Monster Girl Thread

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I want to spend the winter in the Dark Elf Fun Time Fun Dungeon.

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>In this way, they are extremely dangerous monsters, but they're also symbolic of a bountiful harvest. Once they've taken a liking to someone, no matter how much food is devoured by them, even more food and wealth will be accumulated.
I want to take a bratty loli Beelzebub in for the winter and have her bless me while I spoil her rotten by fucking her daily.

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>>22171475
Lord of the Flies!

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What's the panty situation in mge?

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>>22171494
Underwear only gets in the way, unless it's sexy and part of the thing that's being done.

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>>22171494
There are pictures of the Baphomets in world guide 3 wearing them, so they exist. It depends on the girl. Mostly likely used as fetish wear or for girl that monsterized and are still shy.

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https://imgur.com/a/6UdXI3s
Wikifag here, made one of these, so the extra art is easier to browse.

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At any rate, steppe bandits.

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Just give me a dormouse I can spend all day in bed with sleeping, cuddling, molesting, and fucking

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>>22171425
>Gonna take one home and let her recover from the previous nights drinking
Remember to give your sugar-mama a massage too

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>>22171568
>be trying to make a name for yourself as an expert tactician
>traveling across the desert to sell a metric fuckton of cheese for 300% profit
>supplies are low, money running thin because you bought too much cheese
>can't afford to pay the band of mercenaries you hired
>they disband
>left completely alone in the desert, hauling so much goddamn cheese that even the horses are thinking about abandon you
>hear yodeling in a foreign language coming from behind some dunes
>fuck
>it's a band of steppe bandits
>a rain of sticks with rocks tied to them rain down
>manage to cover yourself with a shield but the volley has beaten the horses near death
>bandits appear over the horizon
>well-oiled, california-gold-tanned centaurs charging at you with clubs
>archers in the back are using those crude, stone-on-a-stick arrows
>doing your best to fend them off as you retreat
>they cut off your escape route
>try to fight your way out with a +2 chipped falchion
>speed bonus (-75%)
>0 damage dealt to steppe bandit
>knocked unconscious
>kept prisoner
>fucked a lot
>kept under constant supervision
>originally you were going to be sold as a slave, but they've all grown fond of you and your dick
>you're stuck there forever
>start lending them aid as a tactician

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>>22171675
I should've bought a cheesemaker instead of all that cheese.

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What I want is a monster girl that accepts that I come as part of a package deal. I ain't leaving my aging parents and inept sibling.

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>>22171697
An older demon might be a good fit. Or maybe a young and cute kiki.

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>>22171675
Should have hired that staff-wielding medic.

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>>22171550
Thanks, helps a lot.

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>>22171550
That Alice picture gets me every time. I have a waifu but they are really tempting.

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>>22171697
Would you be willing to have them monsterize?

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>Childhood friend dies in battle,So do you
>Meet her in valhalla as a valkyrie
Yay or nay? do human women need to die before turning into valkyries?

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>>22172028
If you are asking about canon MGE there is no evidence either way that a human can become a Valkyrie or any Angel.

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>>22172028
>die in battle for your lich waifu
>she just nonchalantly ressurect you after the battle is over
How romantic.

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>>22172046
It stands to reason that that would be a gift handed out by gods to their followers, since they’re necessarily divinely-linked.

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>>22172282
I imagine it would be a rare and more like the Mermaid in side guide 3 that was reincarnated as a Undine by Poseidon for her sacrifice.

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>>22171466
Sorry, it's full. There are still some vacancies in the deluxe punishment closet, but you should hurry.

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>>22172292
Oh yeah, I’m not saying it’d be common. Probably reserved for special cases like that or later reincarnations.
If you’re alive and well you can just become a cleric/paladin-flavored-hero in their name after all.

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>>22171675
What happened to all the cheese?

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>>22172348
>Before Anon was raped he dug a hole and hit all the cheese in it
>Years later he returns and finds it's still there and has not rotted away
>Just as he starts to dig it out a sandworm pops up and eats it all
Such is the life of the desert

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>>22171466
To be honest is being a slave to a mamono even that bad? She might be very rich you know.

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Breed onis.

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>>22172390
>The way they express love is different depending on various races. Some of them don't refer to their most beloved man as husband at all. There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc. man.
Slave is just another word for husband.

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>>22172404
>food
I wonder what tailpussy could be responsible for that particular name.

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>>22172401
I realized something. Onis and demons are my favorite mgs. One is a classic demon the other one is a jap. Now that explains a lot.

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>>22172409
I personally think Vampire before incubization but maybe.

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>>22172404
>Slave is just another word for husband.
Oh I know. Though some mamono can be very possessive and restrictive.

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>>22172401
Okay

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>>22172503
land sharks

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>>22171550
Cute snow loli.

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>>22172401
No, breed awoos

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>>22172517
The most terrifying kind of shark.

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I dare you to slap a hellhound's ass then just walk away

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>>22172565
I'm gonna pinch her ass instead

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Fuck robots.

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>>22172587
Waifubots when

These are the only ones that have a sliver of a chance of becoming reality

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Would you date a fairy?

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>>22172602
It'd be strange being able to carry my girlfriend around in one of my pockets.

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>>22172602
Dommed by a fairy!

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>>22172602
Only a Pixie so you could have both normal sex and fairy onahole sex depending on your mood.

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*chuffs*

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I want a pure succubus

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>>22171717
I want to fuck all three of those shortstacks silly.

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>>22172385
>Meanwhile inside the Sandworm
>”Look honey! I found a whole bunch of these brown circles! They smell interesting. What are they?”
>”Ah, this is what’s known as cheese! If you can dissolver cut off just the outside of it, you’ll find a delicious food inside.”
>”You mean like fruit?”
>”Not exactly, its made from the milk of cows or some such that people cook and store”
>”Oh boy! I can’t wait to taste the cow fruit!”

If he could only see the excitement in that girl’s face, it would all be worth it.

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>>22172631
The succubus race is probably very diverse. There definitely would be a "pure succubus".

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>>22172565
That's like spraying your teeth with silver then going into the demon realm.

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>>22172679
Anon is awaited in Valhalla!

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Now she can stalk you this Autumn!

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>>22171675
I just wanted to feast! Why won't these big desert dog girls leave me and my butter alone?

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>>22172679
>spraying your teeth with silver
isnt that what rappers do?

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What's she playing?

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>>22172734
meet n fuck

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>>22172731
That's a big dog.

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>>22172602
I've always felt weird about the whole onahole thing mostly because I'm inexperienced with that kind of hand usage, but I wouldn't mind a nice fairy girl. Reminds me of growing up with LoZ as a wee lad.

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>>22172602
Only if she she had proportionally large breasts for her body.

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>>22172602
Fairy is old timey slang for guys what likes being pounded by other guys .

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>>22172602
hell yeah i would. i want a fairy wife

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>>22172734
A 4v1 game where 4 monstergirls hunt down a man. There's different endings for him depending on what monstergirl caught him too

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>>22172829
Isnt that basically succubus prison?

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>>22172602
Cute, but too tiny. Would keep as a pet though.

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>>22172838
i want to bully an alp with my dick so much that she develops a 11/10 semen demon body.

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>>22172713
He wants to be WITNESSED

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Touch the squid.

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>>22172836
More like a mge Prey

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[Anonymous No.]

>Your birthday
>Your wife Apophis got you a Pharaoh as your present
>The brown girl is only wearing paper wraps resembling a lewd birthday lace



What do?

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How are you enjoying autumn?

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>>22172976
Surprised it isn't snowing here yet, gets colder everyday. Perfect time of the year to be cozy inside with a warm fluffy hellhound.

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>>22172991
hopefully, she'll let go of me after waking up and deciding to go downstairs, to the fridge, for a midnight snack

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>>22172955
I love how the pure elegant wights have massive fuck off ghost claws.

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https://i.imgur.com/yfxmsHs.png
Friendly reminder to impregnate your local weather goddess.

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At least musclehounds will never fall out of favour

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>>22172896
I just did.

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>>22173009
sounds like too much work. i'm just gonna stay inside my uchi and playing video games

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>>22172731
You are closest to your goddess when your head is between her thighs

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>>22173034
I find it kinda interesting because looking at my saved images, which I always keep sorted by date acquired, Hellhounds with defined muscles weren’t really a thing until a certain waifufag arrived on the scene.
Not that I’m complaining about them, there’s just a conspicuous absence of them in art before a certain point, when it seems like they’ve been discussed forever.

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i bet hellhounds are aggressive because they're insecure about their looks.

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>>22172976
Not very well so far. Almost got arrested last week and somebody died a few days ago.

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>>22173034
Only gay guys like muscles

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>>22173221
My waifu can beat your waifu

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Reminder that a dragon's weakpoint is the belly.

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>>22173045
>stay inside my uchi

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>>22171466
I wish lolicept would draw this girl again.

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>>22173357
"Stay inside" like this probably

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Fucc the sea succ

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>>22172836
I’m thinking of a reversed death by daylight

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>>22173387
I do not recognise the bodies in the water

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>>22173406

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>>22173357
uchi means house in japanese! i didn't mean a ushi. ushi are too aggressive for casual sex

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Obey Pharaoh

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>>22173387
Is sticking my dick in the water a valid way to attract sea succs?

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>>22173513
I'm my own free man, I can obey who I want.

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>>22173513
I always will.

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>>22173515
It's a valid way to attract any sea-dwelling monster.

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>>22173513
Of course, even if it means getting her to orgasm with her God Voice on.

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>>22173387
But I already have a blue succ

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>>22173540
A pharaoh who is an excellent magical and close quarters fighter is very hot.

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>>22173574
She's a muscle wizard.

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>>22173554
how do i specifically attract sea succs then with just my dick?

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>happy 16th birthday
so
how long have you guys been here?

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>>22172896
lmao she got them caveman feet

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>>22173593
I forget. 11 years maybe?

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>>22173583
A queen, general and warrior. The greatest pharaoh!

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>>22173513
Yes, I want to impregnate all the undead

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>>22173593
Time goes by so fast, it's already been 12 years.

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>>22173593
two years

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>>22173593
Embarrassingly since 2012 - 2013 area. Like a hemorrhoid that keeps coming back.

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>>22173593
2012 eternal newfag, but I did research on the site culture beforehand and lurked before posting

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>>22173593
11 years

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>disaster day of crisis but set in MGE Land
you guys like taking out extremists and running away from black matter tsunamis filling the streets?

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you guys play with dolls?

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>>22173765
I like my dolls bigger.

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>>22173775
you sure?

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>>22173765
if tiny evil taught me anything, i should expect to be raped if i take good care of a doll i come across in town

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>>22173787
Very sure.

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>>22173765
They tend to call them 'action figures'

Fortunately, the stuff I've had could easily come back affectionate from the TLC they've gotten over the years. I blame spending years watching The Christmas Toy as a bit of an influence.

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>Cicadas in the morning
>Bees in the afternoon
>Mosquitos at night
FUCK OFF WITH ALL THIS BUZZING LEMME SLEEP

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>>22173588
Buy a mana marker.

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>>22173593
Three years

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>>22173593
Hard to say. Maybe five years?

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>>22173853
is there a mythical creature related to cicadas? there should be a cicada monster girl to set the mood for starting an anime episode

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>>22173896
Sort of. In Phaedrus, Plato describes cicadas as humans that allowed the muses enchant them into singing and dancing so much they didn't know they died, and in turn become agents of a sort for the Muses to report who honors them and who doesn't.

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>>22173593
About 9?

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>tfw no tall dark mage waifu

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Spooky season!

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>>22173593
I'm pretty sure that pic related was the first thread I posted in, but I don't remember the exact post.

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>>22173593
between 7 and 9 years
no escape

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DRINK

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>>22174023
My pet milk has turned on me.

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>>22172385
>>Just as he starts to dig it out a sandworm pops up and eats it all

Would sandworm mamono also be found Mongolia steppes areas. Sort of yes? Because of a not!Gobi Desert nearby?

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>>22174060
>Mongolia steppes areas
That's horsepussy territory.

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>>22173593
In these threads or 4chan? Been in monster girl threads since 2012-2013 and 4chan since 2007.

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>>22174070
Then why do sandworms and or other desert themed and desert gimmick Monstergirls appear in so called "desert centaur territory" occasionally, unannounced?

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Winged centaur when?

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How do MGs handle someone that doesnt't handle affection well? I got like trust issues and shit relating to people being nice to me and I find it progressively harder to believe in others

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>>22174093
You sound like a target for a monster with healing fetish after the initial shock.
>"Hello there, handsome~"
>Fuck off, I'm not falling for this shit again

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>>22173620
I want to fuck all the high class undead lolis.

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>MGC drawthread

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>>22174093

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>This isn't what I signed up for when I joined the navy!

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>>22174205
You can’t get more sincere than when you keep going even when they try to stop you!

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>>22174220

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>It’s parent teacher conferences again
>Meaning you have to deal with slew of monster moms for couple hours after work
>Perfectionist Pharaoh mom and her equally perfectionist princess
>Spends most of the meeting yelling at her daughter for getting a 98 on the last test
>Then demands you yell at her too, since she’s your star pupil and you should hold her to a higher standard
>Quiet Unagi Joro from first period brings both her parents
>Goes by well as you explain she’s a fine student and doesn’t causes any trouble
>One problem is her parents are constantly groping each other, and while they try to be discreet they’re failing miserably
>Much to their daughter’s dismay
>End meeting quickly and send the out
>Suddenly dad slips and drags His wife to the ground with him
>Unagi juice gets all over your floor staining it more than usual
>You push them down the hall and watch them slide like a curling stone
>Next is one of your few male students and his adoptive Ushi-Oni mom
>Meeting goes by fast as he’s a solid B student
>You just recommend he spend more time doing his homework as those are the only things holding him back from an A
>They leave but you notice Ushi mom left her purse
>Go out to the hallway to give it to her only to see them both making out and dry humping each other
>Leave purse by your door as you go back into your room
>Sit back at your desk and notice email from demon principle
>Asks you to come to her office after conferences for some extra “overtime”

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Support your local snek shrine maiden.

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>>22174248
Just wait till you have to have a conference with the parents of the little Kobold in the rubber suit.

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>>22174176
>Draw a guy pinning down a Yeti and cuddling her violently until she heart pupils

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Big. Undead, Butts.

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>>22174327
Nice but could be bigger

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>>22174327
I bet undead butts are all cold and aren’t nearly as gropable as when they were alive

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>>22174327
I want to sink my fingers in there

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>>22174263
poor teacher anon

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What does anal with a sandworm feel like?

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>>22174220
>chained up and being forced to intertwine
so fucking romantic.

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>>22174327
I like my undead with CHUNK

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How would an MG handle their husband grieving? Say a family member or beloved pet died, how would they handle their husband's grief over the loss?

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Why is this mofu queen so tempting to breed?

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>>22174327
Big undead butts in sexy lingerie are the best, especially if they're on little undead girls.

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>>22174504
Goddamn, that's some good winter mofu

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>>22174093
Got trust issues as well and the inability to accept positive reinforcement without seeing it as people kissing up/doing something out of pity or obligation. I don't want to know something is good so much as WHY, because I cannot fathom it normally.

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>>22174539
>without seeing it as people kissing up/doing something out of pity or obligation
99% of the time it is

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>>22174504
Mofu Queen needs to lay off the ice cream, it goes straight to her breasts!

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>>22174539
i really love pics like this. it really captures what it means to be a man, whose lover is a monstrous maiden!

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>>22173593
I came here during the election for reasons entirely unrelated to the election. In fact, I came here for monstergirls.

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>>22174387
Never underestimate the love and power of an Ushi

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>>22174621
/jp/ was always one of my hang-out boards.
One day I finally noticed these and decided to pop in.

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>>22174638
Whos your favourite girl anon?

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>>22174545
Which is exactly why I take everything with so much of a grain of salt I may as well be applying CPR to Lot's Wife.

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>>22174671
It's a tossup between Troll, Kakuen, and Orc since I'm indecisive when it comes to cute monstergirls

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>>22174711
Expect a Kakuen sometime this week in these threads.

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>>22174736
God bless if you make more Kakuen art

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>>22174387

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>>22174387
Loen? Good to see you back.

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>>22174767
Look at this loser with body pillow and no man to rape. I bet she cries every night after masturbating because "Anon" isn't real.

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>>22174539
What a progressive couple.

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>>22174811
It has a monster boy, fuck off.

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Okay, so hear me out:
Goose harpy

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>>22174840
Your goose is cooked

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>>22174840
goose harpy
turkey harpy
chicken harpy
raven harpy
crow harpy
eagle harpy
peacock harpy
falcon harpy
albatross harpy
hawk harpy
swallow harpy
dove harpy
cockatiel harpy
seagull harpy

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>>22174840
HONK!!

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>>22174840
As long as she's not a dirty mischievous goose. Mischievous geese get punished!

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>>22174866
>chicken harpy
>raven harpy
>crow harpy
We already have those.
>cockatiel harpy
Parrot harpies in general would be cool.
>seagull harpy
See pic, even though it's not a seagull.

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>>22174811
Fuck man I can't contain it. These porkers are so good looking. I just want fuck them into oinking messes so bad.

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>>22174840
Canadian goose harpies are mean girls

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>>22174866
>No vulture harpy
HmmMMmm

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>>22174871
>be nice neighbourly farmer
>group of goose harpies continually harass me
>stealing my tools while screaming "RAKE IN LAKE!" autistically
>one day while I'm working the planters one of them pushes me to the ground
>straddles me while her friends honk around us
>she screams "COCK FOR FLOCK!"
I fucking hate geese

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>>22174871
>>22174895
>>22174904
She does it because she loves you

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>>22174866
stork harpy

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Two bugs and an elf.

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>>22174866
>you'll never suddenly get humped by a kakapo harpy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

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>>22174934
Atlas moth has got it going on.

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>>22174948

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>>22174963
You are her light

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>>22173593
I remember when I was running fucking quests on /a/, that's how long I've been here. Nothing has changed. People still fall for the same bait, it only comes in a different flavor.
still love you all though

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sloppy hellhound kisses are the best kind of kisses.

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>>22174978
I'll be the best light I can!

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I wonder what she's reading..?

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>>22175020
>"how to turn your anon ON!" by Dr. Miss Lich

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>>22171466
>>22172390
>Dark Elf Captures you
>Expect to be beaten and whipped as she has her way with you
>She winds up kissing and hugging you and treating you gently complete with handholding
>Turns out she is a pariah of her own kind and even her parents see that she is a failure.

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The blowjob of legends.

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>>22175037
>Miss Lich
If she's a Miss then that means she has no man, and is clearly under qualified to be writing that book

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>I am the law!

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>>22175020
the latest chapter of Demon Layer

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I don’t know if I’m burned out on monster girls or writing or both but I feel like a worthless piece of shit

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>>22175063
I-it's just a misprint!

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Are you scared?

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New wife picture! Make sure to get your wife to try on new styles!

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>>22175109
no because ghouls are such an irrelevant monsters I forget her profile details hahaha what a loser.

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>>22175052
More like a full bodyjob. I guess just don't piss her off when she's hungry. Still she's cute, but I prefer my lamias with normal sized mouths

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>>22175109
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!

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>>22175116
Very nice anon!

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Goose Harpy on the loose! She's a horrible harpy! She's ruining your day with a mischievous grin!

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>>22175122
>bodyjob

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>>22175122
Supposedly Lamiae have beautiful singing voices. Would be nice to experience.

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>>22175163
Snakes are at their best when sultry and seductive.

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>>22175163
I hope lamia caberets are a thing. I want to try and capture the ancient apophis owner and star singers heart.

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>>22175187
I too share this dream.

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>>22175052
That raises a good point though. Is it a blowjob when no suction or blowing can occur because snakes use 2 different openings in the mouth for bodily processes where one is for eating(the one you'd be facefucking) and one for breathing(which would kill her if you use) unlike humans who just use 1 for both which is why we can even do fellatio and blowjobs in the first place?

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Am I the only one who thinks cloacas are the best option for harpies? It's a one stop shop for anal or vaginal sex depending on how you angle yourself initially and for them they get to experience the pleasure of anal and vaginal sex simultaneously. All the muscle density and control of vaginal muscles but also the stretchiness and tautness of anal so they can push eggs out without breaking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Did some one say challenge?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175204
Glad to know I am in the company of patricians.

[Anonymous No.]

Brown kuufish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175116
I'm jealous, your wife has a very nice braid.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jinko to touch my balls with her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175256
Would kejourous braid their hair?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see Selene lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175116
Can I get a yeehaw?

[Anonymous No.]

Now this is dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the bakas, their idiocy hides sinister intent.

[Anonymous No.]

Well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175292
How could anyone not trust a face like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175274
Thats a kinda wimpy looking sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175116
Nice who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175324
I have no idea who this beauty is! Is she a centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175350
A ryu in disguise, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175348
Ezzyecchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175369
>Ezzy
I didn't recognize his work without the muscles and horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175364
What if: Wurm raised by Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175376
The man draws a good lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175382
>Wurm grows up haughty believing she's a goddess
>Even if she was raised and taught by the finest scholars she's still a wurm
>She's prone to extremely ditsy and forgetful moments at the most inopportune times
>And that's not mentioning just how gullible she is
I wonder how she'll react once she learns she's not a Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175411
>That's dumb, of course I'm a Ryu. I can do the shoryuken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175382
>ryu adopts an orphaned wurm
>her mom probably misplaced her and forgot she even had a child in the first place once she was out of sight, she's honestly surprised it doesn't happen more often
>wurm grows up thinking she's a ru
>starts trying to weather dominate like mom does
>when nothing happens she gets upset so her mom picks up the habit of secretly making it rain whenever wurm tries her "powers"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175411
>Ohh...
>So I'm an EARTH Ryu! That's the rarest of all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175382
What if: Ryu raised by Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175542
Same as a Wight daughter to Zombie mom. Ultimate Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to water your plants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175574
water my pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175574
she might rip my clothes off if i got near her

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/mms5v0S.png
A Wimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175582
Weakly interacting massive particle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175591
Witch Imp

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175580
Who needs pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175582

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175582
Lewd girl holding her own tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175582
I want to impregnate all the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175709
OZZY NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175582
Vada's art is getting better and better

[Anonymous No.]

>miss your monsterfu during her business trip so you masturbate but think of her too intensely and summon her via the mana link and ruin a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175956
I want to send my waifu sexy pictures of me while she's at work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175956
>he doesn't have one of those beds of returning
Poorfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175964
>his relationship is so poor that both parties can't just summon their other half just whenever

[Anonymous No.]

>>22174396
you said it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175959
The first thing I want my wife to see when she comes home from work is me cooking wearing nothing but an apron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176035
>making dinner for your waifu.
>its been a late day so you sent her some nudes to help out.
>now your naked save for the kiss the cook apron.
>as you hum to yourself you here the door unlock.
>tell her your in the kitchen when she calls for you.
>hear her coming with a skip in her step.
>feel her press against your back.
>nipples give away her nakedness as well.
>she then grips your cock and starts jerking.
This is a story you tell your kids about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175902
AAAAAAAALLLLL ABOOOOAAAAAARRRRRD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175411
>I wonder how she'll react once she learns she's not a Ryu?
She might get sad ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I google hornet lady
Not what i was going for but not dissapointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176319
Better outcome than Hornet from Rance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175582
Rare imp art, cute.

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T SPOOPY
OPEN INSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176675
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck.
Pandas.

[Anonymous No.]

Protect wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>22175243
marriage fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176009
it would take me a while to learn restraint and not just summon my wife for random hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176798
>wife is taking to long to get home from work
>desire activates the teleport
>wife crashes into you going 70mph
>new car you guys just got crashes into some random car on the highway home

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176786
How and from what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176842
From bad stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176846
Like when you're trying to make coffee for anon and you try to open the bag and it breaks and then there's ground up coffee everywhere and then you have to boil the water in a kettle and throw it everywhere too so it turns into coffee and then you soak it up with a sponge and squeeze it into the pot but the pot is made of Chinese people and it breaks because the one armed man came and then you cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176850
Yeah. Protect wurm from sadness

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176854
Okay I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

If I can't upgrade an automaton into this, I don't want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176862
Tell me about Chassis. Why does she wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176858
Remember to get lich death insurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176840
Worth

[Anonymous No.]

>>22173593
13 years unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so fucking excited for Halloween I wish my waifus were here to experience it with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177096
Halloween is just a load of humbug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177100
You fucking take that back it's the best holiday of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177105
...

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

Invisible lilim strikes again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177215
It can't be helped, I'm too hyped for the new Immortal Hulk.
What would you do if an angry Wurm ate the Cosmic Consciousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177226
Get that eel in the water, fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177226
Lilim sniper using pure mana shots to insantly monsterize targets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177228
>cape

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177242
Actually is horror book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177239
>Can mermaids move on land?
>Possible. There are various ways like using the spells of human-transformation, crawling by their tail like Lamia, hovering in the air with their mana(still they cant fly so freely).
Water monsters can survive and even move on land. Unagi Joro especially can probably slip and slide around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177260
I will rephrase, then.
Get that eel wet, fast!

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be good friends with a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177242
Super heroes are fun
More the comics and tv shows back i the day but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177265
She'll get you wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177260
>hovering in the air with their mana
Sounds like a good way to burn through all your mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177276
You're not allowed to like things anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22171503
I'm a panty maniac
They are not in the way for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177309
I imagine her singing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0PtCdqFL7o

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77078210

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177284
I'll like what I damn please

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22171439

[Anonymous No.]

>>22171503
Sliding panties aside for sex is the patrician way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177423
This. nothing better than fucking our wife hard and cumming buckets in her then having her walk around with just her panties to keep the cum in.

[Anonymous No.]

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177460
She's cute but won't she dry out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177240

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177466
thats why you gotta help her get wet anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177460
I don't see many orca girls done

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177490
Then its time to give her some pushing into the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177460
I prefer my orcas capable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177480
No one can stop her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177497
If your not willing to get her wet properly than she will do it herself while using you. Orcas aren't just strong, but super smart as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177495

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177554
Goddamn, I want to impregnate those kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

Flustering fluffy foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22176740
Repopulate pandas!

[Anonymous No.]

Cosplaying with your vampire waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22171439

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177631
That mantis truly has a look of fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177633
>What is fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22174504

[Anonymous No.]

>>22171466
What about the Dark Elf Super Fun Time Dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177554
I want to pull one of those kiki's into my booth and fuck her so bad. I hope the tanuki owner doesn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177701
Gonna snug that wolf and give her a steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177657
That's what she wants though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177638
You’re weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177713
Don't be rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177705
That's how you get dragged back to her cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177732
But there's more steak in my house.

[Anonymous No.]

Our soldiers can launch planes now, you might as well surrender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177742
I will demoralize them by shouting AEROSMITH whenever they launch their planes!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to engage in mutual anal with a scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you dress in a Taiminin uniform for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177737
Then she'll just go there when she's through getting to know you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177701
I can think of a few ways to burn some of that off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177797
But I'm a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ocelomeh forbid public displays of lovey-dovey affection
>Househusband married to an Ocelomeh who enacts revenge by embarrassing her in public
>Does this by bringing her homemade lunches while all of her friends are watching and demanding 'the goodbye kiss you forgot to give me when you left this morning'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178014
>implying you’re allowed out of the house, as enforced by the city guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177983
I'm sure they make men's versions too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178039
How are you supposed to shop for groceries and pick up your daughter from kindergarten without leaving the house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177959

[Anonymous No.]

>>22177806
Good.
She just better be ready for my cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178070
Not a bad idea but let’s be honest I’d never get any working out done in such a gym.
But I’m thinking more in the “eating for four” direction.

[Anonymous No.]

Fug the slug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178108
Slowly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178114
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Lead a valkyrie squad to victory via my superior tactician skills and then be (gently) raped by all of them as a reward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178148
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178157
+1 to ALL stats after sex

i am just a massive sucker for nordic related monster girls and the fact most valkyries are depicted as valiant fearless women ticks my paladin boxes hard,extra bonus if they are caring as companions/wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178163
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178173
Read that in kriegers voice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178190
And then I smash a cream pie right into her face!

[Anonymous No.]

Big titty zombie GF

[Anonymous No.]

I like girls with funny accents!

>Vampire who speaks with a strong Romanian accent and frequently uses archaic terms
>Dhampir who speaks with a flamboyant, Italian flair and refers to you as 'il mio cuore'.
>Eastern European Kikis who are simultaneously gentle and stern
>You're having a really hard time understanding the Sphinx's riddles because her native language is so ancient that it isn't even spoken outside of ancient, recently revived Pharaoh-ruled cities
>Not only is this Oni drunk but she also has a hard time with the 'L' sound anyway so good luck translating

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178220

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178220
Nobody gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178258
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178268
dude go to hell with this illegible crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178190
Mating pressing haughty vampires is a must.

[Anonymous No.]

SILLY MASTAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178268
How can she call herself a ruler with dick sucking lips like that?
>>22178258
>>22178289
Someone's grumpy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178305
Different people, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178311
Both of which are grumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hatters who speak in rhyming, sing-song cockney English

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178325
Do hatters have hat-measuring contests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178305
Because she gives the best head in the entire kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>The female ninja
>The tengu
>The smoothtalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178333

Yes, but they're as absurd as they are. They have 'hat-measuring contests' but there's no established criteria. So you have Hatters claiming they are the winners because they are have the largest hats and other claiming they win because they have the smallest hats and yet others claiming it's actually their win because their hats are juuuuuust right.

In the end the result is always the same. All participants are declared winners because they all have hats which can be measured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178347
They're so versatile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178311
I was replying to you both, it's possible to quote two different people and have the same message for them you know. Point still stands, lighten up.
And while you're at it lose the "kid." It gives the impression of an 18 year old who thinks he's mature now.
>>22178342
I need art of a Pharaoh giving head to her husband as he sits in her throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178349
Sounds like my kind of contest.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178320
I know how to calm them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178220
Girls with accents you wouldn't expect

>Oni speaking to you with a sultry French accent
>Unicorn nurse that just arrived from Germany trying to sound friendly to patients
>Shoggoth that sounds like she came from Texas

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178299
Is it normal to hear 'virtua mima' when dealing with shoggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178463
>Southern belle Shoggoth
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178473
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the scariest way to be caught by a monster?
Currently the winner for me is getting dragged into a underground room by giant by giant bone hands to right in front of a lich and the fist words she says is "mine" in monotone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
What about if an entire room starts to melt as the plucky helper girl is revealed to be a shoggoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519

Being an impoverished, underfed slave bought by a big, muscular scary MG who ends up being kinder than any master you've ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
Being violently snatched and eaten by a sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
A wurm using her true form to get to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
Be in a dark room with your human waifu only to suddenly feel slime wrapping and immobilizing. Then being turned around and seeing your waifu was actually a slime carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
Captured on the battlefield, get knocked out, wake up in what looks like a torture room / sex dungeon with a Mindflayer looking through my memories to figure out which monster would be best for making me scream. Not talk, she already got whatever info they wanted. Scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
What ever monster approaches you with this in the back
https://youtu.be/-X1-uqDYa7w

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178570

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178647
Would ushis cut themselves to spill blood on their husbands and speed up the incubization process?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
Misery but with a Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178647
Challenge accepted.
>Famous last words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
https://youtu.be/z2UQv2JUZoU?t=30

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
A manticore chasing you down while threatening to kill and eat you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519
If she gently grabs my hand. It would be scary as fuck to think there is someone who likes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>when your kiki hangs out with shogs a little too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178519

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178583
Now post the sequel to that pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178583
At least you get nice food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178354
Tengu Wife.
Tengu Mother.
Tengu Cuteypie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178752
Your typical happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22174327
Hnnnng as usual these two are the best combination of dead girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178759

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77071801

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178764
I love seeing smiling banshees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178703
I would give her a number to a therapist who would help her with her extremely low self-esteem, which she shows by thinking I'm good enough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Are mantis girls good at giving head to their mates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178647
https://youtu.be/UwPJMQwo2xw

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178841
Don't be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Drop-bear MG
>Seem extremely mana-inefficient, needs to spend up to 20 hours a day sleeping/eating and smoking magic leaves
>What little energy they have is saved for when a potential husband gets too close to their tree
>Could be jumped on by half a dozen or more desperate MGs craving mana

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: ghost horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178912
hard choice but i pick Panko

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178841
If someone would say she wants me I would either laugh or be suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite kind of non-equine centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178828
A Banshees smile is precious, and must be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178899
I'm just saying she should admit she has a problem. Therapy can make her comfortable with herself, and make her too disgusted with me to remain close to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178163
Valks don't get enough love

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178954
Arachne with thigh-style pedipalps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178978
I enjoy both valks.
My only question is if they should be lithe or HUGE tier muscled.
Tig ol' bitties are a must

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178357
Imagine a pharaoh leaving her naive innocent husband in charge of the kingdom for a week and coming back to a dystopic police state with his face plastered everwhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178980
Why is Rachnera so fuckable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178774
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179006
Any is fine with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179019
She's confident in her sexuality, and she's eager to impress because usually people dislike spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179006
Both as long as they have lickable abs or if out of shape squeezeable tummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179040
How would she deal with s little boy that thinks her being a giant spider is the coolest thing ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179015
>I am not a clever man

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think latenight a Japanese person that learned english or a Western person that learned Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179087
I don't think about artists at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179087
What actually transpires beneath the veil of an event horizon? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that."
-Academician Prokhor Zakharov

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179092
Wow rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179092
>>22179109
WTF, thought I had a pic attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179087
Who cares, as long as they keep drawing cute mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179138
but i want them to draw cute buttholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179052
Probably be both flattered and embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no gloomy french spider gf

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1494183/7103fa0719/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179180
French people are smelly, do you want a smelly slider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179216
>slider

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are actually nice, you just have to let her take a few dozen milkings a day and she will give you mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179277
t.Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179287
I want a shortstack manticore like that but with MORE stack

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179287
I want to huff that manticores fluff so bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179277
or she can learn to control herself because i'm not crazed for sex like she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179277
What do manticores think about turbo bottoms that aren't afraid of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179311
>for sex
She calls it feeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179293
>Extra stack manticore that has to support her breasts with her paws
>Still smugger than smug
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179342
What happens when she gets pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179320
They'd probably be delighted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179353
The density of all that stack and smugness in one body causes a singularity in spacetime

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179353
Loss of flight, gain of husband carrying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178666
Don't take any caretaker jobs at the Old Winterstown hotel

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179362
My god a smug singularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179324
i cook food for her everyday then since she likes to feed on food

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179353
She milks you thrice as hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179377
You are her food. Though she would probably like that a lot too

[Anonymous No.]

>>22171439
>Be feminist
>Celebrate the coming of mamono, who are a prime example of women that are stronger than men
>Men are sexually harassed and raped, and are forced to marry their rapists
>Many men are now expected to stay at home to take care of the kids
>At first you were happy that women and men are switching places
>Men no longer hit on you at the bar, making you feel oddly disappointed
>You wait, and no man comes
>You realize that if you want a boyfriend, you'll actually have to be the one to take initiative
>Try to talk up some men, but monster girls keep getting in the way
>One time the man was straight up dragged into the women's bathroom with no one batting an eye
>You managed to talk to one for a bit, and he seemed interested
>At the date, you get into an argument about the bill
>Apparently he was expecting you to be the one to pay for it, or hoping for a split
>He grumbled as he paid the bill, and you aren't sure whether he'll be interested in a second date
>Complain to your monsterized friend about it
>She tries to make you feel better, but she seems hesitant to agree with you
>"I suppose he was a bit of an asshole, but is it really that serious?"
>That day you realized
>You traded one form of oppression for another

Femints vs Monstergirls
Their relations would go badly in mere hours imagine all their shaming tactics and social seclusion would go straight to hell because.
>any man they would try to shame out of society they would gladly take and integrate therefore making that tread almost void
>they call women who don’t have especially happily married woman whit children internalized victims to what a MG would immediately respond “neat how can I become one of those?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179277
Nothing better than being tied to a chair and aggressively milked by your manticore wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178148
But valkyries are supposed to be the good guys! Good guys don't rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Knights and any other guy who wields weapons and gear of greater power that may or may not be cursed.

What happens when Demon Energy, without saying; "turns to cursed weapons monstergirl?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179386
ah good, i'll just feed her my cooking forever and i'll be good.

[Anonymous No.]

Fresh bread from the dragon bakery. Just make sure to remember that the owner only accepts jewels and gold as payment

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179474
What if I'm single but looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179411
>Be feminist
Let's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179489
Then you better make sure to tell her you're proposing, otherwise she'll just think you're paying with a wedding ring. Also remember that even if you're married to her you still have to pay, no exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could fuck a shy Wendigo

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>>22179515
I want to fuck a brazen Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

Has KC given up on putting out new profiles?

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>>22179472
>manticore wife hunts demon realm beasts so her husband can cook some really good food.
Cute! It's just going to make her even more horny you know

[Anonymous No.]

Chestlets, when will they learn?

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>>22179515

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>>22178463
>Germany trying to sound friendly
There are three German accents. Effeminate German, Nazi German, and Effeminate Nazi German. Pick your favorite.

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>>22179411
I dont think mamano would care. They would mostly likely feel immense sadness for how depressed the people have become. Man, women, or child. That's why we need them in the first place.

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>>22179524
It's been backburnered in favor of furthering lore to fill in blank spots and making the game rather than make more profiles which just raise more questions than answer them.

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>>22179524
no. he's going to resume making new profiles in the summer. in the meantime, enjoy some new lore about the world of MGE throughout autumn, winter, and spring.

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>>22178463
Chaos monsters all sounding like the various american accents would be neat. Like a bostonian mindflayer, Texan shog, and Californian nacha.

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>>22179560
The summer 2020 rumor was fake I thought. Or at least just some anons estimate and not from KC himself.

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>>22179548
Can't decide if I want my Demon officer gf to have a upper class english accent or german accent.

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>>22179568
yeah, there's no proof backing it but, i think it's best if we distract our tendency to wait and soak up until something happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>sahu confessing her love outside your window by holding up a big fish instead of a boombox playing a love song

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>>22179586
soak up lore*

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>>22179589
Will you be the big catch of her life?

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>>22179589
How could I say no to that?

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>>22179524
Ever since MGE2 came out, it's been pretty normal for KC to sit out the summer months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179611
i'll cook that big fish while i'm at it

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>>22179586
Soak up the lore that still has no real scans, let alone translations? It's amazing how an entire comiket has been and gone with a WG, doujin and light novel and none of them have been uploaded properly on sadpanda.
At least with profiles KC posts them and that's it.

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>>22179665
At least part of the WG has been uploaded.
https://exhentai.org/g/1468268/e47082a958/

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>>22179674
>shit photos with text cut off

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>>22179674
I did say actual scans. It's a part upload with photos.

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>>22179589
>it's a Big Mouth Billy Bass

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>>22179580
>click-clack click-clack click-clack

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't see shit captain

[Anonymous No.]

how would a fairy react if i grabbed her while she was minding her own business?

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>>22179768
That would definitely make me stand at attention. Then we would go through the logistics report together

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>>22179580
Received Pronunciation is probably one of the best fucking accents.

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>>22179804
call big sister titania because you're harassing her.

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>>22179800
Keep me updated and tell me as soon as you DO see shit, sailor. These are treacherous waters...

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>>22179800
Medusa got turned into a scylla?

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>>22179869
What's big sister titania gonna do to me? Tell her mom on me?

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>>22179890
she's going to sock you in the gut for messing with one of her little sisters.

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>>22179800
I love the tits in this book. They all look so suckable and gropeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179863
Gimme cows with breasts that need custom bras for their size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22179890
Titania is for serving and protecting

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>>22179804
>>22179869
stuff her in your pants so nobody knows

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>>22179890
Put you over her lap and spank you

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>>22179863
I'll take the one on the left.

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>>22174327
>that scared rapeable expression on the banshee while she simultaneously invites you by groping the wisp just like you will be doing in a moment

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>>22180041
that's a quick way to earn a punch

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>>22180106
That'd just get fairies on your case. You ever been cursed by the fae, boy? You'll piss listerine and vomit sawdust by the end of the day.

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>>22180106
And that's a quick way to get earn enough spanking that you won't be able to sit for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>the lolicon faction is directly based off of satanism
what did KC mean by this

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>>22180124
That the Sabbath was right all along.

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>>22180117
>>22180120
this is how you create a monster bent on harming fairies

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>>22180124
>people still haven't figured out the subsubcontext of the setting is god is a cruel bastard that wants you to suffer for nothing(true story by the way bible confirms it and everything) and satan wants you to be happy for your short stint alive

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>>22180133
Tough talk from a guy in a monster girl thread.

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>>22180124
Anal. He means they do anal.

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>>22180133
Good luck. He'll go hunting fairies and they'll just lock him a Blair Witch style repeating woods where every single branch is spring loaded and at crotch level for eternity. 20:1 they make any of his offspring pop out as piglets or some shit to.

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>>22180124
"Dark and forbidden arts" works both ways if your Canadian
Wait, did the US ever make a ruling on drawings of fictional characters with the appearance of little girls? Not keeping up with the news lately.

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>>22180143
But anuses are full of shit.

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>>22180138
their is still a large chunk of the english "fanbase" that literally ignores everything KC says and make the setting the worst possible version. Why are you surprised?

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>>22180149
The tldr is they don't really care.

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>>22180141
nothing about it is tough, do anything like that to a human and they'll hate you enough.

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>>22180147
>Marry orc
>Daughterus were already going to come out as piglets
Checkm8 fairies

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>>22180141
I beat I could beat up like three Jahys.

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>>22180149
Some states do. Weirdly California specifically allows it.

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>>22180124
Satanism is basically all about self indulgence anyways

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>>22180143
Y'know it's a good thing KC chose some extreme creative liberties with baphomet, because most peoples' first ideas of what fetish to represent with baphomet would certainly not be lolicon
>>22180149
completely legal

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Now that I think about it, how can I get Titania Nee-san to spank me if I'm a good boy?

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>>22180164
Fortunately KC has taste.

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>>22180163
Heavy, pair shaped Ratas!

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>>22180165
Lie to her saying you did something bad. Then she'll spank you twice! Once for the bad thing, and a second time for lying!

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>>22180149
It's a state by state basis with no rhyme or reason for which chose which option but it's either totally kosher in all aspects, possession is not okay but viewing is, or viewing or owning it is 100% illegal. Then there's variances by zip, county, and town laws and ordinances within that fucking it all up.
You could be in a legal state but your town specifically has illegal state-tier laws and your county has in-between state-tier laws. Unless you specifically are a problem or have done something to seriously make you worth pursuing it will almost guaranteeably go nowhere but should they crackdown on you for it for some reason you could conceivably be tried twice for breaking both instances of law.
Tl;dr shits fucked but it almost never leads to anything.

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>>22180156
They'll just come out as thots with no warlike tendencies then. Pick a hellhound and out pops sith.

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>>22180124
I dunno.

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>>22180165
Ask her politely and say please.

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>>22180208
Now THAT'S a curse.

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>>22180161
Commiefornia is run by libtards that want to normalize and legalize pedophilia.

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>>22180224
ebin

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>>22180224
little girls should be able to choose if they want a baby at the age of 12

[Anonymous No.]

Do genies grant girls wishes?

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>>22180177
Good idea, but it will probably work only a few times. Maybe I should do favors to fairies so they can tell Titania nee-san I'm a bully that needs to be punished.
>>22180218
But then she might be too gentle, I want to be spanked like a naughty boy!

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>>22180247
If they have some way to pay the mana price, why not?

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>>22180257
girls can pay. It just would be with some yuri that leaves her Spirit energyless and thus instant monsterization.

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>>22180223
I told you, anon. Don't fuck with fae.
...unless they want you to/are expecting you to fuck with them in which case do so. But not any more or less than they want or were expecting. Also don't ask them if that's what they want they generally expect you to know the rules of engagement as an adult. Unless they were expecting you to ask and they had prepared a nice speech on it and you wasted their time by not doing so. Also never use your left hand.

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>>22180282
What would she monsterize into?

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>>22180154
well, that's good

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>>22180256
Then be specific in your request and coach them on what feels best. She can't read your mind or feel your sensations so be specific.

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>>22180290
Succ, unless she's suitable Genie material.

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>>22180290
Usually a succ or possible genie. Although she might be able to ask for a second wish that also turns her into any species barring lilim.

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>>22180290
Maybe they take the wish the girl had and put a ironic twist on it to monsterize her.
>CC woman wishes to become a queen
>Gets turned into cc pharaoh
>Old hag wishes to be young again
>Gets turned into a random loli monster
>Young actress wishes for eternal life
>Gets turned into vampire/wight
>Female warrior wishes to become the best duelist ever
>Gets turned into a salamander/lizardman

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>>22180287
But I'm a lefty...

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>>22180246
That's some shit straight out of the dystopian acid trip that was Piers Anthony's novel, Ghost. Fucking had state-mandated miscegenation, if you were a Spacer, you were a pariah because you wasted precious resources while searching for more resources. You could be imprisoned/fined for blocking a fucking solar panel with your goddamned shadow, and so long as both parties were at puberty, sex and breeding were perfectly fine if they both consented and were of separate races.

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>>22180315
>depressive wishes she could be happy forever
>gets transformed into a happy holst

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>>22180315
What if a salamander marries a lizardmans' incubus son and they make a salizarder

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180320
Yikes, uh...learn northpaw real quick?
At least you aren't ginger, right...right?

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>>22180332
Mother species determines the offspring species. I'm pretty sure KC wanted to avoid creation of goblins.

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>>22180323
Sounds like they needed to make sex robots

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>>22180332
>>22180342
Maybe the daughter just get color swapped?
>Green salamander
>Confuses teachers who always assume she's a lizardman till they notice her flaming tail

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>>22180342
To be honest, KC could have easily allowed for hybrids or one off weirdos by making Echidna-spawn a seperate kind of monster that was basically "whatever you can imagine, but as a monster girl".

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>>22180368
I'm pretty sure that's exactly why he didn't do that.
OC Donut Steels are a no no but coloring mostly in the lines for your waifu are kosher.

[Anonymous No.]

>monstergirls are "demons"
>actual demons exist only to torment and spread misery
I'm not buying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180368
I mean its not to much of a stretch to say mutations are possible. I mean you goota remember that All lamias are mutants from the original Apophis/Lamia. Same with Holstaurs mutated from Minos.

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>>22180335
not ginger and i ain't learning jack shit.

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>>22180387
Did they ever explain which one was the Ur-Doggo or are they all naturally occuring separate races like coyotes, wolves, and elvis?

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>>22180390
Careful, anon. Fae REALLY don't like lefties. You guys do shit widdershins. Never do anything widdershins involving fae.

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>>22180385
>A demon is a supernatural and often malevolent being prevalent historically in religion, occultism, literature, fiction, mythology, and folklore; as well as in media such as comics, videogames, movies and television series. The original Greek word daimon does not carry negative connotations.

[Anonymous No.]

all this talk of hybrids makes me want to experience a chimaera changing personalities during a hand job which includes switching dominant hand from paw to claw

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>>22180402
so they would be disgusted if i grabbed them with my left hand to stuff them in my pants?

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>>22180330
Moo dammit! MOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even want sex I just want a demon to hold me when I go to sleep

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>>22180395
Maybe hellhound > Werewolf > the rest?

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>>22180422
They'd probably kill you for trying. That was attempted murder on your part afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180438
I feel you. Wanting to go to sleep and wake up held in Jinko's strong arms can't be that much to ask.

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>>22180460
guess i'll never marry a fairy then

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>>22180440
A quick check shows that werewolves have a subspecies tab on the wiki and all the other doggos are labeled under it. Not sure how canon that is or if it was just setup that way for ease or something though.

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>>22180483
Its probably for ease of use. Lamia has the same despite The Apophis at least seeming to be the Ur-Snake. Although I do admit Apophis and Hellhound are Rare species so it probably makes sense even despite ease.

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>>22180488
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180488
my okaa-san told me not to accept anything from strangers

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>>22180460
>>22180473
>Anon goes on date with titania
>When food comes out he grabs his fork with his left hand
>Titania notices and goes pale
>Rest of date is awkward as she constantly is eyeing the door and scarfing down her food
>When she's finished she pays for the meal and runs out the door
You know a demon wouldn't mind if you signed with your left hand anon

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>>22180488
Eh, I'd rather play video games.

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>>22180534
They might. Signing with a left hand can void contracts as the hand runs the risk of smearing ink. Usually all that happens is they make you do it again but not fuck the ink up if you can.

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>>22180548
but one could always just sign in blood

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't the world guide side been scanned? Apperently it sold out so you would think that even a jap fan might have scanned it at this point.

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>>22180552
>Pricking your thumb and just wiping the blood across the "Sign here" line
I think most demons would find that anticlimactic

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180552
How would they legally prove it was your signature on the contract without your actual signature though? Plus, blood dries slower than ink it's even more prone towards smearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180580
>>22180587
guess i can't marry fairies or demons then

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>>22180596
You could just be normal and become a righty. No more evil handery and all that.

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>>22180011
Underrated

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>>22180607
sadly i can't do that so the only answer is suicide and not even a ghost mg would love a lefty so i just fade into nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180614
FAT

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>>22180011
If the QoH is a normal lilim than what does she do to corrupt the normal species into a wonderland species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180631
She read too much alice in wonderland, and based her life around it so much so that it corrupted her own mana and thus everything she corrupts turns into wonderland monsters

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>>22180569
Laziness. Folks apparently think that the photos we have are good enough so they don't bother to find their own copy and scan it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you summon a kiki by microwaving tea?

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>>22180622
You say that like its a bad thing.

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>>22180664
Yes, but it's not as effective as spilling red wine on a white couch while a table is covered in coffee stains

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180668

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>>22180664
If I could, I'd have a harem of them by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180664
only if you did it left handed so she comes to kill you

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready for the anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180615
Marry a wurm, she doesn't even know which hand is right and which is left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180664
No, you summon them by playing CS:GO.

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>>22180615
I've trained people to be right handed before. All it takes is time and a willow switch sunday school style.

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>>22180702
but she does know right from wrong so she would kill the evil lefty to protect her home

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>>22180664
You'd get the kiki equivalent of a swat team breaking in and forcefully stopping you from doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180664
Just put a glass onto a wood table with no coaster. Leave your windows and doors open though they tend to just dynamic entry any point of egress in such situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180631
Significant mana infusions? We know Zombies can become Wights, along with other cases of evolution.

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>>22180631
She doesn't actually have to do anything-her mana is present throughout Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180712
I'll take the nobody loving me ever and seeking my death for being left handed over that.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape sucks, consent makes sex better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180731
>hellhound mid pounce when anon yells "i consent!"

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>>22180728
But think about all the possibilities! No more awkward handshakes and fist bumps. No more smearing your writing or having to turn the notepad sideways. All scissors and can openers fit your dominant hand. Shirt buttons and zippers on clothes all easily accessed no fumbling needed.

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>>22180703
That works only for underage kikis with extremely short temper that will throw a tantrum and call you ебаный пидорас when you accidentally spill some tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180731
I consent to you getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180731
i agree. but only when the monster wants sex more so that I won't feel like the pervert in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

Marry eels.

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>>22180719
>anon about to put a full cup on the table directly because he's a bachelor and who cares
>hears a loud crashing sound just before contact is made
>concerned, looks out near the window, where the source of the noise was located
>sees a poor kiki tangled up in mosquito screens, blinds, and her own dress, waving around her feather duster and clearly on the verge of tears
>"That table is so nice! Don't do it!" she pleads, long before taking any notice of her situation

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>>22180750
you imply i have trouble with any of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180762
i'm not allowed to

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180769
Prove otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180782
MARRY

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>>22180795
>Yandere eel
All the more reason to not marry one

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180795
Are eels, unicorns and other pure girls the marriage equivalent of hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180791
the only thing i do differently than you is which hand i use for writing and eating utensils

[Anonymous No.]

>momonika announces a talent show at her sabbath church
>anyone can signup to go up on stage with their performance
what talent would you and/or your waifu perform on stage?

[Anonymous No.]

Found MGE art today I really wish I hadn't.
I need cute things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180713
But your left is her right, and if she’s right then you’re right.

Or just go to Wonderland. Once you’re through the looking glass, left and right are wrong.

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>>22180795
she'd sooner take one look at me and grind the rose thorns into my face before slithering away

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180795
Why are there so many of these images? It’s giving me PTSD of my EMag classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180819
Cute things you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180622
>>22180680
BIG FAT WONDERLAND VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180837
That works.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't laugh at monster girls with missmatched classes.
Like Alice Barbarians or Minotaur Mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180813
Neither my alp wife or I have a gag reflex. We could show that off I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180847
>Minotaur mages
How? They're too dumb to even figure out simple child puzzles

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180847
I'm gonna point out that our wurm bard can't play her trumpet well with such big meaty claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180847
I'd never think of making fun of a muscle witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180864
Clearly you underestimate the strategic advantage offered by a tactical sousaphone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180863
their commonly backfired fire magic is mistaken for explosion magic and they just roll with it

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>>22180832
I got it from this site: https://compress-or-die.com/png
When you compress an image, you also get a "thermal" image that shows where the image is compressed. I used it because I think it looks cool.

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>>22180863
Hey, they have high int scores!
They just are a little lower due to racial penalties.

>>22180864
That's why she can inspire courage via belly dance.

>>22180865
Good move, otherwise you get to see her oniichan suplex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180847
Why would I ever? My wife is a mismatched class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180880
I’m looking for a girl with the strength of a centaur, the dexterity of an octopus, and the constitution of a hedgehog and to join my party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180847
You just can't trust Cleric Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180847
>Alice Barbarian
>Minotaur Mage
>Hellhound Cleric
>Werebat Ranger
>Ushi-Oni Rogue
Seems like a solid party to me.

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>>22180863
Same way many a child with development issues solves such a puzzle. Brute force.
Watch as the minotaur mage shouts fireball before chucking one of those round bombs with a lit fuse.
When they cast Charm Person they walk up to a man, pick him up like a sack of potatoes, inform him he's her husband now, and walks off into the nearest house regardless of if its occupied or not.
When casting Detect Magic she just looks for the guy wearing a pointy hat like her or whacks the enemy with her staff till she finds the one that tries to block her blow with their arms rather than a weapon of some kind.
She shouts magic missile whenever she hurls a sedan sized boulder to.
Just don't ask if she knows Magic Mouth or Finger Of Death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180844
Ebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180902
>hellhound cleric only knows healing touch magic so she puts up barriers and gropes her tank for reach-arounds all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180923
Clerics have death, war, blood, strength, and zeal domains open to them now. Hellhound cleric could be the any of the first 4 and be a muscle cleric that rains death or a fire starter muscle cleric with zeal.
Martials are as useful as an alice barb would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180972
but she wouldn't get to molest her tank if she bothered with any of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180972
I could see some accidents happening when a monster learns martial arts instead of marital arts.

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/VDKR2as.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180847
Which species would be a good companion for a Wizard/Monk with 10 Int, 10 Str, 10 Wis, 10 Dex, 10 Con, 10 Cha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181013
guess we'll just have to use deepcreampie to remove those censors

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181013
I have a BURNING NEED to pet that cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181013
Does that qualify as a trick or a treat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181034
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180995
They still get mend and virtue as cantrips.
Touch the warrior, touch herself, touch the enemy because she wasn't done with them yet. Either way it works.
>>22181006
Aren't those basically the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

why is it hard to imagine monsters being supremely lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181063
Because what's lewd to us is just their norm which means they treat it casually and act casually. Lewd is lewd to us because its purposeful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181063
Because no woman would ever be willing to indulge my sick desire to have my ears licked

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181063
Just imagine a monstergirl being lewd towards some dude that's not you. Watch how much easier it suddenly is to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181063
Frankly, I find it harder to imagine myself being lewd than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181063
It isn't but if anybody talks about anything outside of ordinary sex it's a coin toss on ruining a thread and inviting the undesirables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181091
>pic
i'm depressed now because i want to see doggo rape her human bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181153
Female kobold owners gotta be careful. Especially with bigger breeds. Never know when can't decide her master would do better as a kobold and rapes her into one. Even worse when human master women is taking it to slow with her human boyfriend leading to monsterization and threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181183
I would love to see a story like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181014
Ranger/Druid sounds like a good match for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181180
How does she see out of that bucket?

[Anonymous No.]

Hang on doesn't honey come from bee vomit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22178064
what is this best_vn.jpg ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181217
I dunno.

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>>22181215
That's why you see honey bees lick and suck the alraune or liliraune nipples and pussy when collecting the nectar. Has the side effect of making them excellent pussy eaters and allows for direct mouth to mouth transfusions during hornet conversions.

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>>22181215
Yes. Yes it does. It can't be uneaten, anon.
>>22181224
Not him. I always thought it strange that the extra eyes are inefficiently clustered on Friendliest Tentacles ever.

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>>22181198
So like a story where a human boyfriend comes to see his girlfriends house only to find her being sweaty, sticky and panting from recently getting turned into a kobold [insert breed here]? Then of course having both kobolds pounce him?

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Would a monoeye with two heads still be called a monoeye?

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>>22181063
Hard for you maybe.

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>>22181240
sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

when a bitch's cock remains inside his kobold's vagina and cums frequently, the kobold's vagina will emit a chemical compound that temporarily swells her mate's penis inside her to ensure it gets stuck inside her for a longer period of sex. the only way for a mate to remove his cock from his kobold mistress is to simply stop moving and cumming for the chemical to stop emitting, but that would require the kobold to decide to stop having sex with her bitch; that is as possible as a hellhound being submissive to a man. this may be an adaptive result from the lilem's initiative for ensuring submissiveness of men and obeying their monster mistress's desires.

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>>22181251
I know. Too bad yuri even if it leads to straight sex is not allowed.

>>22181256
This also sounds really hot. Only questions is that this chemical seems similar to the myconids spores which cause a similar thing.

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>>22181256
I'm certainly no bestialityfag or TF-fag but having a knotted cock has certain appeal to me. I definitely wouldn't want one (at least not permanently), but still.

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>>22181288
Not really a knot seeing as it's the entire penis going from big penis to even bigger penis.

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>>22181295
I know, your post just got me thinking.

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>>22181298
I am not that anon who posted >>22181256, but ok. How do you feel about different dog breeds for kobolds?

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>>22181305
I love seeing variations on monstergirls, especially ones so close to my heart. I am all for them!

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>>22181288
incubus knot is temporary. and the knot doesn't look like a dog's dick. it's simply swollen enough that its impossible to pull out of a kobold's pussy until it calms down inside her so it works essentially like dog genitals

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>>22181312
Yeah, I think I like that. The real appeal to me is the one where you've basically got a ball gag at the end of your dick.

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>>22181305
KC said that there is most likely variations like that for breeds like Kobolds, Werecats, and Mersharks. There are most likely others.

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>>22181309
I love discussing variations of monstergirls. Especially doggo breeds! What breed would you want the most and what do you think she would look like?

>>22181312
Yeah that sounds really similar to Myconid Pollens effect. Not complaining as its really hot!

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>>22181320
>What breed would you want the most and what do you think she would look like?
I mean, my waifu isn't any specific breed, she developed in my mind far before I ever thought of that.

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>>22181319
oh thats good to know. I had no idea he had confirmed it.
Also multiple mershark breeds is awesome.

>>22181335
Doesn't have to be your waifu.

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>>22181063
Sounds like a personal problem.

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>>22181351
it's everyone's fault for not helping me imagine monsters being lewder than lewd

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>>22181435
Can’t help you there mate.
I have overactive imagination but no fiction writing skills to speak of.

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>>22180680
Do you have this in a higher resolution

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I want to lewd my adopted older succubus sister while she's sleeping.

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>>22181351
I want a hellhound that's desperate to get pregnant and would even let you be on top for once if you get her pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish monster girls were real.

I really wish I could fuck every single species on a regular basis, minus like 20 or so that I don't like whatsoever.

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>>22181524
>and would even let you be on top for once
read the profile
they're always okay with that, but it means that you're having sex twice in a row

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>>22181555
Maybe I could narrow it down to like 30 girls, but that'd really be pushing it

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>>22181555
What species would you not fuck?

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>>22181609
I'm not big of slimes, fairy-sized girls, and elementals

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>>22181617
What about Girl sized fairies?

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>>22181617
so pixie has a chance?

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Ended up settling on and fapping to ghouls tonight. A bit of an underrated girl considering their top-tier design and profile. Hope we see more art of them, lewd and non-lewd, with the Halloween holiday around the corner.

Just gonna cuddle up to my body pillow and pretend it's her, breathing heavily into my face, occasionally licking, and holding me tight through the night.

>>22181656
That's good in my book.

>>22181657
Pixies are fairy-sized.

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>>22181665
pixies can grow though

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>>22181665
I have a hope for zombie and wight lewds, maybe even zombie dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Hellhound feel about having her abs licked?

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>>22181712
she'll want to have her face filled with dick while that's happening

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>>22171439
Now why the hell would I give a freeloading hobo bug my food!?

No, I ain't giving away to any beggars. Even if it's Monstergirls.

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If only I could fuck an Anubis and creampie her so hard she gets cumflated.

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>>22181712
She'll pin you down and return the favor

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>>22181898
You're not the only one who wants to do that.

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>>22181975
I want her to sit on my dick. Just imagine her bouncing up and down with that ass.

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>>22181898
I'm not a huge fan of cumflation or anything that stretches or deforms the body but I want to paint my loli Night Gaunt wife's whole body white with my cum them black with my latex slime then white all over again.

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>>22181898
But she has to head to the royal court for schedule reading in an hour!

[Anonymous No.]

if a kakuen doesn't pick through your hair then she doesn't love you

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>>22182093
>Kakuen scalp massage
during a footjob

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>>22182130
>tfw kakuen to help me relax by rubbing both heads

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't lovingly fuck your office lady Anubis every night then you're doing something wrong.

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>>22182155
>Working you over with her hands and feet
>Tail around your waist, rubbing against your chest
>Breasts pressed against your back
>Occasionally she gets a bit mischievous and teases and nibbles at your ears
Fully intent on driving you bananas

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>>22182275
I'm sure that's not a problem for you, Frosticle.

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>>22182275
Lovingly fuck elementary schooler Anubis every day instead.

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>>22182392
>Not a whole group of anubi siblings

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>>22182392
Fucking the high school delinquent Hellhound while the Anubis watches from inside the locker that the hellhound put her in!

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>>22182321
That wasn't me posting but I still wholeheartedly approve that message.

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>>22182447
>Anon has crush on anubis
>Anubis has crush on anon
>Both too scared to ask each other out
>One day anon finally decides this is the day he's gonna ask her out
>Meanwhile, hellhound bully locks anubis in her locker
>Anon goes to meet anubis at her locker
>Come face to face with hellhound bully who is quite horny after her bully session
>Hellhound rapes anon
>Anubis can only watch on with jealousy and despair
>Rape turns into passionate lovemaking
>Anon begins to fall in love with his rapist
>Anon and hellhound run off and skip class
>Anubis still left inside locker with emotions of sadness, anger, and horniness.

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>>22182447
>>22182539
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog doujin has been scanned!
https://exhentai.org/g/1494611/5c090b5524/

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>>22182585
I don't trust this maid

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>>22182447
>>22182539
Yes.

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>>22182615
It's cold to the touch, but so soft...

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>>22182621
Fat wight!

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>>22182592
You should.

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>>22182585
now we wait for eigo translatation

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>>22179411
Ebin.

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>>22182648
she looks rape-able

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>>22182680
>eigo
What?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellcat when?

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>>22182850
english

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Which MG would make a good tour guide for a gaijin in Zipangu?

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>>22182909
I would want a cute loli Shirohebi to protect me from all those nasty old hags.

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>>22182916
I would want a cute grown Shirohebi to protect me from all those nasty little lolis.

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>>22182909
Crow Tengu.She knows all sorts of places to go and history even if she can't really talk that well.

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>>22182648
>That
>Fat

Bring out Zombie Dragon-Chan to teach her

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It's Opposite Day!

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>>22182966
You called?

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I love my maid.

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>Ancient evil Ryu
I bet she she makes the weather around her castle rain and storm constantly just to be intimidating

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>>22183007
What happens if you touch her reverse scale?

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>>22182997
At what age do you give your lamia daughter her own snake eye hair clips?

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>>22183019
>Local anon raped for 4 days straight
>sources say he touched an evil Ryu's reverse scale
>Weather is also clearing up in the meantime
Brought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

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Slug tits.

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>>22183007
Please anon the most evil things she’s ever done is steal some candy from a shop when she was a kid and now she thinks she’s some bad guy.

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Does anybody have the monsterization story about a high-school girl being turned into an oomakude that was posted about a year ago? It was posted on pastebin by a guest account and I lost it recently

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If you give a rata a nut...

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>>22183152
She gets pregnant.

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>>22183145
You don’t mean that shitty grimdark one that ruined the public image of Oomoukade right?

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>>22183152
She stuffs it in her dumb face.

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>>22183175
Anon I think you have your oomukade stories mixed up.

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>>22183175
No I don't know if you're talking about the smell one or something. The story was that a popular girl prevented her lame childhood friend from monsterizing because she thought she was trying to an-hero and then got turned into a house centipede Oomakude. It had a happy ending ending too so I don't see how it could've ruined their public image. The girl was blonde if that helps
>>22183202
Fuck off this isn't it

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>>22183223
>The girl was blonde if that helps
I don't think telling us the hair color of a text only story would help that much anon But i'd still love to read it if anyone finds it

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>>22183234
Cute bug kouhai.

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>>22183175
>>22183234
Found it. I was afraid it had been deleted
https://pastebin.com/cBWP1z8s/

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>>22183202
Yes. This is the piece of crap I was referring to. Fuck off with this shit and everything like it.

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>>22183275
Thanks!

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>>22183305
I was just correcting >>22183175, pls no bully.

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[Anonymous No.]

DO open this.

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>>22183245
That's a big moose.

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>>22183545
I refuse!

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>>22183591
OPEN

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck demons

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>>22183612
Your shitty thumbnails hold no power over me.

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>>22183633
Based golden knight.

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>>22183633
Actually that looks decent as long as it’s just in thumbnail form so I’m gonna keep it that way and not ruin the illusion.

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>>22183636
>ywn be carried to safety by your ludicrously strong wife

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>>22183545
>>22183612
Disgusting

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>>22183632
...in the ass

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>>22183135
Is there an animu?

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>>22183653
Yes.

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>>22183653
First episode just aired if I'm not mistaken.

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If you are married to a centaur, but go riding on a regular horse, will she be angry with you?

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https://nhentai.net/g/286925/
Would be great if we could get males that were not effeminate shotas

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>>22183728
Slowpoke.
>>22182585

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>>22183742
Not gonna lie, i completely missed that
Point still stands

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>>22182585
Praise the chaos gods. Next up, Kiki book hopefully.

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>>22183757
This is not a boy, I believe we call it an alp.

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>>22183774
Alps don't have dicks though.

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>>22183778
They do, when they're not fully alped.

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how do you defeat Dr. Gremlin

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Would you let her scratch your back?

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>>22183728
We know, beast.

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>>22183788
Anal

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>>22183792
Callout was unnecessary man

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>>22183788
if your waifu's a Raiju, just have her bounce on her mechs 8 times, it''l destroy her stuff. If yoiur waifu's an automaton, she'll have to defeat Dr. Gremlin's 8 robot masters to reach her castle.

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>>22183782
>half alps

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>>22183789
Yes.

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>>22182585
Id nope right on out of there, chaos begone.

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>>22182968
>Tiger maid
yes plz

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>>22183866

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>>22183880
>Anon ignores her breakfast by sleeping in
>She wakes him up by throwing him out of his bed

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>>22183861
Racist.

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>>22183782
>>22183845
Fuck off. I even like alps but your shit futa garbage is deserving of annihilation.

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I like horsepussy.

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What does this gesture mean?

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>>22183951
it means fox

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I need a Yeti maid who shovels the snow from the sidewalk and needs deep pawrubs after a hard day of working

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>>22183959
She's gonna need more than paw rubs.

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>>22183957
Fuck the fox?

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>>22183976
She's gonna get lotus positioned and cuddled on a cold night

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>>22183880
moar

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>>22183999

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>>22183983
Wonderful.

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>>22183981
no, just fox. no fucking.

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Horny hellhound gets distracted by thrown tennis ball.

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>>22184034
why is she horny

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>>22184021
I'm still gonna fuck her.

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>>22184037
just make sure you ask for her permission.

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>>22184034
Horny Kobold gets gagged with a tennis ball ball gag.

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>>22184048
would it fit? tennis balls are big compared to her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Go to church.

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>>22184059
Woof!

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>>22184063
i'll get nothing out of attending church.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be instalossed and reverse mating press'd by big, buff Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

Fairies are precious.

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>>22184059
Maybe it’s a smaller tennis ball, or maybe she just really needs to be silenced!

[Anonymous No.]

I still want to dress a dark priest in a skintight latex suit, down a bottle of tentacle potion, and fuck her through the suit like that latex nun by Rindou.

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>>22184073
you have to get to know an oni first.

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>>22184077
Based.

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>>22184074
yeah, it feels cute to pet their heads with your index finger

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>>22184063
I go everyday!
>t. Pslimeanon
Also my commission is finally fully done and i can't wait to share it with everyone.

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>>22184077
That sounds like just a NightGaunt in a nun costume.

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>>22184075
dogs sure can be noisy

[Anonymous No.]

give me a roster for a MGE fighting game

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184105
>Slime
>Red Slime
>Bubble Slime
>Dark Slime
>Wife Slime
>Silly Slime
>Queen Slime
>>DLC EXTRA: Parasite Slime

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>>22184105
Succubus
Dr. Succubus
Lesser Succubus
Dragon
Princess Barometz
Lizardman
Kakuen Kong
Captain Gandharva
Druelladorf
Kitsune
Crow Tengu
Witch
Yeti Sisters
Shoggoth
Automaton
Wight/Kunoichi
Elf
Young Elf
Arch Imp
Imp
Were-Sheepuff
Baphometwo
Mrs. Echidna & Watch
Blue Oni
Red Oni

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>>22184150
you're thinking of Gremlin, not Automaton. Automaton doesn't appear until the next game along with Ushi-Oni, Were-wolf, and Familiar.

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>>22184150
>Lesser Succubus
Isn't she nicknamed Green succubus?

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>>22183926
Now, is it futashit if its just a dude with tits but no vag?

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>>22184196
she's monster girl #2 in the entirety of MGE so i prefer her being called lesser succubus.

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>>22184208
That's a shemale.

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>>22184208
Its still garbage.

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>>22184095
Night gaunts are made to appeal to tentacle clothes/parasite fetishism. I'm talking about an ordinary latex suit.
No, I'm not KDF.

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>>22184208
No because futa means both a dick and a vagina

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>>22184245
Now that i think about it those fetishes have 3 monsters for them with the Parasite Slime/Slime Carrier, Roper, and Nightgaunt.

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>>22184246
Does that really matter, it's retarded faggot shit regardless.

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>>22184300
I care more about if something is correct or incorrect, rather than what "matters". I correct anyone who says anything wrong.

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>>22184260
If we're talking about just tentacle clothing, then we only have night gaunt.

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>>22184322
There’s also a potion for it though.

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>>22184317
Wow anon you're so smart and cool, people must really love that about you.

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>>22184336
And yet, at the end of the day, I'm always the one who's right.

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>>22184345
That's great for you man, you're just the shining pinnacle of totally objective and correct facts, aren't you?

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>>22184351
Why are you so upset that I corrected you?

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>>22184369
I'm not the guy you replied to and I'm not upset, I'm just marveling at how much people must envy you for being able to spout cold-hard facts at will (especially when situationally inappropriate and unprompted!)

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>>22184379
>guy asks if something is futa
>I explain that it isn't, and why
That's literally the opposite of unprompted.

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>>22184379
>>22184369
>>22184351
>>22184345
>>22184336
Get a room you two.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you inbred virgins have a theater to shoot up tonight?

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>>22184387
>situationally inappropriate

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>>22184394
So I should just leave a question (to which I know the answer) unanswered? No.

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>>22184013
yaaaassss

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>>22184394
When someone asks “it this futa” and someone answers “no it isn’t futa,” that is literally the opposite of situationally inappropriate. In fact that might be literally the only situation where it is appropriate.

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>>22184399
Is it really that hard to restrain yourself? I'd have thought one so enlightened and cool headed as yourself would be able to exhibit at least some semblance of self control, right?

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>>22184408
Why would I restrain myself from answering a question?

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>>22184399
What kind of 14 year old logic is this?

>>22184405
Except futa is inherently inappropriate in this thread, mentions of it shouldn't even be replied to. That's the problem.

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>>22184322
Parasite slime and even mostother slimes can do it as well. In fact Parasites sometimes infect via hiding in armor.

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Aspergers.

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>>22184422
I like futa if it's touhou

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>>22184410
This is likely the same person who has decided it is his moral duty to police the thread for “shit” aka stuff he doesn’t like. He’s unable to understand or admit when he’s said or done something stupid. There was an incident a while back where he screeched autistically at Perentie when WG translations were posted, then when called out on it he said “well it looked like fanfic-shit to me so I did nothing wrong.”
>>22184422
>Except futa is inherently inappropriate in this thread
I don’t care what you think is inherently inappropriate. And stop moving those goalposts.

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>>22184150
>Yeti Sisters
A hime cut shy yeti who hides her mouth with her scarf and her shark tooth, short messy haired, battle ready posing older sister?

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>>22184436
I'm going to stop responding to him now

[Anonymous No.]

Is this some sort of raid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184436
>>22184442
>implying it's not one of you falseflagging

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>>22184435
Then leave, fags aren't welcome here.

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>>22184455
It could be, but I don't know. I just know that it's not me.

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>>22184444
>Is this some sort of raid?
It's never a raid. We're out of images and waiting for the thread to die, so the only posters are Jackoff A and his gay lover Jackoff B.

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>>22184444
>someone posts something about about alps with dicks
>someone else asks if that is a futa
>yet another person explains why it isn’t futa
>assmad anon says that answering the question isn’t prompted or situationally appropriate
>gets explained to him that, yes, someone asking a question is indeed a prompt for an answer
>says the answer isn’t situationally appropriate
>gets explained to him that yes, being asked a question means it’s situationally appropriate to give an answer
>”Buh-buh-buh it’s not thread appropriate”
No, it’s not a raid. The idiots have been here for a long time.

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>>22184432
Don't be rude to the anubii.

[Anonymous No.]

Healing monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>is it futa
>-actual, non-polarized, and civil discourse-
>REEEEEE
I leave for 5 seconds...Who gave the "shit" poster his keyboard back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184432
whoa...so this is the power of wurm....

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184480
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184480
I want a monster girl to beat the fuck out of me and then heal me up afterward

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184490
I thought people with Aspergers were supposed to be super-smart.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm heading off to Innsmouth to fuck a bunch of fishgirls.

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>>22184487
It's futa discussion in /jp/s monster girl thread anon, what the fuck do you expect? I don't care about it one way or the other but ti's not like you can expect to have a civil discussion about a topic that's so reviled here.

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>>22184487
It was taken away in the first place? That’s news to me.
Incidentally, if this is the same anon I know, his next line should be something along the lines of sarcastically posting “wtf I love futas now”

[Anonymous No.]

Truck-chan hits a drunk pedestrian and is reincarnated in a fantasy world

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184501
that is correct. wurms compensate their unintelligent behavior with quick short bursts of 300 IQ reflexes. wurms are very interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184493
They're nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184518
As a Sandworm

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>>22184487
You fucking retards shouldn't come here to talk about futashit here in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184499
>hellhound goes to cleric school just to learn healing hands
>can now simultaneously beat and heal her husband mid-coitus with no evidence for the cops to find should a noisy neighbor not mind their business again

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184480
Monsters that are being healed or the ones doing the healing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184535
You've confused them for Ogres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184530
Her driver also died in the accident and was reincarnated too and now she has to find him and marry him

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184499
Have you considered the wind weasel trio?

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>>22184545
Before that drunk slut that killed them (also reincarnated) steals him from her

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>>22184537
Both at the same time!

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>>22184465
You could have just not answered either the sperg or guys asking the question. They both are acting dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22184560
>You
that poster isn't me and I already stopped responding

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>>22184518
That must be one tough pedestrian to destroy the truck that hit them.

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>>22184560
Pointing out to dumb people that they’re acting dumb is fun. Especially when it’s as easy as this. I’m the one you’re responding to by the way.

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>>22184531
How nice?

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>>22184586
The nicest.

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>>22184535
that sounds lovingly abusive. i wrote a profile about the culture of sadistic monster girls being abusive to their masochistic husbands for my MGE headcanon world. so i'm open to discussion about this topic.

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>>22184599
Link?

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>>22182585
While it's a good that Shoggoths ( The best slime next to Nuruenago ) finally got some doujin action, the shit with it being an effeminate shota just doesn't do it for me. It's like taking a bite out of a loaf of bread that failed to rise, or was improperly baked. There's nothing to judge it by its contents as to whether or not it's actually good. But maybe I'm just being a stick in the mud, since one of my favorite doujins is Abubu's GILF Fox. Since much like monster women age like fine wines, men must age like A fine oaked whiskey.

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>>22184599
Nothing wrong with headcanon worlds, sounds nice.

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>>22184524
>focusing hard drawing a cheshire commission while wurm watches and crayon doodles nearby
>"did you know magenta doesn't actually exist anywhere on the electromagnetic spectrum? It only exists in our brains when light of 2 commonly occuring wavelengths of the visual spectrum hit the cones in our eyes simultaneously. Usually when such a thing occurs the brain translate this by combining the wavelengths and translating the sum of the input into a known color. This does not occur in the instance of Magenta where the 2 wavelengths involved are at the far opposite ends of the spectrum which would result in a green color somewhere in the middle. Instead, the brain arbitrarily determines that green is not very representational and instead invents a new color wholesale and that color is magenta. In short, magenta does not actually exist outside a purely conceptual experience that occurs solely in our own minds because our brains are just arbitrarily determining what it wants us to see or not see at all times. What else does it not want us to see and instead paints over, I wonder..."
>that's nice dea-what?
>"breathing is fun!"

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ded

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>>22184651
Ganbare Professor Wurm!

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>>22184503
Deep one profile when?

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Hob goblins make great sorcerers.
They have plenty of 'charisma'

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>>22184621
it's terribly written, you sure?

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>>22184835
And big fucken titties.

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>>22184820
Probably get some info on them next world guide with the scholar and his leanan being sucked into the abyss.

>>22184835
And they have tons of mana as well thanks to their large mana tanks!

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>>22184870
How bad can it really be?

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>>22184884
>>22184885
Exactly.
And everyone knows that the better the sorceress, the larger her breasts.

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>>22184884
https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

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>>22184892
Prove it.

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>>22184539
Anon that's racist.

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>>22184887
well if you say so
https://pastebin.com/fzw6jSDm

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>>22184935
Thanks!

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how do stop dark elfs?

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>>22184935
At least 1/6th of a sentence you used in the first paragraph is made up of commas. What the fuck.

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>When anon jumps the gun
>>22184777

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>>22184952
Cuddle them.

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>>22184952
Bullet to the head

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>>22184952
Promise them a hot meal and a place to stay for a night during their journey so whatever quest they're doing, theyll get it done and stop messing with everybody.

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>>22185028
We were at the bottom of page 10
Shouldn't a new thread have bumped us off?

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>>22185063
Nope.

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>>22185063
No, there's space sometimes for where other ones have been deleted.

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>>22185057
>promise them a place to stay for a night
Looks like they'll be acquiring a healer afterwards

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>>22185094
Was the al anime any good?

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>>22185118
No
Also, I think you replied to the wrong post

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>>22185063
The blank subject field says it all.

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>>22185145
Remember when you could use the subject field for any post not just the opening one?

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https://youtu.be/KOlC7-EYC80

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>>22185155
before i watch this video, i need to know. is it cringe?

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>>22185163
It depends on your point of view.

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>>22185155
Nope

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>>22185171
YES

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>>22185080
How?