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Monstergirl thread Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:20:25 2019 No.22691772 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:20:55 2019 No.22691776 Bully the shorties! And Happy New Year!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:23:39 2019 No.22691792 Remember the best start of a new year for your momster is to be impregnated by her favorite man!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:24:30 2019 No.22691796 File: 2.71 MB, 1638x3484, 1487448014391.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The weather outside is frightful, but her hugs are so delightful

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:25:12 2019 No.22691802 >>22691776 Impregnate the shorties!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:26:03 2019 No.22691807 File: 74 KB, 780x627, ENGmxLBUwAA29TZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Living the dream

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:29:14 2019 No.22691821 >>22691807 Yeah except a huge tittied mature fox that is ashamed how you fucked her so hard she reverted to her feral stage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:29:30 2019 No.22691822 File: 79 KB, 680x408, 78620225_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy New Year!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:29:39 2019 No.22691824 File: 147 KB, 478x510, 1543189008374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691792 New years under the waifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:31:15 2019 No.22691833 >>22691792 I want to impregnate my waifu right as the new year starts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:33:10 2019 No.22691841 >>22691772 Monsters with really really THICC accents.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:35:55 2019 No.22691856 File: 289 KB, 472x600, 1504044524919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691841 White Horns with Minnesota accents

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:36:11 2019 No.22691859 >>22691792 >by her favorite man! Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:36:24 2019 No.22691861 I want a kitsune wife for the new year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:43:40 2019 No.22691894 New profile when?

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:46:13 2019 No.22691910

How do each member in your harem interact with each other? I'll start:
>Basilisk acts as the leader. Quiet and overprotective. She does have a more rowdy side, but she won't show it unless it's in the bedroom.
>Shoggoth acts as the maid. She is willing to serve the other monsters in the harem, but not without mumbling some rude comments upon leaving earshot.
>When the Gremlin isn't being teased for her size, hobbies, and shut-in lifestyle, she is being praised like a saint for fixing something broken by the other girls, or for her frequent gifts she gives as "rent for living here, and the time spent with anon."
>The Lich is both the spokesman and organizer of the harem, when they have requests or plans that involve the husband. She is very talkative, but almost everything she says goes over everyone else's heads. Likes to hang out with Gremlin when she isn't working on her magical studies.

Maritan Tue Dec 31 16:48:33 2019 No.22691924

>>22691640
You'll have it eventually, no worries.
Actually, there's a daki commission of Mari at some point, and they have pregnant alts.
So something to look forward to.

>>22691657
I've always been split between succubi and Angels honestly.
In the end, angels was what I picked. There's just something about their nature being corrupted that I enjoy~

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:48:59 2019 No.22691927 >>22691824 >Live on one of the top floors in a sky scraper in MGC >Have your bed Turned towards your floor-to-ceiling window >Your hellhound wife is riding you revers cowgirl as the two of you watch the fireworks outside

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:50:14 2019 No.22691936 File: 1.11 MB, 1251x2000, scyllababydoll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scylla. Artist: https://twitter.com/nekofondue

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:52:11 2019 No.22691953 >>22691927 It's always nice to see the city fireworks go up to mark the coming of a new year. That said, they pale in comparison to the fireworks going off inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:54:52 2019 No.22691963 >>22691924 You should lewd your profile angel. She's cute.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:55:43 2019 No.22691967
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Whenever I come back to take a look at these threads, I'm always creeped out. The pointless vanity, the empty "happiness". It's like everyone here just gave up on life and instead chose to blindly be "happy", being escapists and stuff. Its creepy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:56:29 2019 No.22691969 >>22691963 She already gets fucked by male monsters just like the lilim

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:57:46 2019 No.22691972 >>22691936 God bless you Silent for always bringing in new scylla stuff

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:58:32 2019 No.22691973

>>22691540
Hey, that's a bit unfair of you. An Underdark which makes slavery profitable, humane, and consistent is something no doubleD has ever managed to my knowledge. I'm not particularly conversant with that bit of lore, but what little I know is absolutely nuts. KC has been pretty neglectful on that facet of social life as well. Someone noting the flaws in a complex subject and offering solutions is generally what most people consider to be *helpful*. So maybe you should be giving me a dormmamu-arugal-origato instead of blaming me for innate complexity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:59:11 2019 No.22691976 >>22691969 I prefer to call my dick "the creature", thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 16:59:14 2019 No.22691977 >>22691936 >dont underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:01:00 2019 No.22691983 >>22691859 Your dad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:03:59 2019 No.22691997 File: 42 KB, 697x378, 1555110641173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691927 >wild sex with Hellhound while fireworks are going off outside >not pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:05:39 2019 No.22692001 Maximum oppai Lizardman

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:07:48 2019 No.22692008 >>22692001 So Cattleya?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:08:59 2019 No.22692012 >>22692001 Is she Aztec?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:13:12 2019 No.22692024 Tsurara-onna Kolin

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:15:46 2019 No.22692035 >>22692008 Bigger. >>22692012 Nah, French

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:15:58 2019 No.22692036 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1485218765061.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691796 Le tits now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:16:15 2019 No.22692038 >>22692001 I shall take advantage of her weakness and initiate rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:18:07 2019 No.22692053 >>22692038 >Learn grappling style. >use it soley to grab big tittied MGs from behind and go full milking motion on their overly large tits. Gotta get her declaring you're dishonorable while her knees shake an she drops her weapons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:21:14 2019 No.22692072 >>22692053 What if they have trained in breast fu? Or are Breast Mages? I CAST TITS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:21:33 2019 No.22692076 >>22692035 >Bigger Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:25:17 2019 No.22692094 >>22692076 I like them big. >>22692072 Only works offensively, not defensively.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:27:51 2019 No.22692113 >>22692094 Bigger than cattleya's? She's huge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:29:15 2019 No.22692124 >>22691894 KC said recently we're definitely getting new profiles in 2020

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:29:53 2019 No.22692129 >>22691792 I'm going to get a little sister? Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:30:38 2019 No.22692131 >>22692113 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:32:31 2019 No.22692141 Happy mouse year anon! https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78617919

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:32:36 2019 No.22692143 >>22691972 Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:33:38 2019 No.22692148 >>22692129 >Not getting a baphomet to use weird time fuckery on you to give yourself an onee-san casual

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:41:04 2019 No.22692171 >>22692141 I miss mousefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:41:59 2019 No.22692178 File: 1.64 MB, 1474x2122, 78630891_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692141 Year of the Naz

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:47:38 2019 No.22692204 File: 1.38 MB, 1200x1600, 75111322_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:48:58 2019 No.22692219 >>22691859 Tyrone

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:51:23 2019 No.22692243 >>22692219 Biggums

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:51:27 2019 No.22692245 >>22691967 Life sucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:53:07 2019 No.22692260 >>22692171 Good riddance

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:53:34 2019 No.22692262 >>22692131 You're a madman, I'm telling you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:54:24 2019 No.22692273 >>22692262 Don't care, gonna fondle some massive lizardman funbags till she's limp and panting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:54:40 2019 No.22692276 >>22691967 I mean, I've always been an escapist, monstergirls and MGE just gave me more stuff for my daydreaming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:55:00 2019 No.22692280 >>22692260 How rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:57:08 2019 No.22692291 >>22692276 remember that one game where the moral was against escapism even though the kid was freaking cripple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 17:59:29 2019 No.22692304 How does a man end up in Cat Kingdom Gulag?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:00:07 2019 No.22692306 >>22692036 Strong words for someone in ab licking range

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:01:02 2019 No.22692313 >>22692304 Terrorizing the local elementary school with a spray bottle and a vacuum cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:01:05 2019 No.22692314 File: 416 KB, 1012x1550, 1526912548183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy New Year

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:02:31 2019 No.22692327 >>22692304 You didnt let them catch the red point

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:02:41 2019 No.22692328 File: 362 KB, 798x700, sleep gazer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think Undead would go on a tirade about RE2Make and RE3Make being released? I'm sure Gazer would troll the shit out of them if they did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:04:47 2019 No.22692335 >>22692291 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:05:57 2019 No.22692343 Happy new year from the only continent that matters

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:06:17 2019 No.22692344 File: 319 KB, 1200x1600, 1554270649958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691807 I'm more into Christmas cakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:10:17 2019 No.22692359 >>22692343 gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:12:59 2019 No.22692375 File: 328 KB, 1136x1624, ENGLuvmUEAIh8KD.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691967 It's a good coping mechanism, especially if you're ugly like I am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:15:13 2019 No.22692387 >>22691967 Joke's on you anon, after I took the escapism pill I got a job, started working out and am about to go back to school. I'm the happiest and most successful I've ever been since I became a waifufag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:15:20 2019 No.22692388 Happy new year anons!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:15:52 2019 No.22692389 >>22692314 Happy new year anons. Just remember that his is just another year for 500+ year old undeads, but they still like to see you happy, so they play along.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:17:42 2019 No.22692402 File: 363 KB, 950x1306, 1568486046124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692314 It was an hour ago, but close enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:25:55 2019 No.22692451 >>22692291 If a guy cockblocked me from getting it on with a bunch of Viera, I'd not let him live it down. Fuck you Marche.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:27:23 2019 No.22692461 >>22691967 >when you get a gf and now live two lives

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:27:49 2019 No.22692463 >>22692451 He was right, your waifu would still be an illusion

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:29:50 2019 No.22692478 >>22692291 Wasn't there an edgy war game that had that message?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:34:00 2019 No.22692500 >>22692463 Illusion I could still somehow bang.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:35:01 2019 No.22692506 >>22691967 How new

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:36:34 2019 No.22692524 >>22692304 >not giving a catgirl your food >not letting a catgirl sleep on your stuff >petting a catgirl >NOT petting a catgirl basically anything and everything, if you are an unmarried male in cat kingdom it's open season for the cat police

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:46:58 2019 No.22692601 File: 71 KB, 680x340, 78514622_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lonely moth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:51:06 2019 No.22692622 File: 178 KB, 1080x1776, dormouse16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691772 >Not making the OP image a rodent girl to bring in the Year of the Rat Extreme disappointment, faggot

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:51:42 2019 No.22692629

>>22691967
>Anon talking in a bar over a drink
>"You know, I've come to accept the idea of living the rest of my life alone."
>"It's silly to fantasize about this when I realistically have nothing to offer to a woman."
>"Some people are just not made for relationships anyway."
>"It's okay, I've already went so far by myself, I don't need anyone and nobody needs me."
>Succubus next to him gnashing her teeth so hard that her dentist's child will get an extra big birthday present

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:52:46 2019 No.22692638 >>22692622 Chinese New Year is on 25th.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:54:15 2019 No.22692647 File: 805 KB, 1035x675, 45ad401d10dae2734e6ffdc5f9d7fde7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many kids they can give birth in a year?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:55:07 2019 No.22692656 >>22692638 Yes, but everyone just celebrates it on the 1st anyways. Lot of nips flooded Pixiv with mouse girls today to open the New Year

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:56:36 2019 No.22692666 File: 54 KB, 1080x604, PA-I-ZU-RI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:57:03 2019 No.22692672 File: 1.07 MB, 1068x1510, 2563.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691824 I wish to spend New Years on a farm surrounded by cows goats and sheep!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:57:15 2019 No.22692677 >>22692656 Really? Post the good ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:58:05 2019 No.22692682 Time to impregnate a hinezumi starting at midnight!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:58:55 2019 No.22692688 >>22692647 .1

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 18:59:18 2019 No.22692691 >>22692629 What happens next?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:00:23 2019 No.22692697 If I want a bodyguard waifu should I go for Jinko or Minotaur?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:01:17 2019 No.22692701 >>22692697 Ochi

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:01:37 2019 No.22692704 File: 334 KB, 3000x3600, XrMXRjO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692697 Neither You will not find a single more protective wife than a shog

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:02:01 2019 No.22692705
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>>22692647
Pregnancy is probably the same length of time that it is for a human, so 9 months. Also got to consider that monster girls are much harder to get pregnant, though KC did say mouse girls are some of the quicker breeders of all the monster girls. Gonna say that probably cancels out the long time between conception among monster girls. So a mouse girl could probably pump out 1 baby a year, which for monster girls, is a lot.

Of course, if you marry your daughterus too, the number of kids you have a year will exponentially grow as they start coming of age. A course of action, I recommend

>>22692677
Just check the tags on Pixiv. Here's a new dormouse art that came out today. There's like 5 new MGE related mouse girl art already today, much more of just mouse girls in general

>>	Iron beast Tue Dec 31 19:03:07 2019 No.22692708 File: 814 KB, 1500x1938, Selene.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy new year from london

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:04:20 2019 No.22692716

>>22692697
Jinkos are more discipled, but Minotaur will still be eager to protect you.
I personally prefer Jinkos, but you should just listen to your heart.
>>22692704
When I see a Shog with muscular arms and nice abs, I will consider one as my bodyguard.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:04:40 2019 No.22692717
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>>22692697
Sandworm is the best protector of them all.
No one can hurt your if you're encased inside your waifu whose shell is far stronger than steel, 100ft below the surface, deep in the sands of a desolate desert, hundreds of miles from civilization

>>22692704
Ahem. Sandworm-chan would beg to differ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:04:56 2019 No.22692720 >>22692705 >Just check the tags on Pixiv Cant use pixiv my uni blocks it for some reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:05:23 2019 No.22692721 >>22692666 The best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:05:27 2019 No.22692722 >>22692691 Local dentist's daughter gets a really nice bicycle for her birthday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:05:40 2019 No.22692723 >>22692716 You can become part slime, how can any other girl compete?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:07:14 2019 No.22692734 >>22692720 Probably because it's full of porn, loli, beast, and much more. Also, >Not knowing how to bypass site access blocks I guess they let anyone into uni these days if the money's good...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:08:17 2019 No.22692746 >EMG's latest chapter is another secondary story about other guys getting along with monstergirls Did he finally realize?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:10:42 2019 No.22692752 File: 220 KB, 800x600, 1577765854241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692705 Not into incest,so i would dick the wives

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:12:14 2019 No.22692761 >>22692752 Ya gotta at least take your eldest daughteru as a wife or the one that is super shy and can't find a man on her own, anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:14:25 2019 No.22692774 >>22692697 jiangshi also >>22692704

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:16:12 2019 No.22692780 >>22692697 Automaton

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:19:26 2019 No.22692790 >>22692666 Best succubus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:19:31 2019 No.22692791 File: 994 KB, 540x403, 1a4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >slimegirl pics where their core is heart-shaped

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:20:00 2019 No.22692793 File: 598 KB, 870x1278, 134789549845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692672 Sheep, Cows and Goats are easy, normal and hard difficulty for farming respectively.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:21:49 2019 No.22692801 >>22692752 Next proper mgq when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:23:12 2019 No.22692808 >>22692793 I would strive to master al 3 and become the dairy king!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:24:24 2019 No.22692817 File: 141 KB, 1097x601, 1459695437865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692793 Confound those lewd Goats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:25:58 2019 No.22692830 >>22692817 apex predators they are

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:28:24 2019 No.22692847 >>22692801 what do you mean by proper?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:28:37 2019 No.22692848 File: 366 KB, 667x1000, 1559525798340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692830 It's not fair, you have a day full of farm work to do, but those Goats know how to distract you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:29:02 2019 No.22692853 >>22692847 another groundbreaking like the first one was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:29:05 2019 No.22692854 >>22692691 The succ gets BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:30:48 2019 No.22692869 >>22692691 she snuck up behind him and kicked him off his seat she punched him in the neck, and powerbombed him in the street

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:32:34 2019 No.22692878 >>22692853 I wouldn't say it was groundbreaking, its just people got more so long as story and character dialog than they were expecting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:32:53 2019 No.22692880 >>22692848 >ywn keep getting your fluids stolen by horny goats sheep and cows when you are just trying to tend to the crops

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:34:31 2019 No.22692895 File: 287 KB, 1004x848, 1483134555792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692761 Nope,not into incest,i would search for a ghost girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:37:11 2019 No.22692909 >>22692878 Well it was pretty gud, now we just don't get that big stuff. I wish crab didn't fucked up, and became stale, but oh well. Maybe in this year we'll get another good story, not just paradox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:37:30 2019 No.22692912 File: 105 KB, 923x524, drunk kitsunes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get in the car nerd we're going to the MGC Bar to get blasted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:37:49 2019 No.22692915 File: 750 KB, 1158x1204, 1525617858939.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Cheshire shenanigans allowed at the tea table?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:37:58 2019 No.22692918 File: 433 KB, 683x960, Hobgoblin1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy 2020 from the future. Hope the year is good for you dorks and even if it's not, remember monster girls are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:39:01 2019 No.22692927 >>22692880 And that's not counting that Band of Fox Thieves who steal your Cockatrice eggs, or the Wolf Bandits who bully your pot-bellied P'orcs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:39:17 2019 No.22692929 >>22692869 Why are succubi so aggressive when it comes to love and lust?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:40:16 2019 No.22692935 >>22692929 a girl cant only take so much.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:45:00 2019 No.22692965

>>22692912
>Be designated driver
>One by one your drunken friends are picked off as they stumble around
>By the end of the night, you're the only one who hasn't been taken home by some random monster
>About to leave when bartender grabs you by the collar
>says you're "too drunk" to drive home and demands you stay the night here
You have to know what you're getting into when you enter a MGC bar

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:45:33 2019 No.22692966 >>22692912 >"Man, I think I've had too much to drink. It's starting to feel pretty hot." >realize you have two drunk, mature foxes clinging to you with they're tails wrapped around you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:50:23 2019 No.22692995 >>22692912 But I hate drinking. And when I get drunk I just vomit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:50:27 2019 No.22692996 You think KC will ever add more religious mgs like a Dark Bishop or something? I have a thing for religious girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:50:33 2019 No.22692998 >>22692912 Good time to tell to tell a big Oni you love her when you're wasted and under her arm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:52:31 2019 No.22693008 File: 1.85 MB, 3000x4000, IMG_20200101_025119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Floofy moth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:53:39 2019 No.22693014 File: 419 KB, 2295x3068, __anubis_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_sookmo__7782f9fde8c99251e07ba888c9028bfd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692912

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:54:16 2019 No.22693019 Anubutt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:54:34 2019 No.22693021 File: 1.21 MB, 3000x4000, IMG_20200101_025120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More floofy moth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 19:58:06 2019 No.22693040 Anyone got that mindflayer splatoon greentext?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:02:35 2019 No.22693066 File: 273 KB, 2160x2161, DaitSl8W0AETuHx_orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the quickest way to get an oni drunk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:05:17 2019 No.22693078 >>22693066 That's their secret doc, they're always drunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:05:23 2019 No.22693079 File: 232 KB, 1128x905, Constanza Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693066 With alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:07:19 2019 No.22693092 File: 476 KB, 1522x1686, a656h0qB_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693079 Very funny Ms. Cheshire

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:08:49 2019 No.22693103 >>22693066 Like this: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/648706

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:15:51 2019 No.22693146 >>22693066 "Hey look I just happened to find alcohol, it would be a shame if something happened to it."

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:16:27 2019 No.22693150 If a dragon worships Eros, does her breath become like a Dragon Zombies, making people horny?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:18:58 2019 No.22693168 >>22693092 Cute outfit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:19:59 2019 No.22693178 >>22693092 I want to rape a dark hero cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:20:49 2019 No.22693187 File: 137 KB, 904x898, 1561761673726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693066 Lure them in with Human cuisine, then hit them with the most powerful alcoholic drinks Humanity has to offer!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:22:27 2019 No.22693205 >>22692734 I'm an me not a cs

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:33:34 2019 No.22693267 File: 1019 KB, 1280x1816, 003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did we ever get translations for the new Comic Gaira girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:43:19 2019 No.22693302 Happy new year /a/!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:44:23 2019 No.22693306 anyone here wanna be my friend?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:46:06 2019 No.22693311 >>22693306 I'm willing to talk to anyone who loves monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:53:33 2019 No.22693343 >>22693311 For realsies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:55:54 2019 No.22693355 File: 3.09 MB, 1447x2048, 78632651_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy rat year anons!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:57:49 2019 No.22693361 File: 108 KB, 595x842, Titania19a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693343 Got nothing to lose from getting to know more people and cute monster girls would want people to get along.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:58:02 2019 No.22693362 File: 542 KB, 600x1105, __chen_and_nazrin_touhou_drawn_by_masara__b36c97feaf5d21a97f075ddd23e09c68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693355

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:58:57 2019 No.22693368 >>22693355 That's so fucking sexy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:59:34 2019 No.22693370 >>22693362 don't be mean to rodents

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 20:59:46 2019 No.22693371 >>22693362 no buli

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:03:07 2019 No.22693390 >>22693362 Translation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:09:07 2019 No.22693426 >>22693267 >all the fat titty harpies. Based kc. His skill is wasted drawing anything under B cup.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:13:12 2019 No.22693445

>>22693390
top panel
chen:
>Naz-chan, lemme make you a beautiful make-up~

bottom panel
chen:
>Woah, it fits you!! How lovely
on narin face top to bottom:
>drain rat
>meat
>senzurin (play on the words senzuri (masturbation) and Nazrin)
>lewd
>My estrus cycle is a whole year!!
>Nude African Mole Rat
>Flat chest

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:16:14 2019 No.22693456 >>22693355 Sexy mouse. Full body suits are to good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:17:14 2019 No.22693460 >>22693426 his skill is wasted drawing cleavage and mild nudity when he should be drawing buttholes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:17:19 2019 No.22693461 File: 334 KB, 1316x1165, 1577845039314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693370 >>22693371 Bully them. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:18:19 2019 No.22693465 >>22693361 pornguy106-53@yahoo.com

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:18:45 2019 No.22693466 >>22693461 maybey the guy got married

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:18:50 2019 No.22693468 >>22693461 >getting butthole bullied in prison >suddenly left i shiggidy diggy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:19:46 2019 No.22693471 File: 183 KB, 1206x925, Cockatrice Cannon is canon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693468 Gonna need a quick run down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:21:03 2019 No.22693482 >>22693471 mouse guy presumably got v& for cp >disappears from the internet >all accounts nuked

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:21:06 2019 No.22693483

>>22693466
>Aggressive monster girl rapes a guy multiple times and make him live with her
>one day he's just gone
>She's tries to find him but can't
>Several months later she finds him, and he introduces his new monster girl wife
>Several rapes later he now has two wives

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:21:41 2019 No.22693487 >Bicorn finds a new girl for her husband's harem >about to introduce her to him >they walk in on him prostrating during the Atlach-Nacha wife's tirade on what a subhuman piece of shit he is

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:22:18 2019 No.22693490 File: 582 KB, 938x680, ending.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693483 >>one day he's just gone

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:22:55 2019 No.22693495 >>22693482 Is he still dead or did he come back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:24:37 2019 No.22693505 >>22693482 and you based this on what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:24:39 2019 No.22693506 >>22693471 Most likely lives in a country where 2d loli is banned, so had to shut everything down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:25:35 2019 No.22693511 >>22693482 who?

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:26:47 2019 No.22693516

>>22693505
Not him, but it's what we just assume since one day he was just wiped of the internet, seemingly out of his own choice.
I can only assume it's due to him living in a country where such things are super illegal, but that's just guess work since we have no further info.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:26:53 2019 No.22693517 >>22693465 Sent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:28:13 2019 No.22693522 >>22693516 he could have just died

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:28:55 2019 No.22693527 >>22693311 What about a girl? I'm not one, it's just a hypothetical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:29:59 2019 No.22693540 >>22693522 dead people don't erase themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:29:59 2019 No.22693541 >>22693522 Yeah, that's also true, but we have no fucking idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:30:41 2019 No.22693543 File: 211 KB, 650x728, 1459904523052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692912 This girl drank too much, thankfully Pally and Yeti are offering free lifts back home

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:30:49 2019 No.22693544 >>22693527 Hey, people are people. I have a mg wife but that doesn't mean girls can't be buds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:34:07 2019 No.22693559 >>22693527 put on this dress and let me cum in your butt

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:34:45 2019 No.22693561 File: 197 KB, 1138x1200, __night_gaunt_monster_girl_encyclopedia_and_etc_drawn_by_kenkou_cross__ff028ecefdff45b3388142dfe4b77ffb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GIMME A HUG MANE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:35:10 2019 No.22693562 >>22693540 unless they put that in their will, I did

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:36:14 2019 No.22693570 >>22693471 Anon's sure to catch that Cockatrice now! ACME products are guaranteed* to work! *ᴺᵒᵗᵉ: ᴬᶜᴹᴱ ᶦˢ ᵃ ˢᵘᵇˢᵉᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵀᵃⁿᵘᵏᶦ ᶜᵒʳᵖ. ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵘᵃʳᵉⁿᵗᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:36:24 2019 No.22693571 >>22693361 Fuck it. Snistra20@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:36:48 2019 No.22693572 File: 156 KB, 650x379, He thinks drinking and depression is cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693543 Those drunk kitsunes are still getting wasted anon. Pally Patrol is taking a drunk Depresscubus home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:38:14 2019 No.22693574 Mamono military march/marching band

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:38:38 2019 No.22693579 File: 2.29 MB, 1920x1080, 1577298353582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only it was easy to become a cute twink with a huge strong girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:40:56 2019 No.22693586 >>22693487 Wonder if they will join in or if the Nacha is about to be lewdly punished

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:46:46 2019 No.22693604 What do you think the Balrog MG's gimmick will be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:47:10 2019 No.22693605 >>22693579 what the fuck is up with their necks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 21:57:00 2019 No.22693631 >>22693605 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:03:36 2019 No.22693644 >>22693561 A "Hug Mane" isn't exactly a wrong description of a Nightquants husband.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:05:36 2019 No.22693649

>>22693562
Not legally viable. Your lawyer/notary fucked you.
If there's illegal shit in it the people who you've charged with the duty(who you have to specifically name) are legally required to cease all activity and report anything illegal. Should it be discovered after the fact they did follow this procedure it's one to several felonies and prison time and fines all dependent on the content deleted and locale it was done in.
As an aside its perfectly legal to charge them with shit like microwaving hard drives and burning folders of anything at all etc. so long as they are not informed of the contents either via looking at said contents or being told via outside sources what the content was/is.
The best legal maneuver is to store all you can on drives of any sort, preferably portable SSD's, for disposal purposes kept separate from enclosures and keeping your various internet presences and the like related as separate from you as possible in ways that can't be connected to you like burner emails and Visa gift cards and the like so no one can ever look at it and say that's "insert anons name"'s account.
Burn the drives and ignore the accounts like they never existed basically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:05:48 2019 No.22693650 >>22693306 No. I have no friends and I'm not willing to change that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:07:08 2019 No.22693654 File: 1.37 MB, 1500x2118, 1545537511282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a Regura bug momster to drain me of semen on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:09:42 2019 No.22693660 File: 283 KB, 601x850, 1554414512524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693572 Drunkubus needs one more beer and her horns rubbed

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:13:28 2019 No.22693674 File: 814 KB, 1439x1207, __kikimora_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_nav__7c44fe2d90ec219ea58144352cb150f0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] barmaid kikimora

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:14:44 2019 No.22693676 >>22693605 I had the same exact though. They look like rubber chickens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:15:25 2019 No.22693679 >>22693572 Would pat her on a shoulder and call her a good friend, but wouldn't push her away if she started forcing herself on me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:15:46 2019 No.22693684 File: 971 KB, 1249x1400, 1569098645145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693674 I want a whole housestaff of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:19:43 2019 No.22693703 >>22693684 me too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:20:20 2019 No.22693707 >>22693654 His bug are the best if for nothing else than the extra bug arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:21:10 2019 No.22693715 >>22693684 I want to ask the silver-haired Kiki if she's on the menu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:22:21 2019 No.22693718 File: 127 KB, 384x361, predator.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:25:02 2019 No.22693740 >>22693718 Too small for fucking and cuddling. Too small for kissing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:25:24 2019 No.22693744 >>22693654 >bug nope

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:25:53 2019 No.22693749 >>22693718 Only in a large group.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:26:24 2019 No.22693755 >>22693650 how old are you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:27:08 2019 No.22693760 >>22693654 I do not like his character designs. I do not like girls with chitinous arms and hands. I do not like girls with more than two arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:27:52 2019 No.22693768 >>22693740 Wrong on all accounts

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:29:41 2019 No.22693775 >>22693740 perfect for onahole

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:32:00 2019 No.22693790 At least with alcohol I can bring myself to tell my Jinko friend how much I admire her strength, how sexy her muscles are, and how much I wish she wasn't my friend but my girlfriend and eventually my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:33:52 2019 No.22693800 >>22693718 Fairies are for protecting!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:34:02 2019 No.22693801 >>22693674 >>22693684 Like diamonds in the rough. How they can stay single for this long is both a mystery and a crime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:34:41 2019 No.22693806 >>22692478 Metal gear franchise

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:36:06 2019 No.22693814 >>22693806 No the other one that had non of the charm of a crazy japanese man writing.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:36:14 2019 No.22693815

>>22693768
>>22693775
I gotta be able to hold my waifu when I fuck her. I gotta be able to kiss her while we fuck. I gotta feel her body heat as we cuddle on a cold winter's night. I gotta feel her big tits pushing against me. I wanna be able to play vidya with her. I wanna be able to cook food for her that we both can enjoy.

I don't wanna worry about accidentally crushing her in my sleep. I don't wanna accidentally step on her. I don't wanna worry about sucking her into my mouth as we kiss and choking. I don't wanna worry about her getting attacked by my dog, two cats, or the snakes out back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:38:53 2019 No.22693824 I was promised monstergirls in the new year. So where are they? Where are the monstergirls /mgt/?

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:42:09 2019 No.22693838

>>22693815
>I gotta be able to hold my waifu when I fuck her
You can. With your hand.
>I gotta be able to kiss her while we fuck.
Better get flexible.
>I gotta feel her body heat as we cuddle on a cold winter's night.
I hope you have cold hands.
>I gotta feel her big tits pushing against me.
Well, big is relative...
>I wanna be able to play vidya with her.
They make tiny arcade cabinets and handhelds now.
>I wanna be able to cook food for her that we both can enjoy.
Just make one and one-quarter portion.
>I don't wanna worry about accidentally crushing her in my sleep. I don't wanna accidentally step on her.
STRETCHY
>I don't wanna worry about sucking her into my mouth as we kiss and choking.
Get some self-control.
>I don't wanna worry about her getting attacked by my dog, two cats, or the snakes out back.
She can fly. Give her a knife for the snakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:42:29 2019 No.22693840 >>22693814 You're thinking of Spec-Ops: The Line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:43:03 2019 No.22693842 >>22693755 18

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:46:08 2019 No.22693854 >>22693840 Ah that's it. Thanks anon. God what a shitty game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:46:21 2019 No.22693855 >>22693838 No. I'm far too clumsy, and she's far too small. I'll go for a normal sized monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:47:36 2019 No.22693859 File: 412 KB, 717x1180, __tamamo_mon_musu_quest_drawn_by_rai_sakuranbo_sugar__92c1302e27b3a11a829bf1b17cba917c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693842 >"nice and legal"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:56:46 2019 No.22693882 File: 50 KB, 506x356, Ratatoskr21Crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693859 IS THAT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:58:58 2019 No.22693894 It's been months since I was last visited these threads, anything new?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 22:59:17 2019 No.22693895 >>22693882 thats sweat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:00:06 2019 No.22693900 >>22693718 she does when she's in her hunting grounds, my pants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:01:05 2019 No.22693904 >>22693894 I got a bunch of commissions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:04:30 2019 No.22693915 >>22693894 We agreed that all monster girls are made for big black cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:05:12 2019 No.22693920 >>22693915 then ill just use haki

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:06:52 2019 No.22693927 >>22693894 There's a guy making an MG VN, he already made a short GB-style game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:13:17 2019 No.22693952 >>22693915 Can you please stop forcing this meme. I'm black but I only have a 4 inch dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:18:28 2019 No.22693974 File: 299 KB, 600x989, Alice2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693718 yes. any monster is a predator.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:18:52 2019 No.22693976 >>22693952 It's incredibly pathetic and pretty racist too. Like, why choose the most obscure little community on this site to be a contrarian?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:19:34 2019 No.22693978 File: 566 KB, 1094x1600, biribiri_Loli_Tomodachi_36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693952 i have a 4 inch dick too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:20:10 2019 No.22693981 >>22693927 The same gamefag is making a pixel farming game, too, IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:21:30 2019 No.22693985 >>22693981 Yeah, it's a sequel to the GB-style game that I mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:24:46 2019 No.22693996 >>22693974 Baras are the Alice's natural prey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:26:48 2019 No.22694004 File: 142 KB, 707x1000, Fae creatures a best.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22693718 Anon most fairies are ultra predators except for Fae Fairies. They're definitely trustworthy friends that you can lower your guard around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:29:05 2019 No.22694010 >>22694004 I want to refuse to lower my guard around a Titania until she convinces me nothing bad will happen and I can trust her, and then when I do she steals a kiss on my cheek and laughs about it! Mischievous big sisters are wonderful!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:29:53 2019 No.22694014 >>22693996 >lolis prey on baras and old men >mature monstergirls prey on shotas Then who preys on the rest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:30:43 2019 No.22694015 >>22694004 >They're definitely trustworthy friends that you can lower your guard around. yeaaah suuuree..

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:30:46 2019 No.22694017 >>22694014 Girl-next-doors

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:30:48 2019 No.22694018 >>22694014 Regular succs.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:31:28 2019 No.22694024

>>22693952
Diff anon. He's a jackass, and people vary in that respect. More pertinently, the blacked/cucked crap that he's implying is the stupidest meme. That's what he was shilling earlier. That's what he's leading up to again. The most hilarious thing is that (we) black guys all think he's a dipshit.

On the subject of black dicks, mine is longer than that, not that it matters. It is all in how you use it etc. It's not like anyone here is going to get laid anyway...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:33:41 2019 No.22694039 File: 53 KB, 515x728, 1484192163392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694014 farmgirls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:35:01 2019 No.22694044 >>22694014 Monsters aren't PD3D and don't choose men based on looks. It'a canon that there are shotas in the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:36:42 2019 No.22694051 >>22693718 Fairies are some of the most dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:39:38 2019 No.22694061 >>22694039 I bet Farmgirl Monsters prey on those city-slicker types of Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:41:54 2019 No.22694071 Are there any good kamaitachi stories/greentexts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:41:58 2019 No.22694072 >>22694014 So what do I have to be to get a STRONK girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:42:57 2019 No.22694076 Years of brain rot in this general has made my paradoxical want to be raped if such a thing even makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:44:52 2019 No.22694081 >>22694072 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ2Bxu6DgnY

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:44:54 2019 No.22694082 >>22693649 Still hope mouse anon is okay and isn’t any legal trouble. What fucking place is bothering defending the rights of fictional mouse girl drawings

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:45:00 2019 No.22694083 >>22694072 Be a scrawny weakling, probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:46:17 2019 No.22694088 >>22694072 Be black, just like with the rest

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:52:52 2019 No.22694116 >>22693718 >Death by starvation >A brutal way to die

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:53:41 2019 No.22694122

i'd watch a group of big, muscular, and beautiful warrior demons rip an angel's clothes off and rape her. then have her raped body sent to the biggest order kingdom as a reminder of the fate the demon lord has sealed for the world. the angel, when sent to the king's throne room, the angel would spaz out and launch herself at the biggest strongest paladin protecting the king and aggressively fuck him violently in front of everybody

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:54:21 2019 No.22694125 >>22694083 If I was one that was cute and pretty, that would be so easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:54:31 2019 No.22694126 >>22694088 Anon, I'm black and woman never pay any attention to me. I think you're reasoning is flawed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:54:57 2019 No.22694128 File: 745 KB, 1280x1085, Ehehe... Woah dude....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a 'grass' fed cow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:56:03 2019 No.22694136 File: 1.56 MB, 1578x1300, 1484255483094.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694061 that actually sounds amazing desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:56:47 2019 No.22694143 File: 1.81 MB, 4752x1762, worldcats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691772 any of these make good monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:57:00 2019 No.22694144 >>22694024 Was that last part really neccessary? Like why even say that as if it's not you trying to brag. Unless you like 5.5 and so the average.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:57:29 2019 No.22694147 >>22694143 I think they would make good marshmallow cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:58:13 2019 No.22694151 File: 1.95 MB, 4752x1762, catorigin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694143

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:59:00 2019 No.22694156 >>22694143 inb4 kyumeibyo marshmallow cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 23:59:16 2019 No.22694158 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, happy new year, may it be monster girl filled. Otherwise the office of Single Men will have to rectify this situation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:00:19 2020 No.22694169 >>22694158 >Office of Single Men Oh no, what are they going to do? Send me stern letters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:00:37 2020 No.22694172 >>22694158 Or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:01:05 2020 No.22694175 File: 106 KB, 850x920, Da best fairy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694015 Does this face look untrustworthy to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:01:20 2020 No.22694176 >>22694169 >>22694172 Forced marriage to a still single monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:01:32 2020 No.22694178 File: 2.90 MB, 2115x3000, 1561959550120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694015

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:02:03 2020 No.22694181 >>22694176 Ha, good luck finding one that will accept me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:02:34 2020 No.22694185 >>22694172 or they will be very upset with you and then they will write you a letter telling you how upset they are with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:03:39 2020 No.22694193 File: 555 KB, 1920x1080, 8DHqrGJLNLs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy New Year

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:04:01 2020 No.22694195 >>22694014 Gyarus go after nerds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:04:11 2020 No.22694198 >>22694144 Never mind about penis details then, no point in continuing to discuss it is there? Who has the best scales, and why is it Lizardmen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:04:33 2020 No.22694201 >>22694181 Too bad. You're getting a slime CC

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:05:11 2020 No.22694204 >>22694195 Terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:07:06 2020 No.22694212 >>22694204 Erotic*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:08:08 2020 No.22694221 >>22694128 worthless stoner

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:09:20 2020 No.22694227 >>22694201 That's not what I ordered, I'm sending her back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:09:23 2020 No.22694229 Happy New Years! Hope everyone is enjoying this New Years with their waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:10:24 2020 No.22694236 >>22694229 >with their waifu! So no one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:11:24 2020 No.22694241 >>22693974 Not umi oshos!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:11:40 2020 No.22694242 >>22694128 This is so repulsive that it's attractive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:12:03 2020 No.22694244 I want to do mean things to an automaton. Things like installing windows vista in her or installing limewire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:12:19 2020 No.22694245 >>22694227 You don't get to pick if you're not applying. You get a CC Slime that likes the library.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:13:05 2020 No.22694250 >>22694244 >12yo fucks hellhound.wmv

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:14:30 2020 No.22694262 >>22694245 Yeah, I'm still not into it. My autistic is still single, so maybe he'll be a better option.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:14:43 2020 No.22694265 >>22694262 *brother

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:14:52 2020 No.22694269 >>22694244 No. Install Gentoo on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:17:04 2020 No.22694287 >>22694265 Don't you fucking correct my post you absolute faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:17:11 2020 No.22694289 >>22694245 >CC Slime Not him. What's wrong with her? She eats books doesn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:18:08 2020 No.22694299 >>22694242 I bet she leaves her plus-sized bras and stretched out shirts all over the place for you to find.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:18:18 2020 No.22694300 >>22694289 Only in the figurative sense. Big issue is she gets so nervous she just collapses into a puddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:19:34 2020 No.22694310 >>22694287 Just remember to take your autistic out for a walk once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:22:30 2020 No.22694325 >>22692313 You'd think the tools of that trade would be american made not chinese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:23:21 2020 No.22694328 >>22694300 That might be tolerable. How much does she weight in liquid form? She'd get more interest if she's easily tote-able in a bucket or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:23:36 2020 No.22694330 >>22692375 You're not ugly anon, I've already commissioned a daki of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:25:34 2020 No.22694339 >>22691967 What's wrong with escapism, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:26:08 2020 No.22694342 >>22692717 But how am I supposed to access 4chan and shit post? Does she have wifi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:26:53 2020 No.22694348 >>22694128 I can imagine her staring blank-faced, almost drooling, as a documentary about farm cows plays on a TV. Eventually turning to you and saying "Woah man, we're like, all just cattle."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:27:06 2020 No.22694350 File: 213 KB, 784x512, 1558613482115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691967

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:27:34 2020 No.22694352 I'll just sit here and read Dune to my Sandworm girlfriend. Just because it has Sandworms in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:28:50 2020 No.22694360 File: 580 KB, 842x692, 1576882962697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694350 Oi, get that damn cat away from that quote.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:29:50 2020 No.22694363 File: 99 KB, 562x350, 1556723261169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694360

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:29:52 2020 No.22694365 >>22694360 >>22694350 Where do I get an irl lolibaba fox mother wife gf?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:30:39 2020 No.22694369 >>22694330 My sister-in-law could really use that daki, please share.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:31:45 2020 No.22694376 Fox MILF. Big tits, nine tailed fox MILF

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:33:02 2020 No.22694383 >>22694376 You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:34:39 2020 No.22694388 >>22693468 >Lolicon >Daughteru fucker >Has cash to burn on commisions. Wouldn't be surprised if he was busted for dealing straight up cp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:35:13 2020 No.22694389 File: 426 KB, 1280x1789, UmiOsho2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694241 definitely umi-oshos. they can falsely accuse men of rape and monsters will get upset and gang up on accused men!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:37:10 2020 No.22694402 >>22694389 >That post ???

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:37:35 2020 No.22694403

>>22694342
I'm sure she can burrow towards the surface. Just stick an antenna on her shell, hook up to the wifi, and there you go. I'm sure magic powered, satellite internet is fast and cheap. Hell, I bet you can even teach her to shitpost too! After teaching her how to use a computer, and how to read...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:37:37 2020 No.22694404 >>22694383 Also she wears a shower cap on her head

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:40:11 2020 No.22694421 >>22694402 No, I can see it. Monstergirls may be lewd, but even they wouldn't want to have sex with some ugly guy, or worse a manlet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:41:11 2020 No.22694427 >>22694421 Not even devilbugs or sabbath? Devilbug sabbath?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:41:53 2020 No.22694433 >>22694427 Not even them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:46:44 2020 No.22694469 >>22694402 umi-oshos are totally predator material. they have something about them you should avoid them because of

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:48:06 2020 No.22694478 >>22694421 monsters don't care about looks. also, if you're a manlet, it's definitely MANDATORY that you must have a 8 foot tall wife. taller, bigger women who fuck short and vulnerable men is the cutest shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:48:51 2020 No.22694485 >>22694478 >be manlet >not interested in tall woman Life is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:49:05 2020 No.22694487 >>22694348 Grab her big sweaty boobs and wait to see how long it takes for her to react!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:52:18 2020 No.22694500 File: 530 KB, 825x625, 78638322_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:54:21 2020 No.22694508 >>22694485 are you a lolicon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:56:05 2020 No.22694519 >>22694508 Actually I prefer shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 00:57:03 2020 No.22694525 File: 344 KB, 1280x1844, 1577858223317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694051 I beg to differ.

Yananon Wed Jan 1 01:00:00 2020 No.22694545

Hi, thread! Just wanted to drop a quick story that I wrote up to wish you a happy new year!
I saw some of the comments that were made a few threads back about pizza quest. I'm sorry that you guys aren't a fan of it, and since y'all are the people that I want to write for the most, it might be a good idea to put it on hiatus for a while, and focus on putting out my usual stuff.
With that said, get ready for a really intense reverse-rape ghoul story.
Happy new year!
https://pastebin.com/HVmgd5zq

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:01:41 2020 No.22694559 File: 2.04 MB, 1500x2627, Gremlin1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694519 you like gremlins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:02:16 2020 No.22694561 Happy new year, fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:03:53 2020 No.22694570 how old is your daughteru? what does she do for a living? or is she in school? which sabbath branch is she a member of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:05:35 2020 No.22694578 >>22694561 happy new decade. everyone i know and love is 30 years old while i'm 20. age is a disease, ain't it. hopefully real-life automatons are invented and they can calculate a way to reverse aging one day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:06:06 2020 No.22694581 >>22694559 Not stacked enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:06:28 2020 No.22694584 File: 755 KB, 673x950, c020a07e6505e69c5375b0d5c39d9c52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >[Heavy Breathing]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:08:59 2020 No.22694606 >>22694360 >I actually popped a boner from that pic alone. Its getting worse guys. If I dont find an outlet for my fuzz addiction I'm going to self-destruct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:09:37 2020 No.22694609 >>22694122 That sounds hot as fuck. A bunch of demons using their expert monsterizing skills on a low level angel. Their years of practicing on heros making them so accustomed to the female form to exploit it utterly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:09:43 2020 No.22694612 There should really be a report option for suspected reddit/discord raid at this point

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:10:38 2020 No.22694619 >>22694545 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:12:27 2020 No.22694625 >>22694612 You would report every single post you fucking paranoid schizo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:12:59 2020 No.22694627 >>22694619 [ROO'D.com]

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:13:16 2020 No.22694633

>>22694570
I usually imagine her as around 8, that's when she'd stop aging physically. She would attend school at least through high school but after that she'd probably just help her mother with her research every now and then. As far as the Sabbath goes, we might join the Ropu Sabbath, unless there happens to be a Sabbath more catered to daughteru dickers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:13:43 2020 No.22694635 >buzzword Heres your (you). Spend it carefully you won't get another

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:14:34 2020 No.22694646 >>22694584 I'll take the one on the left. The other girls are fucking hideous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:15:18 2020 No.22694651 >>22694646 Snek would be much better without the hood, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:15:53 2020 No.22694655 >>22694039 Did all of their body mass go to their boobs? Their arms and legs look like twigs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:16:17 2020 No.22694661 >>22694619 Notice how this guy wasn't around when that blacked fag was trying to shit up the thread? No doubt they are one and the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:17:44 2020 No.22694667 >>22694584 Full doujin?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:18:15 2020 No.22694671

>>22694570
My demon daughteru is 10 years old
She is a pretty popular pornstar. she even records videos of her having sex with me, her mother, her half-mothers, her sisters, her monstrous classmates, religious sisters, her monstrous teachers, and even kurofufuru herself.
She goes to a private school near the metropolitan area of the demon realm mega city.
She is part of the black goat sabbath (kurofufuru). she's became a pornstar to attract the attention of lolicon men and get them to join the sabbath. that's why the end of her videos usually end with a "Be sure to consider joining the Sabbath, Onii-chan"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:18:51 2020 No.22694674 >>22694619 >>22694612 I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:20:55 2020 No.22694684 >>22694651 The hood is passable, but the way the green skin's muscles are drawn make me want to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:22:15 2020 No.22694686 File: 2.97 MB, 2686x3508, 74895567_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694559 I was thinking something more like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:22:34 2020 No.22694692 >>22694671 Your daughter sounds cute. Can I have her autograph?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:22:39 2020 No.22694694

>>22694169
>Dear Sir,
>This is our fifth (5) attempt to contact you regarding your continued unattachment.
>Upon continued violations, we will be forced to conclude you are intentionally avoiding your civic duties, and in that case we may be forced to send an agent to rectify the situation.
>If you affirm your understanding of your responsibilities, and to confirm you have recieved this notice, please sign and the attached form and mail to the Office of Single Males, Infernal Affairs, PO Box 616 66 as soon as possible.
>Thank you.
And then, near the fine print on the release form, scrawled using a fountain pen in hesitant but flowery handwriting,
>You don't need to read this part

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:24:25 2020 No.22694709 File: 929 KB, 950x771, 56b99f0080dbdb9d8b46fb3f1c556d2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694684 Some people just like weird things Same artist

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:25:23 2020 No.22694716 >>22694694 I'll just sign my buddy's name and send it in, that should work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:28:13 2020 No.22694728 >>22694559 I like Gremlins but I'd want an Automaton to tinker on too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:29:40 2020 No.22694737 File: 45 KB, 400x579, FF Lamia 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694651 Oi, hoods are nice too.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:33:15 2020 No.22694752

>>22694694
>I wanna be dommed by the kobold officer that comes to arrest me for dodging marriage duty.
>I wanna get hand cuffed and milked from behind before being pushed on the ground and ridden reverse doggy style.
>I wanna have her vows moaned into my ear while she licks it with her slobbery wet tongue.

I wanna make some fucking puppies god damnit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:34:45 2020 No.22694759 >>22694584 Is this out? Sadpanda?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:34:51 2020 No.22694760 >>22694737 It's done better here though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:36:01 2020 No.22694763 >>22694752 >reverse doggy style What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:38:43 2020 No.22694773 >>22694763 Yeah, I'm having trouble imagining it too. That's gotta be some serious dick bending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:39:06 2020 No.22694775 >>22694763 Well doggy style is a position that puts the female on bottom and mostly establish's dominance in the pitcher. Therefore reverse doggy style is just doggy style but the female has dominance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:39:10 2020 No.22694776 >>22694763 A non euclidean sex position invented by the Shoggoth, an exotic choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:40:17 2020 No.22694779 >>22694692 sure, but only if you become one of her classmate's onii-chan who was featured in her halloween special where she collabed with her and kurofufuru for a sexy threesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:41:19 2020 No.22694784 >>22694709 loli snek!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:41:47 2020 No.22694788 >>22694773 The only things I can imagine for it are: >Girl dry-humping guy from behind while milking him >Girl in normal male position for doggy style, guy holding onto her from underneath while she rides his dick like a dildo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:42:59 2020 No.22694794 >>22694788 Isn't the latter just weird reverse missionary?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:44:49 2020 No.22694805 >>22694794 Doggy style is pretty much missionary with the girl upside-down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:45:28 2020 No.22694808 >>22694805 Which is enough to make it not missionary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:47:01 2020 No.22694816 >>22694808 And if the guy had a tentacle dick or a dick portal, he could be properly upsidedown for proper reverse doggy, but otherwise, elevated reverse missionary is the closest we get.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:47:28 2020 No.22694821 File: 105 KB, 804x600, Reverse Missionary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694763 I know reverse missionary works but even I have no idea how reverse dog would work. I think maybe lamia could do it with some dick bending maybe.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:48:41 2020 No.22694825

>>22694773
>Dick-bending.
Titties.
Hips.
Ass.
Legs.
Long ago the four kinks lived in harmony, but everything changed, when the footfag nation attacked.

Only the avatar, master of the 4 pelvises could stop them, but when the hoes needed him most, he vanished. 100 years have passed and my sister and I found the new avatar, a cock bender named anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:50:51 2020 No.22694833 File: 111 KB, 895x827, 1484156970583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694655 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:50:54 2020 No.22694834 All this talk makes me wanna get reverse missionaried by a very big very ornery minotaur

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:52:27 2020 No.22694840 >>22694655 Welcome to crabman’s art, even the “muscular” girls are twigs with tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:53:54 2020 No.22694847 >>22694834 Reverse mating pressed, even.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:54:14 2020 No.22694850 I thought reverse missionary is when you tried to purify a demon by converting her to your religion but she just marryadopts you and becomes your mommywife instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:55:37 2020 No.22694856 >>22694833 >welsh massage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:56:31 2020 No.22694859 While we're at the topic of "reverse" things, I just want to say there is nowhere near enough gender-reversed suspended congress. https://imgbox.com/5srju9w4

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:56:36 2020 No.22694860 >>22694850 That reminds me - how would a missionary of the Church of the Fallen God go about attempting to recruit me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:57:28 2020 No.22694866 >>22694850 Same. That's what my mommy wife told me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 01:59:34 2020 No.22694877 >>22694773 You need to be a black man to pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:00:04 2020 No.22694878 File: 289 KB, 923x1280, 1519101775723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694833 >>22694856 reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTugPleGow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:00:25 2020 No.22694881 >>22694763 You know, Angels and Valkyries probably only do it in Missionary the way God intended. Would they instantly fall the second they tried cowgirl? Doggy? Full Nelson?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:00:59 2020 No.22694885 >>22694877 You might be on to something, a small enough dick might just be able to pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:02:20 2020 No.22694889 File: 269 KB, 1200x1453, 1480208653988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694878

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:02:30 2020 No.22694892

>>22694763
>>22694773
>>22694775
>>22694776
>>22694788
>>22694794
>>22694805
>>22694808
>>22694821
Okay morons I'm going to try and give you a visual guide. If anyone here has ever jacked it to beast I'm looking at you maritan they'd know that when dogs mate, the male climbs on top of the female and pounds away hence the term "doggy style" when the male prepares to ejaculate he will knot inside the female and then turn around as the semen gushes into the female.

Going by this logic reverse doggy style would have them bashen butts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:02:35 2020 No.22694893 Happy New Year other mountain folk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:05:19 2020 No.22694903 Happy new year from the desert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:07:03 2020 No.22694909 >>22694878 2, 5, and 8 are best girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:07:04 2020 No.22694910 Happy New Year from Frosty Moe Land

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:07:21 2020 No.22694912 >>22694881 I want a Valkyrie to do me in amazon position.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:08:33 2020 No.22694918 Happy new year from where ever this is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:09:56 2020 No.22694921 >>22694912 I want to be passionately, but gently femdommed by a Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:12:17 2020 No.22694930 >>22694545 Just wanted to thank you instead of replying to obvious bait Cute story You should write longer stuff though. That ghoul story better be DRIPPING with details

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:13:16 2020 No.22694937 >>22694878 7 oh god yes 7

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:14:09 2020 No.22694941 >>22694545 Eagerly awaiting ghoul

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:14:58 2020 No.22694945 >>22694878 Not really into goats, but there's just something about 6 that I'm drawn to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:18:28 2020 No.22694963 >>22694945 You mean that she's tsundere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:19:32 2020 No.22694970 File: 255 KB, 566x1213, 1462316059001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I live in a house of kikis, can I get away with only loving the Head Maid Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:19:36 2020 No.22694971 >>22694963 I think it's the big tiddies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:20:34 2020 No.22694976 >>22694970 No, you're fucked.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:20:41 2020 No.22694978
File: 1.28 MB, 871x1225, Nice Lady.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>22694892
Reverse Missionary is literally missionary with the girl on top.

Reverse Doggystyle would be doggystyle with the girl on top.

What you described is that double sided dildo ass to ass pounding adventure lesbians do which either doesn't have a name or it's outside of my knowledge sphere.

The only way reverse dog works is if a dude bent his dick backwards a decent way while a lamia bends herself in a manner that allows her to hump forward into it.

Also first Yao of 2020 fuckers, I'm out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:20:52 2020 No.22694979 >>22694970 Only of she can get away with being the only one you love. Workplace competition and all that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:23:17 2020 No.22694984 Khepris warm my heart and make my dick throb!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:23:57 2020 No.22694988 >>22694978 Paws too big

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:24:13 2020 No.22694989 >>22694970 In MGE almost anything is possible so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:24:36 2020 No.22694992 >>22694988 No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:25:02 2020 No.22694993 >>22694979 What if you're professional to the young kikis but lovey dovey with the head maid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:25:34 2020 No.22694997 File: 1.42 MB, 1254x1771, 7ed0deb8523992f33099b186013c153f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Castah!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:26:13 2020 No.22695000 >>22694878 Hips/feet don't lie. 0, 4, 9 want to get laid right now. 1, 5, 6, 8 do too, but are distracted by something as is evident with their posture. Everyone else probably has a fetch quest for your dumb ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:30:41 2020 No.22695021 >>22694993 Well given kiki's inherent yandere streak, i cant tell if thats a dangerous game you're playing or a calculated risk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:30:42 2020 No.22695022 File: 2.56 MB, 1400x2300, 66206370_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22694997 Desert Caster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:31:12 2020 No.22695024 >>22694988 nope

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:36:05 2020 No.22695040 >>22695000 >not recognizing that 3 is the only one actually ready to go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:41:14 2020 No.22695055 >>22695040 Hips closed, hands behind back, hooves tilted inward. That's the posture of someone running a con game. Have fun with the fetch quest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:46:15 2020 No.22695074 File: 842 KB, 3434x4096, __cheshire_cat_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__ab3e62ad4514a89143e1d5368a1ec554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well it's 2020 and I still want to fuck cats That's ten years , whoopee

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:47:22 2020 No.22695079
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/tg/ was a crapshoot when I asked this originally, so I'll try and do market research here. I'd like to try and gather up Internet's autism regarding Centaurs and actually make a setting/RPG system out of it. Here's some potential ideas I've come up with. They could be all shit, but if you like one (or more) vote on the strawpoll at the bottom of this post.

>Option 1
Sci-fi Bounty Hunters where Centaurs are their own species that is part of a greater galactic community
>Option 2
Centaurs in a Dieselpunk universe doing Spice & Wolf things
>Option 3
Alternate Universe where Centaurs replace humans entirely and Not!WW2 happens. Players are part of [Insert WW2 analogy here] faction. Probably /k/'s wet dream.
>Option 4
Horse Pussy, the game. You have two stats: Horse and Pussy. Each is on a d4 sliding track that you have to roll under. Too much horse and you start neighing, too much pussy and you're a slut. [Insert more clever jokes here]

Vote here:
https://www.strawpoll.me/19160315

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:48:11 2020 No.22695084 >>22695055 >he doesn't know what knees turned in means or what female submissive posture is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:49:01 2020 No.22695087 >>22694988 Shut the fuck up, cretin. I will exterminate you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:49:35 2020 No.22695096 File: 70 KB, 566x800, 1445120176211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22695074 I understand, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:50:05 2020 No.22695098 >>22695079 2 sounds the least shitty

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:51:31 2020 No.22695103 >>22695096 Well fuck. Now I want to mate with a bird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:54:18 2020 No.22695112 File: 278 KB, 1131x1600, __machiko_ryou_and_cheshire_cat_monster_girl_encyclopedia_and_1_more_drawn_by_elakan__ae372aa9ed6566ab6b7cda01554f1ce0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22695103 Wait you're not me I like cats not birds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:58:22 2020 No.22695126 >>22695022 Pouring cum into your mage waif by the grail full!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:58:31 2020 No.22695127 >>22694978 i fell asleep and missed the year turning 2020

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 02:59:19 2020 No.22695133

>>22695084
>wants submissive women who want him to do all of the work
>doesn't realize that people who truly want to do something display open posture
>doesn't realize that submissiveness is basically being lazy and indecisive
Good luck with asking her what the hell she wants and hearing her mumble incoherently. That is a fetch quest in itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:00:04 2020 No.22695138 File: 946 KB, 1800x836, ENH6ktsUUAESukd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:02:04 2020 No.22695150 >>22695112 Keep your cats. I want that bird to lay my eggs! Plant girls are best, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:03:59 2020 No.22695161 Welp its now 2020 anons, that means a decade of fluffy tails and lovey dovey paw molesting. Who are your top ten girls of the decade?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:06:35 2020 No.22695173 >>22695138 Year of the Rat! Double cheese pizzas for all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:07:55 2020 No.22695179 >>22695079 >/tg/ was a crapshoot I didn't even see it. A lot of us are for the holidays to. Hell, I'm only checking my phone now because I'm in the back of an uber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:09:32 2020 No.22695183 For new years resolution, I wanna draw more sabbath girls and get better

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:09:59 2020 No.22695189 >>22695161 In no particular order: >Sylph >Undine >Dark Matter >Tentacle >Liliraune >Myconid >Dryad >Nurarihyon >Oomukade >Parasite Slime

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:10:19 2020 No.22695192

>>22695161
10. Ushi-Oni
9. Ushi-Oni with a hat
8. Ushi-Oni with green eggs & ham
7. Shiny Ushi-Oni
6. Ushi-Oni but a tome user
5. Ushi-Oni in festive clothes
4. Ushi-Oni with an even better hat
3. Ushi-Oni voiced by Dr. Mrs. the Monarch
2. Ushi-Oni without her seal on
And my number 1 is a Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:10:24 2020 No.22695193 >>22695183 I make no resolutions. I never keep my word.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:12:15 2020 No.22695204 Dairy makes rodents sick. You dont wanna see what happens when a hamster has diarrhea. I'm serious. Learned that the hard way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:12:21 2020 No.22695205 File: 1.55 MB, 2048x1430, cutealchemyfamily.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New family picture! What does your wife teach you daughter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:13:36 2020 No.22695210 >>22695193 I might be able to do the former but not the latter, so I'm just gonna hope for it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:13:47 2020 No.22695211 >>22695205 How to divebomb into lakes and catch fish with your teeth to impress the peasantry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:15:05 2020 No.22695215 >>22695205 How to make an explosive using just a paperclip, banana peel and 20 pounds of C4.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:15:55 2020 No.22695218
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>>22695161
Cheshire
Demon
Shoggoth
Dark Slime
Shirohebi
Tsurara
Hellhound
Raiju
And only when I want to unleash my deepest darkest desires Night Gaunt or Mind Flayer

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:22:07 2020 No.22695248

>>22695205
"When in the amazonian position make sure to gyrate your hips right to left to left to right to right then knock and repeat. If daddy starts screaming during the third repitition it means you're doing it right. Keep your pace constant until the second set then either slow down hard or floor it depending on where you want him to be in the next 20 seconds. If you're trying for a baby always vary. Got it?"

"Got it."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:23:30 2020 No.22695254 >>22695218 >demon pic I dont have. Saved.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:29:45 2020 No.22695284

>>22695204
Dairy makes most things sick as most things don't have the requirements to digest lactose. In fact, lactose tolerance in humans is a genetic mutation and those that have it are in the minority and those with lactose tolerance to some degree the majority.
Tl;dr dairy makes most everyone sick to one degree or another.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:31:18 2020 No.22695291 >>22695183 I make the resolution to drink more, care less, and sit around more because anything else is patently and demonstrably not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:33:08 2020 No.22695300 I need a Familiar. How do I acquire one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:35:30 2020 No.22695310 File: 1.63 MB, 1428x2752, 78635238_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Pekoneko just dropped a bunch of fat cat tats Now that's a happy new year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:38:56 2020 No.22695328 >>22695161 Night Gaunt x10. She is the only girl I really care about.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:46:00 2020 No.22695371
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>>22695161
Runner up: M'kade
>Tfw leg man
10 Smoke Mom
>Tfw no titty tats to lick
9 Hairy Mom
>Tfw no hair jobs.
8 PTA Mom
>Tfw no public education
7 Jew Mom
>Tfw no fluff to huff
6 Lawyer Mom
>Tfw no womb to sign
5 Noble Mom
>Tfw no thighs to hump.
4 Nocturnal Mom
>Tfw no blood play.
3 Queen of Games
>Tfw nobody to play my homebrew card game with.
2 Feather Duster Mom
>Tfw she will never preen her tail feathers with my cum.
1 Evil Hag Fox Mom
>Tfw I spent our honey moon fund on gacha.

Pic related is best girl. Just married.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:52:23 2020 No.22695399 >>22695310 Those are some big Christmas milkers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 03:54:11 2020 No.22695410 File: 163 KB, 1280x1107, PBLIhS4P_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22691997 >Hellhound waifu runs and hides when you bring out the vacuum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:01:49 2020 No.22695444 File: 1002 KB, 1008x1629, 1404882168994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what I just realized? We're in the roaring 20's now. Time to get that debauchery on while sexy saxophone music plays!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:02:03 2020 No.22695447 File: 197 KB, 800x625, orc02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well my first coom of the decade belongs to p'orcs. What girl was your first coom of the 2020s?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:03:08 2020 No.22695455 >>22695447 I haven't fapped yet, it's still early in the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:03:52 2020 No.22695459 >>22695455 It's never too early for a fap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:03:55 2020 No.22695460 File: 1.44 MB, 2160x3044, 78635078_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22695399 Indeed they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:04:36 2020 No.22695466 >>22695447 Some random chick at a bar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:07:35 2020 No.22695490 >>22695447 A Doppelganger shifting rapidly through different forms!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:08:29 2020 No.22695496 >>22695459 Not now I'm dear I'm watching a video about Bionicle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:08:34 2020 No.22695497 >>22695490 Which form took the cumshot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:09:30 2020 No.22695506 I want to bully an owl mage and call her a nerd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:12:14 2020 No.22695521 >>22695460 I need to bite her neck to prevent her from scratching and biting during sex, right?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:27:27 2020 No.22695591 [SPOILER]

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>>22695410
>Go with hellhound gf to her parents for a new years dinner.
>First time meeting them so kinda excited.
>Pull up to house.
>Knock on door.
>Mother opens door and is immediately horrified.
>Her daughter is dressed in a full gimp suit complete with a ball gag and collar with lead.
>Chokes out her greeting and runs to fetch her husband.
>Enter livingroom to the sight of gf's siblings.
>They're all equally horrified except the youngest who is laughing her fat little ass off.
>Father comes rushing in confused, and upon seeing his eldest daughter crawling on all fours like the bitch she is the last twinkle of life in his eyes finally fades.
>Roll around to dinner.
>Force gf to eat out of a bowl on the floor.
>Table is silent except the middle schooler who is still stifling a laugh.
>Bored. Food tastes like shit anyway.
>Slam gf on the table and begin to rape her in full view.
>Father just lets it happen.
>Mother is not so subtly masturbating under the table.
>Second eldest is laying in the fetal position in the corner as her greatest role model is degraded into a cock thristy bitch and raving screams pound her ear drums.
>Saw through her cunt with such force its lifting the table off the floor and knocking utensils off.
>Cum with the force of a thousand suns
>Her loose, worn out pussy can't even hope to swallow it all and it spills across the table, soiling the garlic bread in the process.
>Only audible sounds are the youngest's loonie bin laughter, gf's exhausted panting, and my motor.
>Mfw I have tamed the foul beast.
>Alpha as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:28:07 2020 No.22695594 FAT RAT TATS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:34:03 2020 No.22695621 >>22695594 Shortstack Hinezumi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:34:13 2020 No.22695623 >>22695254 before I realized I had a lot of demon pics saved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:35:16 2020 No.22695631 >>22695623 Monogamy is the true path.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:40:11 2020 No.22695653 File: 102 KB, 750x1000, bd407b1276acc5514f4c3ccba40bb284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a cute moth to cuddle with,imagine the floof she could give

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:45:15 2020 No.22695683 >>22695653 Moths worship flashlights Look at her chase after that beam!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:53:40 2020 No.22695728 >>22695653 LAMP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:57:04 2020 No.22695734 File: 435 KB, 2480x3508, IMG_20191223_092743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 04:59:10 2020 No.22695751 File: 512 KB, 750x1000, 81c054aed07007c8426b26600d7e4d64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22695683 Especially the christmas lights

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 05:00:27 2020 No.22695754 >>22695751 Such a lewd dress for such a short bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 05:04:12 2020 No.22695762 File: 93 KB, 965x800, D4TptJTWkAAc6qc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thicc moths

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 05:10:03 2020 No.22695787 >>22695762 I wonder if Lucifer is her favorite angel...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 05:19:37 2020 No.22695826 File: 937 KB, 1500x1950, 1577406596255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22695762 All thicc and floof moths need intense breeding sesions for sole purpose of procreation,they need to be in constant state of pregnancy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 05:35:33 2020 No.22695904 File: 1.14 MB, 1250x1875, lizard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22692001

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 05:48:47 2020 No.22695948 >>22695444 >You know what I just realized? No and I don't care. Fuck off, dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 05:49:29 2020 No.22695950 >>22695904 >MERE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 05:52:46 2020 No.22695959 File: 66 KB, 700x700, 1403027494207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22695826 So do moth girls lay eggs? >>22695948 Anon what?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 06:08:01 2020 No.22696026

>>22695959
Is it fucked up that I get really turned on by the prospect of directly fertilizing eggs? Ever since I read that one nereid doujin with the close up of the eggs in the womb being drowned in semen i get a raw dog to girls like mucus toad and prepping a load of eggs to be laid. Then spending the next few days living by the river bank holsing her close while we wait to greet the faces of our countless spawn.

Hnnnnng. I wanna knock a bitch up.

>>	Iron beast Wed Jan 1 06:13:17 2020 No.22696044 >so theres a dragon that lives in a cave >you're mission is to make sure she's no longer a threat to the village >use any means nessasary

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 06:16:02 2020 No.22696052 >>22696044 >roll initiative >6

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 06:27:12 2020 No.22696079 >ywn feel the happiness of everytime your kitsune osananajimi grows a tail >ywn feel the happiness when she finally gets her 9th tail after being in bed with a seemingly life threatening fever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 06:29:30 2020 No.22696087 >>22696044 I point out to her that there's more valuables and goods to be obtained in a big city.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 07:01:45 2020 No.22696172 >>22696087 Wouldnt that just make the city angry at you for setting the dragon on them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 07:05:19 2020 No.22696181 Reminder to marry hardworking marriage fish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 07:15:19 2020 No.22696219 >>22696172 Only if they find out it was you.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 07:25:01 2020 No.22696265
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>Sleeping inside sandworm waifu
>Waifu and you are underneath a velvety soft flesh blanket and have fleshy pillows
>Forms almost like a sleeping bag or pouch
>You face and hold each as you sleep together
>Behind you, your young, sandworm daughteru, now 5 and who is too small to leave mommy's mouth, is huddled up against your back in her own separate pouch
Paradise at its finest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 07:37:29 2020 No.22696311 >>22696044 I ask her politely to stop terrorizing our town. She’ll definitely see reason and stop being a bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 08:00:49 2020 No.22696394 Anyone have a link to that short story about the heckpup with the illustration?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 08:04:35 2020 No.22696411 >>22696394 This? https://outismedia.itch.io/tama-the-tyrant-mamano-hidamari

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 08:44:57 2020 No.22696588 >>22696265 >not having her sleeping between you She'll get abandonment issues!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 08:52:56 2020 No.22696621 >>22694970 How do you stop breeding such a fine specimen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 08:59:09 2020 No.22696646 >>22696026 No. I get the same hardness thinking about it.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:00:23 2020 No.22696651

>>22694970
Yes, but then again the head maid will most likely make them "serve" you regardless if you want it or not. She just gets first dibs on you and spends the most time with you. She would want you to become a powerful man befitting of the rank of master, so having a harem of Kikimora would be the end result.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:01:42 2020 No.22696658 Glad to see the Wendi family didn’t accidentally burn down the forest with their fireworks last night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:20:50 2020 No.22696724 File: 803 KB, 760x1200, Kikimora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Started 2019 as a 10 year NEET veteran >Ended 2019 working in a mission critical role at a signal management company I'm doing it for her. I know she's proud of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:23:38 2020 No.22696741 >>22696724 She's slicking to the thought of how much you improved yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:26:26 2020 No.22696752 File: 1.81 MB, 2481x2792, 5kQrlM3c_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >driveway covered in snow >just get Hellhound wife to roll around in it for a couple minutes to melt it all away

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:27:19 2020 No.22696755 File: 372 KB, 1000x679, 1454265709120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22696658 Wendidad is careful with his fireworks, the kids get to play with sparklers and snap fireworks while he gets the big mortar tubes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:45:35 2020 No.22696827 >>22696755 You get it anon! Also we keep the big guns in the coat. No chance of accidents if we set them off in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:47:57 2020 No.22696839 >>22696827 But what if the rocket backfires and hits the moonshine distillery!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:54:29 2020 No.22696869 >>22696839 I blame those damned revenue nukis for sabotaging me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 09:59:24 2020 No.22696892 >>22696869 Revenukis*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:07:12 2020 No.22696937 >>22696724 W0t, how did you get any job with no work experience? Nowadays even the shittiest entry job requires 2+ years or try to force you to do it for free

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:10:23 2020 No.22696962 >>22696411 Thanks, that's the one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:23:48 2020 No.22697061 File: 163 KB, 1200x1798, 1576903607412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy fuck I want to milk a holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:35:08 2020 No.22697122 >>22697061 I want a Holstaur to milk me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:40:43 2020 No.22697159 >>22696752 Dude where the fuck is the snow? Its like spring here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:45:09 2020 No.22697202 >>22697061 >>22697122 I want to run a dairy that's 70% non-holst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:47:28 2020 No.22697216 File: 328 KB, 2400x720, Time to Bully C hero Anon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22697061 All this image does is make me wonder what happens when a regular heroes' mom gets turned into a MG. And also what size her jeans are.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:53:38 2020 No.22697254

>be married to a priestess of the fallen god
>people think that adherents of the fallen god are all lust-crazed monsters, but your wife is relatively normal
>little do they know of what's boiling under the surface
>it only takes the right phrase or gesture from you to cause her to snap, releasing mana like a dbz character
>she becomes a nigh-unstoppable juggernaut who barrels through anything in order to fuck you into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:57:12 2020 No.22697264 >>22697216 Depends on whether she's single and on how his heroes journey goes. If he miraculously comes back without a monster wife, then she might have a special welcome party planned for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 10:59:42 2020 No.22697275 File: 459 KB, 1280x720, 1574749833542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22696752 >lick the ice cream off her steaming hot bod >your tongue is like an ice cube to her >makes her back arch and hips thrust forward

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:09:55 2020 No.22697332 File: 1.93 MB, 1654x2339, IMG_20200101_180707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New hot wight art,damn i would cum instantly on her tummy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:12:32 2020 No.22697346 >>22697332 Isn't it indecent to be buried in such a revealing outfit?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:13:05 2020 No.22697350

>>22696937
I have work experience, just in another field.
Nepotism got me in the door, but I went above and beyond and the same managers who were convinced I was going to wash out in under a month became my biggest supporters. The two months of 14 hour days probably helped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:19:39 2020 No.22697392 >>22697332 Nice picture, that's a type of panties I'd expect on a Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:31:18 2020 No.22697466 >>22697254 Nice. Exactly what my wife does except more triggers due to her gods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:38:05 2020 No.22697515 >>22696724 Can you link your blog? I'd like to know more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:43:17 2020 No.22697545 >>22697466 Question: what is the most appropriate panties for a follower of the fallen god, if any?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:44:10 2020 No.22697548 >>22697545 The ones stained with other men's dry cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:44:17 2020 No.22697550 >>22697545 The ones with blue and white stripes in them. You know what I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:45:58 2020 No.22697564 >>22697332 I wouldn't mind instant lossing to loli wight tummy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:46:12 2020 No.22697568 >>22697545 Crotchless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:47:28 2020 No.22697577 >>22697332 10/10 would fuck in the ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:47:53 2020 No.22697581 >>22697545 My waifu doesnt wear any on account of being a able to have the slime act as panties. However the only correct answer is what ever panties will make you fuck her harder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:47:59 2020 No.22697583 >>22697550 >cliche, yet cute striped panties stretched tight over a lewd priestess' big round ass The fallen god's devotees are seductive indeed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:48:13 2020 No.22697585 >>22693306 I think of you guys as my friends. You’re all good people who deserve their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 11:48:29 2020 No.22697587 >>22697346 She's royalty so it's okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:05:47 2020 No.22697706 File: 282 KB, 1349x2134, TJvYOO5a_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22697159 I'm Canadian

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:12:37 2020 No.22697754 Any good mg doujins this comiket?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:13:02 2020 No.22697764 File: 230 KB, 631x769, 1532322891405.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22697706 Finn here, the snow's gone. Only ice left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:14:19 2020 No.22697769 File: 956 KB, 1062x1505, Nurse Succubus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am trying to draw a nurse succubus, but I can't decide if a succubus should have a stethoscope or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:15:29 2020 No.22697779 >>22691967 You're full of shit, bucko. This place is 80% normie central these days including me to a degree, where people larp as le nerdy weirdos attracted to exotic fantasy women to chill after/at work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:16:42 2020 No.22697789 >>22697769 She should. Also props for the really big syringe. I know sexy nurses since I customized Anna like one in Tekken 5.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:16:55 2020 No.22697790 >>22697769 Yes and the thing at the end should be heart shaped

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:17:06 2020 No.22697792 >>22697754 A few but mge scans are incredibly unreliable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:19:39 2020 No.22697805 File: 663 KB, 1924x1696, rat chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how's the year going so far anons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:20:50 2020 No.22697812 >>22697805 I beat Grey Prince Zote. Feeling like a chad already. Too few cute bug girls around me though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:20:52 2020 No.22697813 File: 515 KB, 500x500, 1577899252851.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22697805 I'm playing Classic WoW so...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:22:49 2020 No.22697823 >>22693749 >tfw I’ll never be bullied by a group of /fit/ fairies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:23:13 2020 No.22697826 >>22697332 Made for black dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:23:35 2020 No.22697829 >>22695161 >Anubis >Bunyip >Cheshire cat >Demon >Ushi-Oni >Yeti >Tsurara-onna >Hellhound >Shoggoth >Sea-Bishop

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:23:35 2020 No.22697830 >>22697805 Hittin the gym! Getting stronk!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:25:16 2020 No.22697837 >>22697790 >>22697789 Thanks for the input anons, I'll consider the suggestion if it does not feel like over designing the character

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:25:38 2020 No.22697838 >>22697805 Pretty good. Did a run. Getting steak with the folks later.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:32:07 2020 No.22697882

>>22693838
>Give her a knife for the snakes.
Now I’m imagining an Amazonian Fairy stalking through tall grass hunting bugs and other critters.
>one day she comes home from hunting absolutely exhausted and covered in blood
>she somehow stalked and killed that rabbit that has been eating your prized tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:35:00 2020 No.22697900 What's your waifu and how would you embarrass her when her friends are over for dinner?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:35:28 2020 No.22697902 >>22697900 Fairy, using her as a onahole in front of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:37:15 2020 No.22697910 >>22695079 I gave you the benefit of the doubt and read through the options and I've come to the conclusion that you should try /tg/ again

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:39:01 2020 No.22697924

>>22697779
>recently went from nothing to living on my own, mildly crushing but good paying job, girlfriend, and lack of time for shit like gaming over the course of a year
>desire for a 8ft tall big tittied and assed slightly plump covering insane muscle holst who I can use like a living tempurpedic bed has only increased to desiring a whole herd of such holsts and a new found desire to get into commissions has sprung up now that I have more money than I can effectively spend in my now insanely limited time
I dunno man. Outside I look like a normie but inside I'm worse than ever.
I'm the epitome of that meme where your lifes shit and you listen to people saying how to make it better like getting healthy, working out, eating right, being more social, getting a nice job, living away from my parents, getting a girl, etc. and i feel like I'm dying because i hate all of it and miss my time alone with all my shit where I wasn't exactly happy but at least I wasn't constantly depressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:39:43 2020 No.22697928 >>22694244 What if your Automaton is so old she can’t run Doom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:41:01 2020 No.22697936 >>22697900 minotaur slather myself in A1 sauce and lay on the table in front of her (though she may lick me clean to teach me a lesson)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:41:19 2020 No.22697938 File: 514 KB, 1879x1437, 1534888423502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22695161 >pharaoh >demon >kej That's about it, jinko, dark elf and oni were up there as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:42:01 2020 No.22697946 File: 953 KB, 1062x1505, Nurse Succubus s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22697769 With the Stethoscope it would probably look like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:42:25 2020 No.22697951 >>22697900 Casually pinching a my Hellhound's just starting to develop, mom-bod love handles and saying we should pick up doing our weekly "Chases" through the park again. Then haul ass.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:43:45 2020 No.22697960

>>22697805
Regretting heavily the past year of "improving" my life by doing all the stereotypical "right" things to do to "make my life better so I feel better".
I'm pretty sure you can't just change from being a hard introvert with constant depression by stacking ass loads of requirements and proffesional/social responsibilities on yourself like everyone says you should to "fix" yourself.
Somehow this outcome has surprised my therapist something fierce.
So, kinda shitty and recovering from a serious hangover. How's it going for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:45:12 2020 No.22697972 >>22697900 >holst >pinching her muffin tops

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 12:54:38 2020 No.22698028 >>22695205 That’s cute. I’m now imagining a Pinky and the Brain type of show starring your waifu and daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:01:46 2020 No.22698076 File: 154 KB, 1200x1223, 1577217153218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22697938 >fake ahegao >...ahh I'm cumming.... I bet if Pharoah "ordered" her manslave to make her cum it would insure he couldn't before she did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:03:17 2020 No.22698088 >>22698076 Speak english

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:09:14 2020 No.22698140 >>22695161 In no order. >demon >lich >kobold >baphomet >hobgoblin >kikimora >hinezumi >salamander >hellhound >wight >jabberwock I know you said ten but I had to stretch the rules by one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:10:31 2020 No.22698160 >>22694970 Only possible if the other ones are married

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:11:08 2020 No.22698170 i passed out before countdown, did the world end?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:11:32 2020 No.22698173 >>22694878 5 looks like she would threaten to curse you if you piss her off, but 7 looks like the only one who is capable of magic. Also rolling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:13:10 2020 No.22698195 >>22693370 thats just what cats do to mice anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:13:42 2020 No.22698201 >>22698170 Yes, we're all in hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:14:42 2020 No.22698205 >>22698170 You died and are in hell. In the real world the portals opened and everyone got their monster waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:16:05 2020 No.22698218 >>22698201 >>22698205 fukou da

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:19:35 2020 No.22698248 File: 50 KB, 416x536, Sahuagin3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22695211 based and sahupilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:20:37 2020 No.22698257 >>22695300 you need to be familiar with one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:22:19 2020 No.22698272 I read all the things you have to do to summon a succ on /x/, and damn man that's a lot of shit. Can't I just write an e-mail?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:23:09 2020 No.22698275

>>22695300
Join a Sabbath. They are created by Baphomets.
>The “familiars(encyclopedia II – p.84)” who serve Sabbath's witches are magical organisms created by the baphomet leaders. By the very nature of their existence, familiars can even be described as a living mass of a portion of the vast power of a baphomet as well as the “depraved power”, and it's possible for them to temporarily dramatically increase the power possessed by the witches of Sabbath by using themselves as mediums.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:26:07 2020 No.22698309 >>22698272 You can but the internet is terrible in hell. They still have dial up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:28:39 2020 No.22698326 >>22698275 >"Welcome to the sabbath, here's your introductory familiar"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:31:21 2020 No.22698354 >>22698309 Is fax more appropriate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:32:21 2020 No.22698364 >>22695161 -Kikimora -Shoggoth -Automaton -Inari -Banshee -Apophis -Oomukade -Dragon -Dullahan -Holstaur

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:37:06 2020 No.22698403 >>22698354 No. They don’t have fax. Only a crappy email address and a phone number to the worst customer service line ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:37:51 2020 No.22698410 >>22695161 >wight >demon >dark mage >anubis >salamander >lich >dragon >pharaoh >hellhound >wisp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:41:13 2020 No.22698432 >>22695161 Vampire Amazon Dark Mage Apophis Kraken Lilim (only the ones made by KC) Griffon Demon Hellhound Titania There's a bunch that could make it to the top easily anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:45:48 2020 No.22698457 File: 418 KB, 659x912, GRAPE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22697900 >Grapesnek Under the table shenanigans that makes her moan whenever she is answering her friend's questions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:46:45 2020 No.22698461 File: 897 KB, 2300x2700, 1562630459709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22698088 You can't learn Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:08:41 2020 No.22698585 >>22697826 Why there is always a blacked fag in these threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:09:57 2020 No.22698589 >>22698585 It's just one guy who came in recently who gets supremely buttblasted whenever anyone says the word "cunny".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:11:15 2020 No.22698597 >>22698585 It gets him (You)s, like you just did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:14:49 2020 No.22698620 File: 209 KB, 819x834, sandworm13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna get WORMED!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:21:09 2020 No.22698662 >>22698248 Fish are good girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:22:30 2020 No.22698671 >>22698585 It's just the new reoccurring shitpost. Notice the "I want to fuck your wife in the ass" one calmed down and now there's this. Just learn to ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:23:57 2020 No.22698681 File: 268 KB, 650x742, 62568337_p21_master1200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Work is dragging on today. I just want to go home and work on monster girl games. Help, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:30:43 2020 No.22698736 >>22697946 looks really cute either way anon! Cant wait to see it finished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:32:53 2020 No.22698747 >>22698173 You got slut sheep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:35:23 2020 No.22698761 File: 1.25 MB, 1200x1500, fc4898d56d75b63580b447575a8c526fea8b4443_s2_n1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22698620 I wanna get slimed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:35:41 2020 No.22698764 File: 2.24 MB, 1500x1770, 23ed5aaa21fa0bd9adea630e6623daee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All fate girls look like they would make excellent monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:38:32 2020 No.22698781 >>22698681 Just think of a cute Kikimora waiting for you at home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:39:47 2020 No.22698787 >>22698681 They don't give you a day off for New Year? It's better to not go after a night when most people stay up late and get drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:41:07 2020 No.22698795 >>22698309 No wonder they can't post here...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:41:21 2020 No.22698797 File: 170 KB, 750x586, 1528093000160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22698681 >tfw back to work tomorrow Feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:44:31 2020 No.22698819 >>22698764 Especially with Melon proportions. It’s pretty obvious for some too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:45:41 2020 No.22698833 >>22698764 Tremendous booooooooobs!

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:49:02 2020 No.22698852

>>22698764
>>22698833
>"Anubis, why has this captive not looked me in the eye once the whole time we've been here?"
>"Turn your eyes up, slave!!! You are speaking with the great Pharaoh! Do not avert your eyes like some craven!!!"
>"I do not think it is because he is craven, Anubis..."
>"Eh?!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:49:29 2020 No.22698856 >>22698761 i want you to get slimed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:50:09 2020 No.22698865 >>22698852 Meanwhile I'd be whimpering and probably cowering in fear of these two powerful monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:51:12 2020 No.22698870 File: 316 KB, 1536x2048, Temporary_ImageA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22698671 Agree,better ignore that fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:03:37 2020 No.22698936 >>22695904 The Lizard Warrior in your party always acts like this when you thank her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:12:32 2020 No.22698988 File: 1.52 MB, 1322x2000, 507298f0f6c94a782b59c5de10ea5329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22698819 Doesn't need to be Melon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:13:56 2020 No.22698998 >>22698764 >>22698852 >>22698865 Made for to be worshipped Made fo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:16:03 2020 No.22699016 >>22698988 >>22698998 >No enormous titty ojou monster to worship and be the personal daki of. 2020 sucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:24:35 2020 No.22699074 >>22698865 Don't be scared, they just need you for the Ritual of the Fertile Queen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:25:52 2020 No.22699086 File: 247 KB, 1000x2000, ANPvLuA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big tiddy moth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:27:21 2020 No.22699098 >>22698936 She's such a good friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:27:48 2020 No.22699102 https://twitter.com/greenopi1/status/1212465958297583616 This guys is drawing quite a bit of monster girls now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:30:48 2020 No.22699125 >>22699074 What's the Ritual of the Fertile Queen?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:32:10 2020 No.22699135
File: 92 KB, 850x956, __hellhound_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_caleana__sample-ff834e2297be5c3d396cc36a26c72553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>22699086
Of all the characters to enjoy increased popularity, why Moth and Nerdwan? I'm seeing artwork of them crop up all over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:32:50 2020 No.22699142 >>22697769 Why does it look like her vagina is a fucking bench clamp thats about to squeeze the world's most fucked up dick into pulp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:34:31 2020 No.22699155 >>22699135 I think someone found a waifu in that moth girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:35:30 2020 No.22699161 I wanna be a shota student in a school otherwise populated entirely by Hellhounds including the entire faculty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:36:02 2020 No.22699165 >>22699074 >the Ritual of the Fertile Queen. !

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:37:07 2020 No.22699171 >>22698620 >Segway to anon dragging his ass on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:39:10 2020 No.22699188 >>22699165 >boss music starts playing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:39:35 2020 No.22699193 >>22699161 How do you even end up in a situation like that? Is this some hellhound colony?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:40:33 2020 No.22699206 >>22699193 >Anon goes to high school in Hell itself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:40:41 2020 No.22699208 >>22699135 Moth waifufag and a writefag trying to meme his story more popular

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:41:11 2020 No.22699211 >>22699188 >Latin choir intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:42:32 2020 No.22699219 >>22699206 >The high school is in the isolated, but self-sufficent Hellhound Commune

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:42:43 2020 No.22699222 >>22699161 I want this but with Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:43:23 2020 No.22699231 >>22699098 If it wasn't for her, you'd get hurt, she's just looking out for you because you're the party's healer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:43:47 2020 No.22699233 big honkin horkin huge floppy tails

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:44:15 2020 No.22699237 >>22699193 Segregation. Hellhounds have their own schools and aren't allowed to attend white schools.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:46:44 2020 No.22699266 >>22699237 >white schools More like demon schools

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:48:37 2020 No.22699290 File: 15 KB, 512x359, Beep! Beep! XXL Snek coming through!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22699233 Lamia bodies are just one big tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:49:17 2020 No.22699301 File: 982 KB, 1085x1521, cutelichwife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New wife picture! Happy holidays! https://twitter.com/_Caleana/status/1212450347081519107

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:50:18 2020 No.22699312

>>22699125
>>22699165
>The Anbuis steps in to explain.
>"Hundreds of years ago, during the rule of Queen Thadi the Second, there was a great drought. Seizing this opportunity, one of the northern empires invaded. But their armies were beaten back and one of their generals was captured. Holding him for ransom at first, Queen Thadi was charmed by him and took him in as her lover. After becoming with child with him, the drought stopped and the rest of her rule was prosperous and peaceful. So we honor this by attempting to repeat it."
>The Pharaoh just leans in and whispers to you.
>"She means I'm going to rape you until I get knocked up"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:50:37 2020 No.22699317 >>22699231 That's still appreciated. It's very nice of big and strong woman like her to protect small and frail healer boy like me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:52:13 2020 No.22699335 >>22699208 Heckwan has a cute design. So does moth. Don't be a salty bitch just be our waifus aren't the ones gaining popularity. Give it time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:52:24 2020 No.22699338 >>22699312 ...I want my mommy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:52:32 2020 No.22699340 File: 764 KB, 1304x1400, 1347846309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to worship Gremlim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:53:11 2020 No.22699346 >>22699312 Poor little white boy pelvis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:54:10 2020 No.22699355 File: 117 KB, 1197x1057, 1575944828166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22699312

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:54:19 2020 No.22699357 >>22699340 I bet she likes to facesit

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:54:54 2020 No.22699361

>>22699206
>The drinking fountains never have enough pressure
>Your class right before lunch is 20 miles away from the cafeteria so there is always a massive line when you finally get there and the only thing left is a long forlorn pbnj by the time you even get to eat.
>The ac never works in summer
>The heater never works in winter.
>All the hoops in the gym are just a little higher than necessary so when you shoot it never reaches the hoop and just kinda falls back to the floor like you didn't put enough force into the freethrow so you have to go grab it awkwardly and feel everyone silently judging you the entire time.
>Your classes are perfectly spaced as such that you can never go to the bathroom and make it to class on time so you're forced to decide between detention or letting your bladder burst and pissing your pants in front of everyone like that one time in middle school where everyone saw it and laughed and started calling you Pee J and the ptsd flashbacks still haunt you to this day.
>The school mandated laptops use windows 95.

But hey you get to hotdog some cute grills so its worth it right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:55:41 2020 No.22699368 It's already embarrassing when you call your wife/girlfriend "mommy" by accident, but even more so if she's a Sabbath member.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:57:25 2020 No.22699383 >>22699355 The Anubis will make sure you see your duty to the end. Willing or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:57:52 2020 No.22699386 >>22699312 What about the anubis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:58:04 2020 No.22699390 >>22699338 She is your new mommy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:59:02 2020 No.22699402 >>22698988 Carmilla is great. So glad the summer one came out. Gonna breed Liz

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:59:30 2020 No.22699410 >>22699386 She is going to be manning the live stream camera so the whole country can watch you breed in HD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:00:13 2020 No.22699419 >>22699290 but they don't have buttholes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:00:36 2020 No.22699422 >>22695447 I just coomed to my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:00:44 2020 No.22699424 File: 786 KB, 1750x2750, be03od.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22699361 You're thinking of old hell. It's a lot nicer nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:00:44 2020 No.22699425 >>22699335 I'm not complaining about the moth, waifus are fine. The transparent shilling for nerdwan is annoying though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:01:12 2020 No.22699429 >>22699355 >Anubis inspecting farming equipment, date unknown, colourised

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:01:53 2020 No.22699440 >>22699410 Gonna breed her afterwards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:02:27 2020 No.22699447 >>22699355 Can't I perform the ritual with the Anubis instead?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:02:28 2020 No.22699448
File: 291 KB, 776x1098, 1476598792097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>22699361
>The heater never works in winter.

>Hi there, we're transfer students in the winter when hell cools down!
>If the heater stops working you can take a seat next to me, you know
>Why are yetis in hell, you ask? You ask too many questions for someone so bundled up in class
>We can take a trip down to the frozen part of hell if you want to know true cold, I'll have to hug you and cuddle you and squeeze you and rub you and hug you or you'll freeze in place!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:02:45 2020 No.22699452 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, Barking Orders.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22699429

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:04:17 2020 No.22699462 >>22695904 Based vada

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:06:07 2020 No.22699479 >>22699419 This is why girls without legs are so boring. >>22699452 Anubis giving directions to lescatie refugees 1933 colorised.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:07:28 2020 No.22699489 >>22695904 Cute pai lizard!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:08:44 2020 No.22699500 >>22699479 Ah, I want to be a guard at a concentration camp for anubi! None of them would do anything I could ding them for though, so I wouldn't have an excuse to rape. Damn, I really didn't think this through...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:09:18 2020 No.22699504 >>22699237 wight* schools

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:09:27 2020 No.22699505 >>22699452 >>22699355 I just can't take someone seriously who has a damned exclamation mark on her body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:10:38 2020 No.22699518 Aside from the obvious ones like dragons, kikis, and high orcs which girls were designed by kc specifically with violent anal pounding in mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:11:32 2020 No.22699523 If a monster girl for another universe was teleported to mge universe would she transform into the species most like her or could she change into something else like can a succubus transforming into a mge wyvern ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:12:05 2020 No.22699527 >>22695904 Built for winning over and claiming her womb with your dick.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:12:19 2020 No.22699530

>>22699346
Your pelvis will adapt toit after it heals.

>>22699386
There to bark orders at you and care for you between breaks. Reapply the oils, make sure you eat and sleep, use potions and spells to top the tanks off, bandage you if necessary, etc.

>>22699447
There's no historical prescient for it so it'll just be rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:12:43 2020 No.22699536 >>22699479 what happened in lescatie again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:12:53 2020 No.22699538 >>22699518 All undead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:13:30 2020 No.22699542 >>22699312 ...I want my mommy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:14:13 2020 No.22699546 File: 152 KB, 747x991, Kakuen3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22699538 monke

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:14:17 2020 No.22699547 >>22699505 The mark of the chad >>22699530 >There's no historical prescient for it so it'll just be rape. I'm fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:15:14 2020 No.22699554 >>22699546 meant to reply to >>22699518

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:17:12 2020 No.22699568 >>22699518 >>22699538 Memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:17:16 2020 No.22699572 >>22699546 SHE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:18:14 2020 No.22699577 File: 3.68 MB, 3031x4134, Kakuen16a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22699572 HAS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:19:09 2020 No.22699582 >>22699572 >>22699577 MY COCONUT GUN FIRING IN SPURTS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:22:02 2020 No.22699598 >>22699546 Still my favorite monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:40:37 2020 No.22699693 I want to go around challenging lizardmen and then just leaving after I beat them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:42:03 2020 No.22699706 i want to help build my daughteru's dildo collection

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:43:30 2020 No.22699719

>>22699193
After the war is over the the monster girls have been completely defeated by the humans, some species are allowed to integrate into human society while others are enslaved and then some like Hellhounds have to flee or be destroyed. After misusing a teleportation stone a shota accidentally gets stranded in the refuge Hellhounds have made for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:44:55 2020 No.22699728 >>22699719 >After the war is over the the monster girls have been completely defeated by the humans, some species are allowed to integrate into human society while others are enslaved Back to /tg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:47:32 2020 No.22699746 >>22699706 Newsflash: Local weirdo leaves rubber casts of his own dick around the house to go "missing"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:55:49 2020 No.22699798 >>22699693 I wonder how a group of them would react if a man were to challenge all of them at once, saying that he has the strength to make them his harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:59:26 2020 No.22699824 File: 2.05 MB, 1654x2339, IMG_20200101_235614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More awoobis art is always welcomed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 17:12:52 2020 No.22699912 Gonna cause a kitsune to get massive milkers.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 17:18:02 2020 No.22699949

>>22699912
>Anon is approached by a flat chested Kitsune saying "Noooo noooo please don't give me massive breasts and then fondle my huge titties that would be AWFUL!"
>She then collapses to the ground for no discernible reason
>"Oh no, I have fallen. Please do not take advantage of me in this vulnerable state where it would be really easy to give me enormous tits and then grope them!"

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