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IT'S TIME FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT THREAD ON /JAYPEE/

KAGUYA OR MOKOU
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

>> No.22574887
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mima

>> No.22574922

Mokou is a hobo
Kaguya is a princess

>> No.22574927

>>22574870
MOKOU

>> No.22574993

>>22574922
Useless NEET princess.

>> No.22575009

>>22574993
Aren’t we all useless NEETS on Jay pee?

>> No.22575079
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>>22574870

>> No.22575126

Mokou is best. L*narian lovers are kidding thenselves.

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>>22574922
shut the fuck up kaguya

>> No.22575249
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>The terror of immortality is eternal solitude. An endless reality tormented by the consciousness of one's sins. The only one who could sympathize with that was my old immortal enemy. I was afraid that she would no longer be at Eientei. I remembered when I heard she had first returned to the moon 1300 years ago. That's why I felt uneasy when I heard about the vampire trying to get to the moon. [...]It was one more way for people from Earth to go to the moon or rather, for Lunarians to return to the moon. In the distance I saw the lights of Eientei. Seeing them made me feel a bit more at ease. [...]In other words, what I should have been worried about was whether the fact that someone had come up with a way to get to the moon meant that Kaguya was going to go back.

>Just what would have happened if I'd gone to dispose of the elixir of immortality in that mountain, just like Sakuyahime said? I probably would have concluded my short life without having spent so much time consumed by my own sins. I probably would've ended my miserable life consumed by my grudge for Kaguya. But, I definitely wouldn't have lived to see these days, over thirteen hundred years later. And that means that another immortal human would have been lonely.

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>>22574870
neet

>> No.22575811

>>22574870
Well, Kagu is a shutin. If you went by meme, being with her wouldn't be so bad. Her NEET cunny must be something to seek if she's part the reason why Mokou is how she is now.
Alone with Kaguya might not be so unappealing, but remember, she almost went as far as to torture a moon bunny for amusement.

Mokou is nice but she won't talk to you as much. She'd probably smell like smoke and stuff too. The only upside is that you might make more friends if you hang around Mokou. That's if she'll let you.

So Mokou is friendly but won't associate with you as much. She probably won't let you follow her either. You might make friends but you have to get lucky.
You'll have more than enough alone time with Kaguya but don't have high hopes about spending quality time with her as you'll probably end up as a means of amusement rather than an actual friend of hers. Not to mention that Mokou might see you as a friend of Kaguya's and may deem you hostile at worst and a minor nuisance at best.

If you want to live in the human village, go with Mokou, it you want to take your chances with Kaguya then so be it. If it's sexually charged then expect nothing that will be of your wildest dreams.

>> No.22576795

>>22574870
Kaguya.

>> No.22576855
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22576855

TeruMokou hatesex.

>> No.22577979

moko doesnt look as sexy when drawn by spacejin

therefore kaguya wins

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All I have are negative thoughts...

>> No.22578143

>>22574922
All hail Kaguya princess of no one

>> No.22580907

MOKOU

>> No.22580983
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Mokou>kaguya

>> No.22580991
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mokou is the coolest

>> No.22581324

>>22576855
I wish I had the story pic to go along with this with me
HOT
HOT
HOT

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>>22581324
What are the pair's kill/sex ratio?

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>>22578101
how about another joke, kaguya?

>> No.22582304

>>22574870
For me, it's Mokou. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>> No.22582341

>>22574870
I pick Mokou because she's pretty HOT.
Get it?
Because she has fire powers.

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>>22581686
im sick of your jokes mokou

>> No.22582709

>>22582304
LOW QUALITY: Template post.

>> No.22582775

>>22581686
我们生活在社会中
We live in society

>> No.22583025

While we're at it:
Yaya or Taters?
Reimu or Marisa?
Alice or Patchouli?
Byakuren or Miko?
Yukari or Eirin?
Sakuya or Yumeko?
Kanakp or Suwacky?

>> No.22583480

>>22583025
too much

>> No.22583505

Imagine hating someone so much you develop a crush on them but you still refuse to believe you actually love them

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>> No.22583510

imagine mokou feeding her liver to a fat old man to spite kaguya

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>>22583508

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>>22583511

>> No.22583594

>>22583025
I guess Aya, but I’ve never played Double Spoiler. Even if I had, I imagine I’d pick Aya anyway since she gets far more characterization in other works.

Reimu. I liked Marisa a lot when I was first getting intimate Touhou, but I find her kind of bland now. Conversely, I hated Reimu and thought she was a bitch, but then I realized she was more of a joke character than at first glance and began to like her quite a bit.

Alice. I find Patchouli a little bland, though I do like her concept as a foil to Marisa. Alice also gets bonus point for being a PC98hu on top of being a pretty likeable character overall.

Miko. I love the Taoists and TD has my favorite cast in the series.

Eirin. She’s honestly a much more interesting and well written character overall.

Yumeko. I kind of dislike Sakuya and think she’s an uninspired Dio Brando rip-off that amounts to very little outside muh ojousama. In terms of concept, design, boss fight, and even characterization, it’s really no contest.

Snake mommy kanakp best kanakp. I like her personality and writing more.

>> No.22583599

>>22583594
I never even bothered to answer the question in the OP. I’d say Mokou, she’s one of the most real and human characters in the series.

>> No.22583826

>>22582709
Do you realize that calling other posts "template posts" is itself a template post?

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>>22583826

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Mokou, no contest. Mokou is my favorite 2hu overall. I don't hate Kaguya though. In fact, her relationship with Kaguya is one of the reasons why she is my favorite.

>> No.22584882

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TENSHI FUMO?
IT STARTED SHIPPING 2 WEEKS AGO.
TRACKING SAID IT LEFT JAPAN BUT IT HASNT ARRIVED IN THE US YET.
FUCKING WHITERABBIT.

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>>22582345
what do you get when you cross an IMMORTAL CRIMINAL with a SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HER AND TREATS HER LIKE TRASH?

>> No.22585040

>>22583826
It describes the very nature of either a thread or a post that is void of any real quality. Saying it is a template post is "correct" in a sense that it is a reference post that calls to a thread or post in particular as a template, however, the post referencing others is not a template.

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>>22583826

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>>22584951
I'll tell you what you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

>> No.22585436

>>22583826
your life will be better if you ignore etiquette virgins

>> No.22585864

>>22585436
>virgins
You don't belong here.

>> No.22588113

>>22574870
Mokou
>Mokou
Mokou

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>> No.22588201

>>22574870
Mokou is a booger.

>> No.22588215

Teruyo.
No contest, fags.

>> No.22588431

>>22574870
NEETs are worse than hobos

>> No.22588710 [DELETED] 

>>22585436
Life will be better if you specifically hang yourself as well.

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>>22575249
Best frienemies forever.

>> No.22590247

>>22588710
Template post

>> No.22590360

>>22590247
crossie's steamin'

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>>22590360

>> No.22590553

is chinese mokou hang kang or mainlander scum?

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>>22590553
>chinese mokou
Junko? Mainlander who lived in/around the capital.

>> No.22590787

Mokou is cuter and has better fashion and is all around more interesting

>> No.22592023

>>22590247
>>22590506
You can't even do it correctly. Renaming your image to look like an oldfag isn't helping you either.

>> No.22592242

>>22592023
Go back

>> No.22592293

>>22592242
Been here longer than you have bud. Take your own advice.

>> No.22592446

>>22592293
Nope, I've been here far longer. Hang yourself

>> No.22592467

>>22592446
no u

>> No.22592482

>>22592467
Template post

>> No.22592891

>>22590247
I can't believe it.
I broke you!

You made so many shit threads that the only reply they ever received was calling it a template! So you try to deface it by using it incorrectly because you can't stop crying!
Your threads died with one post! They were all one reply threads!
You must have put so much effort in copying and pasting 4 entire words into the comment field and being told off by posters fueled with an arsenal of sage until your thread died!
LOL!
What pitiful existence you must have to go to a Kaguya thread where nobody will see you just so you can complain about not being able to make off topic and terrible posts!

>> No.22595086

STOP BEING BIG FAGS AND ARGUE ABOUT KAGUYA AND MOKOU

>> No.22595154

>>22595086
They should switch places for the month. Kaguya must go live out in the forest and run the yakitori stand or whatever to get by, and Mokou can play video games/shitpost on /jp/ all day whilst Eirin wipes the shit off her ass.

>> No.22595234

>>22595086
Personally I like the idea of mokou better, that slender, frail body, dangerously thin from being malnourished, with those eyes that say that you're the first intimate human contact she's had ever since she became immortal, those quiet moans as she discovers what men and women can do together, with her voice raising in pitch and volume as it approaches the climax, all culminating in a great relief as you both sleep together, keeping her warm for the first night in a long time.

>> No.22596467

>>22592891
I'm right

>> No.22598270

>>22595234
Mokou is built, dummy

>> No.22598667

Kaguya by a longshot

>> No.22598739

>>22574887
correct

>> No.22605327

>>22595234
>implying she doesn't fucks many dudes during her long life

>> No.22605357

>>22595234
>dangerously thin from being malnourished
Her body is perfect. She might -feel- malnourished, but her physical condition will always be in its peak. She's immortal, after all. The same goes with sleep.

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for me it's kaguya

>> No.22612050

>>22605327
Die heretic

>> No.22612072

>>22605327
Who are you quoting?

>> No.22612113

>>22596467
Actually, you lost

>> No.22619271
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So whenever Mokou dies, does she regenerate with all her body parts intact? Assuming Mokou drank the Hourai Elixir while still being a virgin, then that means whenever she resurrects her hymen regenerates. This means you can rape Mokou, making her bleed when you pop her cherry, then strangle her to death and make her revive while you're still balls deep inside of her, then rip her hymen apart when you thrust back into her again!

Imagine how Mokou must feel when she constantly dies, revives, and has her virginity taken from her over and over again!

>> No.22619518

>>22612113
The only thing you have to lose on /jp/ is your virginity

>> No.22620123

>>22619271
I would presume that only happens if her body is destroyed, just choking her to death probably does nothing.

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>>22620123
does that mean she can hold her breath indefinitely?

>> No.22621999

moko have the bigger ass

>> No.22628842

>>22574870
Fire Hobo!

>> No.22628850

>>22620929
how though? she will just burn the snow in the end

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>>22619271
>Imagine how Mokou must feel when she constantly dies, revives, and has her virginity taken from her over and over again!
Kaguya's probably already did that to her at some point, so Mokou's first thought to anon doing that to her would be
>HNNNNGGGHH AAHGGGHHHH F-FUUUCCKKKK AIIR HUNAAAAAHHH

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>>22628850
i don't think you can burn snow, anon

>> No.22630134

>>22630063
fine, melt

>> No.22633981 [DELETED] 

>>22574870
boo

>> No.22635450

>>22574870
mokou

next question shitty NEET princess

>> No.22635455

>>22584690
This. I want to see many more MokoGuya interactions in canon, making them both playable in a fightan if possible.

>> No.22636362

>>22574870
Why not both?
First I would seduce Mokou because she's a lonely bitch with inferiority complex and convince her to give me her liver
Then I would spend a few hundred years of my hourai eternity trying to seduce my beloved Kaguya

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for me it's popuko

>> No.22645777

>>22635450
rude

>> No.22645894

>>22574870
Mokou

>> No.22646544

>>22574870
What is a youth? Impetuous fire.
What is a maid? Ice and desire.

The world wags on...

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