What did you tell them?

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Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:08:23 2019 No.22155402 [Reply] [Original]

What did you tell them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:11:45 2019 No.22155419 Sanae's Ten Desires

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:12:53 2019 No.22155423 >>22155402 Why is Reimu sniffing her palm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:14:40 2019 No.22155436 I confessed my love to Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:15:42 2019 No.22155442 That I look better in Marisa's hat than she does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:16:39 2019 No.22155447 That Miko is a guy and they were just ganging up on a guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:23:00 2019 No.22155481 File: 102 KB, 1000x1000, marisa_smoking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22155442 rude but plausible

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:52:32 2019 No.22155587 彼らに何を言いましたか？

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 17:15:32 2019 No.22155708 >>22155423 she shoved it on marisa's pussy

Anonymous Sat Sep 28 17:28:07 2019 No.22155772
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>>22155402
'I want to give Youmu and Reimu my children and make them happy as women. There's nothing wrong with that!'

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 18:05:28 2019 No.22155959 >>22155772 No one likes polygamy, except arabs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 18:28:40 2019 No.22156119 >>22155402 Something like Sanae’s hole is so loose from the constant rawdogging that whe could probably shover her own head right up her cunny and roll around, inventing the first human wheel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 13:50:41 2019 No.22160705 >>22155402 No donations for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 13:53:00 2019 No.22160719 >>22155959 I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 13:53:40 2019 No.22160726 >>22156119 >>22155419 Judging by Sanae's expression, one of these two is the most plausible. Or at least in the right direction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 13:56:49 2019 No.22160739 >>22155402 The list of STD's I got from Sanae

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 14:14:35 2019 No.22160831 [DELETED]

>>22160726
I think that the viewer asking Reimu out/confessing his love for her is more likely.
Marisa is laughing at you because you picked a terrible place and time, Youmu thinks she's witnessing true love, Reimu is flattered that a boy likes her that much, but isn't very interested in you and she got embarrassed because you confessed right in front of her friends, and Sanae either has feelings for you and is incapable of accepting you dating another girl, or she has feelings for Reimu and is incapable of accepting her dating another person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 14:18:43 2019 No.22160844 >>22160831 You might be onto something anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 14:50:01 2019 No.22160974 File: 320 KB, 800x692, reimu13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22160719 well you're an arab

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 15:06:14 2019 No.22161054 If you open your mouth and shake an imaginary salt shaker into it, you can really taste salt!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 15:12:20 2019 No.22161090 >>22160831 I want to confess to Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:13:34 2019 No.22162638 >>22160739 That’s no laughing matter anon You could have just said you listed the cons of fucking her and the list of people dead because of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:15:32 2019 No.22162651 >>22160831 More like she spilled her guts to you the day before and you both had your first kiss in private, only for you to propose to Reimu the next morning and third wheeling Sanny completely. Fucking hell man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:34:27 2019 No.22162743 >>22162651 Come on now, not even anon is that thoughtless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 02:38:31 2019 No.22164190 >>22162638 I wonder if the ghosts of the people who died of STDs they got from Sanae haunt her to keep fucking her in her sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 10:52:48 2019 No.22165922 >>22164190 Dude. That’s not possible

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:08:06 2019 No.22167063 >>22164190 Yeah, they're haunting her because they still want to fuck her, even if they're ghosts. Of course, if somehow Sanae gets an ability to see and feel them as if they had a human body, you know what's next.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 00:56:05 2019 No.22169899 >>22167063 Ghosts are seen naturally anon. Spirits too.

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:47:08 2019 No.22173881

>>22155402
That there was a rumor going around that Sanae's sense of smell had become so acutely sensitive to the scent of semen that it is said that she flies around looking for any girl, but the most common victims of hers being Fairies or their Evolved Fairy variants more specifically, that had been recently pumped full of semen and chases them down only to suck the cum right out of them to satisfy her own selfish addiction. Whether it be within the tightest cunny or their tiny anus, Sanae binds and drains them regardless of how deeply buried within her reward is located in her victims. Someone must stop that menace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:52:36 2019 No.22173913 >>22155402 It's Sakuya asking to be a player character

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:52:47 2019 No.22173914 >>22161054 I really wish I hadn't fallen for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:54:30 2019 No.22173927 >>22173914 HAHAHAHHAHAHA FAGGOT! You’re GAY now! Holy shit how did you fall for that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:56:26 2019 No.22173939 >>22173927 I'm not certain but let's get married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 18:11:10 2019 No.22174030 >>22155402 My 1rep max

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 18:14:16 2019 No.22174047 >>22173939 Sorry but I am NOT gay! Try OP!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 18:39:50 2019 No.22174173 >>22173939 Only if you wear a skirt and panties when we are alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 22:09:45 2019 No.22175149 >>22169899 But the thing is that they don't have human bodies. Unless they somehow do her the same way as Hater's last picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 02:03:20 2019 No.22176008 >>22173913 delete this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 05:39:39 2019 No.22176549 >>22161054 For fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 3 01:09:35 2019 No.22181363 >>22155402 How many idiots does it take to fix a leaking pipe? Who knows. Just count the number of dicks it takes to sate Sanae’s insufferable cocklust, hold that number in lead pellets and multiply it by 10 and you’ll have an answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 3 03:07:12 2019 No.22181620 >>22155402 I know you were all avoiding me, but I followed the trail of crusty semen dripping out of Sanae to get here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 3 06:04:28 2019 No.22181993 Get over it, Sakuya

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 3 09:25:56 2019 No.22182588 >>22155402 I told Reimu she won't be able to shit for a week after my donation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 3 22:57:49 2019 No.22186417 >>22181620 Did you make this post twice? I saw this already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 01:19:57 2019 No.22187213 >>22155402 I know you were all avoiding me, but I followed the trail of crusty semen dripping out of Sanae to get here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 01:30:28 2019 No.22187274 >>22155402 "I want to feed my semen to Reimu while Youmu watches which is something Marisa finds funny. Also I'm not giving any semen to Sanae."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 02:37:57 2019 No.22187533 >>22187274 >not giving any semen to Sanae You monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 4 06:24:03 2019 No.22188061 Congratulations! You're having puppies! All of you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 02:16:18 2019 No.22193001 nothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 02:17:58 2019 No.22193014 CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 21:53:06 2019 No.22198373 >>22193014 W-would you be my friend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 00:02:29 2019 No.22205370 >>22155402 Congratulating the main heroines for a job well done in saving Gensokyo from the threat from hell!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 00:27:04 2019 No.22205456 >>22155402 yukari is a brap hog

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 00:39:18 2019 No.22205496 >>22155402 Reimu's outfit is cuter than Sanae's, and it'd look good on Youmu, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 00:47:28 2019 No.22205522 >>22155402 BENIS :DDDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 01:03:07 2019 No.22205563 I just confessed my love for Reimu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 21:54:08 2019 No.22210550 >>22205370 Those girls really did their best! Gensokyo is fortunate to be in the capable hands of Reimu, Marisa, Youmu and... uh... Yeah, they did a good job!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 23:04:17 2019 No.22210961 >>22205370 top ke[i]k[i]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 01:35:11 2019 No.22211634 >>22187533 I think you underestimate him. That Anon is a reasonable man. You should listen.

Anonymous Tue Oct 8 01:58:42 2019 No.22211705

>>22155402
If Sanny didn’t have big tits and a nice set of armpits, then I would have cast a petition to have her ass kicked out of Gensokyo the day she arrived
She can’t be a personal semen storage if she fucked everyone so I said fuck it. Out she goes! Fairies are enough since they’re basically sentient humanoid onaholes capable of human communication.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 07:00:30 2019 No.22212379 >>22205563 I just confessed my hate for Reimu

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:25:12 2019 No.22215351 I just confessed my love for Reimu under secret threats and coercion of her eliminating the true love of my love, Youmu, in case I don't comply

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 09:42:48 2019 No.22218785 >>22155708 Shouldn't she have passed out immediately by now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 17:19:50 2019 No.22220801 >>22155402 "Do girls poop?" Sanae, knowing the fact that I did her a 10 hour anal session last night, gives me that stare of hers as she can't imagine she gave herself to a huge idiot like me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 17:45:11 2019 No.22220917 I told them I enjoyed Reimu's 'dead fish experience' to Sanae's services, so I'm becoming Reimu's regular customer instead now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 20:29:52 2019 No.22221786 >>22220917 Sanae seems pretty upset about it, you must be a big spender Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 23:59:10 2019 No.22222825 >>22221786 He won't be now that he's paying Reimu's prices!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 10:11:15 2019 No.22224871 Prostitutionfags need to unironically have sex with real 3D prostitutes or hang already, but sadly they don't have the balls for neither

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 12:01:10 2019 No.22225510 >>22224871 How rude. I've had sex with a 3d prostitute. It was pretty shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 18:46:33 2019 No.22227726 >>22224871 Filthfags Diaperfags Feetfags Prostitutionfags Official /jp/ Genocide List.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 18:48:57 2019 No.22227734 >>22224871 I'd only fuck a prostitute if she wore a 2hu cosplay Is it possible to arrange?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 21:07:40 2019 No.22228437 >>22227734 Yeah.

Anonymous Thu Oct 10 21:23:43 2019 No.22228512

>>22227734
i was interested in doing this so I did some research, first you need to build some trust by hiring the same escort regularly once a month for some time, let's say half a year. then you can ask her to do that sort of thing. If you rush it they'll think you're a creep and tell you to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 21:43:53 2019 No.22228582 >>22228512 If a whore did that to me I'd laugh in her face. Bitch, you're already selling yourself out, where do you get off pretending to have any standards?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 21:48:27 2019 No.22228597 >>22228582 >where do you get off pretending to have any standards? off the fact that their hourly wages are higher than most doctors and engineers, some can charge as much as 600 USD, for maybe 0.0000001% of the effort, plus they only work weekends

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 00:10:43 2019 No.22229050 >>22227734 Which 2hu? Is it Reimu? Hecatia might be the easiest to arrange.

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 01:16:45 2019 No.22229286

>>22224871
I unironically did and that's why I got that fetish.
But I almost got plenty of STDs that my doc saved my ass from though, to the point that I could've beaten Sanae the Slut in a STD contest. Unironically that's the part that I don't like about prostitution, but at least my dick got warm and slimy, and my balls got completely empty after cumming.
>>22227734
Yes, but she would most likely charge you extra for filming and taking photos though, which I think it is best to do so either way since you already spent big on the cosplay.
Unless she doesn't mind which would truly be a rare thing to see from an escort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 01:18:34 2019 No.22229296 >Moshi-moshi >t-tamakeri, o-kudasaii

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 01:20:35 2019 No.22229307
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>>22229286
Oof, actually barebacking a whore? Hot. I've only got a bareback blowjob and she didn't even swallow. I'm hot for STD's but I can see how actually getting them would make it all a bit too real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 02:28:45 2019 No.22229627 >>22227734 Plenty of soaplands offer that kind of service. It's not hard to arrange at all.

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 03:06:37 2019 No.22229769
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>>22229307
>Oof, actually barebacking a whore?
I, uhh, did used a condom but still got STDs everywhere but my penis, and a vast amount of kinds too. Still felt so amazingly great though.
I personally wouldn't recommend getting STDs at all since it makes you itch worse than poison ivy, and also makes you drastically weaker and dumb due to those viruses fucking your immune system and therefore your brain too.
Unless one wants to kill himself slowly that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 03:11:19 2019 No.22229784 >>22229769 Would cwownpeesu sex me more if viruses eat my brain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 03:13:40 2019 No.22229792 >>22229286 >>22229769 Stop abusing spoiler function kudasai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 03:14:53 2019 No.22229796 >>22155402 OOHIMESAMA TAMAKERI O KUDASAIII!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 04:02:35 2019 No.22229926 >>22229792 I'm absolutely certain they're using the spoiler function properly: optionally redacting text that most of us don't want to see. You can't say they didn't warn you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 09:57:04 2019 No.22231130 >>22224871 >>22229286 >""unironically"" Unironically kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 11:48:51 2019 No.22231637 File: 182 KB, 579x818, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_kamata_yuuya__b8a4739dfe3062585677544f0ec12e07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22231130 I unironically won't and I will continue to have sex!!!!!! :DDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 17:26:05 2019 No.22233511 /jp/ sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 18:16:31 2019 No.22233769 I asked Reimu why she has an outside wooden toilet labelled 'Donations,' and why it's so uncomfortable to use.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 18:30:30 2019 No.22233837 >>22231637 Tummy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 23:51:27 2019 No.22235403 >>22233769 Poor Sanae, she has to clean her Donations box full of poopy poop all by herself since she doesn't even have an assistant nor an apprentice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 03:33:30 2019 No.22236103 >>22233769 You idiot. It's no a toilet, it's an urinal. The grate on the top is there to stop Aunn from trying to drink from there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 03:45:34 2019 No.22236134 >>22236103 Really? I always cum in there after pulling out of Reimu...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 03:59:36 2019 No.22236159 >>22236134 Really? I always cum in Reimu after pulling out of there...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 04:17:14 2019 No.22236200 >>22155402 given that Reimu is embarassed, Youmu is happy for her, Marisa is laughing at her and Sanae is giving me a stinky eye, I bet I've just announced that I made Reimu pregnant last night (a true story)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 05:33:04 2019 No.22236391 >>22236159 It's very disconcerting that you can bring yourself to orgasm by dipping your penis is a cesspool of urine and semen, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 10:27:32 2019 No.22237243 >>22236391 That's not a nice thing to call Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:12:00 2019 No.22237455 >>22237243 She's a professional. She doesn't care what her clients call her as long as they pay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:48:40 2019 No.22237618 i just told them that sanny likes shota

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:58:52 2019 No.22237682 That its just a simple flu and the fewer should subside with enough rest and fluid intake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 12:03:05 2019 No.22237705 >>22237243 Reimu offers a piss-inside service?! Why wasn't I told about this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 13:11:13 2019 No.22238096 >>22155402 knock knock who's there two two who? wich 2hu wud u fuk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 16:24:49 2019 No.22239214 >>22238096 ebin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:33:20 2019 No.22240974 >>22155402 nothing I swear!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 22:13:55 2019 No.22241206 >>22238096 haha

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 05:16:24 2019 No.22242842 >>22155402 I told them I'm cucking Reisen with them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 12:45:20 2019 No.22244546 >>22155402 my secrets

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 07:38:38 2019 No.22249132 >>22155402 Why is Marisa laughing when she told me to say exactly what I said word by word? Was this part of her high IQ master plan?

Anonymous Mon Oct 14 08:16:10 2019 No.22249248

>>22155402
So hum
Marisa is barely containing herself from laughing
Sanae is giving a stare that says "are you fucking serious? I'm gonna fucking kill you"
Reimu is... embarassed? About to cry? I don't know, she seems to be in mental pain.
Youmu is excited/enthusiastic about what caused Reimu to be in that state.

So in short, I have no fucking idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 19:58:40 2019 No.22252569 File: 673 KB, 2054x1938, e160c3b6d862e7b06971a51dddb4c8b71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22249248 >she seems to be in mental pain That's just the poor girl's default state.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 21:40:57 2019 No.22253096 >>22155402 "Did Sanae just farted and let out a wet one?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 00:07:35 2019 No.22253624 Fortune Teller did nothing wrong.

Anonymous Tue Oct 15 00:56:02 2019 No.22253765

>>22249248
It means you've been seeing Sanae but decided to ask Reimu's hand for marriage. Youmu just happened to be there, and being the dork she is, goes all HAWAWA despite it not being about her. Marisa has had the pleasure of seeing you and Sanae around, and knows how the latter feels about you, so this plot twist amuses her.
To put it simply: "Sorry Sanae, you're just a friend to me, Reimu is my true love."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 01:09:58 2019 No.22253780 >>22253765 Wow congratulations, you have autism and can't read social situations or cues for shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 01:21:59 2019 No.22253815 >>22253780 Rude! I can read cues just fine! Like red means stop and green means go, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 01:27:52 2019 No.22253837 >>22253815 No that's just Shrine Maiden code for which is allowed for prostitution and which is verboten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 01:37:56 2019 No.22253863 >>22253837 I haven't seen as much green at the Hakurei shrine as that would imply dude...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 01:51:06 2019 No.22253898 File: 21 KB, 800x650, okina_wistful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22174030 I foolishly thought I would get away from this joke by not browsing /fit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 00:24:06 2019 No.22258945 Youmu is too cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 01:03:29 2019 No.22259104 >>22155402 I was Sanae's classmate from the outside and was busy telling the girls all the pathetic chuuni antics Sanae was up to before she disappeared without a trace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 01:16:10 2019 No.22259159 >>22259104 >all the pathetic chuuni antics Sanae was up to before she disappeared Nice. Pure chuuni girls turning into whores to be popular is so hot. Just like Shinka...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 03:41:16 2019 No.22259573 File: 145 KB, 344x512, UMA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22155402

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 03:49:33 2019 No.22259588 File: 331 KB, 1200x491, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22155402 "I've cooked dirt for dinner, Reimu-chan! Just the way you like it! Oh, we have guests staying over? Would you like to have some too? There's enough for everyone!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 07:27:04 2019 No.22260192 >>22227726 At least fartfags dont get genocided!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 20:49:33 2019 No.22263461 >>22155402 nothing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 17 18:19:01 2019 No.22268712 >>22155402 I’ll impregnate a Fairy before I ever touch Sanae’s overused pussy willingly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 05:04:33 2019 No.22270939 >>22259573 I can't believe I almost choked myself with food as I wanted to laugh at this joke/pun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 14:48:21 2019 No.22273866 >>22270939 I dont get it

Anonymous Fri Oct 18 17:55:34 2019 No.22274950 [DELETED]

>>22155402
There was this one dude. Alright so listen closely. I was walking by one night before I met him at one of the stands. One thing led to another and all of a sudden we were talking about Miko. He said he would visit the Hakurei shrine if there weren’t Youkai around. Understandable considering he doesn’t even set foot near Byakuren’s Youkai Temple- I mean Temple of Buddhist Worship.
I don’t know how he knew the stuff he did but I must say he was an entertaining guy. Though on the topic of Shrine Maidens, we debated who would make the best wife, I said Reimu only if she weren’t so scary at times, but he was different. This shit was suspicious. The guy said Sanae, because she was a whore.
I mean, what? What the fuck is this man thinking?
I was completely caught off guard by his statement and I swear the lady who was cooking immediately stopped humming and just stared at us. I didn’t even know she was humming. I swear it took me a full minute before I responded. So he sat eating his food and he broke the silence in between bites and said “problem?” with food flying everywhere and that pissed me off. So I went and said, “Alright, first off, have some fucking manners and don’t speak with your mouth full of food you uncultured piece of trash. Secondly, how in the 4 devas can Sanae of all people be a fucking cheap whore? I knew from the momemt thay once you said “because she’s a whore” that you had fucking bottom of the barrel standards but holy fucking shit you’re dumber than a fairy if you actually have to pay to fuck Sanae. How unlucky must you be to not know that she does it for free! Who the fuck are you getting scammed by?
Again I heard the humming. It was almost like the girl was trying to ignore us. I don’t blame her. It only took me a couple days of convincing her that I wasn’t one of the many useless men wasting semen on that cum dumpster. Before I knew it, I was back to sitting alone at the stand once more before and one day the lady stopped humming, or at least I think she stopped humming, and she told me that the guy I was talking to a couple weeks prior had died. I thought it was a Youkai that finally got him but no. He was another in the line of many dead from a mysterious disease. She handed me a newspaper, still tied, and I read the contents. Apparently he died of some sort of disease that links back to that Green Haired girl’s shrine. She denies an interview and refuses to speak, but more are seen going into the shrine than coming out says that Tengu lady in the article.
So I ended my day early and went home. Fuck that shit. I’m sticking to Fairies.

Anonymous Fri Oct 18 17:57:50 2019 No.22274962

>>22155402
There was this one dude. Alright so listen closely. I was walking by one night before I met him at one of the stands. One thing led to another and all of a sudden we were talking about Miko. He said he would visit the Hakurei shrine if there weren’t Youkai around. Understandable considering he doesn’t even set foot near Byakuren’s Youkai Temple- I mean Temple of Buddhist Worship.
I don’t know how he knew the stuff he did but I must say he was an entertaining guy. Though on the topic of Shrine Maidens, we debated who would make the best wife, I said Reimu only if she weren’t so scary at times, but he was different. This shit was suspicious. The guy said Sanae, because she was a whore.
I mean, what? What the fuck is this man thinking?
I was completely caught off guard by his statement and I swear the lady who was cooking immediately stopped humming and just stared at us. I didn’t even know she was humming. I swear it took me a full minute before I responded. So he sat eating his food and he broke the silence in between bites and said “problem?” with food flying everywhere and that pissed me off. So I went and said, “Alright, first off, have some fucking manners and don’t speak with your mouth full of food you uncultured piece of trash. Secondly, how in the 4 devas can Sanae of all people be a fucking cheap whore? I knew from the momemt thay once you said “because she’s a whore” that you had fucking bottom of the barrel standards but holy fucking shit you’re dumber than a fairy if you actually have to pay to fuck Sanae. How unlucky must you be to not know that she does it for free! Who the fuck are you getting scammed by?“
Again I heard the humming. It was almost like the girl was trying to ignore us. I don’t blame her. It only took me a couple days of convincing her that I wasn’t one of the many useless men wasting semen on that cum dumpster. Before I knew it, I was back to sitting alone at the stand once more before and one day the lady stopped humming, or at least I think she stopped humming, and she told me that the guy I was talking to a couple weeks prior had died. I thought it was a Youkai that finally got him but no. He was another in the line of many dead from a mysterious disease. She handed me a newspaper, still tied, and I read the contents. Apparently he died of some sort of disease that links back to that Green Haired girl’s shrine. She denies an interview and refuses to speak, but more are seen going into the shrine than coming out says that Tengu lady in the article.
So I ended my day early and went home. Fuck that shit. I’m sticking to Fairies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 19 10:24:15 2019 No.22279177 >>22259588 I want to eat Raymoo's armpit dirt

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 19 10:31:58 2019 No.22279226 >>22193014 >>22198373 A bit too close to home there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 19 11:01:33 2019 No.22279376 >>22279177 Double disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 19 14:50:44 2019 No.22280560 File: 5 KB, 437x98, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22273866 This definition of UMA in Japan + chupacabra being a famous cryptid in Latin America.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 12:39:29 2019 No.22285755 >>22280560 Oh I see, thanks. Not that funny desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 12:40:34 2019 No.22285759 File: 535 KB, 1065x1004, __hakurei_reimu_kirisame_marisa_kochiya_sanae_moriya_suwako_and_yasaka_kanako_touhou_drawn_by_mefomefo__c2fc98d7812a1d19ac2fa4a5ee2f5f7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22155402 ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 02:17:22 2019 No.22289157 >>22155959 Tell that to mormons. And women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 03:10:34 2019 No.22289280 >>22155402 I got Sanae pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 08:22:34 2019 No.22290020 File: 105 KB, 537x538, 4CD13150-3E65-41BB-A9BB-9592E28F5E69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22285759 ...and the dumb bitch thought she would have a better life if she went to Gensokyo Que: >>22155402

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 02:42:16 2019 No.22294612 >>22289280 She really loves you if she gives you that stare, anon! >>22289157 >And women. Explain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:08:31 2019 No.22299262 >>22259588 How do you read this? Right to left or left to right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 00:24:52 2019 No.22299535 >>22299262 Right to left, but that translation was terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 07:31:17 2019 No.22305463 >>22289280 but sanae is a man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 07:41:16 2019 No.22305514 >>22305463 She's not, but she does leak a lot of semen, leading to that misconception.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 17:54:39 2019 No.22308253 >>22305514 That girl has no dignity

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 16:18:40 2019 No.22313708 >>22274962 Autism

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 17:54:18 2019 No.22314363 >>22253096 That wasn’t a wet fart anon. It smells off. Theres a brownish white substance present as well- Sanae had a cumfart!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 00:24:30 2019 No.22315897 >>22314363 Miss Sanae’s cumfarts are so erotic!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 02:35:43 2019 No.22316332 >>22315897 why would you make this post?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 22:56:37 2019 No.22320968 >>22155402 my likes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:47:12 2019 No.22321740 >>22316332 Why wouldn't he? Girls don't poop but they still go to the bathroom in order to fart loudly from their coochie.

Anonymous Sun Oct 27 17:46:12 2019 No.22325682

>>22155402
Some dude called Sanny a crackwhore
There was no defense from the laugh suppression team
I guess instead of the old fairy dust, dicks are her crack, or rather she sniffs crack off of the dicks. It could explain the drool on her desk every other day. She’s high as a kite!

Anonymous Sun Oct 27 17:55:46 2019 No.22325740

>>22315897
Sanae excuses herself behind the Moriya shrine to extrude all the day's semen from all her holes. Sometimes there are many dozens of ejaculations to remove. She tries to keep the obscene noises to a minimum so Kanako and Suwako don't notice!

Anonymous Mon Oct 28 01:18:57 2019 No.22327892

>>22155402
The observer is Sakuya and she just dropped a brutal zinger on Sanae.
Marisa and Reimu both thought it was hilarious and Reimu is in physical anguish trying not to laugh.
It probably went down with Sanae talking some shit about Sakuya being 'flat as a pancake' and she was all "Better serving pancakes than blue waffles", the other two lose it, and then Youmu shows up late to the convo and thinks it's about food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 28 18:33:05 2019 No.22331874 >>22155402 I am stealth I ran up Youkai Mountain and took a shit in the Moriya shrine donation box but sanny didn’t notice

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 28 23:23:59 2019 No.22333038 >>22155402 That I have impregnated the Hakurei shrine maiden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 29 00:07:15 2019 No.22333161 >>22325740 Sounds hot but it must seriously stink back there if she does it regularly and doesn’t dig holes for that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 29 12:21:07 2019 No.22335610 >>22155402

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 29 12:47:38 2019 No.22335743 >>22335610 Contribute to the thread or die

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 30 08:07:56 2019 No.22340027 >>22333038 That is impossible. They Youkai would have eaten you before you got to the gates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 30 08:25:16 2019 No.22340099 >>22155402 me and reimu did it last night

Anonymous Wed Oct 30 12:57:54 2019 No.22341340

>>22327892
>It probably went down with Sanae talking some shit about Sakuya being 'flat as a pancake' and she was all "Better serving pancakes than blue waffles", the other two lose it, and then Youmu shows up late to the convo and thinks it's about food.
From banter to anger, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 30 16:17:04 2019 No.22342262 >>22341340 If you get mad because someone drops a big one on you, they win. Imagine getting mad when someone makes fun of you after you made fun of them. Lmao.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 30 16:24:35 2019 No.22342313 my 1 rep max

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 30 23:51:37 2019 No.22344408 File: 364 KB, 1889x1259, __kochiya_sanae_and_diavolo_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_e_o__e8765d556e5b0490227f449cc8e63516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22342262 True that. Cute angry girls surely are pleasant to see though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 31 00:15:10 2019 No.22344500 >>22155959 some women love polygammy because it means they dont have to settle for anything less than the richest chad.

Anonymous Thu Oct 31 00:18:37 2019 No.22344519

>>22155402
I've just finished serenading Reimu to the tune of Weird Al's parody of Whatever You Like. Overwhelmed by my charismatic performance (and the promise of two-ply bathroom tissue), Reimu's nose has started to bleed. Youmu is beaming at us, enjoying the romantic atmosphere. Meanwhile Sanae looks on in disgust and Marisa can barely contain her laughter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 31 20:37:41 2019 No.22349304 a certain someone takes it in the butt

Anonymous Thu Oct 31 21:38:01 2019 No.22349580

>>22155402
I’m so tired of walking up past Moriya Shrine to visit Kasen for advice, a long lived individual, and having to catch a faint foul smell every time I go near the building. I mean come on. Why must I have a nose blocker before I try to visit Kasen? Every time I head down I have to track down Marisa because she smells so nice in comparison!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 1 15:53:58 2019 No.22352987 File: 54 KB, 209x203, 1572039318623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22327892 holy fuck that one was brutal

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 1 16:41:02 2019 No.22353120 >>22342262 It is natural to look this way when you are called a slut for the 40 billionth time

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 1 16:42:53 2019 No.22353126 >>22155402 I made breakfast the other day and I think the eggs were bad because I just shit actual fucking liquid shit all over my bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 2 00:44:42 2019 No.22354917 >>22353120

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 2 00:46:27 2019 No.22354919 >>22353126 Talk about a shitty situation. The only thing worse would be you doing it at someone elses house, or say a shrine on Youkai Mountain?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 07:25:52 2019 No.22361195 >>22352987 adolf-kun...

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