レミリア thread!

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レミリア thread! Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:24:02 2019 No.22611428 [Reply] [Original]

My birthday is in 9 days and nights, so I thought I would make this thread since I love Ojousama and want to be kissed by her dead soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:27:34 2019 No.22611447 File: 1.50 MB, 1984x1477, 1412304625238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy birthday anon, but this is now an Okuu thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:33:29 2019 No.22611474 File: 886 KB, 990x1263, reiuji utsuho (touhou) drawn by uchisukui - 8f04956db9bcb4d98b7a1d5ec915b2a9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611447 Hey, you stole that hijack idea from the Komachi thread that was supposed to be about Rumia!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:42:14 2019 No.22611520 File: 163 KB, 1041x963, IMG_20191219_044143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:46:25 2019 No.22611541 File: 397 KB, 1748x2480, 9525a280cd0a9f2692a4edcb0f88c546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611447 You posted Satori, so now this is a Satori thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:46:55 2019 No.22611544 File: 988 KB, 1563x1353, 1559342141017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611474 Yeah, but I also took inspiration from the fact that a considerable number of anons here tend to make Okuu threads to celebrate their birthdays.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:59:34 2019 No.22611600 File: 493 KB, 1918x1024, 1381165833077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And now back on track.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 08:13:57 2019 No.22611658 File: 327 KB, 1060x1500, 1392322951786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God I wish that were my blood.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 08:14:02 2019 No.22611659
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I wonder if things would have been different if I didn't play EoSD first all those years ago. Mayhap not...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 08:20:06 2019 No.22611681 File: 52 KB, 411x424, 1389929928251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611659 Her charisma isn't that easily avoidable, you would've most likely ended up in the same place regardless.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 08:20:16 2019 No.22611683
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>>22611658
Every time I imagine Remilia sitting on my lap, biting my neck and drinking my blood while hugging me, my heart skips a beat.
It feels like it would be something so much more intimate and romantic than kissing or having sex.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 08:28:28 2019 No.22611724
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>>22611683
Tell me about it. I want to rest my head on Remi's lap and then have her calm me down and tell me everything will be okay. Then, once my eyes are closed she suddenly rips my carotid artery out with full force and all I can see is her beautiful, bloody face while my ears are ringing and my vision slowly fades to black.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 08:36:52 2019 No.22611749 File: 297 KB, 1308x2048, IMG_20191219_053622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611681 Yes, she made me discover a lot of tastes I didn't even know I had back then... like Lolibaba!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 09:05:10 2019 No.22611818 >>22611683 That's why I want to go further beyond and have sex with her while she bites my neck!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 09:55:47 2019 No.22611993 File: 868 KB, 800x921, 78331432_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hopefully this thread will have a million brilliant replies for me to read when I wake up later!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 10:25:13 2019 No.22612127 >>22611659 I remember that thread That dice edit thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 10:45:17 2019 No.22612222 >>22612127 Found it! In this thread, you shall find an instance of which fate has been manipulated. >>/jp/thread/S17707896#p17793793

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 10:52:11 2019 No.22612242 File: 538 KB, 788x1115, 1576770731737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh not again! It smells like a BAD one this time. Unfortunately Sakuya isn't around, so one of you anons is going to have to change her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:00:24 2019 No.22612277 >>>/d/

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:02:18 2019 No.22612287 [DELETED]

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>>22612242
I'll pitch in and lend a hand, but I'm going to need another Anon to hold her down. Sometimes Remi does pic related on the changing table, especially when she's embarrassed and Sakuya isn't there, and no one wants smelly vampire no-nos all over the walls and ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:05:08 2019 No.22612297 >>22612242 Good job ruining a Remi thread on OP's birthday, scatfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:08:01 2019 No.22612304 File: 268 KB, 650x700, 1544176049906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22612297 This is why we should've just had an Okuu thread from the get go. We still can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:12:30 2019 No.22612320 >>22612304 big birb titters

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:13:58 2019 No.22612324 I wish I had a vampire loli Ojou-sama to serve faithfully and worship her slender loli body all over!

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:21:54 2019 No.22612357 [DELETED]

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>>22612242
We should act sooner rather than later! Pichuuns are a robust brand (they have to be, in order to cope with Remi's 'output'), but even they have their limits. If Remi is left alone for too long without being changed, she gets crankier and crankier and more and more prone to fill her Pichuuns even more!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:28:52 2019 No.22612378 >>22612304 Much better Stage 6 boss. Vampires are dumb, and apparently highly unsanitary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:29:12 2019 No.22612380 File: 298 KB, 552x595, __kaenbyou_rin_touhou_drawn_by_wool_miwol__7a9082443f5827cca8a139536f1056b4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22612287 >smelly vampire no-nos all over the walls and ceiling Stop making me laugh, /d/poster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 11:30:15 2019 No.22612385 File: 430 KB, 600x600, __flandre_scarlet_and_reiuji_utsuho_touhou_drawn_by_eiri_eirri__e45bdf42fe047ca943998699b8487965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22612378 Vamps can be friends with birbs, though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 13:23:20 2019 No.22612745 File: 405 KB, 805x498, 1385219294350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you, Meido. >>22612222 That thread was fun, I want Remi to be banned from every single casino game!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 13:28:38 2019 No.22612761 File: 137 KB, 500x500, 62838927_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22612304 But Okuu is always the birthday 2hu! Other girls deserve the honor too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 13:30:47 2019 No.22612767 >>22612745 What if I told you I made that edit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 13:35:25 2019 No.22612786 File: 80 KB, 510x383, 7c8fa109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22612767 Thank you for your contribution. Good to see there are still plenty of loyal servants of Remi. >>22612304 Please respect anon's birthday wish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 13:37:04 2019 No.22612788 >>22612380 It's no laughing matter for Sakuya when she has to clean that awful mess up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 13:40:47 2019 No.22612815 >>22612788 The stench of her rotten cunt will cover up that smell easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 14:33:36 2019 No.22613108 >>22612815 So long as no one has to deal with Remi's putrid 500-year unwashed f**t.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 14:57:41 2019 No.22613219 File: 273 KB, 1200x1659, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_fkey__d643419f06bf6a30f9a61440df58969c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IMAGINE THE SMELL 500 years without a single wash

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:07:15 2019 No.22613511 >>22613219 Now confirmed to out-smell Flan's feet! Whether or not Remi's foot smell out-smells her used Pichuuns at any given percentage of their total load capacity is still being debated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:08:28 2019 No.22613517 File: 288 KB, 1074x1060, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_kuro_suto_sukii__9ae62569aebfe97d964c2c1a387d1804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22613511 Remi has some big feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:10:54 2019 No.22613528 >>22613517 Putrid smelling, too. That poor yukkuri can only survive because it doesn't have a nose.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:12:32 2019 No.22613538 [DELETED]

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>>22613528
would still take deep breaths from between her toes and let remi's feet smell spores cultivate in my lungs! Imagine having your breath smell like her feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:14:30 2019 No.22613549 >>22613219 Hang yourself, brain-dead /pol/fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:20:36 2019 No.22613570 H-help me /jp/! I want to change Remi so badly! I want to take her to the changing table and perform the most intimate of acts! The act that previously Remi only permitted Sakuya to do! Changing Remi's messy Pichuuns!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:48:30 2019 No.22613684 File: 1.27 MB, 1500x2133, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_gioha__05f3dddc1a7f000632f9635756a90c4e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make sure to keep your Remi warm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:51:29 2019 No.22613700 snif

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:54:36 2019 No.22613705 File: 265 KB, 850x1170, 1557626930558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22613700 You're playing a dangerous game there, Anon...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:55:13 2019 No.22613709 >>22613705 put socks on please. This thread will become unbreathable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:59:40 2019 No.22613726 >>22613709 Well, at least she's freshly back from the changing table, so you won't have to worry about those smells.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 17:00:35 2019 No.22613732 File: 1.58 MB, 1600x1100, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_reimei_r758120518__dd93f31ce22a550c12b0e44f637ddbc8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22613726

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 00:48:42 2019 No.22615388 File: 124 KB, 500x500, reiuji_utsuho_touhou_drawn_by_nitro_ki__c9d03e47fd94490f06cd06c0ac82bce0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okuu dudes, why am I finding you in this thread? Get back into the birthday thread. Oh and cute Remi's btw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 01:02:05 2019 No.22615446 >>22613726 Reminder to report every post this guy makes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 01:53:42 2019 No.22615615 >>22615446 I mean, it's a strange fetish... I would rather think about Remilia kissing me with her undead soul.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 01:54:42 2019 No.22615617 File: 23 KB, 300x300, remisuck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don’t forget to feed your pets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 02:32:01 2019 No.22615702 File: 68 KB, 327x213, 1570867784856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22615617 >1 liter of human blood contains 900 calories keeping remilia properly fed doesn't seem very good for my health

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 02:33:52 2019 No.22615707 >>22613726 Sakuya is so lucky to have this duty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 03:00:09 2019 No.22615761 File: 1.17 MB, 766x1024, ab04315853e95c757b7f786389189177ec94d623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22615702 just ask her friend patchouli to teach you some healing magic so you can keep yourself healthy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 03:03:08 2019 No.22615767 File: 735 KB, 675x900, reiuji utsuho (touhou) drawn by marota - 6b59652e457ae33c7449210aa2f255b0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The paizuri raven is such a great wife!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 03:45:07 2019 No.22615871 >>22615707 Reminder to report every post this ban evading shitposter makes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 06:56:57 2019 No.22616420 File: 325 KB, 1450x2048, IMG_20191219_235546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 08:21:37 2019 No.22616722 File: 212 KB, 1120x1200, 1573085335822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22615388 Every birthday thread is also an Okuu thread!

Anonymous Fri Dec 20 08:27:38 2019 No.22616739
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At this point I can't even tell if these are actual, sincere Okuu posters or just the 3rd wave of shitposters. Just let us have a Remi thread in peace, please. Your threads don't get shat up so don't shit up others'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 09:39:24 2019 No.22617002 File: 623 KB, 1152x864, 41583692_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lily heard that the Mistress was in need and came to help!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 09:51:16 2019 No.22617052 >>22617002 Dawww. But LilyPoko on Remi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 09:55:16 2019 No.22617067 >>22617002 >>22617052 What's the difference between that and Picchuuns?

Anonymous Fri Dec 20 10:20:52 2019 No.22617221 [DELETED]

>>22617067
Pichuuns are more robustly made and are intended for the more 'heavy duty' usage that Remi often gives them. LilyPoko are designed for cute and perfect fairies (and all they do is pee), though the company has recently been developing a larger version to accommodate fat incontinent NEETs. The truly heavy duty brand is still Cucumbers, though...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 10:26:00 2019 No.22617269 >>22617002 Go hang yourself, retarded cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 12:53:10 2019 No.22617876 stench niggers are delusional. The Mistress is educated and refined, she only smells of ointments and perfumes. She might pee the bed tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 13:12:58 2019 No.22617955 File: 626 KB, 1796x2048, a remiiiiii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22617876 One breath of remi feet and ur lungs melt

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 13:58:48 2019 No.22618163 >>22617955 I can confirm this. I foolishly inhaled when the Mistress was out bullying mortals with her rancid feet and now my lungs are basically a mushy paste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 14:01:13 2019 No.22618175 File: 1002 KB, 848x1200, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_aonagi_ibane__34f693b12edca9072ce22e90608ded5b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22618163 :( at least you got to sniff

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 14:26:30 2019 No.22618297 I hope OP enjoys this thread on his birthday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 14:58:08 2019 No.22618433 Ahh~ I want Remi to bite my erect dick with just enough strength to pierce ththe skin with her sharp fangs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 15:00:04 2019 No.22618442 >>22618175 Imagine particles of crusty toe cheese the size of tennis balls raining from the sky!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 15:11:58 2019 No.22618500 >>22618442 rip lungs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 16:21:40 2019 No.22618810 >>22617269 All you had to say was "it's not spring yet lily."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 17:29:33 2019 No.22619081 File: 771 KB, 962x1300, 1556104032057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to bully Remi!

Anonymous Fri Dec 20 17:33:37 2019 No.22619098 [DELETED]

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If you were lying in bed with your wife Remi and suddenly you got a hint of that old familiar smell, would you wake Remi in the middle of the night and change her dirty Pichuuns immediately, or try to ignore it, get some sleep, and change her in the morning?

Anonymous Fri Dec 20 17:38:29 2019 No.22619126 [DELETED]

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>>22619098
Waking up in the middle of the night to find Remi beside you with a full, piss filled saggy stinky diaper! Lifting up her unconscious body while she’s still deep asleep and placing her on a changing table. Meanwhile Remi is lewdly dreaming about her Onii-chan burying his face in her crotch and making her squirm and moan when he sniffs her diaper! After removing her diaper, you’d notice her involuntary squirming and mewling as her piss dripping soaked slit twitches after making contact with the air! You’d remember to pull out your baby wipes and rub along her length, watching as Remi grimaces in pleasure as you proceed to clean her filthy entrance. Then she’d suddenly wake up and protest with an incredibly adorable embarrassed expression as you begin wrapping her waist in a fresh pair of diapers! But suddenly Remi would cover her mouth and her hip spasms involuntary again as the pleasure catches up to her conscious mind. Then she’d lose her composure and control as she pisses and orgasms in to the clean pair of diapers you just put on her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 17:47:14 2019 No.22619175 File: 186 KB, 800x667, 1565322102074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22619098 I will pull out my emergency natto pot and stick it down her neck as punishment! Laughing at Remi while she Uuu~'s and cries!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 17:47:19 2019 No.22619177 >>22619126 Few Remi fans truly understand the Mistress's vulnerability on the changing table that this post describes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 18:01:56 2019 No.22619231 pettanko no wonder she likes and hired sakuya, WWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 18:11:14 2019 No.22619262 File: 197 KB, 564x800, REMI NO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remi doesn't look too good...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 18:17:02 2019 No.22619279 >>22619262 Snooooooooooooooooort!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 18:25:08 2019 No.22619313 File: 2.54 MB, 1748x2480, 77339694_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611428 Remilia is the cutest! Nice to see Ojousama has so many servants <3

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 18:31:30 2019 No.22619339 >>22619313 Remi needs a foot wash and extensive potty training.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 18:34:09 2019 No.22619350 >>22619339 Maybe, but she is still the best and I would love to take care of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 18:41:21 2019 No.22619385 File: 37 KB, 248x274, 1354226927065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22619262 >>22619279 Okay I laughed, but seriously, when is HE coming back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 19:29:30 2019 No.22619550 File: 549 KB, 945x790, 1561246663771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22619262 vampire slaying: complete

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 20:28:31 2019 No.22619787 File: 124 KB, 327x327, 1493576755045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22619098 >>22619126 I used to /d/-post back when it was just harmless fun, but this is too much. I regret everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 20:49:23 2019 No.22619856 >>22616739 calm down, its just one person doing it and just a handful of shitposts

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 21:18:13 2019 No.22620007 >>22611683 neck yourself pedophile

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 21:20:58 2019 No.22620024 File: 152 KB, 850x988, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_katsukare__sample-3a3cf632913030b94e726f257a15005c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611428 the mistress is not dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 21:22:39 2019 No.22620031 >>22619550 Simon >>>>> Richter >>>>>>> Alushit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 21:26:45 2019 No.22620042 File: 107 KB, 850x1220, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_kanpa_campagne_9__sample-3207bfcccb95b50fa2614f41f6d77079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611428 The mistress is very important.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 21:45:06 2019 No.22620103 File: 246 KB, 850x1201, 1568089682118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22620007 Aah~ I wish Remilia would have her way with my neck!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 21:59:47 2019 No.22620137 >>22620007 I wish she would neck me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 22:08:07 2019 No.22620173 File: 448 KB, 770x1213, 1564523062814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22620007 Imagine, this little temptress licking your neck down, lathering her saliva all over at, as if to season it; before then plunging her tiny fangs into them!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 22:25:18 2019 No.22620232 >>22620173 Hot. Now I want to plunge a little something into her, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 20 23:00:55 2019 No.22620353 File: 3.06 MB, 2237x3541, 3d3ad227e05f4210fcc63af2020896af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22620232 Like a stake! Through her heart!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 03:03:28 2019 No.22621021 File: 717 KB, 1000x1400, 1550547435952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stupid vampire that wets the bed and tries to pin it on her sister!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 05:52:43 2019 No.22621488 File: 746 KB, 850x850, 26672980_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22620007 Good idea, that way I'll finally be with Remi and I'll be able to kiss her child body all over!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 10:27:24 2019 No.22622564 If you married Remi, would you take over changing duty from Sakuya, or let her continue to do it? It seems like quite an intimate experience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 10:33:49 2019 No.22622601 >>22622564 Commit suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 10:39:52 2019 No.22622634 >>22622564 A truly dedicated husband of the Mistress would earnestly welcome the opportunity to change her when she's wet or messy. It's the least he can do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 10:50:19 2019 No.22622693 >>22622564 >>22622634 Jump off a building.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 10:58:29 2019 No.22622746 >>22622564 I'd make sure Remimi was snug and comfy in her fresh Pichuuns! I hope she doesn't make a mess in them too soon, but if she does, she knows I'll be there for her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 10:58:33 2019 No.22622747 File: 749 KB, 1296x1080, 1387576399918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aah, if only I could serve the Mistress. Even if it were something as menial as being the designated umbrella carrier or her rocking horse.

Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:07:10 2019 No.22622792

>>22611428
>Remi will never stealthily ask Sakuya to put a little extra sugar into the tea she serves you
>you will never confront her about the tea being extra sweet based on vague suspicions
>you will never tease her about her intentionally fattening you up to eat you later
>you will never get to see Remi flustered at the ridiculous premise, as she never even thought of something like that
>you will never get to push the issue until she's red with frustration, then tell her you were just teasing her and give her a big bear hug that she angrily attempts to struggle out of, only to realize it's hopeless and hugging you back
why even live, bros

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:08:24 2019 No.22622796 >>22622747 I want to be Remi's personal butler, blood bag, punching bag, sex toy and chair!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:09:07 2019 No.22622803 File: 107 KB, 510x378, flan demonstrating correct use of remi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan > Remi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:10:16 2019 No.22622814 File: 605 KB, 1668x1000, 1407944133943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22622803 Haha, it's Flan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:13:22 2019 No.22622824 File: 159 KB, 600x617, 1388976157780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22622796 God, imagine being Remi's chair during meals, only being allowed to leave the scraps or tiny pieces that manage to find themselves on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:14:33 2019 No.22622828 File: 461 KB, 1200x900, 1383059436483.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22622824 Eat, not leave, no clue how I managed to write that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:16:43 2019 No.22622834 i want a remi gf it's the only thing i want in life what do i have to do i'm ready for anything aaa

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:22:05 2019 No.22622850 >>22622824 Remi is a messy eater, so at least you won't starve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:23:56 2019 No.22622857 File: 238 KB, 1056x1504, 1501019944425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Charisma!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:31:41 2019 No.22622889 File: 861 KB, 826x1169, remi is a bedwetter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wringing the cold piss out of your marital bedsheets in the morning!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:36:39 2019 No.22622910 File: 343 KB, 800x1174, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_rioshi__5487f4b0728cd5da998320c4f8b19757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22622889 No bully. She just leaked a little charisma on the sheets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:37:13 2019 No.22622916 File: 1.28 MB, 1694x1466, 1576946233870.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22622889 Well, this is why she needs to wear the you-know-what.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:41:02 2019 No.22622950 File: 308 KB, 700x700, __hakurei_reimu_kirisame_marisa_and_remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_maguro_mawaru_sushi__90e0194391af666c2adbe5a47695a9f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22622910 >No bully. Impossible! Remi is entirely for bully!

Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:42:12 2019 No.22622955

Ahh~, Milady is so cute!
Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!

Milady!, I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!
Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!
Please drink my blood!, insult me more!, kick me!, please look down on me with disgust!.
I do not deserve to be more than a blood bag for you!, a living footstool!
Use my body as you please, Milady!, abuse me to your heart's content!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:48:51 2019 No.22623004 File: 1.40 MB, 800x4800, 1574437421550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakuya has pretty much the right idea regarding Remi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 11:59:52 2019 No.22623060 File: 387 KB, 320x270, flan clap clap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22623004

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 12:06:08 2019 No.22623093 File: 429 KB, 885x626, 1387778875344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's that time of the year again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 12:09:16 2019 No.22623111 File: 589 KB, 735x993, flan9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22622803 wish remi would hire me to look after flan

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 12:24:29 2019 No.22623181 File: 1.39 MB, 1024x1122, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE MISTRESS IS FLUFFY

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 12:34:58 2019 No.22623221 >>22623181 Imagine how comfortable and warm a hug from her would be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 12:55:05 2019 No.22623301 >>22623181 New Jumbo-sized Pichuuns!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 18:21:43 2019 No.22624507 >>22622564 Let her continue doing that given that's the reason she was hired for in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 18:25:04 2019 No.22624520 >>22612222 It's sad how there hasn't been a good Remi thread in ages because of 2-3 spammers ruining and derailing every single thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 18:26:08 2019 No.22624527 >>22623301 HAHAHAHAH DIAPERS, GET IT? DIAPERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. PICHUUNS HAHAHA. DIAPERS HAHAHA. DID YOU GET IT? DID YOU GET IT? D I A P E R S HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA DIAPERS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 21 22:35:54 2019 No.22625577 File: 22 KB, 534x398, IMG_20191108_120344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611447 Fuck off anon. Okuu bad. Remilia good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 03:02:53 2019 No.22626352 File: 383 KB, 720x1080, 35cee9b1170bb30ea71dc17645c1d541-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't get the diaper thing, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 03:56:53 2019 No.22626448 File: 383 KB, 720x1080, 35cee9b1170bb30ea71dc17645c1d541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't understand the diaper thing but at least the thread is lively.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 06:53:13 2019 No.22626910 What's your favorite thing about Remi? For me it's the idea of changing her messy diaper after Sakuya's fed her a huge load of spicy food that really hasn't agreed with her digestion. I can only imagine the smell!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 09:16:58 2019 No.22627545 File: 214 KB, 603x800, 1384545350698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22625577 No swearing in the Mistress's presence!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 09:51:01 2019 No.22627736 File: 1.01 MB, 989x1400, reiuji utsuho (touhou) drawn by uchisukui - 00d48bcb4c9dea99944c5308bcb3b51c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flat chested losers deserve to be squished out of this thread!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 10:01:37 2019 No.22627788 File: 99 KB, 908x1281, 69151119_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22627736 Please stop saying rude things while posting Okuu. She is a good girl and deserves better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 12:04:22 2019 No.22628380 File: 724 KB, 1000x1400, 1383077463694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gently holding Remimi's warm hands while she's wearing her absolutely adorable mittens!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 18:13:58 2019 No.22629825 File: 1.22 MB, 800x1200, 72193320_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nom

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 00:09:44 2019 No.22631052 File: 215 KB, 850x895, __remilia_scarlet_and_flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_kolshica__sample-a330d51c2f12c7cf3d4bbf2665dbf6b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love em. I would buy remilias and flandres in bulk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 00:39:40 2019 No.22631150 File: 2.50 MB, 2075x1500, 1564302404749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22631052 How fast do you go through your Remis and Flans? I break one like once every three months or so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 05:50:21 2019 No.22631971 File: 316 KB, 1000x1000, 1376881809145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bean Claus coming to your house to leave you some gifts!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 05:59:40 2019 No.22632000 >>22623004 Remi was fed tea all her undead life, only to end up as tea. Such irony!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 06:27:19 2019 No.22632071 >>22632000 Imagine how exquisite her flavor must be! As expected, this perfect and elegant maid as impeccable taste!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 07:13:28 2019 No.22632280 >>22632071 Imagine jizzing into the ashes and making a dough of Remi ashes and spunk. Remi ash baguette and tea!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 20:17:32 2019 No.22635969 File: 241 KB, 320x270, the remi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Merry Christmas!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 20:56:20 2019 No.22636151 File: 812 KB, 700x988, remi 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22635969 Too early! But Merry Christmas, Remi!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 21:07:09 2019 No.22636222 Remy Christmas!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 22:03:51 2019 No.22636576 File: 2.90 MB, 2220x3106, bb968fe45f2a7e97f00ac557fb9bbc55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22636222 A very cunny Christmas!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 23 23:09:07 2019 No.22636895 >>22636151 Its like 1PM in Japan right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 13:32:48 2019 No.22641218 File: 123 KB, 800x1119, 1387020081671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Poke

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 14:12:30 2019 No.22641407 >>22621488 Toddlercons not allowed! The Mistress canonically has the body of a 10+ year old girl! Her beauty was captured at her peak!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 14:23:12 2019 No.22641441 File: 240 KB, 920x850, da8c7ef680381af31610d458ee9c41fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22641407 >10+ >+ Just 10. Ojou-sama is not a hag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 18:36:27 2019 No.22642664 File: 59 KB, 679x960, christmas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 21:25:17 2019 No.22643524 File: 856 KB, 1000x1374, 70162743_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22611724 Your fantasy would be nicer if it had less murder, but it's still pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 24 23:34:48 2019 No.22644112 >>22643524 Being killed by the Remimi is an honor and a privilege.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:34:03 2019 No.22644933 >>22641441 Why are Flan's pantsu soaked top-to-bottom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:46:22 2019 No.22644961 File: 739 KB, 700x990, 1386044142058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22643524 Can you really say you love her if you're not desirous of being murdered for, or by her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 14:09:18 2019 No.22647536 File: 140 KB, 422x361, 1381379760351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Mistress, on page 10?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 14:11:11 2019 No.22647544 EOSD the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 23:10:56 2019 No.22650268 >>22647536 Esto es el fin

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 23:22:13 2019 No.22650328 File: 820 KB, 1039x1329, 1558035997034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22647544 Yeah!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 08:43:33 2019 No.22652101 File: 118 KB, 128x128, 1386365084214.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22650328 I don't know how to feel about long-haired Remi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 10:05:33 2019 No.22652383 Ahh I want to worship her lithe loli body all over and pepper her silky smooth tummy with kisses!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 14:15:04 2019 No.22653431 File: 630 KB, 807x1000, 1379759214986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22652383 Being responsible for blowing a raspberry on Remi's tummy every morning!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 16:35:30 2019 No.22654065 File: 738 KB, 1188x1200, EAVQPknXoAUcKAD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 16:38:01 2019 No.22654078 File: 558 KB, 848x1200, pixiv53727881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 11:26:15 2019 No.22658926 File: 28 KB, 970x500, remi peek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ojou-sama!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 13:12:19 2019 No.22659622 File: 360 KB, 640x800, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 27 15:23:47 2019 No.22660142 >>22623004 Does anyone have the phone background version of smug Sakuya drinking the tea? I lost mine when I lost my old phone ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 05:09:51 2019 No.22664153 File: 601 KB, 999x942, 65517088_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy birthday, Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 10:38:41 2019 No.22665857 File: 171 KB, 850x695, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_azuki_azuki_taste__sample-2ede42159a43423d3e324d08f908f338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAPPS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 10:41:53 2019 No.22665875 File: 1.17 MB, 1000x1416, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 20:04:06 2019 No.22668615 File: 238 KB, 640x640, the remi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 02:45:27 2019 No.22670454 File: 757 KB, 2507x3541, IMG_20191228_234430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mine birthday is nigh...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 17:16:00 2019 No.22675185 File: 631 KB, 1050x1280, 1375531627037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That silly Mistress!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 21:40:59 2019 No.22676726 File: 247 KB, 1024x724, Remi and her mount.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the cutelewd ojou!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 29 22:58:44 2019 No.22677045 File: 145 KB, 850x1175, remifeets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 500 years without a single wash. Imagine ur lungs rotting after 1 sniff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 00:57:51 2019 No.22677489 File: 126 KB, 850x1063, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_gotoh510__sample-22dc72d2d0ff5c46a9e0a99b443db27e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22668615 that's fucked up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 13:31:01 2019 No.22681694 ojou sama will be missed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 13:52:44 2019 No.22681821 >>22681694 Good riddance. Fuck that disgusting creature for besmirching Remilia's name. It's obvious from him even using that name that he was mentally ill narcissist to compare himself to Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 13:58:54 2019 No.22681861 >>22681821 I meant because the thread would die. But hell yeah brother I would kill that creature if I had seen it while it were alive. Looks like anyone who avatarfags as my waifu dies. Says a lot...

Anonymous Mon Dec 30 14:48:25 2019 No.22682124
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>>22681861
>I meant because the thread would die.
Sorry I misinterpreted your post. Glad we're on the same page, though. Here's a cute Remi for the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 14:58:52 2019 No.22682208 File: 87 KB, 385x371, running from computer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22682124 I'd get angry if I thought someone liked that tranner too

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 15:13:46 2019 No.22682308 File: 1.67 MB, 1000x1421, 1392323053547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22676726 This must've been Sakuya's birthday gift!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 04:31:07 2019 No.22686422 File: 491 KB, 800x896, 1383086796579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleepy vampire

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 10:13:20 2019 No.22689205 File: 471 KB, 700x537, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_raayu_meltaway__ddc75d162e3856430ee6e68f1735c211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New year's eve with Remi!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 14:34:17 2019 No.22691158 File: 451 KB, 850x708, 1386692333645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The greatest fireworks come from the Mansion, as expected from Ojou-sama!

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