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Would /jp/ break this glass?

>> No.21873964

no im gonna keep her as a pet forever and occasionally drop live mice in her enclosure

>> No.21873991

You want me to break my monitor? Not cool dude.

>> No.21874013

If I don't, then she'll break it herself so it doesn't really matter

>> No.21874022

>>21873947
I'll break that glass and run away with the money while avoiding authorities. She better don't get in the way unless she want my boot on her face.

>> No.21874146

Rumia, somewhat similar to a roaming hungry beast, she most likely eats a lot and she can't see very well due to her ever present darkness that only goes away on red moons. Most likely never wipes or not well enough due to not being able to see in the dark. Entire butt most likely covered in fecal matter.

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>>21873947
i would, i would also give her a big hug before she would fucking murder me, atleast i would die happy

>> No.21875395

>>21873947
I'd attempt to, but I'm probably not physically strong enough to break it.

>> No.21875441

>>21873947
Yes, but only to rape Rumia.

>> No.21875476
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I wonder, how easy is to kill her, or not to kill her but to defend yourself as a human against youkai like her.
she can't be that tough to beat, maybe just a stab to such small body can stop her.

>> No.21875613

>>21875284
*big sloppy raspberry right on her navel

>> No.21875633

>>21875476
Manipulation of darkness renders you pretty much very vulnerable if you're not experienced.

>> No.21875930

>>21875633
Her too though.

>>21875476
Even if you kill her, she'll come back to life unless you have spiritual abilities. If you aren't atheist and are reasonably devout you can probably kill her well enough. She's not very bright, probably fairy level intelligence or less so you can probably just fool her and escape.

>> No.21877107

>>21875476
I'm more curious on how difficult it would be into tricking her to sex and coming out of it in one piece.

>> No.21877164

>>21877107
I don't think she knows what sex is
>>21875633
>>21875930
how about surviving her attack?

>> No.21877208

>>21877164
>I don't think she knows what sex is
Very easy, then.

>> No.21877231

>>21877208
How would you explain it to her?
You can't just pull her painties down...

>> No.21877516

>>21877231
Says who?

>> No.21877564

>>21877231
It's like a puzzle, you have to fit the pieces together, and you get a prize

>> No.21877567

>>21877516
be realistic, what would you tell her?

>> No.21877816

>>21877567
"Hey Rumia, lets play a very fun game! You'll love it!"
Then I would start licking her cunny and making her feel really good.

>> No.21878401

>>21877816
But she pees from there!

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>>21875476
7.62x51 NATO has been reported to blow chest sized holes in smaller statured men, so against a little girl like rumia it could potentially tear her in half. Enough of other such calibers with great wound channels could also incapacitate her. This could give you enough time to escape or could deter her from attacking you for any longer, although you never know with yokai niggers

>> No.21878515

That's against protocols and will result in containment breach.

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>>21878510
where's your god now

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>>21873947
absolutely

>> No.21882119

>>21880027
LOLI WITH A GUN!

>> No.21885471

>>21875284
>saliva
Eww

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