/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would your favorite 2hu actually like you?

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>>22049685
Yes

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No 2hu would like me. I don’t even like me. Maybe Seija because she’s a contrarian faggot but other her, no.

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>>22049685
Everyone IRL ends up hating me after a while, it won't be any different with a 2hu. So no, she won't like me.

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I don't think Kogasa would appreciate a human who think themselves as worthless trash

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>>22049685
i don't think so

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God I hope so

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Sad thread

[Anonymous No.]

No 2hu would like me. One or two may pretend, out of politeness, but they'll never actually like me.

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>>22049685
I believe in myself
I wouldn't make it if not

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yukari wouldn't care for some smelly NEET like me, but i would love her regardless

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I'm pretty likeable

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SHE'LL EXTERMINATE ME LIKE THE FILTH IM, SAME WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

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I dont particularily think zune chans art is sexy in any way and its quite atrocious so bleh... I dont really care.

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probably not. i am hardworking because i know there are things that must be done, maybe if she caught me working hard. as i am right now, hell no

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Yes, because touhous are not roasties and wouldn't dislike me because of my looks

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yeah we'll smoke darts together and roast meat

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>>22049685
Probably not. But it's ok, I'm used to it.

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>>22049685
The reason I like 2hu’s is because I can passively admire them with them knowing I even exist. The moment they notice me they’ll glare at me and about how disgusting I am. And they’ll relentlessly bully and torment me because they know I deserve it for being a complete depressed pathetic loser that’s total a failure at life. Being a NEET has its benefits. If I don’t reach out to anyone, there won’t be anyone telling telling me to kill myself again.

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>>22050444
>>22049787
>>22049775
>>22049772
Fuck off, you people are probably better off than most other people struggling to scrape by every day to feed themselves but here you people are busy whining about how much you or your life sucks

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>>22049685
Definitely. She is that blinding, unreachable ideal of a ridiculously hard-working person striving for a purpose I've been always looking up to, after all. I may pale as a ghost in juxtaposition, but with how much I struggle and will continue to do so to live like her, I'm sure she would fall slowly but surely

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>>22050481
high IQ post

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>>22050481
you want to know why life sucks, you self-righteous faggot? because i can't, at the end of a hard day at work, come home and relax with mokou or enjoy her cooking because she exists in a lower dimension than mine

that's all i want to do in this life, that's all i'm asking for and i can't even have that

so, yes, life fucking sucks

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>>22050481
Good post!

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>>22050481
Neck yourself, you fucking faggot. You have no idea, absolutely no idea, what my life is like and the bullshit I have to put up with every single day. Fuck you, you gigantic cunt.

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>>22050542
you must be some kind of sperging autistic fucking lowlife faggot if the only meaning in your life is wanting to be with a fictional character, talking about not being with them is the equivalent of some more severe suffering that impoverished people experience in other countries or even in our own streets.

by your own response you apparently have a job and a roof over your head. then you got homeless people/veterans/ex-convicts that are unwanted by any employer and are completely alone, with no family/lover to care for them and love them. but the last thing on their fucking mind is to feel loved if their brain is screaming at them to eat and find warmth from the cold at night.

then we got those single parents who lost their significant other in some form of tragic accident and now have to worry about supporting their kids by themselves and trying to make ends meet every day

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If this is made a template thread, it should add "if she wouldn't like you, what can you do to change that, and if you want to feel sorry for yourself, >>>/r9k/ until you figure out how to change that", why would you list the reasons they wouldn't, but think of nothing to remedy that?

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>>22050596
Fuck you, for lacking hope and optimism.

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>>22050596
I can already imagine this anon writing this post on a cheap laptop that he found in ruins in a middle of a war zone

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>>22049685
Maybe
We both like computers and gothic aesthetics

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>>22050596
but apparently you're well-off enough to spend your free time posting on an internet board unless you're a homeless person using a computer at a public library.

if you got a roof over your head, food to eat, and access to the internet you're fucking privileged so quit being a hypocritical faggot

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>>22050600

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>>22050600
>you must be some kind of sperging autistic fucking lowlife faggot if the only meaning in your life is wanting to be with a fictional character
First week on jay? Please lurk at least 2 years before posting.

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Take it easy /jp/.

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>>22050628
>>22050633
lmao entitled millenials getting called out

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>>22050652

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>>22050633
it's people like you that think the racism on /pol/ isn't ironic and satirical.

but if you seriously let your obsession over escapist fantasies become a detriment to your daily life then that's being fucking idiotic. and unless you lack a functioning brain, you should be aware of this fact at the very back of your mind. this shit is why there are too many self-made mentally ill people on /jp/

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>>22049685
Yes, i share her hobbies, but i don't want to get my balls destroyed.

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>>22050667
Stop spamming the CBT article in TF2

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22050666

you don't even deserve a (You)

>>>/out/

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>>22050659
You replied to me with a bunch of pixels displayed on a monitor that someone else created in an image editing software, and you downloaded to your PC. If you think about, it's kinda wondrous that this kind of stuff is possible, considering humanity started as shit-throwing primates that didn't know if they'll see another day or will be eaten by a tiger. So stop taking everything for granted, you are already in better position than most people on Earth

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I like to think she would, but maybe Chen would kill me out of jealousy.

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>>22050678
there's that problem in Japan where the media and anime-oriented franchises try to be careful and not break an otaku's immersion and fantasy because they don't like being told the harsh truth.

same thing could be said about /jp/ when people like you get pissy for me ruining your entitled "comfort zone." the moment when real-life problems come up and we have to deal with reality and people actually suffering, all that fantasy shit goes out the window.

this reminds me of those idols that agree to basically becoming puppets that have to hold up a "pure image" just not to upset their obsessive fans.

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I thought cirno day was already over.

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>>22050703
i seriously think you're on the wrong board, anon

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>>22050713
it's alright to cope, as long as you are aware that it's coping

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>>22050713
if people on /jp/ want to keep wallowing in their self-hatred and depression while using 2hu as an excuse, go right ahead. but expecting not to be called out on stupid shit by staying willfully ignorant is retarded.

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>>22050481
>>22050600
You can't be depressed because homeless people exist, okay.

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>>22050791
Depression is, for the most part, a meme.

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>>22050815
fuck off shitposter

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>>22050822
Looks like I nailed.it.

Most of you fags' depression is self-diagnosed just to you can attentionwhore on /jp/ lmao.

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>>22050826
fuck off shitposter

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>>22050826

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>>22050791
If you're actually clinically depressed, the last thing you should be doing is posting on /jp/.

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>>22050834
thanks for the advice
now fuck off shitposter

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>>22050829
>>22050836
Literally assblasted.

Keep on posting btw.

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>>22050836
>>22050829
>>22050822
>hurr durr as long as I keep saying "fuck off shitposter" my ad-hominem counter is always valid

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>>22050729
The high school me would probably call you a normalfag and tell you to fuck off, but thankfully I'm past that phase

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>>22050666
Figures that you're a /pol/tard. It explains your bizarre savior complex.

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>>22049685
I'm pretty sure she would.
My liver wouldn't like me, though, with her around...

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>>22050842
Who are you quoting?

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>>22049685
Yeah, she's really outgoing and she would surely like a new friend, though she might find me somewhat overcautious at times.
Also, my second favorite 2hu is very understanding and we share similar views, so we'd get along pretty well.

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>>22050481
People with all the money in the world and a easy life still get depressed and kill themselves because the brain sucks and some people can never be happy

Even people everyone likes on the inside could be ripping themselves to shreds over stupid bullshit for no reason I mean I get everyone and their grandma say they have depression but my point is its not something that obeys logic you just really fucking hate yourself and life no matter how good you are and how good your life is

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Depressed people should just read some philosophy from late 19th century to feel depressed in a more cool and mature way

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>>22049685
She would probably not want to be around me, seeing as she causes bad things to happen to the people she's around, but I think if I was one of, if not the only person to go out of my way to talk to and be nice to her, even if it meant bad luck for myself, she would think it was charming.

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Nope. I'm a boring person who has lived a boring, incomplete life, so Komachi would find me distressingly dull.
I could even hear her words..
>Well now, aren't you someone already at death's doorstep? You're so unattached to life you may as well kill yourself to get started on your next reincarnation quickly. You're obviously not getting anywhere in this one. Ah, maybe consider a few good deeds first, so you can pay the fee. You probably won't have enough money as you are right now.

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You guys should realize that people avoid you because of your looks, not because of boring personality. Chad can be the most boring person ever and still be liked by everyone

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>>22051431
That's an interesting claim, considering you have absolutely no idea how I look like, what my personality is like, what kind of people I interact with in the real world and how well/poorly those interactions go.

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>>22051431
Who's Chad?

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>>22051571
I am, don't worry about anon, he's just overreacting.

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Gee and I thought ronery attentionwhoring was a thing of the past

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>>22049685
The question isn't so much "would she like me" and more "would she be able to put up with the factor of isolating myself due to thinking she doesn't like me"
And the answer to that is if reisen can put up with kayuga isolating herself, she can put up with me isolating myself

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I thought I was posting with fellow Chads who believe in self-improvement and despise how much of a psy-ops the rest of this website is.... turns out slutposters and coombrains want to be pitied by their 2hu or bring her down to their level instead of being better for her... I'm in shock..whoah.....

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>>22052251
yeah the anons who aren't willing to risk their own lives for their girl, like >>22051348 would, don't deserve to have a girl like any of the good 2hu's.

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>>22050887
Not him, but how is trying to help people in his own way a savior complex? He's basically just giving advice, based upon what works in his experience. Is goodwill all it takes to get that label?

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>>22050826
You didn’t nail anything.
No, /jp/ is not depression central.

There is no diagnosis for depression and you are making baseless assumptions based on your boxed in subjective view.

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>>22052251
Welcome to my corner of /jp.
Your loathing for some posters on the board will only increase from now on.

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>>22051314
I should repick my pretentiousness just in case it attract a Marisa.

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>>22049685
Sure she would like me.
I must taste great fried on a pan.

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>>22052251
>Chads
You need to go back.

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>>22050909
Where's the other horn

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>>22050481
You know I tried but somehow, thinking about a starving homeless child dying on the streets doesn't really make me feel any better. Have you considered, I dunno, not being a flaming fag who gets mad anytime anyone who isn't at rock bottom express unhappiness? What, should I be glad that my granddad died because someone somewhere else had TWO granddads die? It doesn't work that bucko, and people live in THEIR worlds with THEIR lives. I'll tell you, I've been homeless before, I've starved on the streets, and it wasn't as bad as the times I was completed detached from my sense of self and wanting to kill myself.

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How would that even work?

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>>22051349
You should try and improve yourself for her anon
not healthy to live in such a way

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>>22052438
>not him
yeah okay lmao

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>>22055292
Here's your (You)

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>>22049685
I don't think she would care much either way. She doesn't seem to care for anyone outside of her mansion.

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>>22055350
what is mspaint

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>>22055384
She'd definitely catch me staring at her feet.

Wonder how she'd react after me stammering an offer to massage her feet...

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>>22055384
Has anyone ever even read like that?
Very uncomfortable.

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>>22050481
Begone redditor

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>>22051431
>>>/r9k/
Go the fuck home

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>>22055391
What is not lying on an anonymous imageboard?

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>>22049892
I'd kill myself on the spot if okuu rejected me...

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How do u get a tiger and Maus to like me?

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>>22055111

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>>22049685
I can usually get along alright with other stupid people.

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>>22055833
Give them good transmissions

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>>22049685
My favourite is Yukari and she has a high friendship rating, so maybe
The odds of me putting a ring on her are next to zero though

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Eeehh, I know they won't dislike me at least. I'm the kind of guy who's just there, like if I wasn't in the same class as a bunch of other people, no one will know I exist.

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I'll just donate to her shrine and bring bento and drink tea in her shrine every couple of days, deepening our friendship.

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>>22056730
I'm afraid that's just compensated dating

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>>22056735
Whats the difference

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>>22056735
fine, I won't donate

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>>22056730
>donating to Reimu
Yikes!

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Fuck no. Eirin would told me to get a job because she already has one NEET in her house.

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>>22055833
You start by becoming an orphaned shota from the outside word and getting lost near the Myouren Temple
I'm sure they will take you in, just make sure to do your chores and pray properly!

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Probably, I enjoy peace and quiet and being comfy.

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Possibly

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I'm not sure? What kind of men do schizophrenic girls like?

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>>22049685
I have no clue
becoming her butler and cooking nice things for her is my best bet

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>>22059415
The one I've met in real life was into relatively sane and stable guys who'd put up with her symptoms.

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>>22059739
Wouldn't you have to feed her? She drawing blood from you every now and then.

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>>22059832
I'd love that but it makes you lose weight rapidly (I need to remain a fat alpha neet)

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>>22059838
Sounds like a conundrum.

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Yes.

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Probably not, but I wouldn't mind being purified by her.

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yes
picrel is me deepening friendship with her

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I don't think I'd even get to meet her without spending years on magical research and becoming a player character level magician. The entire path to the palace from the blowhole is suicide for an ordinary human.
Even after that, Satori is an impossible obstacle too. I doubt she'd approve of some strange human wanting to marry her pet.

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