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>be Cirno
>shit on the street
>freeze the poop
>throw the frozen turds inside houses
>turds thaw
>whole house smells like shit
>her face when

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>>21727790
>cirno will never throw a frozen turd inside your house

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Everything you wrote was a travesty.

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>>21727801
Its okay to dream anon.

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>>21727790
>>21727801
Who are you quoting?

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>>21727801
>realize the turd was inside her
>stick your dick inside turd
>without a condom
>only bakas use condoms
>have indirect anal sex with Cirno

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>>21727804
Don't get me started on when she sells her frozen pee as lemon popsicles!

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>>21727879
Staying cool on a hot summer day!

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Ayo sense Rumia be eatin' Big Mac in class again.

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>>21727905
Cirno actually has a clever system in place. She knows that she can't just sell frozen pee, people would be able to tell. She actually freezes the popsicles on the spot, and has two pitchers, one filled with pee, and one with lemonade. This way, first-time customers get a popsicle that has a very low concentration of pee. As they keep coming back, she gradually increases the concentration of pee in their popsicles, so that they get accustomed to the taste. Long-time customers are drinking pure pee, and they think that normal lemon popsicles taste weird!

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