/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Can a foreigner legally change his name in japan, if his name is deemed too phoneticaly unpleasant to pronounce?
I'd like to translate my original name into japanese, so technically it's still my name.

My name is Vanderclébersonvaldo. The japanese name with an equivalent meaning is 山仁 (yamato).

[Anonymous No.]

Not Otaku Culture
Meido, clean this shit

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You will never be japanese and they will never accept you as one of their own.

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>>21779305
>Vanderclébersonvaldo
please tell me thats your full name and not your first name

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>>21779305
Why not tell them to call you Valdo?
Maybe you just want to be Japanese.

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>>21779652
That in engrish would sound like a dumb jojo meme.

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shit brazillian name

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>>21779697
you're already doing a dumb meme being a foreigner in japan. just don't draw too much attention to it.

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>>21779305
your name is Vander Cléberson Valdo right ?
dont tell me thats just your first name

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>>21779305
haha namelet

[Anonymous No.]

Im american and my name is John Steel. The chaddest name ever created.

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>>21780019
that is actually the coolest name i have ever heard in my life, so i know you are a lying faggot

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>>21780044
It's real but the problem is im a manlet sissy twink boi.

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>>21780051
But that’s a good thing.

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>>21780080
Yes but not with such a manly name.

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>>21779588
Who would even want to be? My dream is to go to Japan an be the ultimate Ugly American: bathe all my dirt off into public bath without showering, spread out and take up 3 seats on trains, hang out with rowdy Russian sailors at "Japanese Only" onsen and tear the fucking places apart in Vodka drunk stupor, stick chopsticks vertical in rice, pass flatulence on crowded trains, and drive a 1972 Eldorado down the narrowest street like a plow through tiny Japanese cars while wearing a cowboy hat and blasting Molly Hatchet on the stereo.

My name will have no translation into Japanese, something like Baron Wilhem von Vorsetzer HemmelrichKletusSchnitzel Fabrizio Umlaut Benidito Pacifico the IV, FRS PhD MA BS

The natives would regard me as a king among men, a paragon of whiteness that "honorary whites" like themselves must aspire to.

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>>21780118
The contrast outright turns it into gap moe though.

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>>21780051
i think you might be the most based man in existence

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>Vanderclébersonvaldo
I chuckled