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22001722 No.22001722 [Reply] [Original]

CONFESS YOUR SINS

>> No.22001734

I do not like Flan

>> No.22001788

>>22001722
i dont play the fighting games

>> No.22002279 [DELETED] 

>>22001722
This is a template thread following the “confess” crossboarder meme. Famus for using wojacks.
Some fucker tried it last year, >>/jp/thread/S18282849 and got assraped by Meido.

This is the very same thread but adding two words to it and the use of another ‘hu, leading me to believe that he was not banned so he lurked for the very moment of making a terrible thread, hoping that you faggots might defend him.

Crossboarders are getting smart.

>> No.22002291
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22002291

>>22002279
Its an eiki thread, I fucking hate wojaks

>> No.22002292

>>22001722
This is a template thread following the “confess” crossboarder meme. Famous for using wojacks.
Some fucker tried it last year, >>/jp/thread/S18282849 and got assraped by Meido.

This is the very same thread but adding two words to it and the use of another ‘hu, leading me to believe that he was not banned so he lurked for the very moment of making a terrible thread, hoping that you faggots might defend him.

Crossboarders are getting smart.

>> No.22002296

>>22002291
You say that only because Eiki is used.
An ingenious move.

>> No.22002302

>>22002296
no. I hate the fucking wojaks. I just want to have an eiki thread. Stop blaming me for what those other boards do

>> No.22002313

>>22002302
Pointless considering she doesn’t need to ask you to confess.

>> No.22002958

>>22002292
you are being too paranoid anon

>> No.22003134

>>22002292
Imagine believing what you personally deem as "shitpost" to be made by same person, and to be this worked up over few typed words in the first place.
I genuinely think you need help.

>> No.22004379
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22004379

Need some help, Eiki?

>> No.22004401

Eiki in a diaper chu chu

>> No.22004409

>>22001722
Ah, another diaperhu.

>> No.22004429

>>22001722
I floated across boards to reach /jp/ and adamantly refuse to leave

>> No.22004433

Once in middle of the night I woke up from a wet dream covered in cum, so I decided to lick the cum from myself.
I regret nothing.

>> No.22004455

I masturbate to cookie videos and fanart

>> No.22004480

>>22002292
Take your pills

>> No.22004531

>>22002292
Why do you never complain about idolmaster template threads in them?

>> No.22004606

>>22004531
Why you lie, Anonymous?
>>21653194
>>21612946

>> No.22004779

>>22004379
I want to hug my liege

>> No.22004797

>>22001722
I like the mainline games, but I find the written works boring.

>> No.22004836

I could't finish 15 and dropped it.

>> No.22004866

>>22001722
This is the quality /v/ content I was looking for

>> No.22005844

>>22004401
>>22004409
What brand does Eiki wear?

>> No.22005852

>>22005844
shut the fuck up

>> No.22005883

>>22005844
The same as Koishi's

>> No.22006120

>>22005883
Makes sense, I can see how the extra leak capacity and comfort would come in handy during very long court sessions

>> No.22006123

>>22006120
>>22005883
>>22005844
shut the fuck up

>> No.22006130
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22006130

Can there be a normal fucking eiki thread without some /d/eviant needing to fit their stupid fucking fetish into this?

>> No.22006136

>>22006130
look at the board you're posting in

>> No.22006157

>>22005844
To her embarrassement she actually wears the same brand as the fairies, Lily Poko. It's the only one small enough to fit her tiny frame.

>> No.22006195

>>22001722
green slut

>> No.22006199

>>22006130
How is normal Eiki thread supposed to be?

>> No.22006202

>>22006199
Without that garbage

>> No.22006235

Eiki without diapers is no longer Eiki.

>> No.22006237

>>22006235
*is eiki because shes a fucking grown woman

>> No.22006258

>>22001722
I masturbate to Nue very often.

>> No.22006264
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22006264

>>22006237
>shes a fucking grown woman
No, she isn't.

>> No.22006286

>>22006157
All I'm imagining is Eiki having a pack of LilyPokos stored somewhere in the corner of her office, then when a fairy recognises the colour scheme and mentions it to Eiki, she goes beet red

>> No.22006387
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>>22006286
Imagine if that fairy was Clownpiece and the reason she was there in the first place, was take your daughter to work day. If Heca found out about Eiki's undergarment of choice, everyday the Yama would have to endure getting changed by her boss of all people.

>> No.22006390 [SPOILER] 
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22006390

>>22001722

I think your shy bladder disorder is adorable.

>> No.22006452

Is Hecatia fine with her subordinate's problem?

>> No.22006455

>>22006387
That would just make Junko feel like she's missing out

>> No.22006554

>>22006455
If Junko were to ever visit Heca's workplace and met Eiki, she'd adopt her in a heartbeat.

>> No.22006700

>>22006452
her attitude? yes

>> No.22006710

>>22006452
Hecatia understand and provide her with an eternal supply of baby underwear

>> No.22006713

>>22006710
WILL YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THIS

>> No.22006739

>>22006452
She keeps those kind of intimate issues a secret from Heca

>> No.22006787 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.22006823
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22006823

>>22006787
Too far. Diaperposting about Koishi and Eiki is fun, but this is just sad. And it doesn't help that the art is dreadful. Pls delet.

>> No.22006888
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22006888

The real question is does she wear them to bed as well?

>> No.22006902

>>22006888
Especially on bed
After all you don't realize it when you wet your bed

>> No.22006903
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22006903

>>22006888
Pajama Eiki is cute. Cute!

>> No.22006910

>>22006888
no shut up

>> No.22006924
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22006924

>>22006390
>>22006787
You are definitely getting sent to Hell.

>> No.22006927
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22006927

What does the Yama do on her days off? Does she have friends in hell outside of Komachi or Hecatia? Does she know Konngara or Kikuri?

>> No.22006935

>>22006924
Can Eiki send Aya to hell too, if she leaks her secret?

>> No.22006942

>>22006924
No Eiki, I won't be changing your diapers.

>> No.22007068

I wonder if Eiki has ever dropped a big no no during work.

>> No.22007096

>>22007068
she doesnt

>> No.22007134

>>22007068
Obviously not, she doesn't want Hecatia to punish her.

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>>22006942
I won't mind.

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>>22007134
I want Hecatia to punish me. I'll volunteer to take Eiki's place for any punsihments that she might receive from Heca.

>> No.22007320
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22007320

Teaching the Yama how to swim!

>> No.22007362

>>22007320
Be careful she might pollute the water

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22007398

>>22007167
Dude, you don't want to get punished by the strongest 2hu.

>> No.22007399

>>22007398
weird T-shirt

>> No.22007401

>>22001722
I don’t play the games.
I just fap.

>> No.22007496

>>22007167
Your punishment will be changing Eiki's diaper.

>> No.22007503

>>22007496
>>>/d/

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>>22007398
She's strong enough to know her strength. Besides, Eiki has got enough things to stress her out already. I'll gladly make her life a little easier by letting Heca hurt and humiliate me instead of her.

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>>22006924
Try me.

>> No.22007651

>>22007572
Judging by the way she's blushing, who is inspecting her rear?

>> No.22007670
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22007670

>>22007651
The fact that she's even allowing herself to be inspected like that would imply that it's her boss.

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>>22007670
Could be Komachi or Junko who got permission

>> No.22007714

>>22007651
Me of course

>> No.22007724

>>22007703
Junko wouldn't ask or need a permission to do as she pleases with her though.

>> No.22007744

>>22007724
That sounds very inconsiderate of Junko to treat Eiki like that

>> No.22007764

>>22007744
She means well. It can be hard to take someone like Eiki seriously as an adult. Junko just sees her as a child and treat her as such.

>> No.22007805

>>22006264
Tits are not a sign of adulthood.
Some can grow D cups by the time they’re 14, and others remain permaflat or have deflated tits their entire life.
Your argument is invalid.

>> No.22007809

>>22007805
So big titty girls can be retarded? nice

>> No.22008642

>>22007809
You’re one of the many retards here on this board.

>> No.22008949

>>22008642
Me, a retard on the jay

>> No.22009096

>>22008949
Yes, dumber than the average /jp/sie.

>> No.22009324

>>22009096
/jp/sie is dumber than average human

>> No.22009724

>>22009324
And you are a mark below that.

>> No.22010349
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22010349

>>22006903
I want to give Eiki a panda plushie as a gift!

>> No.22012469
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22012469

I want to carry Eiki to bed after she's had a hard day at work

>> No.22013768
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22013768

If you were Eiki's assistant, what would you help her with? I want to cook her a nice, hot meal to keep her going through the day!

>> No.22013885

>>22013768
Changing her, you know.

>> No.22013902

>>22013885
GO BACK TO /d/
>>>/d/
>>>/d/
>>>/d/
YOU FUCKING DIAPERNIGGER

>> No.22013950

>>22013902
No.

>> No.22014017
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>>22013768
I'd make it my mission to distract Heca whenever needed to, so that Eiki could work in peace. Also try to motivate Komachi by lecturing her so that Eiki can concentrate on more important issues. And maybe this >>22013885 too.

>> No.22014051

>>22014017
that sounds nice, would you like an assistant in your fuckery so that eiki can concentrate?

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>>22014051
Well, there are three Hecas, so it wouldn't hurt to have more people to distract her. Especially during "bring your daughter to work" days when Clownpiece is there too. She's bound to cause trouble of some sort. And you never know when Heca forgets her lunch and Junko has to bring it down to the office for her. She can be a real walking disaster whenever she wants to.

>> No.22014156

>>22014133
What makes Junko a walking disaster in that scenario?

>> No.22014176

I'm sorry /jp/. I used to diaperpost because I found it funny, and now it got out of control

>> No.22014178

>>22014133
understandable, I'm going to steal her fucking moon then as my first act of assistance!

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>>22014176
I used to brappost, but then it died out. I still find it funny.
>>22014178
Don't do it anon! Moon Heca is a major bitch, even when she isn't angry.

>> No.22014189

>>22014176
It's still funny, don't worry.

>> No.22014200

>>22014186
ALL THE MORE REASON TO STEAL IT!

>> No.22014202
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>>22014156
An obsessive turboyandere who lost her own child comes across a childlike yama whose boss just so happens to be her wife. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.22014205
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22014205

>>22014200
t. Kagerou

>> No.22014211
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22014211

>>22013902
Sorry, that question tempted me.
It might even be on purpose.

>> No.22014219

>>22014205
I ain't kagerou, I just like being a dick to people who are dicks. moon heca fits that bill

>> No.22014228
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>>22014219
She can be a bitch, but at least earth Heca is a nice girl.

>> No.22014229

>>22014176
I reckon that's how most meme creators feel

>> No.22014233

>>22014228
and that's why I'm just stealing the moon instead of all three balls

>> No.22014246
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>>22014233
She'll catch oyu eventually though. What are you going to do when that happens?

>> No.22014249

>>22014246
consider it a job well done, the entire purpose was to distract her after all.

>> No.22014254
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22014254

>>22014249
But what if she decides to punish you for stealing her hat ornament?

>> No.22014257

>>22014254
I'd consider that a bonus distraction.

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>>22014257
Fair enough. Eiki would be very grateful if she found out that you took a spanking from her boss just to make sure that she could work without distractions.

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>>22014257
Posted a reply with a NSFW image and had to delet. Earth Heca may be nice, but even she's not nice enough for the advertisers to overlook a bare nipple.

>> No.22014513

>>22014254
Cute she knows she is flat

>> No.22014918
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22014918

If Eiki was a whole lot younger I'd have sex with her. No regrets.

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>>22014202
Playful teasing in the form of gifting Eiki very childish pencils and notebooks?

>> No.22019073

>>22018894
No i would say annoying the ever living shit out of her

>> No.22022803
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22022803

Envy

>> No.22025207
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22025207

The question concerning the colour of the Yama's panties has been settled!!

>> No.22025268

>>22025207
Oh no she forgot her diapers!

>> No.22029680
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22029680

I lied about liking your food, Eiki!

>> No.22031162

>>22001722
I hate Tewi

>> No.22032292

>>22025268
shut the fuck up

>> No.22032317

>>22025268
More like didn't wear one out of rebellious urge. When Heca finds out about this, there will be hell to pay!

>> No.22032952

>>22032317
SHUT UP

>> No.22033003

>>22032292
>>22032952
Hey anon don't shit yourself. Eiki might lend you one of her diapers if necessary.

>> No.22033387

>>22032317
At least Junko will get a job then

>> No.22034332

>>22033387
And what would that be?

>> No.22035350

>>22001722
NEVER!

>> No.22036342 [DELETED] 

>>22035350
do it

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22037275

>>22034332
Being responsible for Eiki's hygiene

>> No.22039192
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22039192

What's she so smug about?

>> No.22041157

I want Eiki to spank me

>> No.22043914

>>22014918
Why younger?

>> No.22048592

I only play the games and dont fap to the doujins

>> No.22052337

>>22048592
That's not a sin

>> No.22053176

>>22048592
okay you are safe

>> No.22053209

>>22001722
ahhh i am cumming eiki i am cumming1!!!!!!!

>> No.22054006

>>22053209
silence

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