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2263335 No.2263335 [Reply] [Original]

>touhou breasts 3224
>touhou ass 629

It's fucking lopsided man. The Japanese don't appreciate a nice ass.

>> No.2263343

Japanese women don't have asses. They might as well be white men.

>> No.2263350

>>2263335
What's there to see. Roughly 9/10 of the cast is flat. Unless they like it that way.

>> No.2263357

>touhou armpit 144

>> No.2263360
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>>2263343
>>2263350
Just as there are those who love DFC, there are those who think a small butt is fine, too.

>> No.2263366

>touhou feet 668
>touhou barefoot 1304
but the majority of them aren't even meant to be sexual

>> No.2263367

i don't get the ass admires
thats where poop comes from. tits have milk

>> No.2263369

what are the dimple stat?

>> No.2263370

>>2263367
dairy is linked to colon cancer

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>>2263370

>> No.2263379

>>2263367
It displays wide hips, and one very convenient sexual position for spontaneous sex.

>> No.2263380

Girls with a big butt are considered to be lazy or fat. They're the same thing in Japan.

>> No.2263385

>>2263343
Yeah but they don't have breasts either.

>> No.2263391

That's where poop comes from.

>> No.2263395
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>>2263385
No, they do. But they have narrow hips and buttocks like a little boy.

>> No.2263398

>>2263367
I dunno how shit tastes like but breast milk is pig disgusting

>> No.2263408

>>2263380
The op said nice ass not big ass. They aren't necessarily the same thing. Like with breasts, the overall shape is more important than the size.

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>>2263366
>touhou panties 2300
>touhou bloomers 485
>touhou buruma 81
>touhou lingerie 389
>touhou nude 1696
>touhou flat chest 575

And then I couldn't think of any more tags.

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>>2263409
touhou skirt

>> No.2263428

>>2263409
touhou penis

>> No.2263429
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*smack*

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>> No.2263449
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Girls need meat on their bones, none of that malnourished-looking shit

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>> No.2263469

Source on OP?

>> No.2263472

>>2263469
your sister.

>> No.2263473
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She's big in all the right places.

>> No.2263487

>>2263472
I wish.

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>>2263472

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>>2263380
You say it like that's a bad thing.

>> No.2263513

look at those sweated panties on OP pic

>> No.2263515

>>2263505
>tidus
oh fuck you buddy

>> No.2263543

Poop does not come from buttcheeks, it comes from assholes. Also not liking it for that reason is like not liking pussies because blood comes from there.

>>2263335
A flat ass is not an ass, just thighs and hips. It's fine of you like either of those but it's as silly as saying you like flat Breasts.

>> No.2263553

>>2263505
nice crt

>> No.2263555

>>2263543
But I don't like pussies before they look like badly healed wounds. Face > hair > tits = ass.

>> No.2263580 [DELETED] 

Guess what? I'm pooing as I type this. I borrowed my husband's laptop (he's away on business) and found an extra-long phone cable. The laptop is balanced on my lap - I just let out a booming fart and right now there is what feels like a fat, solid poo coming out of my bottom. It's sliding out slowly, making a crackiling noise and I just made a gassy fart. There it goes. It just slid into the water without making any noise. I just did another little fart. Now here comes another poo and it's coming out faster than the other one. It just fell into the water and made a splash (not a big "ker-sploosh" I'm afraid). I think that's it. I'm straining a bit to see if there's any more poo. No, I'm done. Not much of a smell either. I need to wipe so I'm putting this down for a sec. OK, I wiped my bottom now I'm going to look in the bowl. Yes, th fat one was a big one - 10 inches I reckon and the one that made the splash was smaller and thinner - 5 inches maybe. There you have my play-by-! play, or should I say, poo-by-poo!

>> No.2263585

Guess what? I'm pooing as I type this. I borrowed my husband's laptop (he's away on business) and found an extra-long phone cable. The laptop is balanced on my lap - I just let out a booming fart and right now there is what feels like a fat, solid poo coming out of my bottom. It's sliding out slowly, making a crackiling noise and I just made a gassy fart. There it goes. It just slid into the water without making any noise. I just did another little fart. Now here comes another poo and it's coming out faster than the other one. It just fell into the water and made a splash (not a big "ker-sploosh" I'm afraid). I think that's it. I'm straining a bit to see if there's any more poo. No, I'm done. Not much of a smell either. I need to wipe so I'm putting this down for a sec. OK, I wiped my bottom now I'm going to look in the bowl. Yes, th fat one was a big one - 10 inches I reckon and the one that made the splash was smaller and thinner - 5 inches maybe. There you have my play-by-! play, or should I say, poo-by-poo!

>> No.2265196

>>2263585
How's gay marriage going for you?

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Who's behind the camera, I wonder?

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>> No.2265496

>>2265483
Me.

I fucked you're Touhou.

>> No.2265499

>>2265496
You should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>2265499
I am.

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>>2263408
>Like with breasts, the overall shape is more important than the size.
Quoted for truth, it's gotta fit her figure. I HATE exaggerated proportions

>> No.2265539

wat wat the butt

>> No.2265552

>>2265511
>I HATE exaggerated proportions
>Animu
┐(´―`)┌

>> No.2265566
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exaggerated

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slightly exaggerated, but take perspective into account and it should be fine

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>>2263505

>> No.2265646

I came.

Twice.

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Remember this optical illusion?

>> No.2265745
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My Nitori, what a big ass you have.

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>>2263360

>> No.2267033

>>2265689
what optical illusion?

>> No.2267039

Fapping to cartoons is pathetic. Go outside some time and get real hobbies, losers.

>> No.2267060

<-- /a/

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>>2267039

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>>2267039

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