQv2agSvo
gangparade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siUX-JKW6oY
bish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMBrtTyGh1A

the whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sIxAPQaYEI

[Anonymous No.]

>>22717336
/wagg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22717336
thanks, i missed a lot

[Anonymous No.]

wota saluting their 14 year old oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>22717676

[Anonymous No.]

>>22717676
>>22717679
15*
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Hazuki. Pretty Ririka.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The final (and best) ex-DOT has made it at last.
https://twitter.com/mydear2020_yumi
https://twitter.com/MyDear_official

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

^ no one cares

[Anonymous No.]

^ oh he mad

[Anonymous No.]

^^
everyone cares about cute boys*

[Anonymous No.]

R U K A
U
K
A

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22718414
crazy how there isn't a single cute girl among them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22718461
crazy how you're blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>22718461
crazy how there isn't a single hair on your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>22718461
Post your top 3 cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/appare_may/status/1213450876020379648

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716773
But who’s taking the picture? Oneesan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22718834
https://twitter.com/appare_rea/status/1213451619003559938

[Anonymous No.]

>• ̫ •っ
comfy idol

[Anonymous No.]

Someone tell derek to load up on Misa chekis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22717679
>>22717676
>>22717280
bruh
https://twitter.com/toricago_O/status/1213455239841370112

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[Anonymous No.]

Which Idol's ass would you like to eat the most?
For me, it's Okada Ayame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22718989
>the literal worst and ugliest nijicon
mate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22714926
>discord fags
There is a discord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715712
She looks like that one tiktokker

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716187
>>22716190
>>22716213
>>22718324
Rukachan is such an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>22718989
Please don't look at Okada with such eyes.
If Okada read this, wouldn't you feel sorry?

[Anonymous No.]

don't lewd idols

[Anonymous No.]

>>22716197
One day she’ll remember me

>This isn't 48 shit
At least my 48 oshi knows me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719002
No and no, that's Rio.
Ayame IS the thiccest I would like to add.

>>22719040
It's the highest compliment I can give though

>>22719047
Some idols are just MEANT for lewding though...

[Anonymous No.]

I just came to an idol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22718840
volleyball chad

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/janusgemini69/status/1213260284397117441?s=21

>XXL
Based Janus

[Anonymous No.]

>>22715130
>ex-French military serviceman identified only by his beret.
Aren't you talking about the awkward ass French Nazi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22718989
I don't engage in gay adjacent stuff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719481
only hardcore faggotry for you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719050
>48 oshi knows my name
Go easy on your wallet there, kid. You won't have money to support non-shit or eat.

[Anonymous No.]

虹コン
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFfdN0N6KL0

[Anonymous No.]

Okada Ayame thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's a new decade. Let's all make a positive change in our lives this decade and take turns sharing our changes.
This decade my resolution is to become Rabbit Hutch TO! I want to help spread love and cheer and show the Rabbit Hutch girls that dreams really can come true.
Who wants to share next?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22719221
Reviewbrah looking bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719703
he has better fashion sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719625
I'm trying to be less depressed and hopefully that'll get me to start learning Japanese again.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Katy trigger anons so hard? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719717
Have you considered getting a script for ADHD meds and just going full no life grind mode? Not a permanent solution of course but a temporary one while you work through your rut maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719770
Cute. I was gonna post this, but couldn't find a good caption. This is decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719723
because she's got a "particular" fashion sense/living style and it triggers incels who say she isn't pure/clean/whatever
even though what they like the most is gravure

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719723
Literally one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

very cute devils
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMS-czfuURw

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719769
It's more a motivation think where I invariably decide I'm never going to japan ever so fuck it.

I think I just need to keep adjusting my attitude and work through personal shit. Then I probably just won't get so discouraged with it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22719790
It's a few.

[Anonymous No.]

where's
pan
luna
leafy
poster, i kinda miss them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719803
You'll make it over one day, anon. Just do your reps and come drink zeros with the landowners.

[Anonymous No.]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1211972330496438273/pu/vid/720x1280/yrd3_bKiwq3EJ14v.mp4?tag=10
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1211971692496588801/pu/vid/720x1280/PNYbLTAeMVuQU-rx.mp4?tag=10

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719803
Hang in there anon
Your oshi is waiting for you, I’m sure you’ll find a way to get through it
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1213506299951894528/pu/vid/720x1280/FBqiFfMx-kIOiock.mp4?tag=10

[Anonymous No.]

>anon, say "aaaaah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719997
Just ate the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>22719851
here

[Anonymous No.]

support DIALOGUE+

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/wC_53C3tbfI?t=461

This is NOT OKAY. That poor girl!

[Anonymous No.]

Tamane is cuuuuute!

[Anonymous No.]

new
>>22720650
>>22720650
>>22720650