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I wanted to get this off my chest.

/jp/, if I ever turn into a cute girl, I'll make sure to have sex with every single one of you.

>> No.2186347

Are you sure? I'd be pretty hard on you with my magically enhanced stamina and tentacle cocks.

>> No.2186341

Worthless slut.

>> No.2186348

trip

>> No.2186349

Thank you, Anon. You really are a great person.

>> No.2186352

>>2186347
That's okay, I always wanted to pay you guys back for keeping me company at lonely times.

>> No.2186353

Disgusting.

>> No.2186358

Slut.

>> No.2186362

So turning into a woman would also turn you into a whore?

>> No.2186363

>>2186332

I too would take it for the team, out of knowledge that people like you would do the same.

>> No.2186368

If I ever turn into a woman I'll just masturbate a lot and troll /jp/.

So, nothing at all would change.

>> No.2186370

>>2186341
>>2186358

Sluts only have sex with fit and good looking men, though.

>> No.2186371

Why do you have to be a girl to do it?

>> No.2186374
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>> No.2186375

>>2186368
Yeah, same here.

>> No.2186378

But you'll be used goods by the time you get to me.

>> No.2186381

/jp/, if I ever turn into a cute girl, I'll make sure to have tea with every single one of you.

>> No.2186387

If I ever turn into a cute girl, I'll marry the winner of a /jp/-wide battle royale and give him my virginity and undying love.

>> No.2186388

>>2186378
Used goods who loves you for who you are, though.

>> No.2186389

If having an orgasm as a little girl was as satisfying as it is for a man, I'd gladly be /jp/'s whore as well.

>> No.2186393

/jp/, if I ever turn into a cute girl, I'll make sure to stay away from every single one of you.

>> No.2186383 [DELETED] 

>>2186378
Used goods that loves you for who you, though.

>> No.2186395

>>2186370
No, sluts fuck everything.

>> No.2186398
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2186398

I don't know if you would say the same thing once you saw me. I've been told I'm not all that attractive. Also, I'm betting half of us will turn into Shirou "The Jackhammer" once we get started.

>> No.2186409

>>2186395
No they don't, having seen many in my lifetime.

>> No.2186413

>>2186368

Hi, Remilia.

>> No.2186414

do not want 3d pig disgusting

>> No.2186419

>>2186414
have you not been reading? it would be a cute girl

one you would enjoy fucking

>> No.2186426

>>2186419
have you not been reading? do not want 3d pig disgusting Also, I wouldn't want a slut.

>> No.2186430

>>2186426

Then you should start practicing to win >>2186387

>> No.2186434

/jp/, if I ever turn into a cute girl, I'll make sure to become an idol for every single one of you.

>> No.2186433
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>>2186426
F-fine, I'll go to the next person in line then.

;_;

>> No.2186437

>>2186387
I'd take part in a /jp/ battle royale but you better get a better gift than your virginity.
Make that Otome Function Translated , the Hollow Ataraxia translation and then we'll be talking.

>> No.2186449

>>2186332
You're a true bro.

>> No.2186451

>>2186433
You do that, slut.
>>2186430
I wouldn't want to marry something that marries the winner of a fight because I also consider it a slut.

>> No.2186452

>>2186437
anyone who wants f/ha translated couldn't win a fight to the death anyhow

>> No.2186454

>>2186409
Then they aren't sluts but just women.

>> No.2186457

If I ever turn into a cute girl, I'll make sure to rape and thoroughly traumatize other cute girls.

>> No.2186458

>>2186454

Women are sluts by default. [/athens]

>> No.2186494

/jp/, if I ever turn into a cute girl, be prepared to graze.

>> No.2186506
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2186506

I'd get nice outfits and take pictures for /jp/ ala these girls cosplaying Death Smiles.

>> No.2186510

>>2186457

Fuck yeah. This is what I am gonna do.
Have you guys ever heard of a loli raping other lolis

>> No.2186518

Sorry, but I'll pass.

Not interested in jail or STDs. Especially both.

>> No.2186519

>>2186510
Doesn't the bitchy VN character do this quite often? Or at least coerce the other loli into getting raped by the protagonist?

>> No.2186548

If I ever become a girl, I'd be a major tease and use my femininity to get whatever the shit I wanted. When pressed, I'd just cry.

Then I'd be a lesbian. And I'd do the EXACT SAME THING.

>> No.2186552

K, i'm ready, Reimu.

(she's the only girl i think is cute)

>> No.2186565

>>2186458
Where is athens anyways? Its like he disappeared after valentines day...

>> No.2186570

>>2186565
He was posting just earlier today.

>> No.2186571

How very kind of you anon

Thank you for the thought

>> No.2186573

>>2186552
Hypothetically if Reimu somehow gets killed off in Touhou 12 would you kill yourself?

>> No.2186576

>>2186565
He's around, he just haven't been posting much since very lately.

>> No.2186580

>if I ever turn into a cute girl

Wimp. If you REALLY loved us, you'd do it anyway.

>> No.2186583

>>2186580
No matter how desperate /jp/ gets I doubt they'd want to fuck a fat guy.

>> No.2186585

>>2186573

I'm not him, but as a fellow Reimufag I'd just start fapping to YuyukoxReimu or the like instead.

Also, I'm only interested in lesbian fuckings, OP. So we'd probably only have sex if I somehow turned into a cute girl too.

>> No.2186594

>>2186332

Bro, get Anonymous of Bangkok to bring you around Thailand.

They have plenty of pro sex change operation there. Are you GAR enough to do it?

>> No.2186604

Anon is so altruistic.
It warms my heart.

>> No.2186610

>>2186583
Yeah, but it's the thought that counts.

To truly love another, you must love yourself.

>> No.2186612

>>2186594
They have better in first world countries, just more expensive.

>>
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