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By some strange twist of fate, you are transported to Gensokyo. You wonder at this marvel for a few seconds before you realize you are deep within the youkai-infested forests. Unfortunately, before you can make strides toward civilization, you are struck down by hungry youkai. In your last moments, you can see Wriggle Nightbug and Mystia Lorelei squabbling over who gets to feast on your corpse. You're bleeding out, what are your last thoughts/words?

>> No.2175028

Summon Cirno to help.

>> No.2175027

Why couldn't it have been Yuka?

>> No.2175029
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>> No.2175034

Did I step into pooshlmer?

>> No.2175036

>>2175021
I would have like to have seen.... Montana...

>> No.2175043

Rosebud

>> No.2175048

no GM no roleplaying

>> No.2175059

>>2175036
What's with the Red October today?

>> No.2175085
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I will shout "YIPPEE KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" while silently pull my trusty stainless-steel plated Beretta M92 and shoot those two motherfucking youkai in the head.

>> No.2175095

>>2175085
nickle, asshole, you don't plate with stainless-steel.

>> No.2175097

>>2175085
Wriggle at least is able to successfully graze and capture the spell card "Trusted Steel Firearm ~~YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKER"

Mystia is not so. You've at least simplified your demise.

>> No.2175103
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2175103

Sup GM.

>> No.2175124
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2175124

Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me, again

am i the only one ?,
am i the Only one?...

Rape me!! (Rape me!!)
Rape me!!!

>> No.2175192

>>2175124
we have a winner.

>> No.2175218

I've already decided at some other point that my last words will be "haa.... is that... all you got?".

>> No.2175220

"Haha, enjoy your clogged arteries."

>> No.2175260
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2175260

Marry me Mystia!

>> No.2175263

You're... Pretty good...

>> No.2175271
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"FREEEEEDDDDDOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!"

>> No.2175273

>>2175218
That's shit unless you get back on your feet and kick their asses.

>> No.2175322

jibun... wo....

>> No.2175326

"Silly bitches you Youkai-powers cannot harm me! Don't you know who the fuck I am!? I'm the Juggernaut!"

Then stand up and make them toss my salad. Shit would be so cash.

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>>2175273
You succeed. Unfortunately, wounded and half dead, you hike your way to THIS unfortunate scene.

>> No.2175331

Reimu's looking for me, you guys are fucked.

>> No.2175338
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2175338

Get up, eat some pills and then run.

>> No.2175346

>>2175331
Not smart. They're only in trouble if Reimu finds recognizable chunks of you.

>> No.2175351

"Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?"

>> No.2175357

>>2175330
It's okay, I like raw meat.

>> No.2175368
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2175368

"I PITY THE FOOL!!"

>> No.2175371

>>2175346
Reimu is the Ranger Smith of Gensyoko. She'll find out eventually.

>> No.2175373

Rape the maids.

>> No.2175386

Eirin, why hast thou forsaken me?!?!

>> No.2175394

>>2175371
Reimu doesn't particularly care about individual humans. It's only incidents that affect the safety of Gensokyo as a whole that she investigates.

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